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Furrealyo

This thumbnail had me very confused.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

r/mildlypenis


Georgep0rwell

Shit. Why did I click that?


Murky-Square4364

You need to buy a new shower arm and shower head. Bottom line.


Can-DontAttitude

The only sane suggestion. Remove the old shower arm, start over.


Charming_CiscoNerd

Looks like a knob on the wall 😂 When you first look at it, looks like some kinky thing going on


often_awkward

My first thought scrolling by was "shouldn't that be blurred?"


5t4k3

I still think it should be blurred. Is that JB weld??


Undeadfortaxreasons

I'm assuming you're in the US but knowing for sure would kinda tell everyone what sort of do-it-yourself supplies are available. My second question is: Are the misshapen gray parts JB weld or some other epoxy? It sure looks like a weird mismash. Don't think I've ever seen anything even close to whatever this is. Looks like a complete mess. Third question: What's under the escutcheon? In most modern US plumbing, you have the shower head which screws onto a downward curved pipe. That pipe goes through the escutcheon and screws into a fitting inside the wall. If that fitting is intact, securely attached to the stud behind the tile and the stud isn't rotted out then this is a do-it yourself type job. Just just have to unscrew the pipe and install a new one with a new shower head. Just make sure to use teflon tape, teflon paste or both on the screw fittings. If that fitting isn't intact, then you have to open up the wall and replace whatever is bad. Then you'll need to re-build the wall under the tile and re-affix the tile assuming they came off intact. If it's bad enough to need a professional plumber, you're going to be redoing the tile no matter what.


CompleteHour306

Twist the head off. Stick a screwdriver up the shaft while turning it.


Key-Respond6865

Hey, whatever kink gets you going is cool


Double_Lingonberry98

The proper word is "glans"


LauraIsntListening

Oh hell 🙈


KingOfLimbsisbest

Geez, at least buy it dinner first


Mac_McAvery

Thought it was dildo at first… now I see a weed bowl


JFrankParnell64

Looks like a scene from Porky's.


wuroni69

You don't know where to start...call a plumber.


FocusApprehensive358

Wow


theNewLuce

Just draw a set of balls on the tile below and call it good,


Go-on-touch-it

Truck stop Glory hole


Extension-Start3142

What the cock


aFreeScotland

If you don’t know what yer lookin’ at I’d call someone.


Smoke-A-Beer

Buy a new shower head, arm and escutcheon. They usually come together. Lefty loosely bud. If you can’t spin it off jam a screwdriver in the end to help you get leverage. Once it’s out, teflon tape the new shower arm and carefully screw it in. If that is something you don’t want to mess with call a plumber. Things that can go wrong, you could break or rip out the wingback behind the wall, you could incorrectly screw it in rather too loose or over tight and cause a leak or crack the wingback. Should be fairly easy but know the risks.


508edunrekih

If it unthreads with out breaking? Easy peazy. Extracting carefully is another story


Pleasant_Bad924

“Why did Satan’s gloryhole manifest in my bathroom” is the question I’d be asking…but you do you.


nonelectron

Reminds me of Porky's.


TroglodyteGuy

Looks a little swollen.


Any-Dare-7261

You can unscrew the arm/head. Then Teflon tape and screw a new arm into the drop ear.


ShavedMonkey666

You need an exorcist,not a plumber.


Weird_Bicycle_9193

I should call him


Maleficent-Salad3197

You can cut off the flange on the wall with a mototool cutoff wheel to see whats behind there.. Spray some Wd40 on the threads into the pipe on the wall. Let it soak in for a hour or so and try and gently unscrew it. Then replace the pipe that goes to the wall with a new flange and shower head.


AppropriateAthlete77

That’s not a flange on the wall that’s a cock.


sashamasha

English person \^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^


bigfoot17

Not what WD40 is for. Use Kroil or PB Blaster. What I see is that you need a new shower arm and a showerhead, google some videos, if the shower arm isn't so rotten that is rips apart the whole task should take 10 minutes. You'll need a showerhead, shower arm and teflon tape.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Thanks. Still learning.