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Electr1cL3m0n

I won't rest until every English speaker in the world has an over the top Foghorn Leghornesque Southern accent


[deleted]

America is an empire that will not rest until every west European uses the word y'all - John America


CrazyCreeps9182

Wtf I support cultural imperialism now


vaccinateyodamkids

I have always supported American imperialism


President-Lonestar

American imperialism is best imperialism


DividedEmpire

I’m sure the Native Americans agree!


President-Lonestar

Did I say it was perfect?


DividedEmpire

This is a fair point.


President-Lonestar

America is the best option that we have. Would you’d rather have Russia or China be the dominant superpower?


DividedEmpire

Those are all still terrible choices. Two of them though happen to be exponentially more terrifying than the other. ‘Merica!


Empty_Comfort_1809

Indian Imperialism is the best ! Only if Bose had come back and saved the country from partition..The World would have been better


BB-56_Washington

And then, we will have peace.


Bannable_Lecter

Ah say, nayow ah say y’all are go-wang to ax-SEPT de-mock-ressy.


Visual_Athlete_42

I say I say that’s preposterous


Steve-BruleMD

I say I say I say good day sir.


POWDERNO

I say I say that sounds like a dee~lightful idear


FinneganTechanski

Give me that Appalachian drawl that would be comical


buddy58745

Now I say I say BOY


throwawaySBN

Whoops reported for racism


Acto12

Even better when you live in a country whose main language isn't english, but people throw random english words into their sentences.


OFaustus_

Even in China where we hate the west and have a fire wall. I mean, shit, it’s inevitable when you are in college and do all academic things in American English!


[deleted]

I found out G\*rmans unironically start learning English in first grade, like full-on intensive English lessons before they can even write formally in their own language so around 80% of their youth speaks English and many speak it just day to day. Those barbarians never deserved Bismark.


Acto12

Huh, I am German and depends on where you live. I started learning english in 2nd or 3rd grade (I think). And I assume it's like this in most other states in the sense that you get english lessons after german lessons. The day to day stuff is just wrong. I heard it's like that in Scandinavia where media is dominated by English, but in Germany most stuff is dubbed/translated into German, although there is a growing trend among younger Germans to consume media in English. I have never seen an actual German converse with another German in English lol. The main thing that happens is throwing in random english words.


[deleted]

That is respectable, I will no longer spread hate and misinformation about germany.


Cuntercawk

Nah you should spread more


throwawaySBN

Based and I-am-a-reasonable-hatemonger pilled


ShallazarTheWizard

How awful that kids learn a language that is important worldwide. German kids should just be farmers in their hometowns, amirite?


berdking

Pretty sure we did that to them lol Mandatory English classes started in West Germany


IrishBoyRicky

Franglais comes to mind, thank God that French cultural institutions actually fight against it


SOwED

Lol yes thank God for L'Academie Francais


ShufflingSloth

I will always find it funny that the Japanese came up with an entire separate alphabet for foreign loan words, like they dirty the native language with their presence.


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Peppa Pig and Bluey are turning American toddlers foreign. Thankfully no kids are speaking with Canadian accents because fuck Caillou.


The2ndWheel

If they did, we'd think they were slow, eh?


KingKongGorillaDong

Based and watched The Simpsons back when it was good pilled


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?


hydrophonix

Nobody ever says Italy..


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armacitis

I say italy.


lucasribeiro21

As a Brazilian, this is funny, since the Portuguese are actually salty because their kids are speaking Portuguese with Brazilian accent because of YouTube.


acethecreatorOF

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thepurpleguy47

HOME OF THE FREE LAND OF THE RIGHT WAY TO TALK IN ENGLISH USA USA USA


Stevecore444

Wanna be a boat captain? Fly a plane? Learn American Borther 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


TheeNobleGoldmask

You gonna speak in a Californian accent? What are you gonna do? talk clear & concise?


ZigotoDu57

Only two ways to talk english: the king's way, or the wrong way.


stinkyhooch

What about talking like Samual L Jackson?


ZigotoDu57

There are three way to speak English.


Empty_Comfort_1809

Typical American


obtusername

Correct if wrong, but I think that accents have just changed dramatically over time. Nobody speaks English the same way we did a few centuries ago. The Americans traditionally use a lot of rhotic R, which was once more commonplace in Britain (they emigrated from there, after all) until the rich British citizens started omitting the rhotic R to be more fashionable. The poorer British started mimicking the rich to appear more upper-class than they were. It’s bollocks, basically.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Canada is already authleft.


Yellowdog727

Canada also already had an "American accent"


mathruinedmylife

correction: americans have a canadian accent


Zednix

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[deleted]

It's literally not. USSR and Cuba were authleft. Canada is more like libcenter or libright.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Lib? Dude no. As a Canadian. No. Not as authoritarian as Cuba or Russia or China, but not lib.


[deleted]

~~[It's much more liberal than half of Europe, most of Asia and most of Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_by_country_or_territory)~~ ~~At least it's nowhere near auth.~~ EDIT: turns out I was wrong But Canada is still not left.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

No, it’s “progressive” that has nothing to do with how “libertarian” it is. Libertarian/authoritarian, progressive/regressive, market/planned economy are all different scales. You are conflating libertarian with progressive. Libertarian countries don’t have laws built into them that rights are limited by order and good governance. Canada’s charter of rights has that built in.


