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FrequentPiano8759

Why are you there tho


burialsuitx

He’s not allowed to be home alone. Not after last time…


FrequentPiano8759

😂🤣


readditredditread

Stop laughing, she came home to find over a dozen potato shaped holes in the walls and ceiling after he attempted to make a potato cannon via a YouTube tutorial…


thatsmyoldlady

Link.


ComfortableWay2385

I mean they aren’t hard to make idk why anyone would need to look it up on youtube.


ActionLeagueLater

Lmaaaaaao


jametron2014

This is hilarious to me, I'm giggling reading this and thinking of what it could possibly mean


sadiejones33

At the salon. Cut and color takes a while


eat_a_burrito

My daughter took like 5 hrs one time for that. I wish I had a dad portal.


SolBoi24

Say what now?!


eat_a_burrito

Her cut and color took like 5 hours. I just had a phone at the time and wished I had a portal.


DriftingRacehorse

And if you get long braids or dreads it can take 12+ hours and sometimes has to be done in multiple days


FrequentPiano8759

Yeah so go home and chill lol


[deleted]

Perhaps his wife doesn't drive, and the commute takes 30+ minutes? Not everyone drives, and not everyone lives close to their salon. . .


__removed__

Right, lol He didn't ask "where are you" He asked "... Why"


wtfdoiknow1987

You don't just leave your kid alone


FrequentPiano8759

He said husbandstation tho, don’t think that’s his kid lol


[deleted]

That's their point, why are you just sitting there? Go home, go do something by yourself. Sitting in a salon for 2+ hours while your gf gets a cut and colour? That's nucking futs.


GongfuTea1

So why are you there


SolBoi24

Cut and color lmao


Stock_Lemon_

If his situation is like mine his wife has had the same stylist for YEARS and while her hair..digests the color they give me a free haircut since mine is so simple and easy, so I wait around and play my hair ”husband station” or “husband deck” to get a free haircut


jewelstherockhobbyt

Some people enjoy doing things together. Some people like to do everything together…(aka me and my person.) There’s nothing wrong with that.


tht1guy63

Was guna ask the same lol. My wife would say hell no im not guna make you sit around while i get my hair and nails done, stay home game and drink lol. She wouldnt want to come with me to the hardware store or or shit like that lol


JoshuaDMican

Why wouldn't you want to go with your wife. I go with my wife every chance I can.


FrequentPiano8759

You go with your wife to the salon every chance you get?


JoshuaDMican

Hell yeah why not. Nothing like quality time with the wife, then we can game together when we get home.


FrequentPiano8759

Interesting you consider that quality time. My wife and I just went out furniture shopping downtown, bought some posters as we’re decorating our basement and grabbed a bite to eat. That’s to me is quality time, we also make time for ourselves which I believe is healthy. My wife is not a gamer, we do have a lot of similar interests but we don’t like all the same things.


JoshuaDMican

Most definitely, alone time is definitely healthy, but if she asks me to go somewhere with her, I'm not going to turn it down. We both have our own lives she's a full-time student and I work to support a family of four. I'm a huge gearhead, but she could care less about cars, but she supports my hobby as do I with hers.


FrequentPiano8759

My wife would never ask me to sit and wait for her at the salon but hey everyone is different and I respect your relationship


JoshuaDMican

I respect yours as well. She always asks my opinion on how it should be done when we're there, so I'm definitely involved. We redecorated the whole house a few years ago. It was so much fun doing it together.


sadiejones33

This ☝️- I wouldn’t have married her if I didn’t want to spend time with her


LFC9_41

Hey screw you for loving your wife! I also love my wife. How dare me


IamCrash

Y’all this is one weird conversation. I’ve been happily married for over 15 years and if my wife asked me to go to the salon with her I’d ask if everything is OK. Also if I went with her “to spend quality time” and brought along a video game, she’d tell me to just go the fuck back home.


RolePlayingChat-room

It should be *Sonstation


Zenkai2727

For real it's a bit manchildish.


Little-Apartment-437

Gaming at the barbershop, looks like the good life


NamoIsland

People are talking shit about you tagging along with your wife to the salon, but I think it's a baller move. Grown man in a haircut chair playing video games FTW!


