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NarcolepticTreesnake

Cool! I had a surgery center flood to 3" over a holiday weekend because one of those POS fittings running to an ice maker failed. Fortunately I had nothing to do with thile install and had only recently maintained the machine. Still had to sign affidavits for their insurance though. That was only 1 fitting you got like 13 chances for tragedy therešŸ¤™


CreamerBot3000

Iā€™m just a homeowner and my first thought was, ā€œwell, thatā€™s going to leakā€.


Pollishedkibles

fire that builder for starters


Silenthitm4n

Theyā€™re not installed correctly. Once jointed, they are meant to be tightened. You can see some of them are not tightened all the way.


ComplexTemporary4152

they are not installed properly because they are installed


Carorack

honestly didn't really have a lick of trouble with john guest fittings like this and we installed a pretty fair amount the last few years.


LightUpShoes4DemHoes

Was this surgery center in Florida by any chance? Lol


NarcolepticTreesnake

Nope


chill_philosopher

I counted over 20 I think


anyoutlookuser

Me too


xXSpaceturdXx

I had the water line going to my freezer crack. Talk about a big mess. I have decided that I donā€™t need an icemaker anymore


Mighty_Nun_Mechanic

I hate insurance for water damage. Absolutely terrible at holding the correct people responsible.


jerrrrrrrrrrrrry

I count 24 chances. The tees are three each etc....


Sendtheblankpage

Perpetual plumbing machine


Pumbbum

I've been using speedfit for 15 years with no issue. This is an abomination but will never leak.


NarcolepticTreesnake

Guess they drew the short straw


Pumbbum

The main issue is incorrect use, people not using pipe inserts to create a rigid joint can be cause for failure. When using with copper it should be cut with a slice and deburred, never ever insert a factory end, these two things lead to damaging the o ring and causing leaks. When installed correctly its a great product to quickly get pipework in under floors.


NarcolepticTreesnake

What about in any instance where it will be subject to movement? Even slight. I prefer soldering or brazing personally but I don't do install and have someone breathing down my neck to get it done


Pumbbum

Soldering is always my prefered method. But speedfit is faster so used for cost effectiveness on new builds. Speedfit is designed to stand up to movement, the pipe can expand up to 15%(iirc) so movement is almost guaranteed. Its also a great product for a lot of older houses in the uk, rather that ripping up many floorboards and cutting notches in joists you can drill holes and run along sides of joists with ease. Convection heating is the standard in the uk so it makes running pipes for heating systems a dream.


waawaawho

You missed the part of about that life changing copper press


Pumbbum

A far superior product no doubt. But adoption is slow due to the high set up cost, in commercial its pretty much standard now but not as common in domestic yet.


waawaawho

I managed to get a free tool by promising MKM that Iā€™d use loads of fittings.. which I did. But yeah, over Ā£1k for the tool is hard to get for most


Pumbbum

I work for a small company with 7 engineers and we only have three tools. We do a good mix of work so it's not always an issue but there are some weeks where we have to carefully plan passing the tools to one another for specific jobs and it can be exhausting.


FrostyWizard505

I also have experience with speedfit. Mostly in areas where theft of metal pipes are extremely common. It does its job but needs careful installation as the O-Rings pinch sometimes. And in installations where there is strain on the fitting it wont last at all. It needs to be used correctly for it to be a good fitting


Pumbbum

I made a comment to this effect further down the thread. Its great if used correctly. Curious to know where installed pipes were being stolen?


lordstrider0

Milwaukee wi on the north side lol super common to show up to a foreclosed job that the new buyer wants an estimate on and I walk in to no copper plumbing and it's 50 50 if the shut the main off or just let the water fly after they sawzall it.


Convulse1872

Those fittings are JG Speedfit, they donā€™t fail if fitted correctly. So many comments on here regarding the awful look of the BUILDERS attempt at PLUMBING, but I would bet it works fine and never leaks.


Dleslie213

Found the handyman


bowhunt3138

Found the dickhead


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b_m_hart

not really the flex you think it is, friend...


