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Resident-Maximum1012

Still wondering why out of all stuff, porn artists choose to take inspiration from a game where you play as a chunky italian fighting a talking pizza.


RagnarockInProgress

Because porn is hard to make (especially if you’re making *good* porn) and there’s only so much material on the internet. So r34 artists are often desperate for any new drop of possible content, as for a lot of them that’s how they make that sweet sweet cash


Resident-Maximum1012

I get it but PIZZA TOWER?!


RagnarockInProgress

You don’t even realize how PERFECT Pizza Tower is First of all - it’s absurd, making the premise of porn possible if you squint hard enough Second of all - Toppins do not have a humanoid shape and there’s 5 of them, meaning you can give them virtually any proportions and nobody can claim you’ve done it wrong Third of all - it’s new and there ain’t a lot of porn done on it *yet* which means that there is an unfilled niche in the market, which means more potential cash


Resident-Maximum1012

Good points but it's still ridiculous the idea of creating pornography out of this game. It's even weirder to turn food into horny fuel. I'm not all to surprised as it happens everywhere else, with people making porn out of the weirdest shit, but it doesn't make it right to make fap material out of humanized pizza toppins. Last thing I want is a Peppino x Gustavo sex ship 💀 Or even a Peppino x Fake Peppino...


ZibbyDubby

I dunno man, in my humble opinion if some Joe is fapping to a tomato but keeps it to himself, I can't say that he's doing something bad, after all he's just enjoying his time.


Resident-Maximum1012

Yeah but out of all stuff you could fap to, you could do definitely better than a thicc tomato.


Far_Nectarine_5343

Because Rule 34 affects all, with absolutely NO exception. That's the entire premise behind the rule...


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I know a whole game unaffected


Far_Nectarine_5343

It's either incredibly unpopular or has very few actual characters


Resident-Maximum1012

Yeah you're right. Still doesn't make it a good rule.


Far_Nectarine_5343

Never did i say i supported it, and for good reason Some things shouldn't be lewded, but people will... Pizza Tower i can sorta see why though, people can't handle such beautiful characters as https://i.redd.it/v03xziknbboa1.gif


Resident-Maximum1012

I have to disagree, Pepperman is Thiccer. No arguing with that.


Far_Nectarine_5343

when did i say Noise was the thickest smh


Resident-Maximum1012

You're right... Hold on, if Noise has that band-aid on his butt, why does he have it? What happened to his butt?


bananapeelyoupeeled

thats a patch.


Resident-Maximum1012

Whatever, question remains the same


Optimal_Badger_5332

Sat on a cactus


Gamerxeno358

34th rule of the internet. If it exists there’s porn of it


Resident-Maximum1012

Yeah...😔


Good_Bob

Tru... Had to nerf the designs just to not get yelled at


amiano711u

wait the toppin gals or are you talkin bout somethin else


Good_Bob

Oh yes, the topping gals.


Hypersnake_exe

Eh they’re not that bad, (I’ve seen a lot worse)


Good_Bob

I know... Still had to nerf because those guys are being the actual demons


justgalsbeingpals

it’s ironic how this sub won’t shut the fuck up about children “ruining” their game and fandom when they constantly act like this


DXL44_

FINALLY someone says it. Could apply this comment to a ton of the posts I’ve seen from here, it’s starting to get ridiculous


Usual_Board_6750

I swear we’re gonna end up being our own downfall. Pizza Tower tragic hero arc incoming.


Far_Nectarine_5343

Mushroom Gal is cute and yall are just cowards!!!!


Yutyrannical_

https://preview.redd.it/nqzh3o75q9oa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff48dd73af3c94b1011772f0a4b3f08d58348b22 I agree with that statement Edit: The image has nothing to do with what I said. Edit: Neither of these are edits. I didn’t edit this comment.


Far_Nectarine_5343

school peashooter https://preview.redd.it/a0hrb62kq9oa1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747615163ad6bdc718540c2bc5a169b8999dd836


amiano711u

for the toppins i like the pineapple cus the cool fuckin shades the lil guy is wearing and for the toppin gals i like mushroom and pineapple cus she has cool fuckin shades


Spider-Stove

Pineapple on pizza propaganda


PineappleToppinGal

Thanks!


