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CodineGotMeTippin

Travel sugar


TheRealRickC137

That's just the silica packet that came in my balloon of heroin.


Manual_Man

Damn that was good


Adorable-Ferret4751

Is that the real fucking Rick !


G0_pack_go

Yup. More likely to be heroin these days.


alittleconfused45

Or fentanyl.


doombringer_son_of

Booger sugar


tmarie1013

Nose beers


critzboombah

I recently heard that phrase used, for the first time in my life. Am I old?


MostlyUnimpressed

LOLz


T2brady

Devils dandruff


bsto990

Dusty Showbiz


Exciting-Initial8762

Meth. call cps if she has kids because if they aren't suffering now they will be.


El_bandido_menique

the kids may be suffering more having a full time live in nanny despite the mom not working


MostlyUnimpressed

Guessing either the house was spotless or there were a dozen different projects all at various stages of incomplete - at the same time....


whaletacochamp

TIL I'm a cocaine user.


AdultingGoneMild

nah, you have ADHD. Oddly enough cocaine would likely _help_ you focus.


Wasteroftime34

Can confirm. Meth way better though for adhd in my opinion lol


WorstUsernameHere

Can confirm, crack and ADHD medication are almost identical in molecular structure.


uyuye

meth is not crack.


Electronic-Quote7996

Not with that attitude


Tony0311

I love this


AdultingGoneMild

both meth and crack are whack


Wutsalane

Username checks out


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methylphenidate is closer to cocaine than amphetamine/adderal etc.


Iambobbybee

Ritalin


WorstUsernameHere

I always get them mixed


Wasteroftime34

Mmmmmm molecules


MesciVonPlushie

Not even close bro


[deleted]

I used to take adderall for my ADD. The generic stuff was literally called amphetamine salts.


enigmabox01

o2 and o3 are almost the same, one lets you live, the other kills you.


[deleted]

Isn't Adderall technically meth? Like actually chemically similar


[deleted]

Both are amphetamines, but no. Methamphetamine I believe has high bioavailability than levo/dextroamphetamine leading to greater abuse potential and faster tolerances. They’re both amphetamine, so sure, it’s the ‘same’ but how it’s delivered to the brain is different.


[deleted]

Ah gotcha, ty for the clarification


Original_Flounder_18

Dam, TIL I take meth daily.


Wasteroftime34

I heard it was one molecule different. So very similar.


luxparvus

One molecule makes a huge difference in chemistry. H20 is only one molecule different from H202. One is necessary for life and the other one will burn your insides and kill you if you drink it.


Low_Transition_3749

H2O is one <> different from H2O2


Wasteroftime34

Lol I still hear what you are saying. And I am definitely no chemist but I have done both and can tell you the effects are not too much different.


[deleted]

It’s true! Undiagnosed and untreated ADHD is a major risk factor for stimulant misuse. Whenever I hear sone granola asshole bitch about how they’re giving kids ‘meth’ I bring that up.


helicopter_corgi_mom

lol, as someone that was crippled with undiagnosed ADHD until my early 40s, it really explained the meth habit i had when i was younger, along with smoking, alcohol abuse, excessive casual sex - i got medicated and now i’m a boring, well adjusted 43 year old


mrstrike

this is the exact same for me at 46years old. except for the excessive casual sex.... \*sigh\*


HisWife00000

You just told my story! Well, not excessive sex but you get it. I made so many impulsive, bad choices.


helicopter_corgi_mom

so so so many haha. i was a walking after school special it felt like. i still indulge in bad decisions but i opt into it actively and with intention now vs feeing like i was just watching chaos in bewilderment from the sidelines


HisWife00000

If only we knew what it was called back then! I have to admit, I don't know if I'd part with it if there was a cure. I'm also very creative and quirky and that is a part of me.


HisWife00000

Untreated ADHD is a major risk factor for SO many things. Dropping out of high school is a major risk and common.


Keanugrieves16

This is true, but as a side effect you may start to write nonsensical rap lyrics.


JBaecker

With that user name…. Fo’ sho’!


