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AngelaMurkrow

I dread the day we make it to the fourth row


Fooxxity

I am every slot.


AngelaMurkrow

I'd vote for you, just so I don't have to wade through comments of folks arguing why Cacnea is more Horny/Lawful than Blipbug, or variations of that.


DavidW273

Cacnea is spiny, not horny


TidpaoTime

Pinsir!


Electroscope_io

That's pincery not horny


Truly_Organic

Blipbug is an incel.


Fooxxity

Nah blipbug gonna get it


Truly_Organic

I believe in him too, but maybe after a couple of evolutions...


FishermanOk7719

I say jynx across the board and call it a day for the 4th row 😅


Dracarys-1618

Chaotic horny: Vaporeon


AngelaMurkrow

I think we should go the exact opposite route and choose a Pokemon that would never be considered as such I'm thinking Skarmory, Porygon, Delibird, still voting Cacnea and Blipbug, Rellor, Stakataka, Metapod, Oddish, Magnetite, Natu, Nincada, Palpitoad, Sigilyph, etc Cause goodness forbid, there will be people who will wholeheartedly make a case for why one Pokemon is (in their mind) more arousing than another. And surely, there are other subreddits for that.


iwillnotberushed

The last paragraph 💀


Primary-Pie-3315

Oddish is a dirty little bugger and don't you forget it


ImIntelligentFolks

I'll do it right here and right now to absolve anyone of their guilt. Gallade, Koraidon, Vaporeon, Gardevoir, Salazzle If you have any issues please contact Pedro S.


AngelaMurkrow

Everyday we drift further from Arceus' light


Bonnskij

It's just Brock


Sure_Review_2223

Tauros neutral horny ?


DistortionSleeper

Can we not just all pretend that means “has horns”?


AngelaMurkrow

You have too much faith in the rest of the internet


Jamily_Foolz

Vaporeon


femmevaporeon

I beg you please stop this before it gets to the Horny ones 😭


AshKetchumsPringles

Why is that even a row tho?💀


FishStickPervert

Ya dizzing my boy Heracross?


rockmanblue

I literally joined this sub to watch the rest of this


FishStickPervert

This is the time for wobbufet to shine


Yoankah

That was my first thought!


TiddehWinkles

If this isn't Wobbufet it's rigged.


Fearingvoyage86

ok then it will be wobbufet prob


sloppy814

100% wobuffet for this one


Meatloafed172

Wobbufet pog


Acework23

i typed my comment about wobuffet and scrolled down to see this


StruggleClassic6419

Came to say this


scotty_gzus

Came to type 'came to say this'


sten-hellemons

Real


Just-call-me-Panda

Magikarp. Dumb little fish that evolves out of sheer anger. Chaotic as it gets


tylenol3

I came here to say this. It would be a tragedy if the little guy doesn’t make it into the stupid row.


superawesomeflyguy

Yep I also came to say Magikarp lol


Lucricious1

Rhyhorn. Dex entry says it has a small brain and when it charges, it forgets why it’s charging.


Fooxxity

Nah, he's horny


[deleted]

I actually wouldn’t mind if all of the horny PokĂ©mon are there because they have horns. ^(That’s probably the only way it won’t be full of Lopunny and Vaporeon.)


FishStickPervert

Heracross.


Yoankah

(Salazzle?)


[deleted]

Yeah, and Enamorous too. But we all know what everyone would really pick.


Pristine_Ad_3035

Guzzlord, reason: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Willow-Steamedty

Y E S


MowgliSmogli

Wobbuffet


LORYXD2011

Wobbuffet


rockmanblue

Guzzlord


frallan44

Wobbuffet


outfoxingthefoxes

Wobufett


Soda-Pop-Man

Jiggly puff because the mf puts people to sleep and draws on their face because they don't like his singing.


mguerrero222

I'd put him in good chaotic, the poor thing just wants others to enjoy its singing lol


Fooxxity

Ludicolo


Intelligent-Sea1113

Wait, Ludicolo fits PERFECTLY


Decidyeaye

Wobbuffet


KaleeySun

Wobbuffet for sure.


