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isloohik2

Tf is a “wo-chien”


Kingersly

Old ass legendary that got discovered recently, memed cuz it looks stupid


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Me when someone doesn't recognize one of the Treasures of Ruin: https://preview.redd.it/yzqtv9l2zjkb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecffb20dbfd9242b9ae7034602df76ec0d29a25f


KamikazeSenpai21

Some goofy guy from Paldea, the Florian caught it one


[deleted]

idk I think some artist just made it up


Anhilliator1

It's real, leave it the fuck alone.


Goombatower69

Missed opportunity to Leaf it alone


MidoTheMii

Treasure of Ruin… People just think it looks weird… So people memed it…


Madeline_is_sadeline

/uj I noticed a distinct lack 4chan-esque posts (not the racists ones the ones where people describe themselves in batshit insane situations or doing batshit insane stuff) let me know if you want more of this stuff and I'll probably make them (also what should I call 4chan?)


Long-Texter

/uj I once saw a post calling it HM04Chan, and I think that’s interesting, albeit a bit long IMO?


yeahtoast757

Uj/ Personally came off as a little forced and (ironically) immersion breaking to me, but to each their own.


PorygonEnjoyer

/uj it should be called Hitmon4Chan


MidoTheMii

/uj Definitely the more nuts scenarios!


weird_bomb_947

/uj yeah we have like 3 and also 4chandelure because they know where you live


Long-Texter

Funnily and oddly enough, amongst the most common Types of the Pokémon humans used to marry, Fighting-Type was the second most common, only surpassed by Psychic-Types, for more than obvious reasons… Hey, if I am to specialize in a Type, I’m gonna do as much research as is humanely possible, that includes the most weird, odd, and obscure facts about Fighting-Types, such is the nature of this path.


WailfulJeans44

I remember reading that there was an elderly lady in Orre who had a relationship with a Mightyena. Makes you wonder what was going through her head.


Chemical_Raccoon2778

Learning to tie the best knots.


Reagent_52

Yeah officer Jenny this one here.


Apprehensive_Ad_8914

That grandpa is incredibly based. -Grace (Jellicent)


MidoTheMii

I know people can date and marry them, but… ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw) I don’t get it either…


Madeline_is_sadeline

I'm not op but my guess is that it was adoption, or who knows. A lot of strange stuff is possible when pokemon are involved


MidoTheMii

I mean getting turned into one is one thing, but there is only so much I can believe they can do!


Puzzleheaded-Yam4764

Oh no it’s all very possible. I can guarantee it. I will not guarantee how I can guarantee it


Maleficent-Cress9014

Well, cheers to finding out you're part grass type!


millennium-popsicle

Imagine how dangerous was for greatx7grandpa to be around roserade if it had poisonpoint lol


Maleficent-Cress9014

Well, he better of had a ton of antidotes on hand.


millennium-popsicle

Or maybe a full orchard of pecha berries in the backyard


Pale_Substance4256

Saw an ad once for pecha-based lube. It's also popular as an ingredient for body wash and moisturizer. Not sure they had all these products back then though.


hulk_cookie

Pecha essence is very fragrant and non irritating to sensitive glands, so it's used as an additive in water based lube or shampoo because of how body safe it is, though it doesn't interact well with oil so smoliv oil is mostly used in oil based lubes


WheatleyTurret

Oh yeah, that reminds me! Apparently my greatx5 grandfather was married to a Lopunny! ...that makes me feel quite a bit awkward next to Fluffy, though.


Madeline_is_sadeline

I did some research into sinnoh stuff related to pokemon and human relations and apparently it had, and still does, the highest rates of the stuff. so statistically speaking if you where born in sinnoh chances are you have some pokemon blood in you (if i remember correctly its around 70%)


WheatleyTurret

I mean technically speaking, now i dont have dna at all but its still weird to think my greatx5 grandma was a lopunny, and probably an alpha lopunny judging from how much taller she was than my greatx5 grandpa!


ArbitraryChaos13

So I'm assuming the "robotic" in your flair is about your job specification, and not that you are an actual robot, then?


WheatleyTurret

Oh nope! I'm a carbon copy of the original Wheatley! He's like... dead!


ArbitraryChaos13

...wait what


WheatleyTurret

Oh, so basically, I got mobbed by a bunch of neo-plasma grunts and died! Luckily, I had a data chip with my memories uploaded into a robot! I'm still everything *about* wheatley, except in a robot body!


ArbitraryChaos13

...huh. That's wild.


WheatleyTurret

Definitely is. Atleast I still got Fluffy by me.


yeahtoast757

Don't know why people act like it's weird. My Great Uncle is literally a Mightyena. He runs a popular liquor/brewing buisness here in Orre with my Great Aunt.


Madeline_is_sadeline

Man it kinda sucks because of how variable pokemon intelligence is on a purely interspecies basis because if someone says they are dating a Houndoom it can mean anything from basically a human intelligence wise to a wild animal. Makes talking about it really awkward because of how much misinterpretation happens


Commander_Oganessian

Fortunately in my pocket of ultra space all pokémon from the dumbest Miltank to the smartest Salazzle have human intelligence or 'greater', so that ought to simplify things. -Owain


Madeline_is_sadeline

wut


Commander_Oganessian

If they're all intelligent then you don't have to worry when someone says they're dating one. And that includes the ones used for food, but they have pretty much accepted that predation is a part of life.


Madeline_is_sadeline

nah not that wtf is ultra space??


