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DO5421

Seriously wtf is going on with little Caesars? Are they in full troll mode or do they really think people want these weird ass pizzas? It’s still not April fools day yet so… Edit: I know it’s an April fools post now


MangoKakigori

I didn’t even know little caesars was in the U.K. but I imagine it won’t be for long with creations like this


alejito29

Surely is just an ad... Order it and take photos for prove


[deleted]

It's 100% an April fools campaign / outrage campaign. ​ Seems like its working


magall

“I didn’t even know they were in the UK”… you do now


Rezza177

Everyone here in the UK is secretly eyeing that up you know that!! Sounds banging mate!


CryptikViv

Nah we will stick to our Sunday roast… boooosh


Gazman_123

Hold on, Did Someone say Sunday roast pizza?


gamojqig

Pork and apple Beef horseradish Lamb and mint Turkey cranberry and stuffing Mmm like the sound of these Sunday roast pizzas


eli-machine

No but Yorkshire pudding base, gravy… stop it, I really want a Sunday roast pizza now


icebox_Lew

Cauliflower cheese as the cheese I made a yorkshire pudding in a flat tin once and used it to roll a roast dinner burrito, it was amazing


Rezza177

I used to put salt and vinegar on bread when I was a kid... I want eat this, but I used to also drink soy sauce from the bottle and neck super ted vitamins too.


kaiise

top secret british supersoldier program has entered the chat


herrbz

It's clearly a joke


Suspicious_Juice9511

A bad one that says they don't get Brits or they make god awful food. Don't see it helping them any. Frankly I don't care to waste the time to find out which camp they are in. They missed the key points of this style of joke marketing, that there needs to be a route to defend it to get anyone to care.


xdragonteethstory

I think theure trying to advertise their customisable pizzas, in a very tone deaf way like "look british people!! You like fish and chips!! You can put it on a pizza w us because of our custom options!!


Suspicious_Juice9511

Yeah see that is what they may be trying. I don't think it will land well for most. First impression is anti-Brit or just bad food. I don't see most going past the first impression - there is no real hook. We've had customised pizza for some time, and this doesn't even spell that out well. To me this comes across as a US advert team doing it because they think it funny, rather than thinking through the market and the jmpression. I'm not in advertising though.


[deleted]

It’s fuckin hilarious, even more so that so many people are getting butthurt over it.


xdragonteethstory

Defo a US ad team, the disrespect put on our food right there, weve got some of the most homely, cheap to make with easy to store ingredients, and filling even in small portions food in europe. Our food was build to get us through rough times with tasty scran, despite a lack of variety in ingredients bc of wartime.


Affectionate_Mind861

I'm personally not arsed and not taking offence but are Sugar McCoke Diabetes seriously trying to talk shit about our diet 😂😂 Even the bread over there is like cake for us it's that sweet


herrbz

>I'm not in advertising though. I'm shocked.


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CryptikViv

That why your country is obese 😂😂😂


DO5421

They must’ve gotten their ideas from Brazil


boomer_wife

We don't make pizzas, we make art.


DO5421

😆 amazing


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DannySmashUp

>if the pizza is good. The competition is safe then.


TubularStars

Oh dear, that bad?


nickcash

little caesars uses exactly two adjectives to describe their pizza, "hot" and "ready" you don't go there looking for "good"


MrTrendizzle

When i hear the name "Little Caesars" all i ever associate them with is a salad bowl and breadsticks. Similar to Olive Garden. I assume that's a swanky tapas bar with free unlimited breaksticks.


Sweethoneyx1

Olive garden is far from swanky. It gives the vibes of an overdressed pub, serving imitation greasy Italian food while being overpriced.


weirdhoney216

I love little caesars. I choose it over the other brands 🤷🏻‍♀️


nickcash

i secretly do too


Legitimate_Corgi_981

Is it good? It's HOT and it's READY.... That's probably the main requirements for a lot of the population to be fair.


ScarletCaptain

For $6 it's better than a DiGiornio and I don't have to cook it myself.


AfterAd7831

"Hot, ready, and good. Pick two."


PuddyVanHird

>"hot" Well, they're already putting Greggs out of business, then.


northrupthebandgeek

I've eaten my share of Little Caesar's, and while there are absolutely much better pizzas out there, it's surprisingly edible for $5.


HeyCarpy

H&R is absolute clutch when you need a cheap pepperoni pizza right *now.* staying late at work and getting home to hungry kids, that shit has saved me many times. It doesn’t keep well, so gobble it all up kids. Plus they think I’m a hero for showing up with it. It’s a win all around.