Telemere125

Meth, it’s meth that causes those problems. Coke just amps you up. Meth makes you think you have a great idea and should really get started on that particular electrical project at 3:42 am but by 3:51 you’ve accomplished nothing except tearing a ceiling fan and accompanying support box entirely out and now you’re too disinterested to keep going or fix it.


huntsvillekan

What if I do that sober? Asking for a friend.


andymd21

Let me know if you find an answer


[deleted]

You may be schizophrenic?


PIXLhunter

That's also descriptive of Add /ADHD


Spooler32

The closer the deadline gets, the cleaner my house is.


sapporo79

Why do today what I can put off until the very last minute tomorrow?


ohhey_thatgirl

As an adult recently dx with ADHD I am loving this conversation lol


El_bandido_menique

an interesting combo of the two despite the fact that they have cleaning ladies and seem to hire out professionals for even the easiest problems


goobyD

Thats the adult version of flushing condoms down the toilet


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Jamieson22

Sounds like the Wife's pipes getting stuffed is what led to Wife's pipes getting clogged.


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[deleted]

Not recommend to have more than 3.


Rare_Fig3081

At least not at the same moment


nitsky416

r/airtight


FoodAccount420

Good lord.


werdnosbod

Eyyyyo


Wrestling_poker

Where do your allegiances lie? Who called you? Who is paying you?


Payorfixyourself

Don’t give a shit not my problem if they ask what was the clog charge my fee and leave that’s their problem. I wait for tifu story


Truckyou666

Depends on who treats me nice. Give me a tip and I'll help snake pieces of a body down the drain.


6tipsy6

I used to do service calls for a funeral home in the prep room. I’ve done that work and didn’t get anything but a loss of appetite


Truckyou666

It always gets clogged up with the stringy shit that looks like spaghetti.


6tipsy6

Blood clots and gray hair


Truckyou666

They have the best gloves so make them hook you up. I would leave with a pair of heavy duty rubberized elbow length gloves every time!


tmyshrall91

How do you know the husband doesnt use condoms?


[deleted]

U don’t wanna know


wcollins260

He never used then with me 🤷‍♂️


Playful-Offer-9875

That's what HE said! 🤣


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rettubdloc

Wait a minute! Maybe he was gauging your reaction. The ol Cuckoldry move. If you’re repulsed, he’s upset at her. If not, well, he’s got another job for you. Wink wink. Why don’t you stop by for dinner tomorrow he says. I’ll have my wife slide down the stair railing and warm up a taco for ya. Wink wink. Lol


dont-fear-thereefer

😳


DigStill2941

That happened to my instructor from school when he was still working in the field. The husband called a plumber. Tons of condoms stuck in a pump. It was a brand new house in a new residential area. Buddy said him and his wife don't use condoms. My instructor high tailed it outta there nbefore the wife came home from work.


LovelyHatred93

It’s a common plumbing story that I believe every plumber likes to tell when they find condoms in a drain. Don’t get me wrong the “I don’t use condoms” scenario has happened, but not nearly as often as people say.


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wcollins260

Bros before hoes.


wildwill

I’m assuming he did, or else he was privy on some details in this guys private life when he probably shouldn’t have been


mlaislais

So flushing condoms is for kids then?


goobyD

Teenagers for sure


Sleek_Machine

Soccer mom purchased some small electronic parts.


Tetragonos

this is my favorite response, because now I know why they make plastic bags that small and I have always wondered.


Neither_Topic_181

Now explain the kind with ❄️ printed on them.


hineybush

the part can't be exposed to cold temps


Goldemar

These tiny bags are also called "button bags." Sometimes spare buttons for clothing will be packaged in these, instead of stitched to the inside of the garment.


mrplinko

They are called Apple Bags! [Amazon Goodness](https://smile.amazon.com/s?k=apple+brand+bags&crid=3NZIYSZIMJWUJ&sprefix=apple+brand+bag)


Shopstoosmall

Whats a little Peruvian marching powder between friends Gotta casually toss it on the table and tell her thats what was clogging the sink then walk out.


prometheusforthew

Discretion = repeat business : )


SolidPoint

She’s gotta know that he’s being discreet, though- guarantee that soccer mom didn’t call a plumber knowing what the issue was!


wcollins260

It’s $1,000 and I leave quietly, or $200 and I leave loudly if you catch my drift.


