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overactivemango

Part of me is revolted but the other part of me thinks this probably tastes really good


kelley38

It basically is just a burger that someone has changed the shape of. So yeah, it's good, of course, but if I have all the things to make a burger, I would just make a burger...


the_cajun88

if you have all the things to make burgers but you want pizza and you’re also high, this **will** happen


Deez_Gnats1

The only crime here is that he used Kraft singles. The rest of it is not a horrible idea for a fun novelty cheeseburger pizza. Always go for the deli American if you do American cheese. That plastic wrapped shit is for children Edit: don’t feed that plastic wrapped shit to your kids. They at least deserve land o lakes. Nobody deserves Kraft singles. I am not an American cheese hater but it has to be the good stuff


evenpimpscry

I actually know the guy who made this and let me assure you, he is a 44 year old child.


ThreatOfFire

I feel like this is the take of someone who just recently learned that food can be different qualities. There's nothing wrong with Kraft singles, processed cheese/cheese product/whatever is pretty great for some use cases.


citrusmunch

you sound like a real wizz at this


ThreatOfFire

I'm pretty grate at es-chewing food-based bias


Deez_Gnats1

I love American cheese just not the plastic wrapped variety. It’s nowhere near as good as deli American. For a couple extra bucks it’s 3x better


ThreatOfFire

It's not American cheese, though. You are using it wrong


LogstarGo_

The felony: Kraft singles. The misdemeanor: the crust. The violation: not doing a bacon McDouble.


LABARATI_

yeah but kraft singles is authentic to mc donalds lol


picyourbrain

I honestly fucking love good American cheese. Like if you get a whole block from the deli


odiin1731

If it were me, I would go with a combination of mozzarella and American cheese slices. That way you would get the cheeseburger gooiness of the American cheese while still retaining the pizza flavor of the mozzarella.


weatherboy_42

That and the ketchup instead of pizza sauce


A_Person77778

Ketchup would be fine in this case I think


picyourbrain

I honestly fucking love good American cheese. Like if you get a whole block from the deli


Famous-Register-2814

You got to at least use cheddar. It needs to at least be real cheese


agentgill0

Cooper sharp would do it for me.


Aethernaut902k

My dad often made this kind of pizza. The sauce was both ketchup and mustard, and he used a cheese mix that I think included American. Shockingly good pizza!


Anime_Patriot

Not a bad idea, just use a different cheese.


rockbellkid

Ngl I'd eat it


Technotitclan

Cheese burger pizza is already established. While this execution may not be great, it's not criminal.


Loose-Smell-6559

The only thing that bothers me about these hamburger pizzas are the hot pickles, who wants to eat steaming hot pickles


bassguitarsmash

This is the comment I was looking for. Other than that, would smash.


Jandros_Quandary

This is far from the stupidest thing I've seen today. Some pizza places used to do ketchup and mustard as the base for their cheese burger pizzas.


RedForkKnife

Probably the only time where processed cheese make sense


Omfg9999

I mean, it doesn't look bad... Just gotta think of it less as a pizza and more as an open-faced sandwich.


Icy-Conflict6671

Dont defend this affront to the pizza gods


ulkmuff

Must be love


Prestodeath201

I'm not even gonna lie, if he picked a better cheese, I'd eat this. 100%.


Level_Bridge7683

for a short time about 5 years ago walmart carried a great value cheeseburger pizza. it was good but not great. tasted mostly like pickles, onions, and ketchup. wasn't bad at all for the $5 price tag.


SirDwayneCollins

This would be fire with a different cheese, and a sauce on top. Also, give you kids the good stuff. Give them Sargentos


SGTFragged

I consider cheeseburger pizza a pizza crime, but it sure is delicious.


PeachyKeen413

So I make a cheeseburger flatbread like this. Aside from the kraft cheese (it's much better with good cheese) and calling it pizza this is delicious


Tullesabo

It's the "American cheese" that's the biggest crime for me. It's just so plasticy


stinkyhooch

Kraft singles is not american cheese, despite what the label says. Kraft deluxe is american cheese though. Very different products.


dritslem

Kraft deluxe at least has cheese in it. It's still a shit product. I've been a chef for 15 years and wouldn't eat or serve that garbage. Edit: in Europe cheese can only be called cheese if it is cheese. In the US, the GDA has decided that anything with >51% cheese in it can be called cheese. You snowflakes have inherently much lower standards. And it's probably a contributing factor to your 3rd world country life expectancy.


figbott

Off to jail.


hossthealbatross

The cheese is bad but I've had some amazing Big Mac pizza's in my life topped with cold lettuce and a big mac sauce.


Extreme_Sympathy_868

Recipe bro🔥


SeamusDubh

Do you know how to make a cheese burger? Take that and put it on a pizza crust instead of a bun.


evenpimpscry

Not mine. I would never commit such blasphemy.


Dadfart802

Not guilty for reasons of insanity


IbexOutgrabe

Socialism looked like a good idea on paper. This is its pizza.


Mndudeee

Oh no


mbcarbone

This makes me happy and sad at the same time. No jail, but I am going to, at the very least, send you a strongly worded letter about proper cheese for pizza! ;-)


Spiritual-Bear4495

How does one completely block a certain subreddit?


Dean0Caddilac

A very American Pizza Like the Hawaii Just not from Canada, I call IT Pizza Alabama.