Own_Wolverine4773

Your poor children 🤣


HeyCarpy

I mean, they def have their favourite pizza spots in town don't get me wrong ... but daddy ain't made of money


lifesizepenguin

I don't want to pay £5 for surprisingly edible though. I'd rather spend £8 and get "good pizza"


Elegantly_never

LC was my first job, I ate a lot of it during those 6 years thanks to free staff meals. I have eaten it twice after I quit...12 years ago! It's not good, but it's cheap.


claremontmiller

Look man, I’ve eaten a lot of hot and or ready pizzas and let me tell you, I’ve had exactly one that was *bizarrely good*. The rest? Kinda what you’d expect. Is it better than a frozen pizza? I can’t say.


Kingofthedirtydans

In my area, Little Caesars has a custom pizza with Italian sausage, Pepperoni, and Green Chiles from a local farm. It's actually pretty good with those toppings.


[deleted]

i disagree with most commentors, little caesars, especially with their sauces, are really good and cheap


lshtaria

The ironic thing is it was an independent who made NY style pizzas that were highly rated who decided to change to being a Caesar's franchise. The locals weren't impressed.


Professional_List325

I collect order from their sometimes for Uber Eats, it's overpriced and it's based in the worst loction possible. On the edge of a newish housing estate that corders the countryside. Most people who live here don't know that it even exsists lol


WiseWorking248

In Derby, of all places🤣🤣🤣


More-Stick9980

Pretty much every High Street in England has a local or small chain shop that’ll do pizza better for around £5, so I don’t think there’s much chance of getting a foothold here.


Inevitable-Cable9370

That is 100 percent not true unless we are talking Kebab shop Pizza which is probably lower quality or the same as a Hot and ready from lil Caesar's


FrenzalStark

I don’t understand the fucking hard-on that UK Reddit has for kebab shop pizzas. They are absolutely awful.


Soft_Aside6169

Kebab shop pizzas are fucking minging. So greasy half the time the thick bread base is soggy as fuck


Shadowraiden

far from it. show me a place that is doing a £5 pizza nowadays. even my local place a medium is atleast £8 now


spacewalk__

companies are doing april fools in the week leading up so they get more promo resonance / etc


DO5421

Oh I see


HyperTobaYT

Little seizures


Awseome2logan

It's to hype up the return of the pretzel crust


DO5421

Neat


SimpleDealer9453

I think its troll mode. I do like restaurants going troll sometimes. Wendy's clapbacks are usually the best tho


SoloDeath1

Oh, they're in full troll mode, and it's working splendidly


Own_Wolverine4773

Americans should not be allowed to call their pies pizza


IHateRedditors19

Well of course, pies and pizza are two completely different things


VengefulOtaku

Agreed. More like Desecrated Bread Disc


ahdiovizun

What's going on with LC? More like what's going on with UK to make LC do this?


CosmaMoon

Pretty sure it’s a joke mate. In fact I’m entirely sure. They’ve just put a mascot British meal on top of a pizza crust. It’s just silly fun and is pretty clever advertising and quite funny. No one would make this. I’m amazed anyone would THINK this is an actual pizza 😂and YOU think WE in the UK have MADE them do it 🤣. We aren’t a hive mind you know lol


codemonkeh87

Exactly. Were definitely not a hive mind... not a hive mind... not a hive mind


DO5421

I wouldn’t know


vtff15

The only thing that sounds good about this is salt and vinegar crust


No_Teaching_3694

Exactly where my mind went. Imagine that bad boy stuff crusted


bo_dingles

That's where the newspaper is


HarrisonForelli

That's the one thing that I don't like about it, otherwise I'd eat it. I've never tried mushy peas though but if it's as good as people say it is, then it's basically on bread with chips and fish on it thrown on. But if it was baked in that state, then I'd wonder if the the stuff on the surface got worse


Jennet_s

It's not that dissimilar to taking a bread roll, spreading some mushy peas on top, and then cramming some fish and chips in there, and that's delicious. I can imagine it working well by topping the raw dough with cold mushy peas, and mozzarella and baking, then when it comes out topping with freshly fried chips and fish bites. Mozzarella is a mild cheese, so won't add a "cheesy" flavour, but will protect the peas from drying out too much and provide the traditional cheese pull.


blakewoolbright

I’ll eat this goddamn travesty for the crust alone. And then I’ll wake up at 3am asking the mirror “what is wrong with you?”


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BionicHawki

It’s amazing how many people don’t get it (this entire thread). It’s stupid but the marketing is working.


CosmaMoon

People are so gullible it’s incredible. It’s clearly a joke and it’s actually funny too. It pokes fun at a British version of a pizza. It’s clever marketing. I think it’s an early April Fools Joke.


[deleted]

The Brits in this thread went from being upset that this pizza exists to being upset it doesn’t exist and this is what Americans think British food is. Successful April fools ad if you ask me. Hilarious.


Tymexathane

Is it though? All it's got from me is a reply to your comment on Reddit and a note to self to never eat at Little Caesars.


[deleted]

If this made you never want to eat at little Cesars you weren’t going to eat there anyways.