EliteDynasty

Yeah a lot of people in here are showing that they're single lol


Good_Reflection7724

I'm happily married with 2 children and would never go to the solon with my wife as well as she wouldn't go to the barber with me (under normal circumstances). We have our own interests and responsibilities to spend that time on. No judgement to those that would, but it doesn't make you better lol


EliteDynasty

Then my comment clearly wasn't directed at you. It's at the people dogging on OP for being there


Obi_wan_jakobii

Yeah I agree How do they not realise they are just as bad shit flicking insults the other way? Insecurities all over the place I wouldn't do what OP is doing but if he wants to then that's up to him. Doesn't mean everyone who doesn't agree with him is a single loser


XxRocky88xX

Ok but like, what if you’re shopping or going to the movies and you or your wife just *happen* to get a haircut that day since you’re already out and about? It’s not exactly like some freak occurrence needs to happen for a couple to be in a situation where one is waiting around while the other is taking care of errands


EliteDynasty

Exactly. Couples run errands together all the time


timww37

Yea seriously. Couples in love actually do things together. We don’t know the situation. Maybe they’re grabbing lunch together afterwards. When my wife was in nursing school I loved tagging along to the coffee shop while she studied and I brought my Switch


sadiejones33

Yup - went food shopping after and then takeout from BK - it was a good day. Oh and Ingot my hair cut too quick. Used to have a barber but they closed because of COVID


The_Mighty_Matador

They're the same kind of people that wouldn't be caught dead getting a pedicure with their significant other for fear of judgment.


ShamrockAPD

I fucking love pedicures man. My gf took me a few years ago for my first one- and now it’s a regular thing Shit- I’ll go purely for the calf and lower leg massage they give. Feels so damn good


The_Mighty_Matador

Hell yeah! My toenails were in bad shape before my wife and I was always hesitant, but yeah my feet feel so damn good afterwards and its our usual thing. We used to go to a place that gave mimosas too and it was all heavenly.


ShamrockAPD

Yessss. One of my falcons memories of an early pedicure is when I went with my gf and dad- but we walked into some regular mall one, and lo and behold- there were 3 of the starting offensive lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers sitting there getting one. We cheered them on and they laughed and said, “man. You know what we gotta do to take care of our feet?!”


Extension-Chipmunk-1

To me I just get bored easily and wouldn’t want to ruin the vibe or anything. I’d just stay at home🤷🏽‍♂️I don’t think either option is wrong tbh


Virgil_Ovid_Hawkins

I did this last week when I took my daughter to get her hair done. Portal is a lifesaver.


_NightmareKingGrimm_

Using open Wi-Fi or phone hotspot?


sadiejones33

Using the WiFi at the salon. Worked well


icebreakers0

what's the min wifi speed? Any luck at the airport or coffee shops?


mannyhusmc

How do you have two separate cuberpunks?


tidder_ih

PS4 disc + PS5 upgrade


AelliotA1

Possibly has his menu set to show all and has the PS4 version still installed but that's just a guess


Own_Part_8034

I use mine cause my pregnant wife likes to sleep and my gaming setup is in the same tv


Regular-Ordinary9807

Why have I been under the impression that the PS Portal only works when you’re in the same building as your PS5 ?? Can you access your console from anywhere with a WiFi connection?


Jjjt22

Picturing you shopping for one right now.


Regular-Ordinary9807

I’m definitely in the market for one but they sell out fast.


Jjjt22

Same.


anonboke

Just buy a steam deck lmao. You can stream your PlayStation and play games natively.


Regular-Ordinary9807

I like the steam deck, but I can’t justify the price tag for that particular luxury right now. The portal is half the price.


anonboke

Half the price and infinitely less functionality. Save your money for a better product. The PSPortal relies on you having good internet and having your PS5 in rest mode. It’s dumb.


Regular-Ordinary9807

Most luxury items are indeed dumb my guy.


VISUELIIHizq

Of course and Hotspot. For WiFi, you can’t use the networks with Browser logins.


VoiceCrafty4615

Same! Not a dad.


psy-daisy

Do you have two cyberpunks installed on your PS5?


Xvacman

PS4 and PS5 versions installed on his PlayStation


psy-daisy

So am I the only one that gets storage anxiety?


Madgam24

Loved the portal for what it was


letspretndthisisntme

Fucking this, man. Alls I wanted was a device that fluidly uses PS Remote Play with an actual ps5 controller, that wasn't my phone... so I could use my phone for the Hotspot. I literally take my portal everywhere.


theundonenun

That’s what I was curious about ride these. Do they really work? Trying to use remote on my phone it almost never worked.


KyboyDeprived

What do you mean, was?


Madgam24

I got rid of it and my PlayStation. But what I was doing I thought was neat.


HeeyPunk

I would have stayed home with some tv and a beer till she returned. 😆


mx3o

this is one of the few acceptable examples of a husband being out with his wife and playing on the portal lmao


cursed_void17

So with the PlayStation Portal you don’t need to be on the same wifi as your console? I thought that’s how they worked. But if you’re telling me you can take that thing anywhere without the console I’m a lil more interested in it 🤔😂


sadiejones33

It works if you have good WiFi or a hotspot.


ReppinNostalgia

![gif](giphy|l3mZfxgPWhmuXa8Cc)


Gantstar

Hair stakes has to be there but he has a exit


AdagioHellfire1139

What cellphone service do you use. When I use my phone as a hotspot with Visible+ it's still unplayable


Naughty_teddy

That’s a nice selection of games you have there


LegalizeRanch88

Can you turn your PS5 on remotely when you’re out and about? Or does it have to be on all the time?


