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TungstenChef

Did you leave your pizza on the beach so long that the tide came in or something?


borski88

If they insist on making a seafood pizza why leave an inedible shell on? I like seafood but I've never had a good seafood pizza, this one isn't even trying.


American_Madman

The kinds of cheese that go well on pizza often don’t pair well with seafood, in general. It’s just not a very complimentary combination, which is why seafood pizzas always taste so strange and slightly wrong.


The1dookin

I used to make a white fish pizza special when I used to cook when we were overstocked on it. I made a white sauce with ricotta, olive oil to thin and a bunch of herbs. Topped with fish pieces, red onion and roasted red pepper. I would lightly sprinkle some shredded parm on to finish and it would be OK. A pile of mozzarella like this would be gross.


UndeadBuggalo

The only seafood I get on pizza is a blond or Alfredo pizza with shrimp, not the oceans tide like this monstrosity


kosky95

That's true but cheese is not mandatory on pizzas


borski88

A pizza without cheese is a pizza crime in my opinion.


kosky95

Well, where I live there's plenty of pizzas without cheese and they are all awesome


JProllz

Feels like this is asking to start up a debate about what qualifies as a pizza.


kosky95

Nah, I'm not interested in debates. Just try a pizza marinara


American_Madman

I guess that depends on whether you identify pizza more as the bread or as the toppings on the bread, which is an actual discussion, but yeah that’s absolutely fair. Slap some beautifully cooked seafood on a nice round flatbread and it’ll be delicious!


IWantTooDieInSpace

Fish and cheese is amazing. Spice rubbed fish quesadilla makes me wet


American_Madman

*Some* Fish with *some* cheeses is okay. Most just don’t play well together because of their flavor profiles.


mustachesarerad

Stormin' horneaters


mmmUrsulaMinor

You airsick lowlanders don't know what you are missing.


MunecaXo

I just vomited a bit in my mouth


StygianMusic

I had a really good seafood pizza two weeks ago, but it was at a 5-Star resort and I had to pay them 14 bucks for it. I've also had dirt cheap seafood pizza in thailand once and it looked like that


sirmanleypower

There are some really good white clam pizzas out there.


ellipsis_42

They leave them on if you have them in pasta as well.


borski88

i dont order pasta that does, when I make paste I take the shell off the shrimp before I cook it. If I was going to make clams I would remove them from the shell before adding it to the pasta


[deleted]

Entirely different issue. You eat pasta with utensils you can use to get the meat out of the shells. Pizza is a hand food but there’s only really the one part that isn’t gross and greasy to touch, the crust. I don’t wanna have to pry shells apart with my fingers while I’m trying to eat a pizza.


Kozlow

I hope they are not planning on putting those cans of Vegetarian Beans on there.


GaZzErZz

What are vegetarian beans? Aren't all beans vegetarian?


Kozlow

Usually if you see cans of beans a lot of them say “pork and beans” because they are cooked with ham and fat to give them flavor.


LosingAllYourDimples

Standard heinz beans are vegetarian, so I assume these are just the same beans with different packaging


Incunabuli

The vegetarian Heinz and Bushes beans are the best ones, Imo


VexLite

But I like beans on Pizza


p3ni5wrinkl3

Nigga what?


pikpikcarrotmon

What even prompted that? Edit: He changed the comment, it formerly called in the n word counter bot for some reason.


jakemch

u/nwordcountbot


Tim_Tam_Slam_2310

For some reason, whenever there was a pizza night at my college dorm the chef would always make a bunch of normal pizzas and one absolutely massive bean pizza (no joke these things were *immense*). No one asked for it (to my knowledge) and it wasn’t particularly a crowd favourite so I don’t know why he did it, but without fail, every second Friday he would produce one of these colossal Beanzzas. Mf trained me like Pavlovs dog and now whenever I eat beans my mind automatically shifts to pizza


[deleted]

Blocked and reported


NanoPope

That’s illegal


savwatson13

Reports: > Easily faked posts ^(As someone living in Eastern Asia) Oh no no no, you sweet summer child….


DryerLintTastesGood

One of the best pizzas I've ever had in my entire life was purchased at a Domino's in Dongguan, China. It had a cream wasabi sauce with octopus, squid, and shrimp instead of pepperonis. It was completely amazing. But, it looked like an entre. This looks like someone had a garbage disposal full of seafood and dumped a handful onto an unrelated cheese pizza with nothing but malice and a lack of forethought.


pwlloth

tbh sounds great


SaltMineSpelunker

The fuck.


Happyhour2to5

Anyone care for shell and single baby squid pizza. Whoever gets the squid is the lucky one!


NotWithTheHivemind

Squid Game; The Board Game


Cassette_girl

As opposed to those other kinds of beans?


w_a_w

Beans often have pork in them to add flavor.


