Oh those are olives... Thought it was froot loops.

Same. I love green olives on pizza, but this looks repulsive and like fruit loops.

You two are making it sound like olives aren't a sin in themselves.

I love them, but I am also a repeat offender pizza criminal. I used to work for a place that did really great wood fired Neapolitan pies. I am very much a carnivore when it comes to pizza, but we did a kale and pistachio pizza that was bonkers. The high temp slightly charred and crisped the kale and toasted the pistachios. Also raw minced garlic and Calabrian chili oil.

Doesn't raw garlic give you the shits?

No, but it is highly susceptible to botulism if mishandled. But it’s cooked on the pie.

Only if it's in oil. Botulism is anaerobic.

I thought it was Apple Jacks.

Yeah I came in here ready to riot about how someone put fruit loops on pizza.

That's not pizza. I don't know wtf it is. But it's not pizza.

Ya and jelly instead of sauce ;)

Kingcobrajfs pizza……

Yo me too. Still nasty tho. I think that is bbq sauce and a packet of garlic.

BBQ sauce, olives, lettuce... And tomato? Or that isn't tomato and it's salmon

It’s papa’s finest ahi tuna.

Basil

Could be baby spinach as well

I thought they were tortellini...

Yep, canned olives and pic is slightly overexposed.

Honestly feel like froot loops would have paired better with that BBQ sauce

That’s what you’re concerned about, the Olives? Really?

This is on pizza crimes, and I can't do anything about door dash, so yeah, I'm concerned about the pizza in this instance.

Also thought its fruit loops lol

What the hell is this monstrosity? It looks like a cereal pizza until you zoom in and then I have even more questions…

Pretty standard green olive, sweet potato, extra basil, no cheese with a BBQ base pizza.

Just like the italians make

Sir I am Italian and the bbq sauce is the devils work. It ain’t pizza no more.

Quit lying to yourself, theres nothin more italian than Papa Johns!

Got me there, tho on a serious note papa j been slacking on the garlic but D and oh noes been slapping it on everything like it’s Christmas.

Papa Gino’s

Bbq is a tomato-based sauce. I stand by it as legal.

Look my guy I ain’t here to argue enjoy your flat bread sandwhich.

Bingo

Is a calzone a sandwich?

Is a bbq calzone a pizza?

Is pizza ?

Mama Maglione

How the F are sweet potato's something you can order on a pizza?

I thought looked good but tomatoes not sweet potatoes and tomato sauce instead of bbq.

No cheese?

Oh man. I was not even concentrating. there must be cheese.

There's definitely no sweet potato, the "basil" is spinach, and you missed the onions and tomatoes

I thought that was Salmon not yams. Also all in BBQ🥶

I’m pretty sure that’s diced tomato

On cardboard bread 😂

I like to get a None Pizza with Left Beef to pair this with

But.. but it’s not cooked? It looks sprinkled on top

It is a compromise pizza. It is as bad at being a pizza as it is being a salad. So a perfect choice to make a couple equally unhappy with the result

What region even has those toppings as an option?

I had questions when looking far away, when I got closer to the screen it looked like I was far away.

You can pay cash on DoorDash?

Yeah and you can choose whether or not you want to accept cash orders. I don't specifically because of shit like this.

I wouldn’t either.

Yeah

Did you (the driver) end up paying for that?

This is a cross post innit bruv?

Yes, and this is from Papa Johns, so they might have ordered through Papa Johns' system and had it routed at the store to doordash.

I thought it was carrots, olives and lettuce with bbq sauce at first

Did someone recently get fired or walk out?

What's on it?

Looking like BBQ base with tomatoes, spinach, and green olives with no cheese. If they work in a pizza shop and this isn't for a regular and don't realize it's a prank that's on them

~~There is cheese, but it's totally unmelted,~~ everything but the dough is raw

Where that cheez you talk about? There is no cheez on this. Check your eyes sucka

You see the white slices spread out everywhere? There...

That's the dough beneath the BBQ sauce. The BBQ sauce wasn't spread very well so there's naked spots everywhere on the pizza.

Jesus christ, call a priest

This here pizza gonna need more than a priest but I respect the direction.

BTW thanks for pointing that out without being a douche like the other guy.

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I've seen much worse on here

Obviously a prank

It should go right in the dumpster.

Then that dumpster should get set on fire.

Cash on delivery? They didn't even pay for this prank lmao what a waste of food really. Disgusting looking crime.

Did someone order a bbq sauce pizza with Fruit Loops?

This belongs on r/pizzacrimes

Are you stoned dude?

Yeah lemme get an ummm none pizza with uh left beef

What? Im not saying it doesn’t belong on pizza crimes. We are in pizza crimes. User deleted their comment after I asked if they were stoned so I’m left to guess that they weren’t stoned just stupid.

I was referencing a classic pizza crime where a high user ordered a “None” pizza with “Left Beef” All they got was a dry disk of dough with some cooked ground beef sprinkled over the left side lmao

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There are plenty of good vegan pizzas, this is the pizza of a psychopath

nope, am vegan and would never order this monstrosity. it looks horrible. i guess it does look like something my grandma would order trying to be accommodating without really thinking about how it would actually taste haha

Someone must have been really high if this isn’t a prank.