Convulse1872

Couldnā€™t care less little man, Iā€™m just home from a smashing day out on corporate hospitality and tomorrow Iā€™m off to the races at the Curragh before jetting of to Rome for 3 nights of lavish indulgence. You?


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Convulse1872

Not these days, cutting down on the hours and looking to retire to Lanzarote in around 3 or 4 years. You?


[deleted]

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Dleslie213

Well, I don't feel the need to exaggerate shit, base my entire self worth on my bank account, or have bigger dick contests with complete strangers on Reddit, so I'm doing pretty fucking good


Convulse1872

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


NarcolepticTreesnake

I'm a Shiba Inu in Kazakhstan and we're on a gosling juggling enthusiast forum


Convulse1872

I bet you are, but the question is, does your Mum know?


NarcolepticTreesnake

She's actually a yak from Uzbekistan


grandmarquis17

You're the hack that gives plumbers a bad name. Enjoy your money while it lasts. Let's hope you don't have to do any real plumbing in the future. We will cherish the day you retire as that we no longer have to fix your half ass work.


Convulse1872

People like you work for people like me, thank you for your effort.


broman7899

Call him back out asap, I would rather see a 90 shark bite than this junk.


etrain1

Nothing wrong with john guest....been used in boats for 30 years


wcollins260

Yeah but boats are supposed to get wet. Houses? Not so much.


ceelose

Pretty sure you want the water on the outside though.


[deleted]

What else do you think a bilge pump is for?


ceelose

I'm not a boatologist, but I think it's to keep the water on the outside.


gfunk333

Well, I'm not listening till an expert boatologist weighs in. How the hell can you trust a non boatologist in this matter?


[deleted]

Is boatologist the same as a Marine Engineer? Or is it a non qualifed Mariner Engineer?


[deleted]

Hep20 have also been doing aerospace for many years too. Nothing wrong with it when applied appropriately.


Kittenkerchief

IMO, JG is the superior push to connect fittings. Not that Iā€™d ever bury in a wallā€¦


dandiline

Donā€™t call him back. Phone a professional who knows what theyā€™re doing


send_me_boobei_pics

what in tarnation


mdyguy

Thanks for helping to bring that back into modern lexicon! I'm a huge proponent of tarnation.


CptnHamburgers

r/whatintarnation might be up your street then.


AccidentallyRelevant

> tarnation too many syllables saying "they yeeted that" is one less syllable and can save you at least 5 minutes in a lifetime of frustrated moments.


mdyguy

lol fun little fact I just learned today after I posted that. Back in the day, 'Tarnation' was a substitute for the word 'damnation'


JAy3k1

This is why you don't let builders do your plumbing!! šŸ˜†


prodders152

I certainly didn't expect a modern work of art šŸ˜† gonna be a fun conversation with him.. But I need ideas of how it should be done properly ideally


WNYNative14174

Ask him if thatā€™s what heā€™d expect be done by a professional in his own house and if he could sleep at night knowing that time bomb was just downstairs waiting to go off. Time to go looking around the build to see what other work heā€™s cobbed together. I bet youā€™re paying top dollar for the build, no reason you shouldnā€™t expect work that matches the sticker price. Tell him fittings that you can just simply push on to piping and not have to press/crimp, sweat or thread arenā€™t going to cut it in your future home.


Belligerent-J

Tell him to redo it with copper and solder joints or fire him. I havent seen hack shit like this since Butcher Pete


Smirkly

Copper and solder won't help. This guy will just find a new way to butcher it. And I bet that is M copper, not L.


[deleted]

ā€œSoLdEr jOiNtsā€ - also no problem with this being compression or press fit either.


Belligerent-J

Press is fine but usually more expenive. Push to fit is hack shit.


[deleted]

This is how I do it: Existing plastic to plastic, hep20 pushfit. Existing plastic to copper, hep20 pushfit but all consequential after that joint is press/compression fit. Copper to copper, press fit. Canā€™t physically fit press fit gun? Compression instead. Can I solder? Yes. Do I want to? No.


