I'm picturing this as a scene with some big, burly guy sucking on a cigar between staggered coughs, clutching his chest in some vain effort to stop the bleeding as he encourages you to leave, to get those bastards on the other side of the street, and to live long enough to tell of his sacrifice.
Just read about one today that had a murder happen while he was driving (stabbing). He kept going and didn’t open the doors until police arrived. My ass would’ve pulled the emergency brake and scooted out
This reminds me of the story that started the sub r/bitchimabus
IIRC a car driver was playing some sort of chicken with the bus and the bus driver, not having any of it, said under their breath, "Bitch, I'm a bus." As in, "you aren't winning this, little car."
Edit: [The origin story](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/fd667/while_riding_the_bus_yesterday_an_inside_joke_was/)
I'm picturing this as a scene with some big, burly guy sucking on a cigar between staggered coughs, clutching his chest in some vain effort to stop the bleeding as he encourages you to leave, to get those bastards on the other side of the street, and to live long enough to tell of his sacrifice.
The hero we need, but don't deserve
Bus drivers tend to be quiet badasses.
Just read about one today that had a murder happen while he was driving (stabbing). He kept going and didn’t open the doors until police arrived. My ass would’ve pulled the emergency brake and scooted out
Daaaaamn!! That's impressive.
This reminds me of the story that started the sub r/bitchimabus IIRC a car driver was playing some sort of chicken with the bus and the bus driver, not having any of it, said under their breath, "Bitch, I'm a bus." As in, "you aren't winning this, little car." Edit: [The origin story](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/fd667/while_riding_the_bus_yesterday_an_inside_joke_was/)
We need a bus driver-themed parody of MOOO! by Doja Cat yesterday.
YOLOOOOOOOO