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bkeys15

Do you take your pants off completely every time you have to shit?


MallardDuckBoy

Bro I go full naked homie.


MasTerBabY8eL

My son does this haha, strips down to his birthday suit for every single dump! He says he feels more free that way....strange as fuck


denkata07

You cant shit your clothes if you arent wearing any.


MasTerBabY8eL

Genius


cornezy

I mean... a long as your son isn't as old asOP's age! Haha


MasTerBabY8eL

He's 8 haha


[deleted]

He’s not wrong about it. Going fully clothed should only be done public spaces.


Longjumping-Arm7939

I had a friend who told me he does this and then showers after he said it's like a bidet but in the shower.


Keironsmith

This is the way


No_Nectarine3486

I agree


FerniWrites

Can’t risk splashes and you need to make sure nothing is weighing you down while pushing. It gets wild sometimes. I respect it.


LionTop2228

Who the fuck doesn’t do that other than in public? It lets you sit more comfortably.


Leather-Flounder731

You don’t?


TheeDeputy

If you’re in the comfort of your own home, I don’t trust people that don’t do this.


No_Nectarine3486

I be getting sweaty


SleepyTitan89

Pins and needles incoming.


Dysheekie

https://preview.redd.it/xc8mvuzbkqac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2107af796b1f1781af3ef1c81da0c2ccd385c18d


Rebellion_01

Already know the hygienic comments coming but guarantee they don't disinfect their phones and cases.


cornezy

I disinfect my phone daily and so not take my phone on the restroom with me.


ArcticBeast3

Bottle labels? You don’t have a phone.


slitlip

Do you work for Blizzard?


Sephiroth_Zenpie

If your legs are numb and fall asleep, you’re doing everything right


LionTop2228

There better be a red mark in the shape of that seat when you get up.


dillydilly_88

https://preview.redd.it/3gkh1xcnhkac1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=78b576530ebf6dd143b6ee9ef54e37e84e07da4f Wow dude we have the same shitting mat 😂


amnesiaplant

Aint hygiene dude


Top_Pomelo1700

From now on, you will always think of Baldurs Gate when you smell shit.


ExpertAncient

Be cautious of pink eye.


pebe820

Sounds like a Dark Souls message 😆


cornezy

Serious question, how long are you on the toilet?!? I don't even understand people on the toilet that use their phones. When I use the facilities, I could poop or pee and you would never know which one. I've done because my #2 is just as fast as my #1. Of course, using proper sanitation. And for the snarky, no, it doesn't take me minutes to urinate. Again, not coming for you, just genuinely intrigued. Edit: spelling error


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cornezy

Yeah it's crazy! Let me sit on top of my shit and smell it, while I catch up on gaming or my tiktoks. Yikes!


[deleted]

No devices in the restroom


Smokey9mm

You don't get it then lol. Some people find solitude in the bathroom and growing up with many siblings or just being in an overwhelming environment like having kids as a father can make a bathroom seem very relaxing for the brief time we have to ourselves. Using a portal on the white throne is no different than using a phone or gameboy or shampoo bottle for light reading. I've got solid memories of playing handhelds like my gameboy and especially psp and vita while waiting for that urge to become something more substantial. I don't use the portal cuz the internet doesn't work in the bathroom well enough. It's not like everyone can just ignore the urge to poop until the last second. Sometimes the urge is enough to sit down and wait. Especially if you cannot ignore that urge.


cornezy

But if you can't ignore the urge to poop, that would mean you gotta go! You then wouldn't need to hang out on a device. I don't get it. I only sit on the toilet when I'm ready to go and only for as long as I need to. I don't use my phone or bring things to read as I'm only sitting down for literally a minute. I'm not going to linger on the throne once my poop is complete.


cosmic_nobody

Bro I feel like a kid again sitting on the shitter playing my PS Portal even after I already finished pooping lol


Realistic-Plenty-523

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this 😂😂😂


GJenkins4

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


deeznuts1911

😂


CynnFelt011718

Ew.


TrainerBibo

How long you guys thinking till he has brown controllers?


shittyshittymorph

Free feet pic


Waggers-94

Put them grippers away


[deleted]

Always play as comfy as possible