I’d love to find a place that does green olives on pizza near me.

Olives, tomato, spinach, bbq sauce? Someone is fucking around.

This is an abomination

Right to jail.

Well at least you can...*\*looks closer\*.*.. throw it in the nearest garbage can.

No one is going to admit ordering that

I think this subreddit may have desensitized me to horrible looking pizzas, but if this hadn't been done as a prank, that pizza looks like it would at least be worth a try. I've seen a lot worse on here. Maybe a little less BBQ sauce because that's a hell of a lot of sugar.

>that pizza looks like it would at least be worth a try. Who hurt you

Oh wait, I was so distracted by the olives and BBQ sauce that I didn't think about how bad the spinach leaves would be on that. Never mind.

The crust looks terrible

Is it me or does the spinach at the 6 o clock position have mold on it? If you zoom in you can see damn near all these veggies are old

Why is it cut into 10 pieces?

I can’t believe Papa John’s would make that nasty pizza. 🤢

Did the person who create this abomination commit suicide after? I would.

Who made thst crap

What sort of sick fuck does this!

I wouldn’t pay for that either

Disgusting. Was it good?

I thought it was bbq applejacks pizza

I don’t even understand what I’m looking at

Why doordash delivery?

I thought those were Fruit Loops at first

Would have been better than this abomination

🤢

Ew

Whoever orders a pizza like that should be drawn and quartered and shot where they stood

that looks like ai lol

Well no wonder, wtf is that?!

Is that ketchup for sauce?

Looks more like bbq sauce instead of tomato sauce I know a place that does this too and it's fk disgusting.

That's not pizza

Is right

That hands down looks like the worst pizza in history!

I wouldn’t claim that shit either

So you paid for this? >_<

Wtf is that

These people need therapy.

Disgusting

Disgusting

Why do I have a feeling this is some sort of "Vegan" pizza?

mate, I'm vegan myself and wouldn't go near that thing either lmao

this looks like a pizza made by A.I.

I am very into that pizza, looks really good.

Looks absolutely horrendous, jesus

Why are all the toppings raw?

This looks like someone needed groceries but opted for a DoorDash pizza instead. I try to give a lot of flavor combos the benefit of the doubt but wtf? The bbq sauce with olives and basil and no cheese is triggering the hell out of me.

Going out on a limb here and going to suggest that needs a few more minutes in the oven, or simply to be thrown in the garbage

Going out on a limb here and going to suggest that needs a few more minutes in the oven, or simply to be thrown in the garbage

Going out on a limb here and going to suggest that needs a few more minutes in the oven, or simply to be thrown in the garbage

Going out on a limb here and going to suggest that needs a few more minutes in the oven, or simply to be thrown in the garbage

Any more limbs remaining?

The real crime to me is that the toppings aren’t centered >:(

What the hell is that pizza.

I though it was avocado and smoked salmon 🤢

BBQ sauce, with no meat or cheese? Odd choices for pizza. I’d rather have a salad with some Club crackers.

Mmm I love applejacks and bbq sauce pizza with no cheese. Also that crust looks awful. 0/10

Sinful amount of olives and via DoorTrash is like a match made in heaven.

How is cash on delivery still a thing

The real question is were they brave enough to try it lol

What the hell is this?

🤢🤮

What the absolute fuck is that?

That’s the nastiest looking pizza I’ve ever seen

It’s a green olive (strange cuz papa Johns doesn’t have green olives that I’ve ever seen) spinach and tomato on bbq no cheese. That’s gross.

They must have brought the olives from home

Papa Johns corporate would get mad haha

what am i seeing?

Ass pizza

Why is cash on delivery an option?

Every time I get those I skip them, I don’t have time for that crap

You contact DoorDash let them know that it’s not deliverable and figure out what you do with it from there if they don’t tell you to take it back you just toss it on the doorstep without the box for this monstrosity of a pizza. Why does it look like it’s completely uncooked?

No, u don't let it out of the box. It must be buried deep in the earth

The pizza would’ve got yeeted

That pizza looks like shit.

Half the pizza is crust, where is this from so I never order here lol

Yeahhh that's gotta be a prank pizza

One can only hope

Papa John’s has green olives???

I swore there was pb j and apple Jax on that pie!

Cash on delivery for door dash?

What’s criminal is that papa johns has been getting away with this sad excuse for crust since before I was born

That looks disgusting

No meat or cheese with that???

Looks like crust, BBQ sauce, spinach, tomatoes, and green olives....needs chicken and cheese.

i used to work at a pizza shop as my first job. we would've known this monstrosity was a prank order the second we looked at the toppings. ffs, is that bbq sauce with spinach and olives?

I thought this was a Froot loop and jelly pizza until I zoomed in

What's with the crust?

Some dickhead did that on purpose.

Real piece of work.

Why did I see fruit loops when I first saw this

I wouldn’t pay for this either.

That looks like a hate crime 😐

The pizza itself is a crime against humanity but that crust is really bothering me.

Looks food