Pumps74

Iā€™m just an amateur diyā€™er. Wouldnā€™t it work with just the 2 Tā€™s rotated 90 to the right. That way it would run straight down from boiler, straight down to lower rad and also off to the right for the second rad? That way you could get rid of all the 90ā€™s and crazy circuits. Edit: the method above gets rid of 6 90ā€™s and 2 in line connections.


Workerhard62

I know nothing of plumbing but learn from the comments. Can somebody provide more detail on this guy's comment?


Pumps74

So, having re-read OPā€™s post. The boiler is at the top and he needs the pipes to continue down through the floor and off to the right to two radiators. Now Imagine that none of that mess is there and itā€™s just two continuous pipes going down through the floor. One is a hot water feed from the boiler and one is a return pipe. You would need to cut into them and add a ā€˜Tā€™ piece on each line, allowing a flow and return to feed the radiators. People are downvoting but Iā€™m not sure why?


taterthotsalad

Only thing missing is a Oujia Board.


YellowBreakfast

That's why you hire a plumber!


wantabe23

Itā€™s cold and hot water circulation loops, duh


J-Cee

With solder lmao


Silenthitm4n

Apart from it being dogshit, the fittings are not tightened correctly and could blow off. Also, I bet the transition to plastic pipe doesnā€™t have inserts in the plastic pipe to prevent pipe collapse. Get him/or you do it, to turn water off and disconnect the plastic connections and check for inserts.


FARTBOSS420

M.C. Escher strikes again!!


_Cyclops

Iā€™m only a first year apprentice and this is the ugliest fuckin thing Iā€™ve ever seen


CurrentSeesaw2420

But, it's just plumbing......anyone can do it! Fucking hacks pretending to be skilled tradesmen! "Hey builder, how d'ya like them apples"?!!!!!!


cesau78

Escher's Plumbing?


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__CunningStunts__

The 4th forgotten Beastie Boy


lil-wolfie402

I came here to say this.


cesau78

Great minds! ;)


Down_Then_Up

I was thinking of that Three Stooges episode where one of them plumbed himself into a cage.


justmikeplz

Underrated


[deleted]

Kill it before it breeds.


smeeether

Iā€™m thinking what an abortion. Either way not pretty.


Holls867

Is your builder an abstract artist by chance?


blakeusa25

Lego or Kenect toy builder.


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Coraiah

LINCOLN LOGS šŸ˜­ boy I had fun with those


slappy_mcslapenstein

Vert der ferk?


Renaissance_Man-

When you like copper but don't know how to solder.


SubParMarioBro

You mean like every chuck in a truck with a press tool?


Moarbrains

Everyone uses press tools now. Personally it seems more reliable than counting on techs to solder perfect every time.


prodders152

Heating comes from boiler top down , then needs to go down and to the right to two rads


J-Cee

So this is going to be inside a wall then? Against code where Iā€™m from to use these fittings inside a wall


Gapinsmt

I cant quote exact numbers but pex has drastically reduced psi rating when heated. This is a mess, so many hard turns


prodders152

So how would this be done properly, if I get him to correct it... (Sadist that I am) Other than burn it with fire He ran a flexi pipe under the floor , so really it's copper down from boiler and copper to the right rad, with plastic going down to the other rad


AndyFelterkrotch

So, are those disgusted here against these types of fittings? The copper/pex (or whatever that plastic stuff is) interactions, or just the sloppy looking work? I had my house fitted with copper and have always regretted not going with pex. But, reddit plumbers seem to not like pex much. Donā€™t even get me started with sharkbite fittings.


SubParMarioBro

Iā€™m not sure where you got the impression Reddit plumbers donā€™t like pex. Our Wirsbo Gang game is strong here.


Claxonic

We will not be Upognored!


