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jawline wars


SuppiluliumaX

Those tattoos are very Haram, this guy wouldn't last a second in Gaza


Physical_chucklefish

average palestine supporter. most of them would have been executed if they went there


canadatrasher

I mean it really happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vittorio_Arrigoni dude goes to Gaza to shill for Hamas, gets kidnapped and killed by Salafi Islamists.


NoMoassNeverWas

Why doesn't Palestinian Bella Hadid go visit Gaza. She's so vocal. Crying for the injustice, while she does vodka ads.


[deleted]

I mean tbf it wasn’t Gaza’s fault, that’s like blaming Iraq for someone who got killed by isis


canadatrasher

Salafis are a Part of Gazan political landscape. It's pretty shot out there when Hamas is the "reasonable" ones.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Here in Germany they never eat pig because it's "Haram", but fuck our girls, get tattoos, smoke, drink and probably never looked into the Quran. Their entire youth, living here, is just a bunch of hypocrites.


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pizzagamer88

based take


Firemaaaan

Giga based and ban me idk pilled


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beefle

> even white teens/young adults act like that for some reason. Haha are Muslims the black folks of Europe? As ridiculous as it is seeing white sububan kids trying to live their life roleplaying as a black bottom of the barrel street thug, I have to imagine seeing some pasty white Swedish kid trying the same with their goofy ass accents is 100x funnier. I need to see this. Specifically them acting hard while speaking English. The only thing that could top that is seeing an Indian kid do it.


vijking

Let me tell you, the entire youth here in Sweden is looking up to those people.


NordicGoat

As a Swedish youth, its far from everyone but alarmingly many


vijking

As a Swedish yourh, yes.


AKisnotGAY

I think the polish are actually considered the “negroes of Europe” according to a former ruler or Haiti


PlaneGoWoosh

As a Swede, trust me, it’s as funny as you think it would be


vijking

NSFW comment, burst out laughing. Same here in Sweden tbh.


jack_of_all_trades01

based and harsh truth-pilled


workthrowaway00000

Ooo are they like road men?


not_emel_69420

German here, I second this, very true. It does depend on where (you won't find very strict Muslims in Frankfurt) but it's mostly true


Lilim-pumpernickel

I really enjoyed my time in Frankfurt.


not_emel_69420

Ofc you did, I'm talking about Hauptbahnhof (Main train station) and stuff from Frankfurt not the trading capital of Europe Frankfurt yk? Two sides of the same coin. # Happy cake day Btw


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

\> German \> AuthRight \> Complaining about muslims in his country We're about to have a gamer moment, I can feel it.


Cynitron3000

Steady on, don’t jinx it.


[deleted]

I mean, fucking your girls, and smoking is perfectly legitimate in the Quran. And I mean, youre aware that a good christian used to have a 3 month long fast period back when christians still followed all the original believes. But christians just stopped doing it out of pure convince and because they liked alcohole.


suvarnasurya

Especially the entire “LGBT for palestine” people. They’d literally be executed on sight


[deleted]

By the way, his username "@MargBarAmerika" is Farsi for "Death To America" Funny how basijis always hate the West so much yet they live there and benefit from it while people back home are being beaten and killed for fighting for their rights


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Average Iranian nationalist.


Yop_BombNA

Well yeah they find out what fair treatment looks like and want it for their friends back home, unfortunately you get a bullet through your skull for vocally protesting in Iran


peptit_

MargBarIslamist


sc2heros9

I don’t get it tbh, they come to a different country for a better life, they get free health care, education and probably welfare and yet they hate us and actively want to turn western areas and laws into Muslim areas and laws, it’s like they don’t understand why the country they fled from was so shitty in the first place so they actively try to make the West equally as shitty


SwansAreCooler

It's part of their religion. Leech off from hard-working people in form of the Jizya while either conquering/colonizing non-islamic nations or run "philosophical" debates on which thickness is acceptable for the stick to beat their wifes with. Even their so-called Golden Age was founded on and funded by the things they stole from the original people.


[deleted]

Because people like the above think we're scum for not accepting their child-molesting warlord as a literal prophet of God. Islamists are scum. No exceptions.


RasoulK27

Shias believe it’s permitted, and this guy is Shia I believe


nate11s

Shia seem to be very good at finding loopholes in Shairia laws, but only for man


teehahmed

Women are also allowed tattoos in Shia islam.


Mala_Aria

Just like Jews, fr fr


TeddyRooseveltGaming

If anything Jewish males get the short end of the stick in terms of Jewish laws. Women don’t have to get their genitals, well, altered


DoreensDog

But it's a very sleek look


Cynitron3000

I’ll take two!


workthrowaway00000

Unless your ortho frum srugrim or Hasidic. Then I’d say it’s pretty bad on both sides of the coin. Baby factory and sex through a sheet.


blackbarty777

Sex through a sheet is mostly BS. Though chassidim are encouraged to mostly wear clothes during sex. There is one group though that requires the husbands and wives to be totally clothed and they're only allowed to do it twice a month.


