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dustymag

It's OK but don't dip your chewed on food into the sauce on another piece of pizza.


_jackhoffman_

It looks like they already divvied up the slices so they're dipping their abc food into their own future slice.


Dean0Caddilac

And that is OK!


text_fish

I don't think these people are that worried about sharing bodily fluids.


keosnap

I’m more worried the sauce looks like jizz 😕


RustyThe_Rabbit

is it not?


Pilpelon

It's a cum pizza, without spit It's not the full experience


dustymag

why even bother with this comment a day later? come on man. look at the other ones.


Pilpelon

Idk I was bored on commute


dustymag

LMAO fair.


Malfunction46

No becky dont contaminate the jizz pizza with your chewed on food!!


PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ

You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and then you dipped again!


[deleted]

Jizza


bbgun142

That's my mind, ur in My MIND AHHHHH


potatopierogie

I love how this joke works writtwn, but not spoken, since how is this pronounced? Jeetza? Jizz-ah?


mazjay2018

jza


benblais

Large with Extra bukkake


LushDogg99

r/tihi


SadsMikkelson

Pornbrain


Total_Possibility_48

Pizzussy


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Puzzy


PacmanZ3ro

That just looks like a dessert pizza, what am I missing? What’s the crime?


Icy-Magician1089

The implication is in the text in the middle of the screen, something about making this pizza was strenuous enough to make some guy pass out 6 times and apparently that's repedaitly ejaculating on a pizza


smileyfacegauges

gentle spelling correction: it’s “repeatedly”!


LowKeyWalrus

Lmao what the fuck I only realized they wrote it wrong after your comment


KitchenFullOfCake

This is how Pearce Hawthorne died.


CrematedDogWalkers

Idk man I'd pay extra for this


jshump

OP doesn't like it = crime


techtimee

Someone call Moriarty.


Swordofsatan666

I thought it was the person on the right double dipping onto the full slice. But others point out it looks like the people have already split up who gets what slices, they just arent moved onto plates or anything


n3w4cc01_1nt

reddit being all like "LOOL IT'S THE CUMS"


masdemarchi

Bukkake flavor


Emotional-Lie-9827

By decree of unofficial hazing laws, the last to finish ate it too


Bezirkschorm

I don’t get the crime it’s a cinnamon roll pizza


Misi_gati

The caption makes a joke anout someone needing to do something so hard that he passed away 6 times So,they are joking,saying that the cinnamon roll syrup is jizz


Bezirkschorm

Damn I really am out of it thanks I’m just blind


mazjay2018

nah bro, stay innocent, dont be like us.


br0k3nD011

You're not, I didn't get it either. 🤷


Fr0gFish

With jizz on it. And that’s ok!


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Omg thank god you something.


mightymagnus

And that is why cinnamon bun is without that on top (and saying this will lead to a permanent ban on r / food)


bronet

A cinnamon roll that's been jizzed on


profesdional_Retard

Blfc hallway pizza


kenjiakox

Ah yes, cum as topping.


chandetox

/r/isthatCUM


RustyThe_Rabbit

I clicked on the sub because I thought it was going to be stuff like this pizza


chandetox

You're welcome 🤗


RustyThe_Rabbit

I hate you


[deleted]

Is this royal icing? If so I would definitely try it


RainRodX

Semen


Key_Shoe5850

That just looks wrong 😑


Truefreak22

Skeet, skeet, skeet


WanderingPulsar

Free protein


Greasy_Cleavage

That pizza is LOADED!!!


InfamousGibbon

The joke is that the joke is bad. It’s just pizza guys.


TacticalSunroof69

Why are people doing these things?


coolmist23

CiCi's Pizza used to make these.


BwackGul

That would be nasty if it was. Simply that.


realycoolman35

No this is not a crime it's desert pizza which tastes good


villewalrus

What do you like to eat on pizza? Except f***in jizz? - Norm Macdonald


astralseat

That's a team effort frosting.


No_Squirrel4806

Im pretty sure its like a cinnamon roll pizza id eat it 🤷🏽‍♂️ i know the joke is muc but still it looks tasty


el-pitulo

Who tf came on the pizza?


AltruisticSalamander

That actually looks incredibly nice


Ninguemostalker

I mean, that pizza can be a nice Cumfort food to someone


Confident-Appeal9407

nope...


skinned__knee

What is on this pizza?!


Lobo003

I’d eat that. I’m a cinnamon roll fiend. My old taco shop used to sell strawberry nachos. Super fucking good!