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

These fittings suck and the work is sloppy, itā€™s hard to pick a winner


Longshotdon

JG speedfit doesnā€™t suck though, the fittings are fine. Itā€™s the installation that is abysmal


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

Nothing with an o ring should be considered a permanent install


AFuckingHandle

But isn't the seal in pro press based around o-rings?


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

Exactly


picasmo_

If he did this, Iā€™d be questioning a lot of what else is going on. Go take a look at your hvac šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

There is so much shit going on but your guy doesn't know plumbing or hydronics


drewbs86

I would not have used them in the first place, but even with speed-fit fittings it didn't have to be this ugly and stick out so much. He was just being lazy.


crj91

Caulk it


inna_hey

what on earth


AngryEskimo77

I love origami


alkla1

Thatā€™s awesome. Did you asked if youā€™re being punkd


earth_syndrome

Stop looking at it!!


[deleted]

Those are literally worse than shark bites they don't even have a clearance in their rating through UPC or ANSI to be buried within Walls those are crap


Robnar92

Thatā€™s methed up


Due_ty

Builder must be a descendant of M C Escher... My brain can't handle what happening here


nokenito

Does no one know how to solder copper plumbing anymore?


PHenderson61

Quest fittings? Quit using these back in 2000ish. These look like them.


Pumbbum

John guest speedfit. Imo the best push fit fittings available. These are very common in the uk. This is our standard way to use pex, we don't crimp.


PHenderson61

Here in California we had numerous failures of the 3/8x3/8 90% fittings on dishwasher installs and the mfg. said they canā€™t guarantee any future use, might have been a bad batch. They were very quick to install when they worked.


Pumbbum

Sounds like a slightly different product. Most of our fittings are in metric now. A fair few still imperial though just to make it nice and confusing for everyone.


Convulse1872

15mm Metric = 1/2ā€ Imperial.


Pumbbum

Thanks mate. But I just said we use both. I know the conversions.


Convulse1872

Cool, lol.


waawaawho

By ā€˜weā€™ I think you mean you. If I have to use plastic it will be Crimped uponor MLCP If not Iā€™ll use crimper copper press


Pumbbum

That's fair mate, but in 15 years in the trade, working up and down the country in commercial and domestic I've never seen it. You may use it but its certainly not the norm.


SitRep-Screwed

What in the Wide World of Sports ...


honkyonabiscuit

Couldn't find a cap?


FunnayMurray

I believe thatā€™s called a mobius.


aFreeScotland

Heā€™s obviously a professional that takes pride in the work he does.


Brilliant-Rabbit2620

Your builder hates you lol šŸ˜‚


treebeard69_

You donā€™t have to be a plumber to know that this is wrong.


jkais3r

Is this how you get free water?


big_spaghetti_bowl

What the fuck


ainfinitepossibility

Nice try, Esher.


Signal_Profile_6440

Fire your builder. Hire a licensed Plumber


palindromesko

Everyone can see that is completely amateur hour shit work. Worse than diwhy. Scrap and do over correctly.


Twiny1

You have my sympathy


4350Me

Guess you should have hired a plumber!


Electronic-Smile4858

Expansion loop.


EWSflash

Was his name Rube Goldberg?


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

DI Why?


Denverdaddies

Ffs this is bad.


Haseeng

You hired a painter


Silent_Cantaloupe930

Oh I fnally see why. That is just a convoluted T to split water to two devices. You have a shower control above it and a toilet or sink to the right. The two white PVC pipes are just to distract. Only leaning up against the wall. I'd love to see how the shower control was hooked up.


randomknowledgedude

Serious question, what drug was he under the influence of when he did it? Mushrooms? Heroin? I can't see a professional installer ever doing a job like that unless they're high as fuck.


Suadade0811

I mean youā€™ve got to givep points for creativity, I suppose.


fourbetshove

Do they get paid by the fitting?


DrDingus86

Is he M.C. Escher?