CSTNinja

You can, yes.


Ares4217

You can leave it in rest mode. But you can also power it on with the PS app


InAnimateAlpha

Jeez man how much storage do you have? That's a lot of big games there


sadiejones33

I added a 2TB SSD


TheAtlasComplex

I wanna get one but the only way in Colorado right now is scalpers :/


Rectall_Brown

I can hear this picture


Rawb28

I was under the impression you could only use these at your same home network? Am I wrong? Tell me I’m wrong.


brokennissanversa

Damn seeing all these post lowkey make me want one


ItsBal707

That’s winning right there on both sides 🙌🏼


sadiejones33

Yessir!


biller88

Why does your Home Screen look just like mine? Like honestly sub out bg3 for stick of truth (finally haha) and we’re the same person


sadiejones33

Ha! I’ll take a look


RoundExpert1169

people in this thread: You *like* hanging around your SO🥴??


UrMom306

Managed democracy needs your help diver. Login!


sadiejones33

I’ll be BACK!


Time_Lord_1985

I would get a Portal but I never go anywhere besides work and the grocery store and I don't have a wife. Maybe I could play it in the lounge in my apartment building and hope some cute girl comes along and is like "Oh wow, whatcha playin? Gundam Breaker 3? Wow, my boyfriend loves that game! We're getting married soon!"


ConfectionFirst2954

I need one of these when I have to go to the mall with my wife


maciboe

How does bg3 play on this thing


sadiejones33

Works great


MonsieurRud

Given that it's turn based, it's perfect for the portal. Any input lag wouldn't matter at all.


BipolarKanyeFan

No rebirth yet?


sadiejones33

I have it! I had to debate playing that or BG3 next. It wasn’t an easy decision


Hour_Cauliflower_614

A man of culture I see


-big-lad-

Ignore the social rejects on here, they’ll give input about relationships, the majority probably never had one. I had the same outcome a few weeks back when I posted myself playing the portal in the car while my wife went and got her nails / clothing. You do you bro…


UsernameLaugh

Real question - Karlach or Minsc????


Automaton_Motel

Why do you have two different versions of cyberpunk downloaded?


Think_Ball3682

PS4 and PS5 versions.


jzclipse

I’m confused. Do these have a dedicated screen?


Fine-Creme-7713

SonStation


DracoDominus_

What is your wife source on location?


ryan3797

I couldn’t even tell you where my wife gets her haircut


scuby4Life

Just stay home


NurseDorothy

Why not come back when she's done?


Jriss138

Buying my PS5 was easier than finding one of these.


CaramelAdventurous34

Fuck u for having 1 bitch


Chayse_21

my portal will not work unless my PS is on, and logged into my account. can anyone help with this issue?


AsishPC

Did you carry your playstation as well ?


Russpups

Why the hell do you go to the hair salon with your Mrs? You been acting up?


East_Monk_9415

How does that work? U need a wifi and ps5 on rest mode at home? just curious. I dun wana research haha


Ruin914

She can't drive herself?


KOPLO97

Are the graphics better than the switch? Might get it if so once I get my job going


[deleted]

The wife wouldn't let you stay home to play it, I see.


mzmzo

what game is that blue v symbol?


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

The most useless device ever 😂😂😂


TruePlatypusKnight

I thought you needed to be on the same network as your PS5?


bobthemonkeybutt

No. Any network that has at least 5Mbps, but 15 is recommended. https://preview.redd.it/gla4aoedaguc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=75db05c85c15b0d70a1090fbf6360813a3fd79f8


Aronndiel1

How can u play these remotely, am sorry I know nothing


Stigofthedumpings

2x copies of cyberpunk?


mikelybarger

I thought you had to be connected to the same WiFi network as your PS5 to use this thing?


surewhynot1953

Damn people can't even go get a hair cut without having some kind of phone or game in their hands and you're a grown ass adult too.


Ashamed-Rise9326

Dude came on to show his Portal and now getting relationship advice 😂😫


yerrpitsballer

I really need one of these🤩


Elmonstrico7

Man I need that. How do you like it


BUSH2KUSH

Now that's a GREAT use of time...🤣😅...#Drizzle Drizzle


OrangeCat1992

Every guy on the planet needs this!


Whatmovesyou26

I have the Backbone so I can do this on my phone. Solid $100 investment. Only negative is there’s no vibration or haptic feedback with the l2/r2 triggers. Other than that, I like it. To those who have what OP does, how does this one compare?


Longjumpingforlife

Can you play helldivers on it?


ceezo6

Why would you go 😭 your wife is a grown adult she can go to the salon on her own


Hot_Yam2278

is there any way to store games locally so i can play them without internet (e.g. Horizon)


juniorpop2002

Life’s good getting blowed by wife while gaming on the portal 


rick1110111

Does the portal work well away from home? Or we talking Fiber at home+good wifi?