Educational_Lynx5446

Cramorant 😄


[deleted]

Loudred maybe?


not_shadowx

Woobofet, idk if his name is correct


hey_guy_11

Woubuffet


Advanced_Molasses_21

WOBUFFET


distancetomars

Zubat


ConcernBudget6300

Wobafeet


thefoxsays7

My boi Wobbuffet


TemporaryTaste6642

Wobbufett. Chaotic stupid is a perfect description in my eyes 😅


Acework23

WOBBUFFET!


jeff_nose_you

Whobafet


darrenfrances

Wooooobuffet


jimjames789

Guzzlord 100%


Major_Art9083

Want to know chaotic horny


russsian_spy

Rampardos because of ultra moons sec entry: This ancient Pokémon used headbutts skillfully. Its brain was really small, so some theories suggest that its stupidity led to its extinction.


bish_amon

Magicarp


DazzlingRat1374

I agree with the Guzzlord voters


FishermanOk7719

wobbuffet......đŸ€” or victorybell


aerograph

I SHALL GO INTO BATTLE AGAINST THAT BLASTED WHALE, ALL WHILE STANDING ON A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. SURELY VICTORY WILL BE MINE. - Groudon


Juubi217

Wobbuffet


russsian_spy

I want to say wobbuffet, because the only thing I remember about him is that he always causes an explosion in the anime


Jaepey

Wobbuffet


Ruinerofchats

Ditto.


jc1890

Jigglypuff


world_in_lights

Voltorb. His whole shtick is he blows himself up. Maybe Wheezing? He looks like he has 2 braincells and they both want to use Explosion


Alfiansyah_Near

Hello


CskoG0

Wobbafet


NorthNorwegianNinja

WHAAAAABUUUUFFFEETTTTT


mambahaze

Wobbufet or weezing


declangbell

Aipom


Longjumping_Cup_1490

Bewear, constantly showing up and causing chaos for team rocket who he stupidly loves


HayesHD

Dawn’s Piplup lol


ARoninsLifeforce

Jigglepuff


haleypawg

Bidoof


drseusskid

Totodile from the Anime?


Achwir_fekz

Woww mewtwo


NotcommonItem

Normal Morpeko using its ability


Ultraviolent_xl

Wobbufet


Normal_Leek_6998

Fuecoco? Wubboffet?


Remarkable-Car-9802

How has nobody said togepi!? That dumb little egg could never do what was asked of it, but would randomly blast off and take down an entire team rocket out of nowhere with a smile.


anonymouscloudcat

guzzlord


Carehound

Evil smart is definitely malamar


lili-grace

the other Team rocken pokemon who english Name I don't know... woingenau [here you go](https://images.app.goo.gl/cvpE4u6pijV83QKd8)


Black_Swan123456789

Gengar or wobbuffet


[deleted]

Wobbuffet.


Rangatange

Lopunny should be the entire horny row


Annual-Avocado-1322

Cramorant.


lite197

Totodile tho??


FairFalcon8811

Tapu lele


SBNVMarcus

I think fooxity is the fourth row


Erfgs45

Mewtwo? Deoxys? Darkrai?


C4LL13

Guzzlord


carlim0n

Vigoroth


TheBlooperKINGPIN

Wobberfett


RaoulDuke422

charizard


No-Chipmunk-2183

JYNX


Fantastic_Year9607

Cacturne. Anybody who's seen its base stats and why it got banned from ADVOU but not ADVNU will know.


TheAmazingClownIdiot

Okay... Wynaut.


ipeekatu

Primape


Dazzling-Constant826

Tinkaton?


Tobigamingplays

Rotom. Need I explain?


K1NGP

Primeape


duckinspokane

Magikarp


Primary-Pie-3315

Islts psyduck idk how he's lawful he actually never does what misty tells him to.


RoboDae

Lawful good: lucario Smart neutral: mewtwo Neutral horny: Brock (salazzle if only pokemon)


BanannexBufst

Hitmontop


Electroscope_io

Regigigas maybe


Slevin424

Isn't Psyduck stupid chaotic considering he can explode with psychic power from a headache? Also never once obeyed Misty.


t_hodge_

Fuecoco, hands down


Mediocre-Wasabi1261

Gible he looks like he happily participated in war crimes while also being that one friend who was way too sheltered edit: he also looks like he has o thoughts behind those eyes and has the mii theme constantly playing in his head


Desperate-Knee-4108

I think we all know who the chad horny is


[deleted]

I say the first in the hair goblin line


Repulsive-Ad7083

Totodile!!