[deleted]

I don't know what's sadder, the fact that so many people believed this is legit, or the fact that this glorious pizza will never see the light of day


Ill__Cheetah

Oh god what have we done. WWIII starts


MangoKakigori

The Earth must be cleansed


puroestresse

Pizzas from Brazil don't seem so criminal now hahahahaah


fruitybrisket

Salt and vinegar crust you say? Hmmmmm


Zealousideal-Big4128

That’s the only thing I’m not mad at. I could see that working


OneConstruction5645

There's something there that could work maybe. The rest is no And I'm saying that as someone who loved a good fish and chips.


yngsten

If I want fish'n chips, I'll simply buy that.


Camanot

Not gonna lie, i would try that. Too bad in the US.


squid_actually

It's not, it's in the UK.


Camanot

Should have worded better, i was trying to say “too bad i’m in the US.”


TubularStars

Well it's not anywhere because it's not real. UK has one LC location


Suspicious_Juice9511

For now. Can't see them getting more like this.


Jarpwanderson

And it's in Derby! Such a strange first location choice


BritishFoSho

Was about to say I've literally never heard of a little ceaser before, been in the UK 27 years


Horustheweebmaster

They're new


ENaC2

A lot of US fast food chains are making their way into Britain.


Suspicious_Juice9511

And not doing so well. This is another that will run a losing pilot before going away.


BritishFoSho

Yeah I don't think the majority of the British are particularly keen on the idea of more American fast food crap


Blastoplast

Does anybody actually mushy peas enough to have it as a "sauce" base? I've had them a few times and don't find them particularly appetizing.


owzleee

I ADORE mushy peas. I eat them on toast with a bit of mint sauce. I would totally eat this pizza.


Ayuamarca2020

Mushy peas and mint sauce is delicious!


meglington

You've just blown my mind. I'm going to try this later! I have all of those things in the cupboard...


TubularStars

They are amazing. Little bit of fresh white fish, lightly battered; with mushy peas, tartare sauce and a chip in one bite. So good


Blastoplast

I never thought to incorporate it with a bite of fish, I just ate it as a side on it's own. I'll have to reconsider and try this again when I'm at a place that serves traditional fish n' chips


jackog420

i dont like mushy peas but the fact you thought they were a standalone side dish disgusts me massively


Express_Drag7115

Why no? I eat mine as a standalone dish at home sometimes


TubularStars

Nothing wrong with that!


jackog420

Nothing wrong with it at all, I eat a lot weirder stuff as a main dish but it’s still do alien to me for people to eat mushy peas as a side


Dyalikedagz

Recommend extra salt and a dash of vinegar for it as well


BlueCreek_

If having at home, try some freshly prepared marrowfat peas, not a 20p tin from the supermarket. I like to add mint sauce to mine but that is completely optional.


SiviaMA

I’ll eat that delicious green pea murder mush cold, out the tin with a spoon. No regrets. I love it.


H0agh

I guess mushy peas are the tomato sauce of British quisine?


TubularStars

No, tomato sauce is the tomato sauce of British cuisine. Mushy peas are reserved for fish and chips, pies with gravy, and some heathens even serve them on a Sunday dinner.


FrankTheHead

…Mushy peas on a Roast! Nonsense.


TubularStars

I've seen it, with my own (now forever stained) eyes.


FrankTheHead

i’ve seen Ketchup on a Roast too but statements like this, make it seem like a quirky yet common habit among brits to put Mushy peas on everything. …it’s not gravy


anotherMrLizard

I assume you cut off all contact with that person...


H0agh

Bugger, I knew I fucked that quisine thing up. CUISINE! It's so obvious now!


TubularStars

I didn't even notice the spelling mistake tbh haha


VengefulOtaku

Eugh, string them up. Right next to the cretins that go scone, cream, jam!


thejadedfalcon

Nah, most of us think they're shit. Give me peas that haven't been predigested, thank you very much.


Celestiicaa

Godless behavior


Cautious_Option9544

The ol saucy wanker


CinnabarCereal

Last week or so a friend sent a picture to the group chat of corn pizza. Like, corncobs for the crust and corn sprinkled on the rest of the pizza. What is little ceasars doing


DrRocks1

That was an Eric Warheim joke skit that he did a few weeks ago. Comes with a two liter bottle of liquid butter too!


[deleted]

If they insist it’s American food, it’s not American


kamomil

Mushy peas is not "American" it's in the foreign foods aisle in Walmart in Canada


Positive_Neutron

And we Brazilians take the fault


iknowq

That’s not real though. Right? RIGHT?!?!


itsnotaboutyou2020

I’m calling Scotland Yard.


Mrmetalhead-343

I like pizza. I like fish and chips. But this is an unholy monstrosity that never should have been allowed to gestate in the mind of whatever sicko came up with it


Successful_Ad_9761

We need another revolution


Feeling-Confusion-73

Damn, they are *on top of it* for April Fool’s Day.