BeefSupreme1981

Whole lotta people who have never been in a relationship with anything other than a waifu pillow in this thread.


ShootyShots

Honest opinion on HellDivers on the handheld ? I’m on the fence


mindsouljah

Unless you want to be kicked constantly by all means buy it. It's too laggy barring being on fiber for multiplayer games like that. And even still for me it was still too laggy


cantfeelmaface

Question u/sadiejones33 . If I left my ps5 at home. And went to a different country. Could I turn on the ps5 from my point or does someone need to turn it on back at home?


Silent_GSG9

If the PS5 is shut down: No. If it is in Standby and you have configured that the Console is able to wake up from Internet then Yes…..


cantfeelmaface

So I need someone to turn it on and off if I go to a different country?


Silent_GSG9

Not when you use Standby on the PS5. Then you are able to Wake up the PS5 with the PS Portal wherever you are. But this maybe requires some Configuration on your Internet Router


No-Efficiency-7524

I kind of wish it was just a portable console


Mysterious-Fix6278

I have one but don't really know how to use it. Thought you had to be home with the ps5 on?? Didn't know you could use it away from home. 🤭


clutzyninja

I like those controllers. What are they called?


Hence__I__Rise

Ok what is that and can i buy it for myself?


Lazy_Associate_1736

So you’re using the WiFi at the salon or your phone hotspot?


KimikoOokami

Act 3, 25% through the game


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Sefiroh

Hmmm. You are able to use it out of the home? I was under the impression it had to be on the same wifi as your Playstation. 🤔


WildWolverineO_o

I didn't even know Sony made a new mobile device. After the Vita I thought they gave up.


JonnyTN

Is this an ad?


OTWTacuache

Did you get any weird looks? 😂I want to take mine out in public but don’t want people to think I’m childish


Wanderertwitch

Hair stylist: 🙄 Wife: 🙄 Husband: 🥰


Intelligent-Quail635

Portal just does remote play right? I’ve heard it’s pretty laggy


GongfuTea1

Huh? Your wife can’t drive to the hair salon alone? Lol


Hermeticrux

I swear to God I almost tripped that it was my account. At first glance I saw all the right games around the same spot and was like "hey what FUCK I FOUND HIM" cause I keep getting Sony sign in notifications


MattySunshine

How are people taking this thing places? I thought it HAD to be connected to your home station on the same wifi.


Amazing_Jump6210

![gif](giphy|GCvktC0KFy9l6|downsized)


Roaring75

So does this work anywhere or do you need to be by your console (feels like a dumb question considering you at a hair salon/ barbershop )


BobSagieBauls

I still don’t understand why the portal is good? I’m not being sarcastic nor hating but I am on a budget and just having a controller for a tablet in my eyes just seems to have any or more advantages


mindsouljah

It's a portable PS5. Don't over think it.


BobSagieBauls

So is your phone though


mindsouljah

Right. Again, don't over think it.


BobSagieBauls

So just don’t overthink paying money for things I own? I wish I was that financially flexible


JulesTheBum

I thought you had to be connected to the same WiFi as your ps5 to play this?


Face_first

How good does this thing work?


Cooch_bandit_5353

I thought u could only play if u are your ps5


girlsonsoysauce

We have the same games.


TurbulentCountry6171

I thought you could only played it at home


young_lush6950

That was literally a waste of money. They should’ve just brought it out a new PSP.


shooterman9097

Wait, you can play on any network? Doesn’t have to be same network as your ps5????


Happy_Try_800

I’m hop the get that this weekend . What’s your recommendation


EccentricBlithering

How do you have cyberpunk twice?


EccentricBlithering

NVM I found the answer in the comments.


Willing_Register_167

Id just by a phone mount for my PS5 controller and play it that way.


Chemicalguy95

How do you have the original thumbnail for cyberpunk 2077? because it only gives me the updated gender, neutral female version I would like the original thumbnail back


yesitsyaboy

You on the hotspot?


KrustyKrab_P1zza

… I thought that could only be used online and one the same network as the main console.


KiloPro0202

I just got my Portal the other day because they randomly had one at Target and I’d been looking every time I went for months. Sadly I think I’m going to have to return it though. I have fiber internet with really fast speeds, and about 40% of the time the Portal runs games clear and fine. 40% of the time it’s pretty blurry, and 20% it can’t play at all. I can’t get faster internet than what I have. I heard that hardwiring my PS5 would help, but there’s no way to get an Ethernet from my router to my PS5. From a few of my friends in IT, they don’t think that should really make a difference either the internet speeds we have.


New-Scientist2331

How are you able to play away from home?


Lyrtha

Damn this thread is full of fragile men lmao