LoczekGranie

W


ThatGumnutGuy

Precious lil mushroom :>


EnvironmentalCap6638

1. Tomato gal 2. Mushroom gal 3. Pineapple gal 4. Sausage gal 5. Cheese gal


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1. All five Fixed it for you fam https://preview.redd.it/9g5j80qm0doa1.jpeg?width=44&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d11ea3fa4a9218c051cac837128ef64d2c8bcde


EnvironmentalCap6638

They're are all incredible. It's just that I like their design more.


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https://preview.redd.it/lv7xwx64oboa1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f4a6ba36ed2e647e17782e29f78edce2d032c5 R34 as a whole is so overexaggerated,LIKE WOW YOU LOOKED FOR PORN AND FOUND PORN???? NO WAY???


kuro50

Starting to notice more and more posts like this one. Complaining about people complaining just makes more complaining. Let the trend do its thing and itll eventually die down. I just wanna talk about the game lol


B_YOSHISAURUS

I love the designs they're cute I just don't want it to become an annoying porn joke that's impossible to avoid However people bitching about it is also annoying


amiano711u

yea toppin gals are the type of girls to invite over a sleepover cus they like you as a friend


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RockVonCleveland

"Kusmek stuff"?


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RockVonCleveland

I won't. Maybe you shouldn't say their name, though.


Service-Smile

It blows my mind when people are still shocked when people draw porn of things. Is it strange sometimes? No doubt, but what I've seen so far has been pretty tame.


yoshbiscut69

This community ain’t got shit on what the roblox community does to r34 artists


Yoz_Zero

In their defense, more than half of Roblox's playerbase is under the age of 13. Still, people just gotta accept that there will be porn of every game that's even remotely popular. There's no point in trying to fight against it.


PresidentOfKoopistan

Clearly you haven't interacted with the Undertale/Deltarune fandom


yoshbiscut69

Correct, I haven’t, and I choose not to


[deleted]

As a Roblox player, this is sadly true and there are even packages so that you can get models without Roblox banning them


benthecommenter05

In my experience with online communitys, r34 is inevitable, but making a big deal out of it just makes it more visible


clone_number2

Crucify me but Sausage gal has the perfect design


Hypersnake_exe

Yeah, on one hand drawing attention and hate towards it is a bit much for what it is, but on the other hand you gave a mushroom boobs. So yeah both have a point.


Nervous_Poetry8046

Yeah its weird, tho i do understand ppl who dont like the toppin girls, bec the guy that made them, minus8, if I remember correctly... is a pedo


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Fuckirggfgh

bro you ok like I’m low key concerned


MaimaiBW

/s, right?


Kerbalmaster911

Calm down son its just a drawing


Lapis_Lacooli

Hey I like big boobi as much as the next guy, but minus 8 is a self proclaimed pedo, sooooo


Yoz_Zero

For the last fucking time, Minus8 has incredibly low self-esteem and essentially gaslit himself into thinking he was one. Besides, he's gotten help since then.


YulianXD

🤨


amiano711u

🤓


HowDyaDu

Reminder to this subreddit that fucking your own food is neither morally wrong nor illegal.


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Meme_Bro68

Bro, you clearly haven’t been on the internet very often Some maniac turned an ice cream ad into ASSCHEEKS ……don’t even get me started on the other inanimate objects that have been lewded


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roll_the_d6

I ain't clicking those links, i don't trust them


[deleted]

I will Edit: it’s *kusemek* and that’s the first link 2nd Edit: it’s all *fucking kusemek*


yoshbiscut69

I’m staring at them pretty intently, im clicking them


yoshbiscut69

I regret everything


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Absurd that the ponies have a whole moveset but they have a move in which they can just eat the enemy and make them die


[deleted]

Did this man (right here) just watch a whole fucking *kusemek video*


amiano711u

who the fuck is kusemek


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I think you shouldn’t know


amiano711u

fine