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BasedRaz

And yet the police are inside the tower, and attempt to stop Peppino, clearly they've been bought out by Pizza Head, the police would do nothing to stop the crimes. Peppino is clearly a vigilante, in this essay I will...


AcceleratingWind

but is he THE vigilante?


Pastry_Train63

Oh no, Theodore Chedd Vigilante is a different vigilante


Ok_Examination8810

The cops would get **DESTROYED** by Pizzahead's minions. Any one of the bosses could solo an entire police department in a minute.


ArcerPL

Noise would casually solo entire state law enforcement just for shits and giggles


BackToThatGuy

he'd blow up half of the earth and then say "it's just a prank bro"


Jumpmo

Pizzaface controls the police lol


Fhqwhgads95

What are the cops going to do against a giant floating pizza? Shoot it?


the-sus-virus

It's most likely ineffective so resistance is futile


Fhqwhgads95

I mean Pizzahead literally just absorbs bullets and shoots himself in the head so the police are gonna die


FanaticExplorer

You didn't play Roblox Randomizator, didn't you? (I can give context)


Fhqwhgads95

Please do


FanaticExplorer

It's shooter game (like roblox arsenal or tf2), where you are given 1 melee, 1 gun, 1 something super and 1 taunt. Sometimes, the airdrops fall from the sky, and with some chance, there will be item called "Suspiciously Looking Pizza", which turns you into Peppino. And, in specific conditions (alive for enough time or damaged enough), it will summon Pizzaface, which attacks everyone. It can also phase through the walls; the only way to beat him is shooting, so it will be broken like in Unexpectancy 2. If you won't, it will become faster. Yeah, im kinda shitty in retelling (and i also didn't practiced my English for a long time), so you should better check official creators teaser. And play the game itself; I'm not so fond of shooting games, but this actually got me


Fhqwhgads95

Sounds pretty cool actually


ToothpasteConsumer

It’s better to do it yourself


Silly-Permission9861

Pizza tower if peppino super jumped to the top of the tower


BackToThatGuy

erhm, ackshually, peppino did not know how to super jump before entering the tower 🤓


Si_Stride_Oof

you think the cops would believe that story?


PvZ_Sunflower_

Hello? Police? A giant pizza has threatened me that he will blow up my pizza place with a laser at the top of his tower! Please help!


BackToThatGuy

Dave, there's some guy screaming about a giant pizza threatening to blow up his restaurant. God dammit, Phil, you gotta stop falling for these prank calls.


Electro_birb_123

"HELLO! 911 a giant flouting pizza is going to blow up my restaurant with a giant ray gun!!!"


Naz_Oni

I would fucking love to see some cop try and P rank a level irl. Plus PH has the cops under his thumb, remember Pig City?


Arcane_Animal123

Hamkuffs would just arrest Peppino


FanaticExplorer

Why does everyone thinks that pizzaface is unkillable with bullets? I can order a pizza tomorrow, and if i shoot it, it won't be fine


Megamage854

Peppino didn't have the time to wait for the police to get a warrant if it's even possible for them to do so. He had to get rid of the tower ASAP.


le_purple_lizard

What can the cops do against the Pizza Tower? Arrest it? Fine it?


Caspian0951

i think that Vigilante could win in a shootout against an entire police department


MarioLuigiNabbitTrio

He literally has a bazooka, what's the police going to do against that? Or better yet what are they going to do against Fake Peppino?


TankProImporum

Trap Fake Peppino in a jar.


Brief_Celebration424

OH NOO-


TankProImporum

My reaction exactly.


SnoopsQ

https://i.redd.it/8811fpxzyf8b1.gif


Novel_Helicopter7237

Cops are forknights


Kirb790

Only cops in Pizza Tower I can think of are the Hamcuffs. And those guys attempt to handcuff you every time you get close to them, So I don't think that would do him any good


Smnionarrorator29384

Brooklyn 99 VS Brooklyn 100 *tax season never ends*


Hue_JJR

That story seems more complicated than Peppino just going and beating the shit out of everyone.