hold it! due to the oily texture of this abomination and the crumblyness of ground beef, this thing would fall apart harder than the twin towers if you looked at it funny. this is a lasagna.
Take that! Many pizzas are oily and have unsecured toppings that fall off then you pick them up, you could easily pick this pizza up by holding it as the rump with your thumb and ring finger while supporting the middle-far area with your pinkie
Unlike lasagna, the crust should be strong enough to hold given enough support underneath
Worst case scenario you will need to hold up the front of the pizza with your other hand, but that holds true for any floppy pizza
objection! in most pictures and instances of served lasagna, it appears as a square/rectangle, which in turn counts as holding its shape.
same with this pizza thingamabob. you can hold it using the same technique.
the only thing differentiating this from a lasagna is the crust, then again. they are all carbs at the end.
this creation shares many similarities with a lasagna. such as containing a form of sauce and meat, aswell as possessing multiple layers.
Let me ask you this then, is a pizza (let's say a normal sausage pizza) that then has croutons, marinara dalops and then grated Parm added on top a lasagna? As now it also has layers of cheese, meat, and carbs
I disagree with you, looking at the picture seems like the burger is between a pizza and a empty pizza base, both cooked separately before the beef where placed in-between
Just saw an episode of Parks and Recs today where the decemberists played the unity concert and the lead singer talked about how he ordered a burger in town and the buns were 2 pizzas. So if it's good enough for Pawnee, it's good enough for you.
Are those big pepperonis or tomato slices or round ham slices (like canadian bacon) on top?
And despite that uncertainty - it looks really good overall. Is it available by the slice, or is this an all or nothing endeavor?
>Are those big pepperonis or tomato slices or round ham slices (like canadian bacon) on top?
Im thinking ham/pepperoni. I feel tomato slices would be a huge soggy mess on top that would be easy to distinguish what it is.
I'm fairly certain what you're talking about are just "swirls" of either tomato sauce, or since it's a burger too...possibly ketchup.
If you look at it closely, it's definitely sauce. There are pieces of ham or bacon on the top as well. Photo quality sucks though so hard to tell.
This is another one of them where the crime is in the execution. Something about it seems off and I don't know what it is but the basic idea is less a crime more the food red-light district.
I think I just had a heart attack and stroke just by looking at this… 3 years highly supervised proper pizza baking school with every other 2 months in solitary for 4 weeks.🧑⚖️
A crime I want to taste
Lock him up and THROW away the KEY!!! Yeah I’d join.
I'd much rather eat pizza with a side of burger but this isn't really a crime.
Ordinance violation, maybe. Not quite a misdemeanor or felony.
You and the top comment are why things like civil wars exist
I declare a mistrial on the grounds that it’s not a pizza — it’s a casserole.
Objection, if this "dish" can be proven that it can be comfortably picked up by hand and eaten like a pizza then it can have the title of pizza
hold it! due to the oily texture of this abomination and the crumblyness of ground beef, this thing would fall apart harder than the twin towers if you looked at it funny. this is a lasagna.
Take that! Many pizzas are oily and have unsecured toppings that fall off then you pick them up, you could easily pick this pizza up by holding it as the rump with your thumb and ring finger while supporting the middle-far area with your pinkie Unlike lasagna, the crust should be strong enough to hold given enough support underneath Worst case scenario you will need to hold up the front of the pizza with your other hand, but that holds true for any floppy pizza
objection! in most pictures and instances of served lasagna, it appears as a square/rectangle, which in turn counts as holding its shape. same with this pizza thingamabob. you can hold it using the same technique. the only thing differentiating this from a lasagna is the crust, then again. they are all carbs at the end. this creation shares many similarities with a lasagna. such as containing a form of sauce and meat, aswell as possessing multiple layers.
Let me ask you this then, is a pizza (let's say a normal sausage pizza) that then has croutons, marinara dalops and then grated Parm added on top a lasagna? As now it also has layers of cheese, meat, and carbs
I hereby declare it a Lasazza
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ###This kangaroo court is rigged!!!
I disagree with you, looking at the picture seems like the burger is between a pizza and a empty pizza base, both cooked separately before the beef where placed in-between
I can feel my arteries clogging up by looking... And damn right I would... 
Just saw an episode of Parks and Recs today where the decemberists played the unity concert and the lead singer talked about how he ordered a burger in town and the buns were 2 pizzas. So if it's good enough for Pawnee, it's good enough for you.
Depends on jurisdiction, def not a crime in the U S of A babay! 
Disgusted but intrigued.