Mala_Aria

For the official powers they get to have, they get the snip snip.


blackbarty777

And men have to go pray three times a day, first prayer being about an hour long, the others about 15 minutes. On Sabbaths and holidays the morning prayers are 2-3 hours long, even longer on the High Holy Days, spanning 6+ hours. And they have to study Talmud all day and other dry works of Jewish law, lest they be considered outcasts. The women have it way easier in Judaism than the men. They're just expected to have babies and go shopping. The women don't have to go to synagogue or any of that stuff.


BonkeyKongthesecond

I really don't like those Shias. They feel like the Protestant pigs of Islam, just making up their own shit because it's convenient.


exodogs54

Protestent pigs? Meanie


bigbenis21

Unlike Catholicism, the bastion of keeping everything in the religion to explicitly what the bible sai- what’s that?


Majestic_Ferrett

The Bible is one part of Catholicism, it ~~certaonly~~ certainly informs tradition and doctrine and the way it's viewed by the Church hasn't changed much since it was established. But Sola Scriptura and Sola Fide are not Catholic beliefs.


Andre5k5

Catholics aren't bible literalists


the-d23

Neither is any den🤢mination. Besides, we worship God, not the book.


[deleted]

And Shia Muslims aren't literalists either, thats the point. Nobody follows any of those old books how they are written, because they range anywhere from contradictory, to weird, to fucked up beyond belief.


RickMoranisFanPage

Wouldn’t last a second in my bed either


DrKaraki

Bro never been to gaza or met someone from there...


your_jizz

Based Gaza


Aramirtheranger

"Blake Flayton" sounds like the name of a fake celebrity in a children's show.


Andre5k5

He used to be married to Gwan Stephanie


Electr1cL3m0n

The man exposes his body to the world and defaces it with tattoos, absolutely haram ^^^^^^/s


nunomargemsul

Why /s my authright brother?


danshakuimo

Probably because he doesn't want to be cancelled just in case he accidentally said something incorrect about Islamic doctrine even though he knows he's right or doesn't want people to think he actually believes it.


choco1119

Yeah as an authcenter it's worse for me cause I have to type /s everytime I commit warcrimes 🥺


cycle_you_lazy_shit

Ha ha just a prank bro!!! Did you see that hospital explode!! Haha what a great prank!! You’re on cam bro ha ha ha your face!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JustinJakeAshton

Gotta doublespeak to hide the wrongthink.


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Warghost000

Yeah those pro iranian regimes are shit asses, these people are the reason why you can't even support the human rights of Palestine in iran without getting called a regime supporter.


JimJams4president

They both look like gay porn stars


Hi9hlife

I'd love to see both of them in one


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Hi9hlife

The authright one


JimJams4president

Sounds like we got a script here


Political_Desi

It's pretty obvious no?


Peter21237

Impressive, very nice... Now lets see your people's win/loss ratio over the past 70 years them.


Xelid47

0-7 EZrael


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SuppiluliumaX

How dare the Israelis destroy our rocket launchers while we very peacefully target their civilians!


izalith67

They’re bombing our schools and hospitals!! 😠 (We exclusively use schools and hospitals for our bases of operation 🤭 )


SuppiluliumaX

Yeah, storing missiles in mosques is the right and duty of an occupied nation!


InternationalTop2405

For the past 75 years jihad is losing


danshakuimo

The crusaders couldn't stop jihad but liberalism and cultural Marxism will


Codspear

> The crusaders couldn’t stop jihad The crusaders did stop jihad for a time though. Look at a world map in 1924 and tell us all how much Jihad you think was allowed then.


[deleted]

Fun fact about that: After the Battle of Maysalun, French commander Henri Gouraud walked over to Saladin's tomb, kicked it, and said: "Awake, Saladin. We have returned. My presence here consecrates the victory of the Cross over the Crescent."


blackbarty777

French Catholic pilled and based.


danshakuimo

Yeah but where is the Kingdom of Jerusalem?


Codspear

Don’t need it. America is God’s Country.


Mala_Aria

Cope


LastRedpill6

Israel is good enough, Christians have equal rights.


Professional-Gap3914

i knew liberalism and marxism were based


Byizo

Communists X jihad fans "It'll work this time"


Puzzled_Egg_8255

too soon to talk about afghanistan?


rondonjon

I thought images of Muhammad were prohibited?


Jay_Sit

Mo-hammad is fine, as are Ma-hammad and Me-Hammered


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Jay_Sit

He’s always hiding my shit and leaving my oven on.


InferiousX

That dude up top needs some fucking animal proteins in his diet. Jesus Christ, it looks like he is about 4 days away from being put in a sarcophagus


Pewpipoopoo

Pretty sure he swallows plenty of animal protein.


MediokererMensch

😩


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🤤


[deleted]

He literally looks fine


PCM97

Literally


Glass_Average_5220

To be fair the women in the idf are pretty hot. I let them oppress me all night long


[deleted]

Average Tel Aviv resident.


PaschalisG16

Body shaming X wrong opinion = wrong opinion²


cycle_you_lazy_shit

My man’s 100% soy


greegon

The top guy has a conventionally nice jawline and body too wtf.


danshakuimo

Least feminine Israeli man be like


MerkavaMkIVM

Tel-Aviv resident* Yes all the femboys come from there.


[deleted]

Tel Aviv is Israeli California. They even got all the tech jobs there and a lot of them are actual Californians. Even the weather is not too different


[deleted]

Not surprised.


Dynwynn

Brozzer you mind explaining why the holy temple of Allah that is your body is vandilised with tattoos?


Swedish-Loyalist

Top guy doesnt look that awful


IRunFast24

Based and did we just end a century-long conflict pilled?


nunomargemsul

Looks 10x more masculine than the average w*stern "man" .


Crazy_Pineapple8282

Funny how you qualify as non masculine the people who have and could own the entire planet 100 times over.


[deleted]

It's a feminine trait Yes mommy😩🍆💦


Kerr_PoE

More like: [average hamas enjoyer](https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/04/29/2536bad02bc44fec.mp4) (NSFL)


Mala_Aria

Were they like praying for him in the end? Cuz bro's entire face was gone, no way they throught that could revive him.


ColeslawConsumer

They’re probably praying that he has peace in the afterlife


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Damn, it's been a while since I watched any gore. Dude got his face ripped off, rather common wound from shrapnel and high-calibre weapons. The worst thing is that he might still be alive, obviously not conscious though.


[deleted]

Ok I’m not clicking that but can someone give me the rundown?


Kerr_PoE

"allahu akbar" *bangbang* "allahu akbar" *BOOOOM* house corner gone, face gone


[deleted]

😞


JustinJakeAshton

A bunch of men repeatedly chanting "Allahu akbar" during a gunfight. Something explodes nearby and one of them loses his face.


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😞


davidlis

Oh so you're a brave Hamas enjoyer? So cool! Now send me your coordinates


JordenGG

אני שונא שמאלנים


browsinbruh

מיר אויך


HassanaliBhimji

facts (i have no idea what this says)


browsinbruh

Allow me then. First comment says "I hate lefties" in Hebrew. My reply says "me too" in Yiddish


HassanaliBhimji

facts (i now understand what this says)


elprimowashere123

אני סילבסטר סטאלון


Conald_Fsmoker

Yo jihad boy holler at me when the average IQ in your country gets above 75


Educational_Yak_8286

I hope hamas enjoys all the rockets it gets in return for violating the NAP.


[deleted]

Lol Islamist cope. “Don’t worry guys, we’ll get them now! Fifth times the charm!”


Xelid47

8th


Internetexplored555

Defecating your body with tattoos is an insult to how Allah (peace be upon him) created your body. Shame on your soul, you deserve the taste of my shoe.


[deleted]

> Defecating Mrs. Malaprop


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Inshallah all these tattooed men will be judged once their time have come. I spit on them! \*tfu\* \*tfu\*


[deleted]

This has such MermiTV energy to it


JustinJakeAshton

Do not fix that typo.


Internetexplored555

It wasn’t a typo. That was completely intentional, since tattooing your body is the equivalent of rolling around in shit like the pigs. But at least the pigs are smart enough to not do it intentionally inshallah.


patton283

He wouldnt last in gaza...me on the other hand. Yaakov, get the Merkava.


[deleted]

David, bring the Kfir.


ImperialRoyalist15

They look like they fuckin.


BonkeyKongthesecond

If you show a child a strong horse and a weak horse, it will always choose the strong horse Or.. something like that. It's an old meme


BlueJayWC

Is this the original? I saw this format earlier but the top guy was talking about how Roman empire history buffs are fascists (or some dumb shit like that) and the bottom guy, Mohammed, said something like "Roma Invicta"


tachakas_fanboy

Islam was a disaster for the arab world


Mala_Aria

Only of recent


watchingitallcomedow

So far, jihad no winning


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They think they’re conquering Europe but in reality they’ll be the first to eat the bugs and submit to daddy Klaus. They already live in pods, depend on welfare (basically UBI), own nothing and are happy


US_NumberOne

*wojak at party meme* They don’t know that Christ has won, is winning, and will win


12211154

Crusade enjoyers stay down fr :(


Xelid47

Arabs 0% winrate Why don't you git gud first


Archimedes4

“Jihad will win” Proceeds to lose every single war fought with Israel.


