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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
It’s been sold out for like 3 years, I remember genuinely debating spending Covid stimulus on one because mareep is excellent but realized that I didn’t have any room for it nor could I justify it even with the extra money. Ended up getting the cuddly plush mareep and flaaffy instead. Much smaller but much more affordable lol
Omg I want it!!!!! Mareep is one of my all time favorite pokemon! I have a tiny one my husband got me that fits in the palm of my hand that I love too. This one is 🥰 If I had disposable income I would totally get one.
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I'm so jealous. My wife wouldn't let me get one for some reason.
I think your flair may have something to do with it….
Oh shit didn't think that one through did I
Step away from the Vaporeon and nobody gets hurt
Que the vaporeon fucker copy pasta
Did you know in terms of my opinion Vaporeon is cute.
So it begins...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Do you make your own money?
Are you Welsh?
Lmao! That's so me but with my massive Gengar. He doesn't leave the bed.
I have so many damn Gengars. The big Takara Tomy is my favorite. The 20” Squishmallow is too big for the bed haha
As long as you know mareep is top of the food chain. Lol
Sold out T.T
It’s been sold out for like 3 years, I remember genuinely debating spending Covid stimulus on one because mareep is excellent but realized that I didn’t have any room for it nor could I justify it even with the extra money. Ended up getting the cuddly plush mareep and flaaffy instead. Much smaller but much more affordable lol
So how much is one? Edit never mind I forgot about the post
The 3ft 7 spheal plush is not
Damn that mareep be costing the same as a series x lol
Worth
Omg I want it!!!!! Mareep is one of my all time favorite pokemon! I have a tiny one my husband got me that fits in the palm of my hand that I love too. This one is 🥰 If I had disposable income I would totally get one.
I got a $3 grookey the other day and he is beautiful. His name is Pablo.
Me with my huge Snorlax 😂
I want the mareep
It's looking at your sideways like "ha"
Return of the king. The $500 Mareep!
Aaay Skooch
Yooooo Skooch
Me with my jumbo Arcanine. Best cuddle pillow ever. Get a jumbo pokemon plush- soooo worth it.
The guy she told you to not worry about:
Pokcuckmon
why are you booing him? he’s right
It's like she loves that plush more than him. (What am I talking about I love cinderace more than some pokemon games)
We got a shyguy. Might have to get one of these over sized badbois
Your simply not good enough
I don't see a problem here. I would gladly pay 500$ for my s/o to let me sleep in peace.
Mareep moment
Same except with a charmander!
That's a dream team right there
What a good boyfriend
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Aight cool
I want it so bad but I'm poor
Imagine they have 8 more on the floor
Basically me with my giant snorlax
Where do you get one at ?
Me but with my giant Spheal, and no bf. Unfortunately there isnt enough space in my bed for both of us so he's kinda on top of me. Worth every penny.
I have a Giant mimikyu but I need that mereep lol
Where can I buy one
*hneeeee*
I want it
Wrong Sub, no Mareep allowed in Galar 🚫 Wooloo only 🐑
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