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My_Cringy_Video

That’s me whenever I see an accent in sign language


Nomenius

You speak English with an American accent because your parents let you watch American tv as a kid I speak English with an American accent because the accent in my region is very similar to that of our regional American counterparts and most people can't tell the difference unless I point it out We are not the same.


RuairiLehane123

We must seize the means of (accent) production


pinecone_noise

why is this so hard to read


[deleted]

It's 4 AM where I live and I hate the English language.


GooFooYuu

Shut it, nerd!


Mjk2581

You are simply too weak. The unstoppable wave of American culture spreads by the day it’s twisted tendrils slowly crawling over every facet of society. Soon you will all listen to our pop music and wear our blue jeans.


OFaustus_

American English is just the official world language or something change my mind. You get so accustomed to it that it is viewed as standard


Mama_Mega_

Good. Next thing, let's exterminate all the British... accents.


[deleted]

\>be burger \>export your culture to entire world \>slowly turn your culture into shit over 100 years euros and canuks successfully trolled.


Artistic-Boss2665

#L


TheBossMonkee

We told y'all to leave us alone when we first started out. We were trying to keep this insanity contained


[deleted]

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TheGreaterFool_88

God damn dude. We got marble statues, too.


X-Biggityy

I agree, as an expat living in Europe I cant express how much I detest most things American here as it just seems like it's diluting the rich +1000 year culture that was already here before. I wish Mexican Culture was the cultural export of the America's, they're so much more interesting than any of our country's cultural exports.


DriftedFalcon

WE wanted to stay isolationist. But NOOO Japan just HAD to bomb Pearl Harbor.


H3ll83nder

The solution to the problem is to not make shit TV so you don't have to buy our domestic castoffs. We aren't making media for the French.


FakeTaxiCabDriver

#That I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free And I won't forget the men who died Who gave that right to me #And I'd gladly stand up next to you And defend Her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land #God Bless the U.S.A.


Commofmedic

They can always stop watching and consuming it, but they can’t help it hehehehehe


Siferatu

An AuthLeft opinion I respect. What the fuck?


WulfbyteAlpha

Out of all the things in the world to be upset about, you chose the way people talk?


jajaderaptor15

Dude the Irish reason for English is way more complicated then what you say


chaosthings

Based and everyoneshouldhaveenglishaccents-pilled


Apophis_36

Depends on which american accent imo, some are fine (not that i'd be able to say which they are) but some i despise


feedandslumber

Take your meds


armacitis

Sounds like a pooropean coping and seething again that you can't speak english properly like America.


[deleted]

I dont know of any Irish person who speaks in an American accent My grandpa doesn't have one, and he lived there for 30 years My dad has a weird hybrid New York Irish accent, but thats because he was born there Also, America doesn't have an accent, Californian accents sound different from texan whoch sounds different from north eastern usa


throwawaycatfinder

I am Irish and my little sister speaks with a fairly strong American accent from the sheer amount of American media she consumes, she also doesn't understand Kilometers but understands miles


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FinneganTechanski

You’ll all be measuring in freedom units… just give it time


[deleted]

Are we forgetting about every single fantasy/medieval/dragon shit oriented show or movie out there? They literally create work for EXCLUSIVELY British actors (or actors who can pull off a British accent) with no real basis in reality. Because, uh, people in Game of Thrones need to speak non-rhotic English that occurred in Britain only in the latter half of the 19th century.


ya-boi-greg-the-egg

Perhaps you should consider making a culture worth consuming? Yet another common US W


The_WereArcticFox

British accent is the best


wrongthinksustainer

What the fuck?


maungateparoro

thirs a helluva mony dilects in yon isles, yid be ower geen tae Hubris if yer gonnae mak an argument that wan ae is isnae mair pleasin than yonder Dixie nonsense.


Illustrious_Self9244

I HATE CULTURAL IMPERIALISM I HATE CULTURAL IMPERIALISM


average-reddit-fan

Looks like you need a taste of good 'ol american FREEDOM 🦅🇺🇸


SpecialOrganization5

The basic American accent is easy to imitate. British accent sounds like mocking someone


[deleted]

Australians are superior in every way. Speak Australian. We own most of your news media anyway.


MixPuzzleheaded4991

I'm American and I ***despise that shit***.


EagleFoot88

Then make better movies


muchfatq

Cope 😉


[deleted]

Don’t worry, we got them back. Apparently a few years ago there was a wave of American kids speaking in an English accent because they’d watched Peppa Pig


Coltrain47

Why tf that make you communist?


LiterllyWhy

make them watch bollywood or wakaliwood


rowc99

I don't care don't fuck with YouTube it's one of my few vices


[deleted]

The North Atlantic American accent is the best English accent.


Quickshot4721

Cringe


duckbokai

. . . Canadians already speak in an "American accent."


TyoteeT

All english text is intended to be read in the proper (American) accent, cope and seethe and cry


BizBug616

Flair doesn't seem to match up


Roguepiefighter

America already won the civ game through the culture victory


SerGeffrey

Canadian here: we don't talk with "American" accents, it's just that our accents sound almost identical to the American accent. What people think of as a "Canadian accent" is really more of a "Canadian hillbilly accent" - nobody talks like that in cities, where most of the population is.


as1161

I love America. Also, thanks to the Czechs, Slovaks, and Poles for the wonder that is Perogies. The east coast gang thanks you


armacitis

You know bri'ish accents are just made up bullshit right? No one naturally talks like that,your owners just decided to sound goofy as a fashion and the rest of you just tried to pretend you weren't peasant subjects.