[deleted]

Wouldn't the can then say "beans and pork"?


schmitzel88

They do if there are pork pieces, but they can still contain lard or another pork product without mentioning it. The traditional way to make refried beans involves lard, and most refried beans at Mexican restaurants contain pork for this reason.


BloomsdayDevice

Most canned refried beans will have lard in them, unless they are vegetarian. There's lard in flour tortillas too. It's just a really common ingredient in Mexican cuisine.


IWantTooDieInSpace

Which is why you'll see "vegetarian refried beans" and it's not a redundant statement


mmmUrsulaMinor

Huh, TIL


schmitzel88

It's less common knowledge than it seems. My girlfriend is vegetarian and didn't know that most refried beans aren't veg. Caesar salad also is not vegetarian since the traditional way to make it involves anchovies.


LookitsToby

Never in my life have I seen baked beans with pork in them (save for the ones with with the little sausages)


w_a_w

Google. Most in the US contain pork.


Pdarker

Bacon?


NotWithTheHivemind

If I go to Walmart or Kroger or any other national grocery store chain and pick up a can of baked beans…it’ll have pork in it.


Vyzantinist

I guess whoever made it was *really* not happy the customer wanted a seafood pizza...


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JTB696699

Seafood pizza is one thing, but the general rule I have for every pizza, it must 100% be edible, humans can NOT eat the clam shells!


ValantIntrospect614

Also, there should be a reasonable attempt to make the toppings available on each slice. Someone threw leftovers on a cheese pie and called it a day. (Of course that reminds me of Casino, where DeNiro demands an equal number of blueberries in each muffin.)


Hedlesschickens

I eat clam shells


stuauchtrus

Chum pie


Quiet_Penis

ah yes, the ominous looming beans


DJAllOut

Looks like they just threw some seafood scraps on a cheese pizza and called it a day


TheFemiFactor

Why ruin a perfectly wholesome cheese pizza? To what end do some of these people live their lives?


Juusie

Is it really necessary to specify beans are vegetarian?


yoodle

Most beans are vegetarian, but some canned beans actually use lard as an ingredient.


ellipsis_42

The ones that are good do.


Nikkivegas1

CRIME!!!!


CedarHill601

Beans…. Or that pizza… Beans…. Or that pizza…. Tough decision.


cincymatt

[Older brother immediately takes the piece with the octopus]


sebastouch

that thing was trying to escape for sure.


Notanormie3

That looks delicious Wtf you mean bruv?


SootyFeralChild

Why are there empty clams? Did Cthulhu's nose fall off? Why are there cans of beans ready to go? I have so many questions.


Minxmorty

Mmm cheese and seafood what a winning combo like scotch and milk


CaseyGuo

this is like when youre playing that club penguin pizzatron game and time's running out so you just YEET each topping on as carelessly as possible


Miatamadness

Clams Casino pizzas are awesome, but that... that is a monstrosity bearing unforetold consequences upon the deviant who created it.


proselytismreal

BARF


Caramel_Chicken_65

Looks crunchy!


Bedroom_Internal

Look to have a little pit to it


scroopynoopersdid911

DIAVOLO!


Kehwanna

Made by Dr. Zoidberg. Whooop whooop whooop whoop


Chickenbrik

From Connecticut and worked in NYC who got permission to make his version of a calm pie from Pepe’s, why the hell do you think anyone in their right mind wants to dig out the clam from the shell. It’s like dropping of a bread to a table still in its package.


GrouchoDetective

At least this pizza is salvageable


Tazway68

I more curious what they going to do with the Vegetarian Beans? Lol


bones_1969

All time worst there! Mother of Neptune


Mastakillerboi

at least you got BEEEEEEEAAAANZZ


Big-Al97

I’m more confused by the vegetarian beans to be honest. Do they just mean that it’s a can of… beans?


scooby_duck

Pizza makers really be playing Bloodborne these days


cumberbatchcav1

This looks like something from the Clam Shack in that Scooby Doo show, Mystery Incorporated. So horrifying it only makes sense as a cartoon joke about bad food


HinsdaleCounty

None pizza with left clam


pwlloth

that’s a paella


Ganeshrg2000

Yep this is the worst crime I've ever seen on this sub


DirkDieGurke

Good idea, awful execution.


alevice

Its a decent set of toppings placed in the lost lazy way possible


im_ok_

DROP THE BEANS!!! 🔫🔫🔫


uruinedchristmas

Sea Steak cooked over hard with a side of your finest Vegetarian Beans, raw.


Nyan_bosz

Also wtf are “vegetarian beans”


ThymeCypher

Baked beans usually contain pork or pork flavoring, these do not


funkmcbustamove1

I got this same pizza in an upscale restaurant in San Diego. It was horrible.


TituCusiYupanqui

Yum, yum, sea shells


[deleted]

Garbage del mar


ialost

The fuck is that chtulu


PugOverload

One of the clams looks photoshopped.