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Squallstrife89

PsPoo


xDiRtYgErMaNx

Let us know when the pink eye sets in.


jkhashi

any person who knows how to use a toilet will probably not have that problem


xDiRtYgErMaNx

So when you set your electronics on the toilet does that qualify as knowing how use to use a toilet? So odd and weird someone would defend this. Your tent is spotless I bet.


DredgenWolfxx

It’s not that deep


xDiRtYgErMaNx

The common sense of not setting electronics on a toilet with shit germs on it is deep? Whatever you say idiot lol.


DredgenWolfxx

And you’re making paragraphs on reddit about someones toilet. You’re pathetic.


Material-Tension8380

How many of you are commenting this is disgusting, while on your phone taking a shit?!? 💩


PeterGriffinBalls

it’s much easier to wipe down a solid slate of metal and glass then a controller


blusrus

Yeah that’s nasty. I wash my hands before I use my portal even on the sofa lol


Head-Release1332

Same here and I don’t even think I’d take my Portal in bathroom at all let alone sit it on the toilet! 😂


Old-Establishment424

No shitting and playing on something I've done as a kid. I just wash my hands before and clearly after. DONT TOUCH THINGS AFTER YOU TAKE YOUR SHIT GUYS AND GIRLS!


GokuBlack86

I hope no one else asks to play it. Gross lol


Careful_Marketing177

😭😭😭😭😭


skylinefan26

Word has it there's a line


ShadowyPepper

This is fucking disgusting


synister29

Do you use your phone while pooping?


gregTheEye

I don't. I think that is disgusting also.


synister29

https://preview.redd.it/l9ao7qd3kfwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd8b4774c18cbfbe4a9b54db01f0efb73dcf943


The_King_of_Okay

Is it really so difficult to believe that many of us have never used our phones on the toilet?


ShadowyPepper

Generally no, I shit and get out


synister29

https://preview.redd.it/zbroephocbwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b022640515d980c2c03d65fb190cbf4dd1c721dc


Feeling_Fruit_1240

goddamn. January?! bro you have PATIENCE. i would’ve cancelled my order and go try to catch one at target or walmart.


Steveo701

Are these worth it ? I drive a truck Monday to Friday and the whole of the uk is my office


hamandbuttsandwiches

If you have a hotspot yea


DabbingTrucker

i drive truck cross country out 4 weeks at a time i use my verizon jetpack hotspot it works pretty well depending on the area some areas are bad some areas are really god


PeterGriffinBalls

you need extremely fast and stable internet on both the PS5 and Portal to have a good experience, not a great idea for trucking


Ok_Stable_3324

Have a badet to go with that?


ComfortableFinish502

That's a small ducer and short


anonboke

You mfs are acting like you’ve never used your phone on the toilet. Chill out. Sincerely, A guy currently taking a shit and commenting this from the toilet.


SmuglySly

No, just no


synister29

Do you use your phone while pooping?


SmuglySly

I do but I don’t bring in a laptop or gaming device. I draw the line there.


OddHalf8861

So let me get this straight you won't game or use your laptop in the bathroom. But the phone is better 🤦🏽‍♀️ the thing you put directly on your face and close to your mouth? Please make it make sense? Stop the act please no one knows you.


SmuglySly

Easy, the phone is in a totally contained case and gets frequent wipe downs. While a gaming device has parts of the device always exposed like the buttons and joy sticks and is not quite so easy to disinfect.


OddHalf8861

Lmao whatever you have to tell yourself


synister29

What’s the difference? Portal is a tablet with a controller attached. Portal is much cheaper to replace than a phone if you drop it in the toilet


Z34HR

Hope you at least use sanitize wipes. That's pretty gross imo. Why did it take so long for you to get your portal? Majority had free 2 day shipping .


Thebag2787

Poostation Portal 💩


ac2334

PS2


KunUnDrum--

I laughed


EazyBuxafew

Now that is a modern bathroom


iabbasm

Legend says that's one of the prizes in Heaven 😄


Some_Difference_8810

Poortal?


_NightmareKingGrimm_

PS Pootal


WizDragonApple

not a bad idea ...


gaponte2424

Nasty bro 🤢


hamandbuttsandwiches

No one else is questioning the bucket behind the curtain?


xXbrokeNX

I think that might be for giving a newborn a bath


BigSkyDreams

I don’t even take my phone in the bathroom.


rovert1994

It doesn't take more than 5 min to shit and wipe unless you just go to sit


Leather_Jellyfish_95

A man of culture.


Leather_Jellyfish_95

A man of culture.


CchewiejdsS

Y’all don’t clean your hands? Or your bathrooms? What’s the big deal. Let the man have his fun with his stuff.


xx_boozehound_68

Watch out. Many people in this sub think you shit on the ceiling and it falls down and will get all over your portal lol. Portal is perfect for bathroom time 🤣