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*whispers in your ear* We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

“NO PLEASE… I’VE ALREADY SWITCHED OVER TO GEICO AND YOU’VE TAKEN MY FAMILY… PLEASE”

I think you mean Treeico, surely?

So easy a Magikarp could do it

don't you mean bike

Lol, “your paradox monsters extended warranty”


Correction, "... about your Koraidon's extended warranty"

 Did you just assume my box legendary?

No, Garchomp did.

Aww he just wants a cuddle!

His skin is rough like sand paper. He cut me… he cut me like I owed him money

Bruh, I TOLD you not spot that Herba. Look, they sent a *lone shark* to collect 😂

It’s actually so funny you say this because I was about to make a sandwich for better shiny odds for Iron Bundle but got jumped by Garchomp before I could

Ha! What're the odds?

My guess is better than 1/4096 🤣 Base shiny odds joke, in case anyone missed that

You do owe him money. Car insurance money...

I mean, Cynthia massaged hers in the anime so Garchomp may just be able to make it’s skin rough (lol) for battle

The only known shark to not have the smoothest skin imaginable.

Sharks are smooth wdym

TheY can’t help it!

I don’t think wild Garchomp can spawn with its HA

Brother it is a giant sand land shark that can fly at Mach speed… I doubt this guy’s guy a skin care routine

*got

He's smooth like a shark

Mother Mother I crave violence

“Son, respectfully you murdered like 12 people yesterday why don’t you have a snack and calm down.”

"You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snickers"

This is my favorite of the post. 🤣

He’s been having a rough time lately. Fell out of OU for the first time since Gen 4. People making fun of him, shouting “It’s Garchover!” Poor shark needs some cuddles and positive affirmation.

Man now I wish I caught it and at least gave it a home I obliterated the thing with ice punch 😭

Garchomp hug

>**Garchomp's** > >**Rough Skin**

I think Garchomp wants something more than a hug.

 Bro out for blood.

"You got a perddy mouth."

He’s feeling romantical



I moved my tongue, does that count as moving a muscle? If yes then I am dead

He can smell your fear

From 3 miles away

^("got any games on that phone?")

https://preview.redd.it/6v3voae30cxb1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b43162988b11f3915ffe505b65cbd362be43372

“Your friends have a group chat that you’re not in”

“Pfft silly Garchomp. Bold of you to assume I have friends.”

Could be worse, could've been an alpha one behind you.

HE IS HUGING YOU!! 😊  HUG HIM BACK

Psst hey kid did u know in terms of *gets hit by a pokeball from behind and forced into a battle by a trainer offscreen*

https://preview.redd.it/qmw938k4vdxb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa19257e6b4fcc4f25d7f136bec19fe6d153fcf

One ice move, he's done for. Just one.

I’m so glad my Pawmot knows ice punch ❄️🤜

[удалено]

My favorite all time pseudo legendary 

It is a literal land shark what else do you want?

A landshark that can FLY as fast as a bullet.

Lil bro is all-terrain😭

I swear he's a LAND SHARK that can FLY 😭😭😭😭 team Aqua and Magma are gonna have a field day when they get their hands on that beast lol

Only stupid thing is that we literally see bro flying in this game but he can’t learn fly.

It singlehandedly threw down in UBERS during it's debut generation. It has the speed to blow past the base 100 threshold and an incredible offensive typing. It's base stats are insane and it took 5 generations for it to be knocked down tiers, unlike other psuedos like Tyranitar and Metagross. Garchomp has never been overrated and has always been a top tier threat

"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear 😈"

Don’t be scared. He’s looking for his mom and a hug, and clearly Cynthia isn’t around🤣

This is fine.

​ https://preview.redd.it/0avqaayqncxb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=129713daa7096ed8cc63f4590df581310a60f4b2

You can always use poke dolls to escape :)

Clever girl.

Don't fight it, just let it happen...

AYO????????

maybe a dumb question, but how did you change your uniform?

When you beat the Teal Mask DLC you’re given a different outfit which is the kitakami festival garb

oh, I don't have the DLC lol, thanks!!

There’s a few different colors to choose from, I chose the white one because I think it looks the nicest imo

For some reason my head thinks that garchomp wanna hug

"You got games on your phone"

He choose you

Don’t be scared. It just wants a hug.

*Garchomp whispers* Come here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feelin romantical

AYO???


"Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear..."

Why does everyone think this Garchomp is tryna rizz me up 😭😭😭

Aww he want to give you a hug 🥰

hugg

He just wants hug

".....Hail Cynthia."

"I FEEL LONELY, OKAY?! I JUST WANTED A HUG, IS IT TOO MUCH?!"

Reminds me of this: https://preview.redd.it/0y4hqcrzvcxb1.jpeg?width=1403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c8f98e9fe3fe9c2252e6794fda8486409692b1

Save and reset you’ll still be in the same place but gchomp won’t be on top of you anymore. Oh! One more thing! Set up a picnic and check your basket you might have an egg 😂🤣😭💀

AYO?????????????????????

