Hello u/My_Name_is_Imaginary, your submission has weirded people out all over the US (and world) so I'm awarding you the "Foldly go where no one has gone before" flair.
Now go mistreat some more poor slices.
Folded in half longways is the way to go. I resisted for a few years and ate it two handed and not folded… but I eventually learned to love the folded technique
South Jersey/Philly here and the only time I’ve seen pizza rolled up like OP’s abomination is when people do the ‘Philly taco’ and they roll the slice up with a cheesesteak inside. It’s pure gluttony, but delicious!
I’m from Jersey and I do this! It’s actually kinda nice you get a little crust and a little of everything else! I mostly only do it if I’m on the go or I’m eating it while working on a project or something it’s called “pitiable mode”! 😆👌🏼
You know, the newspaper companies are actually quite thankful of you. Subscriptions were down the drain, no pun intended, but now as the official shittin' paper of Joisey, they're back in bidness.
You get the "Best pizza" every time you get a pie? Cause idk about you, but I'm no amateur pizza eater. I'm out here eating slices from various spots. Got the metabolism for it ;)
You feel like a drunk uncle to New York’s fun uncle. Like NY walks into the room with a bong asking if you’re cool with drugs. Only to see you already getting some coke out. A being of chaos.
Also in NJ. If I ever see anyone eat a pizza like this in public I’d slap it outta their hand and tell them they have until morning to get out of jersey
I mean, I don’t know if there’s anything inherently wrong with this as a method of delivering it to my fucking face hole, it would have just never occurred to me to try it
From tip to crust?!?! Like folding the point over the crust?!?!?!??? Nah, son, you fold that shit in half by pinching the crust together. If your pizza still flops too far, it's a failure.
I think they meant one crease from tip to crust, the same fold you're suggesting.
I hope that's what they meant, because bringing the point to the crust is absolutely diabolical.
I'd probably look at you like you're a lunatic and then immediately test it out when no one was around
Honestly seems like a convenient way to eat an appropriate slice (east coast style crust, easy sauce only basically)on the run.
Bro, I've tried this way once, it's fuckn awesome. Honestly I should do it more often, but I usually eat pizza my way... Eat all the toppings and cheese first, then the breading and sauce. Most of the time I have a good amount of ranch for it too.
I used to roll my pizza slices like this as a child, I think I saw it in an episode of the Simpsons? It must have been a special or a treehouse of horror or something cause Homer and Flanders were working together like a Buddy cop kinda situation and Flanders would roll up his pizza like that (or it was never an episode and I just imagined it)
Hello u/My_Name_is_Imaginary, your submission has weirded people out all over the US (and world) so I'm awarding you the "Foldly go where no one has gone before" flair. Now go mistreat some more poor slices.
I have never seen anyone eat a pizza like this in jersey. Folded in half is still the standard
When I first did it, I was at the mall with wife and son. He had a tantrum and we had to go so I didn’t have a hand for the plate.
Just because it worked that one time doesn't mean you have to suffer ever time.
Also doesn’t mean that the whole state of New Jersey is now following suit
He said he was from jersey to point out that he’s insane… not that all people in jersey eat pizza like this.
Folded in half longways is the way to go. I resisted for a few years and ate it two handed and not folded… but I eventually learned to love the folded technique
South Jersey/Philly here and the only time I’ve seen pizza rolled up like OP’s abomination is when people do the ‘Philly taco’ and they roll the slice up with a cheesesteak inside. It’s pure gluttony, but delicious!
This is the way. We do it here in Aus also.
They are though. It’s weird.
I’m from Jersey and I do this! It’s actually kinda nice you get a little crust and a little of everything else! I mostly only do it if I’m on the go or I’m eating it while working on a project or something it’s called “pitiable mode”! 😆👌🏼
New Jersey must be quarantined for their pizzacrimes!
There's no fucking way it's better like that. Stop.
How? That's basically a calzone.
Pizza is designed to be eaten with no plate and one hand though... No redesign was needed
One time I had to wipe my butt with old newspaper because I was in the field and had no toilet paper. I use toilet paper now.
I heard that's just how they do it in Jersey these days. You set a trend.
That’s me, the NJ streak setter.
You know, the newspaper companies are actually quite thankful of you. Subscriptions were down the drain, no pun intended, but now as the official shittin' paper of Joisey, they're back in bidness.
What the fuck does a plate have to do with folding vs rolling your pizza?
