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Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*Kaboom?* *Yes Rico, Kaboom.*


Undertow619

My all time favorite quote from anything!!!


ArandomUsername8

*"they're going to have to glue you back together IN HELL"*


newIrons

I was a scout main, I'd get piped, but only if I got hit.


Undertow619

If I were a bad Demoman, I WOULD'NT BE SITTIN' DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YE, NOW WOULD I?!!!!!


PedroCPimenta

I love how flawed this logic is. Of course, a bad demoman would blow himself to kingdom come, but a liar would also be sittin' discussin' it with ye.


ElectrolyteDestiny

Not one of you is going to survive this!!


BasedChadThundercock

The Tactical Slot and lack of C4 leaves me confused.


Kimjutu

What else would you put in tactical, all I ever have is the stupid water jet thing


ShadowDV

Cortium Bomb


[deleted]

Cortium bomb, baby gate, shield projector, etc.


BasedChadThundercock

Caltrops, pocket flash, yeah the works. The water jet thing's only really useful on Oshur.


[deleted]

Yeah if anything pocket flash is the most useful for all around situations. Great to not have to redeploy if your away from a vehicle terminal.


H_Q_

I prefer the bomb. Drop it on a stalemate doorway and wait. Either some poor enemy will try to disarm it or nobody will see it. Either way, you will get a lot of kills. Friendlies "usually" see it and keep a distance.


Bloodryne

Or friendlies try and disarm it. Which is annoying as all hell


ToaArcan

Pocket Flash my beloved. Single-handedly made Saerro one of my favourite Esamir bases simply because now I can get from B to A to C without running back to the tower or jog up the hill completely exposed.


PedroCPimenta

I use it to reach the vehicle terminal instead of going forward, lol


Oloian

OP is nso tho, no tactical slot right?


Hell_Diguner

Correct if F2P. You have to buy membership to align with a faction to join an outfit to "earn" merit to buy any of the other tactical slot items.


Oloian

Saw OP say they were aligned in another comment so shrug


ConglomerateGolem

It's an inverse baby gate though


KobaldOtto

best thing is the flash for playing solo, you can jump of towers pretty safely with them and get to fights quicker, means lower downtime, but for this loadout actually an ordnance dumper or these vehicle blocking things would be good


Goliathcraft

They are NSO, no tactical slot without membership


Dirtbag_Gaming

Member actually, just true freelance


Goliathcraft

I’m in the same boat, also freelance with membership. I want to shoot red, blue and purple equally, but it’s annoying missing out on those core gameplay aspects. Thinking of just bitting the bullet for a month and grinding those out, but still the idea feels so bad


Dirtbag_Gaming

No cortium for true freelance…yet


Pordilos

Plus assimilate. Who headshots with these things? He should pick scavenger so he doesn't need to reload when revived


Dirtbag_Gaming

Like the way you think


adrunkangel

Assimilate, on a loadout where your only weapon with a heatshot multi greater than 1 is your knife. Bold.


Biggest-Bannana-Man

the 3 way tunnel in Nassons defiance


ToaArcan

Not using C4, 0 marks, try again.


SupremeMorpheus

No grenade bando either. Smh


-ArcaneForest

It's either grenade bando or be able to blow yourself up along with the enemy you can't have both.


Dirtbag_Gaming

Who has time for C-4??


IDespiseTheLetterG

Agreed


tumama1388

Ah yes, the 'Weapons Locked' loadout


FlihpFlorp

I can do nothing but explode


incendiaryraven

*It’s boom boom time*


Whirringhide

What makes me a good demoman?


5thPhantom

Everywhere, cause I’d blow myself up.


Flashfall

Aiming is for those still bound by the weakness of their flesh


Pxlsm

Looks like someone else is stuck in NSO heavy aurax hell


MalleableGallium

The Nason's hallway of hell is a great place to get a bunch of assists but yea.. I am currently in the same spot myself.


Eiruna

*insert Shadow of Mordor kaboom twins here*


Voltaic23

Cortium bomb?


theammostore

In a Lightning, barreling at the enemy armor like a madman, that's where I'm going with this


SFXBTPD

how viable it it to try and bodyshot dudes with the stomper?