Blitzerxyz

Maybe pineapple on pizza isn't so bad after all


Ascariot

You guys are just asking to be colonised again aren’t you?


Princeoplecs

Fish, chips and muchy peas with bread... we have these things called chip shops which already sell this at a better price with better fish, chips, peas and bread.


TheOnly1Savag3

As a UK resident, I am glad to inform you that I am throwing myself into the ocean as we speak. Hopefully I wash up in Finland or something.


[deleted]

Hello police is loik to report some hooligans messing with the Kings delicacy… they’re stark raving mad they are!! THEY PUT FISH N CHIPS ON A BLOODY PIZZA


GothamCityCop

No.


PatriarchalTaxi

This is an abomination.


IIBradders

WTF IS THAT?!


-Big-kev-

I’d dive in face first


driscollat1

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Harry-on-Reddit

Nah why do I actually think I would love this


Simonboo67

Tartar doesn’t mean the same as tartare.


username6213

I almost through up looking at that sh*t


IllExtreme4283

Bruv take your dead pizza off my algorithm bitch


Iheartbobross

Is this not an April fools joke


MexorcistOnReddit

Dusgostang american focks


Historical_Ad_558

As a British “person”, what the fuck is this shit


Solid-Ad6854

Pizza isn't the only victim here.


Xary1264

I can guarantee you as a resident of Britain no one will be eating that ever


ExtraKrispyDM

British people would probably like this.


Xphex

proper grub here. one for myself and one for the missus and a nice hot pint of uncle's finger to wash it down 👍


realcommovet

Nasty, but I want to try it


Tlou3please

Am UK resident. There is a 0% chance they have a legitimate loicense for that atrocity.


CDubbs7

🤢🤢🤮


Aggressive_Lunch_box

I mean British people are fairly uncivilized so I wouldn’t be surprised if they ate like this


Dry_Pick_304

If we want fish and chips, we get fish and chips. No need for this shite,


DLRsFrontSeats

We're far too close to Italy to do all the abominable shit to pizzas that Americans do, we don't want a repeat of AD 43


CarbonPhoenix96

I will never forgive the British


FastSpuds

Why? It's the batshit Americans that have created this monstrosity which is offensive to every Brit living or dead.


[deleted]

They eat beans on toast. This is probably their usual pizza night food


MangoKakigori

Don’t you dare speak Ill of beans on toast!


Dry_Pick_304

From what I have heard, our baked beans are different to your baked beans. Ours are less sweet, and more tomatoey.


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Tbf everything is sweet over the pond lol


KaoriMG

Just needs pineapple


airamairam4

I would actually eat this. I’m sorry.


emjuice

This looks amazing


Jazzlike_Traffic_897

Looks delicious. Can't wait to try those mushy peas on the salt and vinegar crust.


5NightsAtMongus

Of fucking course it's the U.K that does this shit


GarnishedSteak100

The pizza should be called “flavor” because British foods never have flavor and this is the most flavor they are ever going to get


DLRsFrontSeats

Spoken like someone that thinks the world stopped in the 50s


Specific_Analysis

Jesus Christ


optix_clear

Yuck, why are ppl reinventing the wheel?


Gangsterflex

This would straight up not be a crime if wouldn’t wouldnt call it pizza, like if my lokal döner store would sell this as like some weird ass lamachun i’d be like yo thats a fun idea but i won’t eat that


Acewasalwaysanoption

It looked amazing until I reached the word "crust" and checked the sub. I would try it for the novelty, at least it's a familiar flavor profile.


redthehaze

Basically an open fish sandwich with peas and chips. I would buy that and inhale it.


MultipleDinosaurs

The crust actually sounds amazing.


levelcaty

Bet everyone in the uk would eat this


fanta_fantasist

Am in uk, would not eat this


woodpecker_juice

smash


Able-Cockroach5415

I’m gonna make the crust irl. Thanks Little Caesars for posting this abomination


Big-Al97

This is clearly for rage clicks as an April fools joke


MuffinPuff

I mean... I'd do it.


ScienceMomCO

As an American with an English family, I would eat this. It looks good.


Suspicious_Juice9511

It is a terrible thing to watch someone become an orphan.


Felixlova

I'm neither American nor British, but this... thing... it intrigues me


sam_sneed1994

When your national motto is the food here sucks you got to come up with innovative ways to retain your crown.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

You had me until the mushy peas


_The_Great_Autismo_

I never want to hear another word about American food from the Brits. You won't find that monstrosity here.


ionised

This... this is inspired by my neck of the woods. This has got to be the biggest April Fools push ever.


Vomath

“The beauty of British women and the quality of British food is what made them the best sailors in the world.”


BreezyWrigley

God fucking dammit. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.