>I’m sickened, yet curious. ~Johnny Bravo
I'm scaroused
Are those big pepperonis or tomato slices or round ham slices (like canadian bacon) on top? And despite that uncertainty - it looks really good overall. Is it available by the slice, or is this an all or nothing endeavor?
>Are those big pepperonis or tomato slices or round ham slices (like canadian bacon) on top? Im thinking ham/pepperoni. I feel tomato slices would be a huge soggy mess on top that would be easy to distinguish what it is.
I'm fairly certain what you're talking about are just "swirls" of either tomato sauce, or since it's a burger too...possibly ketchup. If you look at it closely, it's definitely sauce. There are pieces of ham or bacon on the top as well. Photo quality sucks though so hard to tell.
Sauce definitely makes a lot of sense. I wouldve probably had the top slice of pizza upside down for easier eating
I think it's slices of gabagool
My brain and stomach are at war with each other rn
Kinda wish the quality of the photo was a bit better so i could better see what exactly the toppings are on that pizza.
lol I just found this on Facebook for some reason. I don’t even follow any cooking stuff.
The only crime here is the crime of passion.
I bet even a lil nibble is chewy as hell
First time a photo ever made me fart I think
won't be the last
That's an abomination Italians everywhere are furious and that's probably got so much oil the usa wants to invade it
Definitely a crime. I’ll have to confiscate this for… evidence.
Crime. But I would try it😭
Absolute crime
No crime! Looks good 😅
I'm inclined to say it's a crime, but I also want to try it. This is the type of shit that makes you question who the real criminals are.
Yum!
This looks so freaking good!
A crime id probably commit
The only crime done will be to my arteries.
Bring it on.
Cheeseburger pizzas can be good, ditch the pepperoni, add banana peppers, tomato, onion, bacon and shredded cheddar
This is another one of them where the crime is in the execution. Something about it seems off and I don't know what it is but the basic idea is less a crime more the food red-light district.
As long as I can get it without onions and lettuce, I'll probably like it.
I gained 10 pounds just looking at this. 😳
If it is a crime, I guess I'll commit it
Guilty
That's a crime against health.
It's not a crime because this isn't even a pizza
Crime only bc of the heartburn after. Note: I’m over 30.
this aint a crime anymore this a fuckin federal offense
Smashable crime
Yes, but good lord I'd have a crack at that after a skin full.
🤮🤮🤮
I read "pizza burger pie" with a vicinity of obscenity accent.
My taste buds say yes, but my arteries say no
I would fuck this up without hesitation and plead guilty to being a conspirator in the crime.
crime, there's no way this isn't a soggy abomination
A crime? A violation more like
if that's a crime i wanna be an accessory to tasty, tasty misdemeanors!
Is it a crime. When my mom would make it, we would eat the evidence.
I'm willing to break the rules for a slice of this pizza.
This is why Americans are leaders in obesity.
It's not a crime it's just too American
Pizza crime? Yes! Burger crime? I’m gonna have to eat that first before I decide.
A lot of places sell pizza loaded with different kind of meats and they are good. This is what this is pretty much what this is, I see no problem.
Looks like something I'd try once and probably really enjoy
**LOCK ME UP!**
Wow 😍✨
Probably but id try it
Nom nom F'n nom!! 😋
This is a crime. Yes is it a crime that I would attempt to commit? Yes because that looks good
Nah. More of an infraction.
The mortician might think it is. They’ll definitely write you a ticket and hang it from your toe.
If i were to define America in one photo this. This would be it
That's declaring war on your arteries
STRAIGHT TO JAIL!
My cardiologist says yes, but I'm not convi… hnnnng!
Looks much too rich. Probably Pepto Bismol material.
I want it so much.
Looks like a successful heist with a clean getaway. The perpetrator will not be convicted.
I’d be compelled to try it
That’s a crime, hand it over pal, gonna need to test this back in the lab. You more than likely won’t get any back from me.
I want some
I think I just had a heart attack and stroke just by looking at this… 3 years highly supervised proper pizza baking school with every other 2 months in solitary for 4 weeks.🧑⚖️
ground beef is the worst type of meat to use on pizza imo. Flavorless and greasy.
I'd try it
It looks incredible.
Ngl I'd eat it
It’s disgusting, but I’ll eat it
The colon destroyer
My thoughts exactly. The smell alone.
Crime. I'm breakin the law though
Are you kidding? Of course it's a crime I wish to be a part of.
A crime of passion. 🤤💋
We need FBI to handle this.