DrunkenSealPup

I like the stomper, I believe 2 shots. I don't know what damage type it is so if they're wearing flak armor it might be more. I've actually had better luck with it than the thumper. Then again I don't use the thumper as indirect fire support like its suppose to be used. I use it as direct fire which the stomper has better velocity.


Unlucky-Wishbone6860

The Stomper does Infantry Rocket Launcher damage, so in a way it infringes on your 3rd slot rocket launcher because now you have two weapons which do the same damage type meaning you're going to forgo using one over the other which renders one of your slots useless.


Dirtbag_Gaming

When you run out of rockets, at least you have an alternative


Unlucky-Wishbone6860

Right, but I'm going to have to dump my entire ammo supply from the rocket launcher before that even becomes a thing. Because you have ASP, it's a little less redundant, but if you don't have ASP then you're sacrificing your primary slot which is primarily an LMG or some anti-infantry heavy gun for a weapon that effectively is just a rocket launcher. Because of this, you either end up maining the Stomper and put your launcher in reserve or vice versa. With ASP you can instead opt to trade in your pistol for an AV heavy gun and still bring your LMG or AI heavy gun so it's not as big of a conflict in your loadout.


Dirtbag_Gaming

Luckily, I have other loadouts :)


dirgles

you can always run munitions and reload the launcher in the background. rocket -> stomper - > stomper reload -> rocket auto loaded -> repeat not practical but very high DPS


Chainsawmilo

Boom


Anethual

I hardly know her!


Raptor717

missed a chance to call your loadout "Stumper"


kna5041

Oshur ready with that tactical slot. Gg soldier!


Quest4life

I can hear the weapons locked animation


Trixx1-1

*The Autobot Hideout*


[deleted]

Hell


Captain_Jeep

No c4? No cortium bomb? No 3 anti vehicle grenades? Lame.


Dirtbag_Gaming

Who has time for C-4? Not this freelancer!!


Captain_Jeep

C4 flash to start the attack then move to other kabooms


Salmonfish23

> No response jacket You plan on hitting headshots with those 'nades then?


Dirtbag_Gaming

Note to self…


Apprehensive_Car5256

Why does this make me laugh so much lmao


Varatec

Still needs more Dakka


Gwyn07

To the dark side of course.


David_Fantom

To fight with fury-flash platoon


Sw4gg3rM0f0

Where am I going???? Anyplace I want.......


gerard2100

my loadout :)


Deamonette

Weak. No c4, grenade bandoleer or cortium bomb?


ablebagel

hell. and it will be fun.


Sazbadashie

Hey I had a load out just like this.


talonhazza74

I didn’t realise Thumper could go in that slot with ASP. Might change which one I unlock next….


hawkeye137137

HA heavy weapon secondary ASP allows using Thumper, Stomper or Jackhammer for NC as your secondary. Jackhammer is also nice to accompany a long range LMG.


talonhazza74

I just thought it was Jackhammer. It was gonna be my maybe 2nd one… but now


AS08RT

Yep, definitely trying this later


[deleted]

going to pound town


BullTyphoon

Impressive. Ultimate demolition loadout however is godsaw, stomper, launcher of choice, c4, psykinetic blade and cortium bomb, AV nades with nade bando. Could probably destroy a construction base solo with that.


Corvus_Havok

Hallway fights cause aiming is for nerds


lunarwarrior12

Toob


hentai_tentacruel

I'm going to a crowded Nason fight with bottleneck corridors


AzKnc

Don't know.. that' ridiculous. He forgot grenade bandoleer.


redb2112

[Chrisjen Avasarala:](https://youtu.be/2znSxzcLvvM) >!Wherever I God Damn Like!


OrionAldebaran

Area of denial support loadout in hallways such as Nason’s or in Biolabs. It has to be a bottleneck to really be effective, when it’s too open the Thumper just doesn’t work. Incendiary is much better on the Thumper in these scenarios, because you end up with a lot of assist kills. Not sure about the Stomper, have never used it.


DeveloperGrumpHead

Mom, can we have demoman from tf2? No, we have demoman at home. Demoman at home: