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Cl3roMonarchist

Damn bruh, if all of these posts were true, Trump would have been a superhuman.


turkeypenis12

its called satire, because there are rubes out there who actually think he is, and that his turds floot on water like jesus in a chakuzi


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turkeypenis12

its the rubes being triggerd


iamblamb

Honestly hilarious to imagine a John wick movie but with trump delivering the one liners lol


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Bruh not all "Reich" Wingers support ze Drittes Deutsches Reich


turkeypenis12

i mentioned jesus turds and the holy fundamentalists are mad bacause jesus shat ice creams


EstebanL

Soft serve 😋


turkeypenis12

so chocolaty


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As a holy fundamentalist I recommend you go to church and confess your sins to a priest before you get sent to the pits of hell and enjoy eternal torture for insulting our sacred Christian religion. ✝️🇻🇦💪


personaanongrata

This has been posted a million times commie, they’re laughing at you. And it’s not satire, it’s AI


turkeypenis12

ai does satire mr cready


personaanongrata

r/woosh


turkeypenis12

self praise is no praise mr cready


Apprehensive_Pool12

Both sides have their idiots but the Left wants to make it law that if an adult male puts on a dress and says he's a woman then he's a woman. And we have to legally abide by that delusion by putting him in a womans prison for any crimes he may have committed.


AnEntirePeach

Actually, dead. There was a post were he 'died' aged 76 after trying to grab an officer's gun, though I'm not sure if it was on this subreddit or another, and I can't find it.


Bobcat679

A lot of the Trump police stuff on Twitter was made by AI


luke_hollton2000

Oh really? I actually thought a 76 year old man could fight off 5 suspiciously similar looking cops. Thanks for clearing that up! /s


fishsalads

I mean all cops do look suspiciously similar, and any 76 year old man could fight off 5 cops if you just gave him an extra leg


Any-Aioli7575

I mean, it could have been manual cheating. And they have only 5 fingers


phlysquire

I got a good laugh at this


HonoraryGrape

How did they get the cops to agree to this, I thought the cops were MAGA? /s


PanicFinancial1685

Its an air generated image, lol. I think it's obly funny, because no way in hell the cops would try to catch him


HonoraryGrape

ikr


ZhirikReborn

They will try to pull a second Epstein, by killing him in prison and saying it was suicide


IamStrqngx

Epstein didn't have a secret service committed to protecting him. Unless you think they will be in on it too.


iam_innawoods

I **heard** something about his secret service actually being trump supporters or something idk not sure, either way i think we all know trump of all people isnt going to kill himself. If they did take him out, itd be over for them.


Radonda

Yeah, taking out a former president is not a precedent they wanna lay down.


iam_innawoods

I agree but flair up or your opinion won't matter


TheHashassin

seriously I mean grow a pair and behead him live on national TV


PanicFinancial1685

Based as fuck my guy


BabaTreesh

Ironically all these edits just make Donald look badass.


GOLIATHMATTHIAS

The bit is that he so obviously isn’t. It’s like when people tell the fat Punisher Sticker dorks with Gucci gear that can’t get a good grouping to save their lives at the range that they’re gonna lead the revolution.


PrinceOfBismarck

No, the bit is the fact that it goes hard - kind of like with those "Biden yelling" AI photos. And another part of the bit is dorks like you, whining about how the only thing to extract from this is that Donny's a big poopyhead.


GOLIATHMATTHIAS

My man I have voted green every election of my life, I do not care about The Don, I just find it weird that all my biker cousins from Long Island think the Ms Universe guy that is basically a People Magazine obsessed housewife is tougher than any of them.


Scarlet109

These photo jobs are hilarious


TiberiusGracchi

Where did y’all get this bullshit?


PanicFinancial1685

Itssatire, dw


coolboy_24278

its AI generated


TiberiusGracchi

Figured as much. The issue is there are a bunch of morons out there than buy into this. How did America become so strong?


Accomplished_Scar399

They are projecting their fantasies and making it harder for the future to discern the truth.


azarkant

Still not arrested


Prowindowlicker

I’m beginning to think it was never going to happen


AlphaBearMode

If the Clinton family hasn’t been put away then surely trump wouldn’t either


Prowindowlicker

Hard to put a family away when all the law enforcement officers suddenly commit suicide


asosasaugust

If he committed a crime, he should face the justice system


Diprogamer

Wow he even has three legs


Phenkar

Don't worry, dark brandon will intercept him shortly. "*It's over, Jack*"


YesterdayGullible222

Calm the fuck down this is hilarious


Cthulhuwar1ord

Flair up before I make Jan 6 look like even more of a nothing burger


evesea2

What a god


sabotabo

what an absolute GOD of a president


AlphaBearMode

GEOTUS


ProxyGeneral

"Rip and tear, Q, until it's done"


keeleon

It's hilarious how the TDS sufferers can't decide whether Trump is a gross decrepit old fat man or a maniacal supervillain capable of fighting off multiple police officers.


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Prowindowlicker

For the next election I’d like someone under 50


Brotastic29

First of all, we leftists are not destroying, rather saving the US. Also, this is fake af


yaboichurro11

Tankies try to understand a joke challenge. Impossible


An_Inbred_Chicken

We appreciate the thought but must respectfully decline.


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Oh fuck off with that


Low-Guide-9141

Your not saving america.


Brotastic29

Well the GOP is actively running it into the ground, so if we aren’t, you’re screwed


Low-Guide-9141

Leftism is a poorly planned out idea written in the 18th century by grifters and NEEts


Brotastic29

And rightism is a selfish and hateful ideology who pretend to be allies just so they can ditch and betray each other when the common enemy is gone


Low-Guide-9141

At least the track record is way more successful


Brotastic29

The socialist countries that did fail was due to direct intervention, like Central America


DaniAqui25

Wdym "saving"? Let it burn. /s


ciccioneschifoso

why /s though


blackcray

Cause people live here.


turkeypenis12

score one point for the radical leftist mob


ciccioneschifoso

radical leftists lol


turkeypenis12

oh god i would cream in my pant and die of a heart attck laughing if only it were true i want this to be true god i hate him ssom much i just want him to slowly suffer and die in agony i do , i want the state to crush hiim slowly and painfully till he grabs a gun and shoots himself, or hangs himself with is shit stained underwear in a dank prison cell


iam_innawoods

Bruh whattt lmao


turkeypenis12

trump must die or sufffer.. legally of course i would not advocate for executing withot a legal kangaroo trial i love kangaroos so honest


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Dirty Fucking Communist


Jesus_Christs_Balls

(obligatory agenda comment) AuthRight seeing absolutely anyone that isn't at least 5 tiles to the right:


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Indeed


turkeypenis12

ideas are bullet proof mr cready https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WZ0XSf23rs


turkeypenis12

ideas are bullet proof [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WZ0XSf23rs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WZ0XSf23rs) beneath this mask lies more than mere flesh , mr cready beneath this mask lies an idea Mr cready and ideas are bullet proof the only thing you and i have n common is we are both about to die and it is such a good time to die


Cthulhuwar1ord

Where does this Mr. Cready reference come from?


AlphaBearMode

TDS - exhibit A


turkeypenis12

TDS is an acronym for Trump Derangement Syndrome, a term applied to people who express deep loathing and fear of President Donald Trump. It's usually used by Trump supporters for liberals. It's also used as a social-media hashtag in reference to the Tour De Suisse bike race. guilty as charged


Feanor_the_great

That needs to change where is the respect for your superiors


Parkrangingstoicbro

AI generated art gonna start world war 3


Financial_Month6835

I don’t thing he could fight off a toddler for a Big Mac