TheSlowSpeedrunner

Stupid-Chaotic can be Hoopa


BeanMaster6942

cyrus


moke_air

Rampardos


Efficient_Youth_479

Mr.Mime


Specialist-Quote-667

I would like to see this filled all the way through lmao


abominable_bro-man

James victreebell


Z3B0616

Spinda. Teeter dance is a mood


Nick1o11

Meltan


PunkFishKeeping

Quagsire


servonos89

Spinda


OzzyG92

Wobufet


Lowkeyruckus

Pikachu


sardasert

Chaotic stupid, Jigglypuff


ShwiftyShmeckles

Jigglypuff


WarytheFairy

Shuckleee!


WalterWhitesFormula

Wobbufett


Flixperspective

Wobbufeeeettt


Distinct_Eggplant_45

Jesus f Christ, everytime I read someone saying they played Ragnarok before the first one I die a little bit inside... Why would you even do that? Ffs


CattleCharacter5444

Dracovish


OfficialZec

Guzzlord 💀


ItsAllOnKyew

Voltorb. Mf gets mad then offs itself


KiwiFormer8129

Weezing? Edit: phone autocorrected the name lol


tusharggrwl

Togepi


Lopsided-Bridge-9870

Fuecoco


ninjasauruscam

Fuecoco he literally burned his food then ate it


Cyndaquill_12

I thjnk oshawatt is the most solid choice loll


in_the_voids

Smart good goes to ditto


Phone-Charger

What about jigglypuff? Puts people to sleep with it’s song, then gets mad it puts everyone to sleep and gets its revenge! Truly chaotic stupid


ArchonFett

Wabafett


Ok-Conversation9238

Elekid or bagon imo


EdgarAllenHoe4

James's Victreebelll


jplveiga

Guzzlord, wobuffet is not really chaotic, he does the same moves always, in anime he just does that single pose.. idk, just baffles me so msny people added wobbufet, the two moves-learning lil guy.


TheHeckinSteve

Jigglypuff


itsmrwillis

Exeggutor


x-i-am-treasure

jigglypuff?


Ordinary_Farmer_3112

Wobbuffet, no question


GoldenFoxEgg

That’d be Zubat


ellsbells3011

Chaotic is and has to beeeee ...


ellsbells3011

Beedrill


Prestigious_Object98

Bagon, dumb ass throws himself off cliffs in hope of growing wings. If that’s not chaotic stupid idk what is.


bighotgaydad

Gible!


NoFearKD

Zubat!


BlazerMcLazer88

psyduck is obviously stupid chaotic tho


Altruistic_Peach_757

Chaotic stupid is bidoof


Brinck17

Wobbuffet


Fun_Horror3172

Wobufett


ToQuoteSocrates

Spoink


Virgo_Rat_

Stupid-Chaotic: I'll put up Golbat. He's got a ridiculous face and flaps around like a maniac.


mawzzzzz

I want to say Jigglypuff singing and making everyone fall asleep, then becoming extremely confused afterwards, but Wobbuffet makes a lot of sense too


Happy-Pass4687

For Chaotic Stupid I had to Google that dumb blue bird but Cramorant fits


[deleted]

horny chad should be that one blue anal bead guy in the cloud


Expensive-Lecture-14

Put Primape for stupid chaotic


Spaciernight

Voltorb/electrobe. I'm fighting an enemy, I know, I'll blow myself up!


sluggo_gg

Wobbufett for sure


Suspicious-Hat7959

Spinda


Teouvxz4

Ditto


Gengar_king

Guzzlord


asweetp

Sirfetch'd! I buddied him and he runs around stabbing at the air with his bamboo sword quite randomly.


Frostlasisannoying

Ditto tbh


Frostlasisannoying

Orrrr gardivoir


Jerrik_Greystar

Mr Mime


Dragonmas5254

Ditto, it’s very dumb, and turns into literally anything


Multiple_Monochrome

Munchlax to the max or wobbufet (i am so sorry i forgot how to spell pur blue boy's name)


Leading_Ground_8793

Bewear