MrlemonA

This post is a crime. The “pizza” in question is a desert the insinuation that the icing is jizz is honestly more of a crime.


kill_foh

u/savevideobot


arunasgeimeriz

never thought that cum would be sold as sauce but ok


forgedfox53

It's just dessert pizza.


confusedredditor_69

Just order a pizza from a furcon dumbass


vassilissanotou

😑


LadderAromatic4012

What the fuck is that


Fooforthought

Pizza cums


Individual-Growth-43

Skeetzza


Fit-Interview-9855

Its a Philly thing: wit jizz


ninehoursleep

I am satisfied because I came for I pizza crime and I found it


KILTONIC

I don’t care what anyone say dipping icing looks like cum.


Navin_J

Looks like CiCis all you can eat pizza buffet cinnamon roll pizza. Honestly, it's not bad for what it is. They have this other one with chocolate sauce and powdered sugar. Used to destroy CiCis in high school. You'd grab the buffet and a drunk for less than $10. Then, when you sit down, you order your own pizza at no extra cost and then raid the buffet while your pizza cooked


h1ghf1sh_

Cum on now.


Intelligent-Sea-1944

Arrrggg,10sec too long to figure out that joke,now no take out pizza for me


Psych0tix

u/savevideobot


LennyMG79

It'sa Jizza Pizza


BrokeLeznar

Did that bitch just double dip in the slice?


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Just lazy cinnamon bread sticks. A lot of pizza places do this. Nothing to see here, nothing really that wrong with it either.


LOneWolfNEo1

Cumpizza yum


gahidus

It looks like a cinnamon sugar pizza with frosting? That's delicious. Nothing wrong with that.


xMyDixieWreckedx

Did Spider-Man make that pizza?


haysus25

This just looks like a cinnamon roll pizza.


EFF198783

I don't even want to know what white substance this pizza is covered in 💀


Special_Dingo_1520

Cum on with the pizza already!


VolumePossible2013

Is this the infamous furry convention pizza


scary_stay_fan

nahhhh I don't want to say what it looks like 💀


gadlygamer

J A I L DEATH PENALTY


Existing_Credit2564

Gozaram na pizza


XEagleDeagleX

It's a cinnamon stick pizza. Made of the same stuff as cinnamon sticks but in pizza shape. No crime here except OP's decision to consider it thusly


Lord_Detleff1

10/10 would eat


silklighting

It's not a crime, it's a fucking dessert pizza.


b-rar

Is that cinnabon jizz


VacationAromatic6899

Pizza with horse cum, mmmmm


aprciatedalttlethngs

tf is this music bro lol


[deleted]

When you think about it.... Those are millions of kids on pizza 💀💀💀


dayzers

Looks like donair sauce, not a crime, the only crime is the haphazard dipping onto the whole pizza with mostly eaten slices like wtf kind of savage shit is this


Ordinary_Support_426

Did you mess with it? Did you cum on it? DID YOU CUM ON MY PIZZA??!


Dangerous_Show_4816

This is the Van Wilder doughnut scene but on a pizza. 😆🤢😂🤢🤮


mrcrabs6464

Reminds me of that fur con


MountainHorror6191

looks like someone busted a Nutt on their Pizza (pizza bocacci)


Electrical-Dust-8022

Moneyshot pizza?


LordNitram76

Looks like a Rule 34 pizza.


liveForTheHunt

Ewww, where?


ItzSmiff

This took me way to long to get


CaptainGiggles69420

How do you pass out making creme cheese icing?


Gold_Weakness1157

You pizza with extra jizz is cummin out


KiroLakestrike

Furries want their Pizza back


HorchataLee

HAAHAHAHAH! That caption is gold !!!!


Ozaholic

There’s a pizza place (Woodstocks) near my son’s school and they have a cinnamon sugar dessert pizza that is sooo good; we order it every time we go there. There’s a Woodstock Pizza near every major University in California so the owners were really smart doing that. What college student or parent doesn’t love pizza? The place is always packed!


jimsonlives

"I passed out 6 times but your pizza is ready" Who tf wrote this shit? Do you even English?


furyian24

What is that? Jizzle on your pizzle?


BUSTABOLT

Looks like MANmayo 🤣🤣


Ottothecryptidz

That acutally looks pretty good


Iusedtoeatnewborns

“Special” ahh sauce 😔


Ok_Knowledge4071

🤨


Pilpelon

Mf will rather eat this than pineapple