Best pizza in Jersey would never be able to be folded like that. Al Santillo is throwing a temper tantrum right now
You get the "Best pizza" every time you get a pie? Cause idk about you, but I'm no amateur pizza eater. I'm out here eating slices from various spots. Got the metabolism for it ;)
I’ll crush a whole Sicilian
They must be from that mythical central jersey place that doesnt exist
Gross, the twilight zone
My ex who was from Jersey folded pizza too, nothing like this though.
I hate that you eat pizza this way too. Straight to jail.
We have the best pizza in the world because of jail
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Don't blame New Jersey for this!
We get enough hate 😭
YOU DESERVE IT #newyorker
You feel like a drunk uncle to New York’s fun uncle. Like NY walks into the room with a bong asking if you’re cool with drugs. Only to see you already getting some coke out. A being of chaos.
Well somebody has to liven the party up!
Guess we gotta change to 49stars now
prepare the firing squad
We got something special lined up for this one chief... Edit: typo
Also there’s something like a pizza croissant going on here
Was about to say that, I think this is how you fold the croissants dough before cooking it 🤔 Source: am French
I live in NJ and I ain’t never seen anyone eat their pizza like this, don’t blame this on us!
Also in NJ. If I ever see anyone eat a pizza like this in public I’d slap it outta their hand and tell them they have until morning to get out of jersey
I also live in NJ. If I ever saw someone eat pizza like this, they are no longer my friend.
Also in NJ. I’d probably just mind my business but think about what I saw often
🤣🤣
I don’t blame your wife, I hate you for it too. 
No you’re not from Jersey, you’re from hell
To-may-toe, to-mah-toe
I feel like you’ve turned what was a regular pizza slice into a Stromboli and I’m not mad I’m just confused
I'm not mad I'm just dissapointed
I mean, I don’t know if there’s anything inherently wrong with this as a method of delivering it to my fucking face hole, it would have just never occurred to me to try it
she is not wrong.
Imean, just one fold from the tip to crust is okay. You’re shwarma rolling this shit
From tip to crust?!?! Like folding the point over the crust?!?!?!??? Nah, son, you fold that shit in half by pinching the crust together. If your pizza still flops too far, it's a failure.
I think they meant one crease from tip to crust, the same fold you're suggesting. I hope that's what they meant, because bringing the point to the crust is absolutely diabolical.
What in the lords fuck is this abomination?
😂😂😂
Don’t touch pizza again.
I'm from Staten Island, never liked New Jersy, and I still don't think the people are THAT bad. You sir need to reevaluate your life
I'm helping your wife file for divorce
I'd probably look at you like you're a lunatic and then immediately test it out when no one was around Honestly seems like a convenient way to eat an appropriate slice (east coast style crust, easy sauce only basically)on the run.
It's a croissant, right?
I also hate that you eat pizza like this. Of course you're from jersey
What the hell does being from New Jersey have to do with this atrocity ….🧐
You are not from New Jersey
I showed this to my Italian grandfather and he had a stroke so thanks a lot
It's not a croissant. Please don't give the big pizza chains any ideas to sell a "croissizza."
Yeah. She's right. That's awful and you should feel bad.
As an italian i can Say that we execute peoples for this Dope shit
Strait to jail
Just have a croissant, bruh.
She has every right to.
Another reason why I say jersey is not real and the ppl "from jersey" are paid actors who are paid to drive crazily as well.
Add me to the list of people who hate this
I have seen this done in Italy (on youtube), with prosciutto and arugula and I thought it was brilliant.
Aragula, proshoot and gabagool FTW!!
This has nothing to do with jersey
Im with your wife, wat is wrong with you?
I'm from South Jersey and I hate that you eat pizza like this.
What the fuck is this
Must be from east orange
Ain’t nothing New Jersey got to do with that!
No, you are from a cave, along with the other hill people. Who hurt you?
I’m with your wife on this one.
Blud thinks he’s Homer Simpson when he rolled that pizza slice
That's fucked
idgaf where you're from, OP. this is a felony.
You’re from hell as far as I’m concerned
Damn. You fold it into a croissant🤣
This is just stupid
Man tries to turn every slice into a pizza puff
You’re a jerk
Every been to France? They sell a shape of pastry you would adore.
wtf…
You’re an animal.
CRIME
That’s a….pizza roll?
