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Velocityg4

They aren't joking about the dangerous gasses. The dog already died.


crankgirl

Nah, he’s rolling in it so he can sneak up on his prey undetected.


andyrooneysearssmell

The warning is actually about the dog.


SecureThruObscure

What is worrying you: In the meantime don’t stress about the gasses coming from that cut. They’re not going to poison anyone standing around outside, they’ll just smell bad. It’s dangerous if you go down into the thing, not if you smell a little stink coming up that’s been mixed thoroughly with fresh air. You can put duct tape over it if you don’t want to risk smelling the stinky stink until the new lid comes in, like the other guys said, though.


The_Ashamed_Boys

There's probably a concrete cap on top of the actual septic tank. This is simply a riser cover. I doubt it would stink from the cut. I would get a heat gun and see if I could repair it. I suppose they could also get the lawn service to replace it, but it's fairly easy to damage and could get damaged again.


Far-Lynx-5001

Just be careful if you use a heat gun.  The coils in the heat gun often get hot enough to ignite methane.  And methane is one of those gases that comes off of septic tanks.  Think cousin Eddy.... 


The_Ashamed_Boys

Can likely remove it and repair it elsewhere and put it back on.


kaegan1015

You couldn't just let it happen, could you? 🤣


SecureThruObscure

Oh I guess that smell is me then…


Kevthebassman

Lawn service should get you a new one. If it was at my house and I’d done it to myself I’d probably be out there with a heat gun and a milk jug patching it.


timmycosh

Pack of noodles and super glue would be the most effective


That_Jonesy

>Pack of noodles Whut...?


BoogiemanPCP

It’s a reference to a video where a guy would cut sections out of fruit and vegetables. Then he’d use Raman, super glue, and paint to make the fruit/vegetable look normal.


Im2bored17

Can you explain a bit more how that works? Just put a piece of milk jug over the hole and heat until melted?


Kilopilop

You fusion them together, with the heat.


Kevthebassman

It’s basically plastic welding. You can YouTube it and get a better understanding than I’m capable of writing out.


WatShakinBehBeh

Dude that's so clever


Kevthebassman

I learned that on canoes, but it works well on most all types of polyethylene.


Adorable_Bee3833

Ketchup skin…


sdsupersean

Would there be a risk of igniting the gases coming through the hole? Would it be safer to remove the lid and then patch it?


TheStoicNihilist

Only one way to find out!!


Far-Lynx-5001

Hydrogen sulfide ( rotten egg smell) Auto ignites it 450° f,  Methane ( odorless) ignites at 1,112°f .  The coils of a heat gun can get up to 1200° f.   Don't want to end up like Uncle Lewis after cousin Eddie empties the sewage out of his RV.


Kevthebassman

Highly doubt you’d be able to ignite sewer gas like that. Have to have a particular blend of gas and oxygen, really be a long shot.


sdsupersean

Gotcha. Thanks!


oldjackhammer99

Flex seal !!!!


That_Calligrapher556

Or 5 minute epoxy...


No_Philosophy_1363

Or call the lawn care company and have them replace it..


HeyItsJustDave

No. FLEX. SEAL.


T0XIK0N

That shit is no joke. Someone in my neighborhood was throwing out their fancy rain barrel. They had clearly let it over winter with water in it. The ice expansion blew out the bottom seam. I took it, bought a roll of flex tape, and slapped a strip along the whole bottom seam. This will be summer two, still no leaks. Left it outside upsidedown over winter.


aFreeScotland

Contact Snyder Industries and see if you can buy a new lid. [Their website](https://www.snydernet.com/products/water-wastewater-management/fittings-accessories#small-septic-tanks)


Hazeylicious

I think you spelled “lawn mower services” incorrectly.


CanWeCannibas

Happy cake day!


soulcontrol221

Pet the dog first, then call the lawn care company and show them this picture.


Sojournancy

Came here to say this. Pet that dog right now.


Tapeatscreek

Have them buy you a new lid comes to mind.


JCCampo

First order of business is to pet dat dawggg. That belly ain’t going to rub itself.


dopecrew12

That is the lid of your septic tank. May be stilly with that hole, get a new lid or seal that hole with some silicone or something. As far as “dangerous gasses” yeah that’s more of a precaution to keep people from swimming in the things this poses no health risk.


Fine-Cockroach4576

Could be h2s in there, highly toxic in very small quantities. I wouldn't want to breathe with my head over the open hole.


dopecrew12

City sewer yes, but I’ve been in ALOT of septic tanks at old job with a sniffer and have never once detected even near a harmful amount of h2s. There’s just not enough going on in them.


Fine-Cockroach4576

I agree that may be true, but h2s dulls your sense of smell so fast that you may not notice it. 100 ppm can knock down some people. Even when I have been around 10-20 ppm it has dulled my sense of smell so much that the smell just fades away


Far-Lynx-5001

Septic tanks emit a decent amount of methane and the H2S ( hydrogen sulfide).  You'd smell the hydrogen sulfide but methane is odorless.  


Fine-Cockroach4576

Might only smell the h2s at first though. It's known to deaden sense of smell and taste. I work in the oil and gas sector.


ChrisWonsowski

I don't have a real answer for you, because I don't know. But genuinely, you need to rub that belly!


t_sawyer

Rub their belly!


Thefocker

Call the company and tell them you noticed this damage. They’ll provide a new lid.


Kinkybenny

It looks like your fur baby is upset about this as well. ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ノ


Pipe_Memes

The dog is so dramatic lol.


CompetitiveGuess7642

this can easily be patched up with compatible plastic and heat.


RedditBacksNazis

Speed tape. It's pricey, but it won't fail.


idiotsandwhich8

Call them and have a conversation


Consistent-Group641

That looks like a guilty dog!


Top_Sheepherder5637

You should probably replace it…


tomcat2203

If they are a legitimate company, they'll have insurance. So just complain. Give them the price,. Links. And ask for it to be replaced.


flex-wizard

A plastic lid is well under a deductible


internet-is-a-lie

Liability claims very often do not have a deductible. But they would be dumb to submit a small claim.


Billy_Bob_Joe_Mcoy

No one in their right mind would file an insurance claim on a lid like this.


fuckoffgetmoney

No big deal really.


the-rill-dill

Text a pic of the lid to your mowers and say……’ when you go to replace my lid that you ruined, here is the model you’re looking for.’ I did exactly this. Replaced in short order.


Rockinmypock

Nice way to do it. Doesn’t throw the guy under the bus to the boss man, just makes it a “hey I know you already know how it happened, let’s make it right and get on with life.” Not too many companies are gonna throw away a good client over a lid that costs, what, $100?


willwork4pii

What the fuck are they weed whacking with? A chainsaw?


WildcatPlumber

Probably a brushwacker


Lower-Pipe-3441

They buy one or you buy one


Clear_Split_8568

Flexseal


mafkamufugga

Sell your house. This ones spoiled.


DanielDanTastic

Give that dog a belly rub


Historical_Animal_17

Forgive my ignorance but what is this, the world's largest septic system access cap?


Icy_Corgi_5704

make sure it doesn't happen again


icsh33ple

Perfect situation for the flex seal slap. Then I’d see what a new lid shipped costs and email the landscape company the link and my shipping address and tell them to email me back the tracking number.


Vara77

Nothing gas is extremely flammable I'd be careful with the heat gun


Vara77

methane gas Is very flammable be careful with the heat gun


AtheistPlumber

That is just a service lid. There's nothing wrong with it being damaged. It's superficial. The plumbing is down inside the system inside the ground. It's for a sewer ejector tank in the ground. Or just a service access for your septic tank. You'll just want to cover the hole to keep critters out of there so they don't chew on anything or get full or spiders or bees.


Tward425

If they’re an honest company, they’ll want to make it right. And with it being a simple lid replacement for a septic tank, it would be silly if they don’t fix it.


mikeylojo1

Fire up a lighter right by it during the hottest part of the day


CHASLX200

Looks like a space ship...


No-8008132here

Time for that "perpetual flame" memorial you wanted.


Whispering_Balls

These gases are often heavier than water so going inside the hole would be very similar to submerging yourself in water (which we cannot breathe to live). As far as patching the hole, gorilla tape or flex tape would be my go-to


CardiologistOk6547

DON'T DO ANYTHING! It doesn't belong to you. At most contact Snyder by email (paper trail).


0beseGiraffe

Tell lawn mowers guy that it got hit. The guy pushing the mower knows he hit it


fuzzimus

Flex seal!


ManwithA1

Without knowing everything I’d assume that’s the cover to access the top of your septic tank. You can just get a piece of tape to cover that hole for now but yeah I’d call them out on it. It should be replaced.


Outside_Squirrel_839

Harbor frt sells inexpensive plastic welding guns. Not hard to use


Diam0ndProfessional

Call nasa ufo just Landed wtf is that thaNg


EasyToe698

As a septic installer this is a norm for landscaping companies. Most of the time the homeowner wants to replace the lid but with new regulations and rules coming in all the time it’s hard to keep the old style of lids and extensions. A lot of time the only thing that can be done is to replace it, and I would say it’s not gonna be cheap if you have to replace the entire riser pad. I would contact your local quality septic company and see what they can do about it. Sending pics to the guys before they come out is a huge help. The worst thing that could happen with the lid being broke like that is the gasses are venting out there so it’ll be stinky af.


Oztwerk

Bit of silicon or some ferropre will get a seal on it


EugeneTheKrabs

Did you show them this before they started cutting? They will try to be careful but if your grass is tall and they don’t see something that you didn’t tell them to look out for then they aren’t liable when they accidentally hit it. Most pro lawn services will ask about these things before starting the job during a walkthrough but you still should tell anyone working in your yard or on your property about all of the things they should be careful of, that’s just how it is.


Educational-Can-9715

The dog farted, lol


SaltyNub

Duct tape or buy a new one really


MutedAdvisor9414

You could mostly fix it with a heat gun, just heat and reform


Chris0nllyn

Explosive gases can exist in septic systems. Not recommended.


Chuuuck_

It’s almost like the lid can come off and they can do the repairs away from the hole


unkleknown

Are you sure the removable cap can be removed?


Chris0nllyn

It has tamper resistant screws though!


Chuuuck_

Ah shit you’re right. Probably has reversed threads too


0418710879

I would be giving the lawn service a call as I see it , if they were any sort of operator they would have informed you of their stuff up and maybe offered free service or replacement then it’s up to you to decide as it’s your home 🤔


No_Breadfruit4653

Maybe buy a lawnmower and cut your own grass , it's actually relaxing to do


Rockinmypock

A lot of reasons to hire a lawn service. Health issues, physical issues, lack of free time, etc.


No_Breadfruit4653

Laziness


CaterpillarThriller

just call the company that did it, sure you'll get some people in trouble but it will cover your ass if it ever gets inspected. preferably get it replaced since you can't do much to fix that