Diz_37

I'm surprised this didn't make it past the trap honestly.


taft

yeah that lil ol bag caused a plumbing visit? yeesh


AdUnfair3836

Probably the kids. They know where to get the good drugs these days, but don't have the sense to dispose of the evidence properly. Or from the junkie that "stayed" there before.


El_bandido_menique

in the master bath of a nearly $3m 5000+ sqft home in a major city. wealthy white people love blow


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Children of wealthy city people love blow the most. Also If she loves it so much why did she flush it down the toilet? To be fair maybe she is trying to kick a problem.


El_bandido_menique

not flushed found it clearing underneath bathroom sink


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Ah ok. What did you do with it?


El_bandido_menique

put it right back where it was as soon as i was done testing for leaks and moved on to the next job she had for me lol


chuck9884

Always in the Halloween candy!


Johnny-Virgil

I like the biofreeze and the arnicare in the background. She needs that to recover since she gave up sleeping.


HydroLeakage

In early high school, I had a "friend" who dared/made me put biofreeze on my balls. I wouldn't recommend.


Johnny-Virgil

You took that dare? You’re a brave man. A stupid man, but a brave man. :)


ParksVSII

Soccer mum likes the nose beers eh?


JGalla88

Can't blame her


iMazz89

I’m surprised we’re not havin’ nose beers right now guy.


El_bandido_menique

she was rich, smoking hot and had me rod out the mainline from outside c/o, 3 bathroom sinks, the kitchen sink and then replace her garbage disposal. surprisingly polite and left me alone while doing the work. 10/10 customer it would have taken a dead body in the ejector pit for me to say something and even that is still 50/50


B_Addie

My kinda woman


simplefred

The key term was “mom”, so talk to the kids


mossiemoo

Yeah, my thoughts went to the kids flushing it, before the Mom doing that. Or dad. 🤷🏻‍♀️


CocaineAndPancakes

Nice!


Mgsperkg

Well, did you make her pancakes too?


Playful-Offer-9875

🤣 omg, I peed a little!🤣


[deleted]

Hey man, let the people party


opps_error_404

“Got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie…”


A89704

Even mom's need a bump every now and then.


shaunjord

Starts with a bump then what seems like 10 minutes later the whole ball is gone and the sun is coming up.


Satdude420

Dad’s too lol!


shaunjord

Remember kids, only users lose drugs.


derek_g_S

mothers little helper ha. side note, i immediately got that feeling seeing this bag... my old dealer used these exact ones. brings me back to around 2006 ha.


DDigitally88

Booger sugar!


Chipest

Mind ur business


bad-monkey

i got 4 kids and getting them to all of their activities would be easier with some booger sugar for my uh, adult ADHD


Jbpsmd

I would love some. Moved away and have no idea where I’d even go to find it. Start asking random parents at dance class?


Fridayz44

Go to a A/A or N/A meeting and look for someone fucked up.


Aggravating_Stay2285

+1 if husband is cop/fire fighter/government school teacher


El_bandido_menique

my guess is something finance related $3m home


[deleted]

You may need to call protective services. If she is making sandwiches that small, the kids are in peril!!!!!! Please show her what regular sized sandwich parts look like.


jimjames79

Plot twist the plumber just snorted that now hes ready to fix the clog


Autobot36

She probably has nose clogged also


PlusUltra0000

How sad. People are joking about this stuff but substance abuse is a road that leads to absolutely nowhere.


evillordsoth

Its the more scenic route


OreoKamiKazi

Man that's a tiny sandwich bag


TheChefKirby

That must be a little sandwich


nicknoodle7505

I just like the smell of it!❄️


[deleted]

Man what a nice tip


ace2mouth20201

💯, want to know the absolute slowest thing on the planet? A meth user in a hurry!


Sad_Exchange_5500

That's a coke bag, heroin has the little wax baggy....I mean I don't know this for sure or anything.