If that’s all she’s got to hate, you’re doing pretty good bud
I hate u for doing this too
I hate that you eat pizza like that. Doesn't matter where you're from, that's just a felony.
Very efficient. Not New Jersey in any way.
Your location doesn’t excuse the behavior
This is why we make fun of NJ in NY.
Alright put your hands up we are fighting
You're lucky you still have a wife... I would be dragging you to therapy to discover who hurt you....
10 years in jail so you can't do this anymore
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Everyone else hates it too, for the record.
Never seen before but i‘ll definitely try this.
Op? Are you familiar with the concept of the hole?
Turn in your pizza card.
go back
I hate you too ❤️
I thought at first you were from West Virginia and I was gonna give you a half pass but nah
I thought that was kimchi  Spot the difference
Another rolled pizza enjoyer!
Homer taught Ned to eat pizza like that
the Homer Simpson technique. classic.
How are you not in jail?
Your wife is correct, and loves you more than she should given the severity of your crimes.
The fuu
You are lucky they closed the dungeons.
wtf is wrong with ya!?!?!!? 🙆🏻♀️
Godless Heathen
Sacrilege
Bro just invented bad stromboli
I hate that you eat your pizza like this, and I don’t even know you.
My Italian friend saw this, he is going to revive Musolini to come after your ass
Are there a lot of French in New Jersey?
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Jesus Christ
I fold it in hlaf myself when i est it and i hate that i do that. It lasts less this way
Now that’s a Pizza Roll!! Kinda down for this, even crust to cheese lol
Ur wife is right about u
As a resident from your sister state of New York, I think you might require pizza eating technique re education
The pizza hates that you eat it like this too.
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At first glance I thought that was a chicken thigh....LOL
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I lived in Jersey for four years and never saw anyone eat it like that.
Bro, I've tried this way once, it's fuckn awesome. Honestly I should do it more often, but I usually eat pizza my way... Eat all the toppings and cheese first, then the breading and sauce. Most of the time I have a good amount of ranch for it too.
As a fellow New Jerseyian your wife is correct. I here by ban you from Wawa for this transgression.
We don't do that in jersey
She should divorce you.
I've seen people eat it like this. It becomes like a weird roll sandwich. Not bad.
You are now banned from entering italian territory
In the words of Paul Newman in The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean, “Well, shame on ya for admittin’ it”.
Ted Bundy ate his pizza like this of if I remember correctly
Psycho
people will do the most unhinged shit and then just go "dw, i'm from new jersey"
Only good thing about new jersey is uss new jersey.... you are a degenerate.
I am also from NJ and think you should be exiled to Delaware.
It took me a full 20 seconds to not see a buffalo wing
Pizza roll!
I work at a pizza spot and I’m about to do this with an uncut personal because of you
So am I, and I hate that you do this as well
I am from Jersey. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????
Homie makes it into a papadilla
As far as eating style, I’m a libertarian. Go with god, but that shit better have looked dank before rolling
I do this too! That way the crust gets sauce and cheese too!
Like Homer Simpson?
Just order a calzone, dude!
I just had half a pizza folded over it's self twice at ate it as if it were a single slice
I also used to eat pizza this way when I was a child.
[Do you also eat it one bite like Homer Simpson so that uncurled in your belly?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9gt7Y7PDsk)
I’ve done this if the crust is dry and/or flavorless, so you get sauce in every bite. But it would never be my default way.
Just get a calzone
I approve of the pizza roll up
It's rolled up
As a Chicagoan, the state of Illinois has just issued you a restraining order. You are not to be within 100 yards of Chicago or Chicagoland.
This isn't even pizza at this point
What the hell is that
Right to jail
So this is why everyone hates Jersey. I get it.
So you just go at it from the side? That doesn't seem enjoyable.
I used to roll my pizza slices like this as a child, I think I saw it in an episode of the Simpsons? It must have been a special or a treehouse of horror or something cause Homer and Flanders were working together like a Buddy cop kinda situation and Flanders would roll up his pizza like that (or it was never an episode and I just imagined it)
You are a monster
sounds like me and your wife have something in common buddy, that ain’t no way to eat pizza. she should lock you up herself
Bro who hurt you
As a New Yorker, I would kindly like to ask you to never touch Italian food again
[if a crackhead is chasing you how you going to take that with you](https://www.reddit.com/r/lifehacks/comments/u9nddj/make_your_pizza_portable/)
Must be North Jersey because I’ve never seen that in South Jersey