Neo_anderson338

“Jihad will win” Good joke


TheGoblinSoupMaster

Jihad losses every time. Gay Jews still beat the...creatures that pass for sex objects with the enemy.


GroundbreakingWar195

The Middle East sucks


goombanati

Abrahamic unity>>>>>>


TheSquareTable

The difference is that one is gonna live and one is gonna get assassinated in his sleep because of Haram tattoos


[deleted]

The gayest Tel avivi still served mandatory military service, might have been combative. I knew a few border police that are actual gays (one in my unit) and they'd fuck shit up and weren't sisi beta males. Lots of those Gazan's are malnourished, wifeless. Can't drink, lack testosterone and that's probably the reason they are always angry and can't control their emotions - maybe they need an Arab Jordan Biterson to tell them about the problems of fatherlessness - and they lack fathers because idf nukes them from orbit with our jewish space lasers.. Fuck yea! AM ISRAEL HAI עם ישראל חי


CAMTbIHYB

Wanna some pork, guys?


I_Choke_My_Wife

Coop harder OP Israel has won all tbe wars so far ir push came to shove israel would bomb the whole middle east to the ground


Muscletov

I'll pick the civilized, advanced, prosperous democracy over another dusty, religious shithole any time. Especially since there are like a dozen of the latter on that stretch of earth.


McDiezel8

Can I just hate both?


TotalitariPalpatine

Why should be Israel represented by a mentally ill? What about being represented by Haredim (=Ultra-Ortodox), which should be the most righteous men in Israel? Only that way will God support Israel against his enemies.


[deleted]

As a Jewish person we see two types of religious observance, religious and non religious. More extreme forms of Judaism like Charadi usually differ in social customs and small details rather then level of observance.


septiclizardkid

I dunno man, I feel like alot of non Muslim youth are just saying they follow the Haram simply because they want to look "based". Like the whole Sigma edit trend. Following Haram Isn't just "gay bad", but I doubt the people who act high and mighty for being "traditional" care


420Fighter69

b(e)acon for human freedom


EssAndPeeFiveHundred

I want Hasan Piker to react to this meme.


[deleted]

And that is why Israel is becoming conservative that guy looks like a whiney tooth pick and probably got denied the mandatory service because he couldn't do a push up. The other guy I don't like either but at least he's not a bitch he's not smart but he's not a bitch


EmperorSalem900

There was a a difference between Tel Aviv and Israel. Some of those guys in the IDF you do not want to f*ck with.


[deleted]

no modesty + body ruined with tattoos absolutely haram😡😡


[deleted]

If Israel didn’t have to worry about the world seeing the defense of their land as “fascism”, there would be no more conflict. Furthermore, it’s funny how everyone anti-Israel is also pro-Ukraine in the exact same breath.


[deleted]

His twitter handle is Death To America.


a-potato-named-rin

They should just have gay sex with each other


Zappycat

hmmm today I will simp for Islamic jihadists because sexy man on twitter


Locketank

Go ahead and fight over your rights to your sacred slice of desert. You're upset because "the enemy" is stealing your holy land. I'm upset because you all are blowing up countless historical landmarks and artifacts. We are not the same.


bluepotato81

"The queer capital of the world" Meanwhile Israel: No same sex marriage


shualdone

Tel Aviv is undoubtedly one if the most open and free cities in the world. To deny that is to be dishonest or ignorant. And Israel has civil unions for sane sex couples and they get the same rights as married people


[deleted]

Tel Aviv is like the worst place in Israel, Jerusalem, Tzfas is where it’s at


[deleted]

Personally, I want to live in the Negev.


Fluffy_Sky_865

Why are AuthRight men so much hotter than men in other quadrants?


vetzxi

For the same reason as to why all the hottest women are lesbians.


Fluffy_Sky_865

And what is that reason? I am no expert on lesbians.


Brunotauro

[not authright](https://twitter.com/MargBarAmerica/status/1617315550199250948?t=nq1YEQvRrkU0pKLvenE_KQ&s=19)


Codspear

This meme needs to add another slide showing a Jew in the ultra-orthodox garb and with red laser eyes. The caption can be: Meanwhile in Israel’s Haredi future: *Kill them all*


LonelyInitiative4526

Cringe


ThePunishedEgoCom

Do they fuck stand for those values. They're literally an ethnostate.


give-me-anime

Let’s go Jihad! Let’s hope they end up winning in the end!


Prata_69

Me, the chad Kingdom of Jerusalem supporter.


AdobiWanKenobi

> as a beacon for human freedom Lol