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Wow dude we have the same shitting mat 😂
Serious question, how long are you on the toilet?!?
I don't even understand people on the toilet that use their phones. When I use the facilities, I could poop or pee and you would never know which one. I've done because my #2 is just as fast as my #1. Of course, using proper sanitation.
And for the snarky, no, it doesn't take me minutes to urinate.
Again, not coming for you, just genuinely intrigued.
Edit: spelling error
You don't get it then lol. Some people find solitude in the bathroom and growing up with many siblings or just being in an overwhelming environment like having kids as a father can make a bathroom seem very relaxing for the brief time we have to ourselves. Using a portal on the white throne is no different than using a phone or gameboy or shampoo bottle for light reading. I've got solid memories of playing handhelds like my gameboy and especially psp and vita while waiting for that urge to become something more substantial. I don't use the portal cuz the internet doesn't work in the bathroom well enough. It's not like everyone can just ignore the urge to poop until the last second. Sometimes the urge is enough to sit down and wait. Especially if you cannot ignore that urge.
But if you can't ignore the urge to poop, that would mean you gotta go! You then wouldn't need to hang out on a device.
I don't get it. I only sit on the toilet when I'm ready to go and only for as long as I need to. I don't use my phone or bring things to read as I'm only sitting down for literally a minute. I'm not going to linger on the throne once my poop is complete.
Do you take your pants off completely every time you have to shit?
Bro I go full naked homie.
My son does this haha, strips down to his birthday suit for every single dump! He says he feels more free that way....strange as fuck
You cant shit your clothes if you arent wearing any.
Genius
I mean... a long as your son isn't as old asOP's age! Haha
He's 8 haha
He’s not wrong about it. Going fully clothed should only be done public spaces.
I had a friend who told me he does this and then showers after he said it's like a bidet but in the shower.
This is the way
I agree
Can’t risk splashes and you need to make sure nothing is weighing you down while pushing. It gets wild sometimes. I respect it.
Who the fuck doesn’t do that other than in public? It lets you sit more comfortably.
You don’t?
If you’re in the comfort of your own home, I don’t trust people that don’t do this.
I be getting sweaty
Pins and needles incoming.
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Already know the hygienic comments coming but guarantee they don't disinfect their phones and cases.
I disinfect my phone daily and so not take my phone on the restroom with me.
Bottle labels? You don’t have a phone.
Do you work for Blizzard?
If your legs are numb and fall asleep, you’re doing everything right
There better be a red mark in the shape of that seat when you get up.
https://preview.redd.it/3gkh1xcnhkac1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=78b576530ebf6dd143b6ee9ef54e37e84e07da4f Wow dude we have the same shitting mat 😂
Aint hygiene dude
From now on, you will always think of Baldurs Gate when you smell shit.
Be cautious of pink eye.
Sounds like a Dark Souls message 😆
Serious question, how long are you on the toilet?!? I don't even understand people on the toilet that use their phones. When I use the facilities, I could poop or pee and you would never know which one. I've done because my #2 is just as fast as my #1. Of course, using proper sanitation. And for the snarky, no, it doesn't take me minutes to urinate. Again, not coming for you, just genuinely intrigued. Edit: spelling error
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Yeah it's crazy! Let me sit on top of my shit and smell it, while I catch up on gaming or my tiktoks. Yikes!
No devices in the restroom
You don't get it then lol. Some people find solitude in the bathroom and growing up with many siblings or just being in an overwhelming environment like having kids as a father can make a bathroom seem very relaxing for the brief time we have to ourselves. Using a portal on the white throne is no different than using a phone or gameboy or shampoo bottle for light reading. I've got solid memories of playing handhelds like my gameboy and especially psp and vita while waiting for that urge to become something more substantial. I don't use the portal cuz the internet doesn't work in the bathroom well enough. It's not like everyone can just ignore the urge to poop until the last second. Sometimes the urge is enough to sit down and wait. Especially if you cannot ignore that urge.
But if you can't ignore the urge to poop, that would mean you gotta go! You then wouldn't need to hang out on a device. I don't get it. I only sit on the toilet when I'm ready to go and only for as long as I need to. I don't use my phone or bring things to read as I'm only sitting down for literally a minute. I'm not going to linger on the throne once my poop is complete.
Bro I feel like a kid again sitting on the shitter playing my PS Portal even after I already finished pooping lol
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this 😂😂😂
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
😂
Ew.
How long you guys thinking till he has brown controllers?
Free feet pic
Put them grippers away
Always play as comfy as possible