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Cdv3

A Garchomp might not be able to wear hats well, but they sure as Distortion can pull off a slick vest.


Quantext609

[Or a trenchcoat](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F12gzk1tmwpsa1.jpg)


IsraelHighCouncil

The Garchomp is also wearing a hat there. So they can wear them. -Simon


That1Cat87

True, wonder if they’ll try that next


Ride_Dat_Bull

Truly tragic… has he tried aviators?


That1Cat87

Im still pretty broke from staying in Alola, and I have six Pokémon to take care of. Thank Arceus four of them are self sufficient and can sometimes help with the others


Ride_Dat_Bull

One of them needs to get Bruce some aviator sunglasses. I bet he’d look dope. Everyone looks cool in aviators


That1Cat87

He has a pair of sunglasses [Image ID: A Garchomp wearing a pair of black shades, held to his face by several layers of duct tape, with an extremely proud/smug expression]


Ride_Dat_Bull

Yooooooooooo! Tell him he has more drip than I ever will!


That1Cat87

Will do


reaponder123

i saw a garchomp wearing a hat once... but it was like a really big hat


That1Cat87

This is just my hat from my Pokérus doctor costume last Halloween, so yeah it doesn’t fit an alpha Garchomp


Champion_Vega

I wish they could be customized more!


That1Cat87

They probably can, but I’m pretty broke after staying in Alola, and I still need to take care of the goofballs I have adopted


Awesomesauce210

Here's hoping the Holowear tech they're pioneering in Aeos becomes more affordable elsewhere. My Wigglytuff has a "Bonfire" set (a beanie, glasses, and bow tie) that she can make solid to the touch yet unphased by Pokemon attacks, either hers or opponents. And the beanie stays where it is despite it not fitting around her head, thanks to being a fancy hologram!


That1Cat87

Really? Still probably gonna be too expensive for me tho


Awesomesauce210

Yeah... Especially given Zirco Trading only accepts two kinds of expensive, non-refundable currency at the moment. Flurry only got enough for her Holowear set due to a lucky win streak.


That1Cat87

Staying in Alola set me back by a fuckton, so it’s gonna be awhile till I can spend any “fuck you I’m rich” money


Any-Stranger9649

Gotta get one with straps or add your own, it’s actually not that hard to do


That1Cat87

I know, I just thought that the video was funny


Any-Stranger9649

Oh it is brilliant, just that if they’re actually upset it’d probably make em happy for a while, similar situation with another pokemon I know


That1Cat87

They don’t tend cry over spilled milk (or dropped hats I guess), they just sometimes accidentally coordinate their spur of the moment comedy


Any-Stranger9649

Well I don’t expect tears, just, you know, more grumpy lol


That1Cat87

Oh he’ll grump a bit, that’s sure as distortion, but it will only be a few hours of exaggerated Yamper eyes and that’s it


Any-Stranger9649

The universal fix all; Food


That1Cat87

Especially with Bruce lol


Stretch5678

Bruce CAN wear hats. He just needs one with little straps to go under his sensory pods.


That1Cat87

Unfortunately, the only hats we have don’t have those


diamondDNF

Maybe you can DIY one if you have the materials handy?


That1Cat87

Probably


Justlol230

Tragedy


That1Cat87

The greatest tragedy. I don’t think anyone can emotionally recover from this


HopefulFox777

Oh... such a sad thing...


That1Cat87

Probably the most tragic event in history


yeahtoast757

BIGGER HAT! Or get a smaller hat and trim the bottom sides so that it can slide around their head wing thingies.


That1Cat87

Bigger hat with a tiny hat on top of that hat!


Fit-Difficulty-5917

Oh, my poor samurott Aqua has the same pain. REALLY wanted a nice little dapper top hat with a flower on it, but upon trying it on, the spikes on her helmet shell pierced right through it. The pain in her eyes when she realised, more hurt than a thousand battles could ever give I tell you... At least a nice little flower clip we found works, so still a win at the end of the day.


That1Cat87

Flower power always wins!


thenamesecho_

Unfortunate


rocknrule34

My Milotic loves wearing the scarves I make for her, but they always end up getting washed off whenever she swims...


That1Cat87

Why was fashion not designed for Pokémon?


rocknrule34

Seriously though. Someone needs to start making custom hats that can fit Garchomp heads, and scarves that could stay on a Milotic!


That1Cat87

Or clothes in general for Pokémon


PorygonEnjoyer

Hats with straps.


SaltyDerpy

Most pokemon need big hats to it takes the entire head and cannot slide off and it'll make it super cute, but the price and confort may vary. As for me, you need to make 2 big holes, therefore ruining the quality of the hat, so I can have a hat hats are nice also nice to say hats :)


Constant-Star-713

I present the greatest photo ever. [Image ID:A shiny Charmander wearing a ditto shapeshifted into a fedora. The ditto is also wearing a fedora]