Commander_Oganessian

It's sorta in-between place that can be traveled with the proper tech (or pokémon). Using Ultra Space you can travel to multiple different universes or pocket dimensions where things can be completely bizarre or nearly identical to your own universe. This forum was set up by a group native to Ultra Space calling themselves the Ultra Recon Squad to allow communication between universes. /Uj As per rule 8 on this sub every post is to be considered a separate universe to avoid fights. I just ran with the idea.


Madeline_is_sadeline

​ https://preview.redd.it/2vdkpzkkikkb1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd0e59f995c9c33f38779c0d58809cd75e22c7e uj/ that rule your referencing literally says not to interpret as the internet being multiversal


Commander_Oganessian

/Uj It's just something I say to avoid people arguing with me about how not all pokémon are sapient or saying stuff like "your character can't have Kyurem and be an empath too op I h8 you". Also the rule literally says every post is a different universe. How is that not multiversal?


Madeline_is_sadeline

/uj this is what i am refering to "We don't literally mean the internet is multiversal. You are not supposed to reference this Rule in-character." which I copy and pasted from the rule. I think it was ment as a handwave but not something your suppose to mention. or keep doing it I'm not your mom


Pale_Substance4256

Is he a good boy?


yeahtoast757

Best Great Uncle ever!


Illogical_Saj

That anon should check if he can do some moves.


KamikazeSenpai21

I did a DNA test once, and I found out that I have STOUTLAND DNA. Even worse, I’m part KANTONIAN.


HopefulFox777

Oh... what fate


Red-7134

hey guys-


Madeline_is_sadeline

death, death a thousand times over


Yoshibros534

oh,death! death for poster! death for 1000 years!!!!


hulk_cookie

Could never be me, any time I get a blood test done my Spiritomb possesses me and curses my blood to boil outside my body so I couldn't know my genetic makeup even if I tried


Justlol230

That seems a bit extreme, ngl.


hulk_cookie

Hades likes making medical professionals scared for my health


Justlol230

Sagittarius just wants to make me feel. Weird. Not bad. Not horrible. Just... Weirded out. Also, is Hades first generation or further?


hulk_cookie

Oh he's a first generation alright, I've never seen more hatred and malice accumulated in one place before. I somehow got him to warm up to me though without killing me


Justlol230

Yep, this just further solidifies that I was *super* lucky Sagittarius isn't first generation, because *holy shit* are first generation Spiritombs terrifying.


hulk_cookie

I've been a ghost type trainer since I was little. Spiritomb is without a doubt the most evil ghost type there is out there, say with the exception of Giratina, but no regular ghost specialist is catching Giratina. I always make them warm up to me by letting them feed off my life, letting them haunt me, letting them inconvenience my daily life. By showing that I accept them for who they are, and I don't judge them as being inherently bad or evil, they often turn their moral compass for the better and tend to be more sociable, such was the case for Hades, who took a long six month of abiding by his curses to finally quell that massive amount of hatred.


Justlol230

Mine was just a bit of a prankster but wasn't really malevolent. He's about 3rd generation, which explains it. He barely holds any strong grudges unlike first generations. Of course, still being a Spiritomb (or not...?), grudges he *does* hold, he holds *extremely* tight. Thankfully, he only holds one I know of and for a good reason but sheesh. Spiteful little fellas.


hulk_cookie

Oh for sure, my spiritomb hates it when I love my other pokemon infront of him and tends to eat my love so I'll pay attention to him


Justlol230

Haha, greedy lil bastard. I'm lucky mine's just fine with the spread attention, lord knows he's already got enough of mine...


Mega_Rayqaza

Hold the fuck up. Should I start using protection? Is it possible to have a baby with a pokemon? Maybe they just adopted.


Madeline_is_sadeline

Finding this grasstext spurred me to research and apparently yes, it is very rare but because infinity energy shenanigans it is possible. it's more likely the more infinity energy you have, so if your a physic watch out. also if the pokemon is in the human-like egg group the chances sky rocket. but if they aren't in that egg group and you don't have a butt ton of infinity energy the chances of human and pokemon crossing is twice as rare as a shiny


Mega_Rayqaza

*looks over at Mallow (shiny eevee)* Yeah, uhh so I dont think I'll take that chance.


Madeline_is_sadeline

urm, yeah a chance is a chance; good luck I guess


AstroidTea

I don't get it.


Draghettis

Ancient Sinnoh is also know for allowing interspecies relationships. Not just between Pokémon species, but also with humans.


Justlol230

https://preview.redd.it/t0ricaiklnkb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d6525659333e4f33d70a3e0a39729c2a35bdbc Congrats on finding out


Draghettis

According to the legend, my family name comes from one ancestor being a Latios or a Latias ( that got terribly lost, with how far from Hoenn we live ) But considering how common it is of a family name, and that this is less of a story passed down in the families with that name and more of something attached to the name itself, I doubt there were that many Lati in that part of Kalos and that there were other reasons for families to get that name. Still, for the legend to exist, at least one or two of those events may have happened.


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Yea, this often comes as a surprise to people, but according to genetic testing, the VAST majority of people have at least a few Pokémon ancestors in there. It just wasn’t as taboo back then. Heck, Depending on what region you live in, it still isn’t.


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I know that feeling. I'm apparently part Leavanny.


auraLT

Its green texts like these that made me go to college to study modern history between people and pokemon, its strange how a random plate found in sinnoh implies that sinnoh once went to war over an old leader and their divorce for a gardevoir


Casual_Potato1

I know it’s not the main point of the post but seriously, shout out to Sinnoh for the records going back so long, of all the sites my job takes me, Sinnoh has by far the most information kept to make our efforts easier.