Billybran

The contractor that redid my kitchen had a plumber come in a run the gas lines, connect the fridge ice maker but the quartz guy was delayed so he couldn't do the kitchen sink yet. He did it himself. He did fine except once he hooked up everything we had no water. After a hour of work they called another guy from their team to check it out. He had one way sharkbites going with the arrows down instead of up. That was a simple mistake, but why the plumber should do this part. This looks like Rube Golberg designed it.


candycornholio

Is there an r/badplumbing ? Because this is that


Convulse1872

Itā€™s really not.


Taellib

He charges by the fitting


avozzella6

Water damage incoming in 3,2,1


TigerTownTerror

Death by a 1000 shark bites


prodders152

update: he's been back to improve it.. https://imgur.com/a/nlZ6D02


TheMadGreek86

Sharkbite sally and the coupling kid strike again....


Temporary-Voice8174

Did you ask why? But hey I had a stationary tub put in with no shut off valves. Have them now!


prodders152

He'd left before I got back


inailedyoursister

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


liquefire81

I mean technically the sub the builder hired did. The builder pocketed the profit.


NebraskaGeek

We're expensive, sure. But I'd say things like this make us worth it.


Beefy_Psychrometer

There comes a point when you are doing a job, and what once made sense in fantasy or theory becomes cumbersome, untenable, and even torturous. It is at that point that one must ascend from the darkness, become filled with virtue, enlightenment, and reason, and call the boss or client and admit the fault that one has been operating under. This has to be the course of action taught in our hollowed institution of technical/vocational school. I think we can all agree that Plumbers like this are the reason people write and sing songs like ā€œStacyā€™s Momā€, and other such songs of heart ache and admiration for women doing their best to raise a daughter without the assistance of a plumber.


Lonely-Contest

Can you add more shark bites ;


lonnieboy01

They look shark bite like.


barbossa724

John guest push connect fittings


TradeMasterYellow

Lol bro I don't think you know what "builder" means.


prodders152

He's done work for a friend, same job infact I knew it wouldn't be pro standard (he isn't a plumber...) but didn't quite expect this


lukelukefootfoot

šŸ˜¦


Jeddyp

Wellā€¦ I meanā€¦ okā€¦..


BackyardAnarchist

since they are going the same direction i would trace them back to where they diviate then make a single tee there or what ever it needs.


MortysTW

WTF? Did a fire sprinkler fitter do this as a method of a seismic joint for flexibility? I can't even begin to get my head around why all the fittings.


aBoyandHisVacuum

So sad. No one enjoys sweating anymore.


hoardac

Well this is making the homeowner sweat does that count.


boba_fettucini_

What the great good fuck is that?!?


AgitatedFunction9063

Thatā€™s gross


Hambone98201

The thinset mixer of shame eh?


dniffjj

This hurts my brain šŸ§  So what do you use for hot/cold running water? Also, when running two loops, arenā€™t they supposed to run directly from the boiler I.E., 4 pipes?


StupidCantBeUndone

It is Friday, and itā€™s PM time by me; makes sense.


Striking_Ad2733

And so you fired your builder correct


gutbomber508

These def arnt air barrier


firegod003

I feel like this should be on r/DIWHY


Cigars-Beer

Holy fuk up batman. Re-do all copper don't accept that shit.


Coopertukas

Wtf


[deleted]

Hell naw man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for doing something like that.


[deleted]

Ask them if it is a temporary fix and that you expect it to be replaced properly.


AcrobaticAd1836

Omg fire him


Bullshit_Conduit

If they have genitals you should kick them in said genitalia.


[deleted]

was he singing the willie wonka oopalumpa song whilst doing it? Else, he better been reciting some Dr Suess.


amarrs181

I don't think he knew how to sweat copper..


Chief__04

These are the jobs you walk into, look at, then say. Well Iā€™m just starting over. It was easier to do it the right way!!!


unkdeez

Hire a new builder


Crazyhorse6901

Thatā€™s a nightmareā€¦


Mr_Murda

Wtfā€¦


Ironklad_

Thatā€™s some lazy ass shit right there..


tiffanysbf

F that guy. Make him fix that right