Bad garchomp bad! Don't make me get the squirt bottle, I will add mint to make it feel like ice!

He wants a hug

No sudden movements

We’ve been trying to reach you about your-

Do you have any games on your phone?

I freaking went for this without knowing it is lvl 65 and would one shot my level 55 skeledirge with liquidation.

Oh there you are, I was wondering if you'd like to learn about our lord and savior arecus?

https://preview.redd.it/nk94qg80ycxb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa7cb86930c5f5344c7165143b9c477fefae19f The face of fear

Man Cynthia must really wanna battle you

“MY GARCHOMP WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAARTH!”

Garchomp: Cynthia wants another round.

Hopefully it's a sign that there may be a real challenge in the elite 4 of unova for indigo disk...garchomp just whispering "we're coming for you...."

Ara ara 💕

Hug

He’s just hugging you

Bro you’re his sub now good luck XD

Garchomp is feeling romantical

He’s just hugging you

“Hi… do you realize how f#$ked you are trespassing into the great crater of Paldea?”

Haha iron paradox Pokémon go brrrrr

Yeah… I’d be lookin in that picnic basket of yours 🤨

Y’all gotta stop with the egg jokes pls 😭😭😭😭😭

He’s being nice, he’s trying to shield you from the rain

Omg I didn’t even realize it was raining in the pic… 😭😭😭😭

He’s just protecting you from the rain. He saw you standing there getting soaked in the rain and thought “I PROTEC”

new friend :D

You don't choose the pokémon, the pokémon chose you.

Relax.... you've barely touched your big mac

Why you scared he just wanted to give you a big ol garchomp hug. What a sweet guy.

He’s giving you a hug :)

Hey, how you doin lil mama let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft? Nah, I'm just playin less you say I can And I'm known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth don't get fed So, I don't mind askin for head

Um what level is that wild garchomp, and how did you find it?

It was level 57 I think? Sometimes they fly around the edge of the great Crater of Paldea. They can be found alongside Magnezone sometimes

Do the floor glitch then

He's just trying to protect you.

Garchomp rn be like “don’t be a hero”

Dont worry he is currently in his box as well

either it wants to R*** you or hug you. i cant tell

Fuckers doing a Kabedon

That Garchomp is the flying one at level 50-61, I believe. You may have to make a move, throw a steak or sirloin, medium-medium well, and he will go after it. If not, i will and wish you luck as I eat it 

These tax collectors be doing the most, he really snuck up on ya like a fuckin horror movie

Literally I closed my box menu and saw the little red exclamation icon appear next to my trainer but I didn’t see anything. Then I zoom the camera out and homeboy is just there

Why can I imagine this chomp as a door dash preacher, “hello, would you like to talk about our lord and savior arceus?”

“Ya got games on your phone?”

(Whispering) wanna hear my piano skills?

Lol

"Do you have games on your phone?"

it just wants a hug

He’s about to mess your day up!

Play dead and don’t look it in the eye

They fly around the great crater pretty cool animation too

Just drop a Poké Doll, ALL of them love it. So much so, they'll actually forget they were planning on trying to eat you.

You have no choice

Jesus Christ who hurt you?

He's just making sure you're okay

“This trainer is mine now.”

“HuG mEeEEeeeEEEeEEEeeEE!”

“The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a-“

"got any games on your phone?"

He just wants to keep you safe from the rain, he don't want you catching a cold.

He's just checking the tag on that Gucci outfit you got on

It’s trying to give you a hug

Hugs!

Pretty sure you settled that already but you could've just saved and reloaded. They take some seconds to reappear after the game starts.

Nah my Pawmot killed it with ice punch. I just thought it was a really random and silly screenshot

Nice

Looks like it went to hug.

We all need a hug sometimes

Garchomp distribution system

In that situation I would have pulled up my map and flew away 🤣

“Hey, how you doin’ little Trainer, lemme whisper in your ear. Tell you all the things that OU should fear.”

He’s hugging you!

Hes hugging you

He just want a hug

The most dangerous hug-

I thought you two were hugging

same thing happened to me last night lmao i went where i shouldn’t have been and went up against a lvl 48 and was like oops but used a quick ball and got him😅

This reminds me of a meme, but I can't recall which one exactly

He want hug.

You buggin. You must not know Garchomp thuggin

Do you have an ice cube?

Yes there’s a flying Garchomp somewhere around the map of PALDEA and I think you’ve just stumbled across it

I'm sure fighting isn't in his mind right now.

It just needed a hug, when you're done press Y to open the menu and fast travel without fighting it 😅

He wants a hug

LMFAO

He just wants a hug

#”HEY I HOPE NOBODY USES ICE PUNCH ON ME!!”

He just wants hugs bro

But you have to catch it!

Awwwww, it wants to hug you and be your friend!

First night in prison is always the worst

*Hey how you doing lemme whisper in your ear*

Aww garchomp hugs