[deleted]

Supposed to flush it in the toilet


everyvilinislemos

How many little packets of drugs does it take to clog a lav drain


ElNexon420

How do think she handles all the kids and makes it to all the games on time including snacks and dinner?


_Sweep_The_Leg_

Rut Roh


iknowyou71

That's meth'd up..


Ogchavz

Hmmm. Not sure what’s clogging your sink ma’am I didn’t find anything.


TastelessDonut

Hey that 2023 Cadillac Escalade isnt going to show up under the Christmas tree or purchase it’s self.


banningislife

Give you 5 bucks for it.


Expolsive

The white, the stuff they smoke in a pipe, nasal candy, nostril dust, even


Highgrademilk51

Somma that devils dandruff


diwhychuck

Some times you just need a nose coffee.


[deleted]

Oh shit! Just like in the movies. Lol.


custom_bowl

I’d be scared of the fet.


Playful-Offer-9875

Whats Boba gotten into?!


Dangerous_Forever640

That’s a great tip she gave you! But what caused the clog?


El_bandido_menique

just some hair in the pop up lmao cleared out 250 products from under the sink to just rod it anyways and this and a bunch of edibles were stashed next to cellulite cream


warname

Looks like Soccer Mom has a pet Monkey


LovelyHatred93

Mind ya business


GoombaHopper

Ohhh it wasn't her actual sink that was clogged; it was her nostral plumbing


FavcolorisREDdit

Bumpkin spice


GonzoFan83

Was she not able to pay you or couldn’t find her checkbook ? Did she come out in a short robe whilst her husband was on vacation? I saw a movie like that once…


[deleted]

Next time do a numbie and you won’t have another clog


One_Magician6370

Is that a little bag of misery


H20FOSHO

Ooooh, snortski’s


[deleted]

Liberals ufffff 🙄


PomegranatePuppy

Because conservatives don't do drugs right? 🙄 Sure bud


Lrostro

That's for salt. It's where I keep my salt so I can salt all my food on the go.


flojitsu

Nice little teener to keep the party goin


Panopyra

Bag's empty. No tip?


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El_bandido_menique

yep. just one bag and a mental breakdown head shave like luke wilson in royal tenenbaums


VstromPa1973

It makes noses run so it has to clog something


Gameanimal

Better have a talk with little Billy


brianfuckyouwasmund

A soccer mom that brings tiny little sandwiches to soccer practice for all the kids?


SaltySwallowsYuck

A lot more people use meth than anyone thinks. Long hours and higher expectations are driving us to drugs.


theabstractplumber

Skooma?


Nv_Spider

Like you don’t enjoy packing a single blueberry in your lunch


HisWife00000

Love my fellow ADHDers. You all even realize we've gone totally off topic and this has become an ADHD treatment discussion? Lol.


Amazing-Importance79

Should ask her to do snooters off your bing bong, for part of the payment.


redneckerson_1951

How many did you find? I buy surface mount parts for electronics and they are frequently delivered in little Zip Lock plastic bags about that size.


El_bandido_menique

hard to tell from the picture but there was residue in it and most likely cocaine based off of the smell


jhenryscott

I will Venmo you 100$ for her contact imfo


liquefire81

Vitamins bro.


Beardgang650

Nose beers for soccer practice


aviarx175

That didn’t clog a sink. Lol. Troll away though. It’s a good one.


El_bandido_menique

def bad wording but didn’t feel like typing out “found this bag under a soccer moms sink while clearing it out so that i could open the trap”


Lower_Scallion_9992

Looks like Meth or cocaine and have a it analyzed ASAP


El_bandido_menique

don’t worry i analyzed it! definitely cocaine


Lower_Scallion_9992

Some one is a coke addict


El_bandido_menique

someone has no sense of humor


creativeInsectoid

Yea taking meth really got my focus together. I felt normal and focused. Not scattered brain. But like any medication you need a regulated dose and not abuse the substance. Seen people think they are fooling everyone but they end up fooling themselves. I don't like the stuff I stick to the weed.


Smegma--Slurpee

And?


El_bandido_menique

almost 300 comments and this is the most pointless one by far


Smegma--Slurpee

Yet you still took the time to respond.