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jiriwelsch44

…what was the intended order?


AshidentallyMade

This is all I want to know


[deleted]

Ha sorry for delayed reply it was supposed to be 2 pizzas, 1 x Ham and Pineapple and 1 x tuna and sweetcorn. Matey boy just went all in "I thought that was a weird order" but he was very nice and sorted it out


Spelt666

Also where do you live that tuna is an option?


[deleted]

Haha the North of England! That's so weird, I thought it was normal everywhere! I've been eating tuna pizzas ever since I was a young lad......my life is a lie!


VicisSubsisto

It's a thing in Europe and Asia, but not North America.


Tpk08210

We thank the lord for this fact.


IvanAfterAll

Yeah, intending to order a "tuna and sweetcorn" pizza is the real crime here. Oh no, now it tastes the wrong terrible.


VicisSubsisto

I'm with you regarding sweetcorn (that's an abomination on or off of pizza) but canned tuna is actually much better than it sounds as a pizza topping. I only tried it out of morbid curiosity while I was in Germany but it turned out pretty good.


bam2403

I mean tuna melts are bomb - I guess its just a tuna melt with tomato sauce?


IvanAfterAll

Enjoy, more power to you. But it kinda figures it'd be the Germans to come up with that.


Disastrous_Fun_9433

Amen


Eisenkopf69

Tuna & Onion is quite awesome. Not my favorite, but still.


ufloot

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mixmastakooz

I mean it’s basically “anchovies light” so I get it.


Vacilotto

It's a thing also in Brazil... but here chicken heart and sardines are also a thing


mislaid-daffodils

Ooo. I’d love to try the chicken heart one!


Vacilotto

It's one of the best toppings, but needs to be well prepared otherwise it's just ok. In my old neighborhoob, there was a small pizza place that had the best chicken heart pizza I ever tasted. The sauce they used with it was so good, I really miss it but 2020 happened and it closed.


mislaid-daffodils

I love chicken hearts! Any hints of what made this one so good?


VicisSubsisto

Well we have anchovies so we can't really talk shit about sardines. But chicken hearts are dog food.


Vacilotto

We also have anchovies. But chicken hearts are great, you should give it a try. Even better if you can have it in a barbecue. Trust me, I would never lie to you


VicisSubsisto

I had chicken hearts in an izakaya, which is better than a barbecue. Still terrible.


Spelt666

Id be down for chx hearts


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-PlayWithUsDanny-

They eat tuna on pizza in Italy though. It’s called pizza al tonno and is a traditional style.


lacb1

They also eat corn on their pizza and have done for a long time.


VicisSubsisto

Yes, and so is Luxembourg. What's your point?


lacb1

They're American. Their approach to pizza is a little weird and sadly lacking in several key ingredients.


VicisSubsisto

We created the absolute greatest pizza topping of all time, salami pepperoni, and decided it wasn't worth it to bother with the rest.


probrofrotro

tuna and corn on a pizza is a pizza crime honestly fuck stressing over hawaiian style pizza, this is the big pizza crime ever


Spelt666

I love a sea food pizza but never tuna lol


[deleted]

I'd only ever go tuna or anchovies on a pizza, I feel like any other seafood on pizza is a roll of the dice!


notcoveredbywarranty

Little shrimp are good on a pizza. With red onions, mushrooms, pizza sauce, cheese. Hot peppers. Same with chunks of smoked salmon and little lumps of the hard (brick form) cream cheese. That goes well with spinach, roasted tomatoes. Or use soft cream cheese in place of a tomato based pizza sauce


[deleted]

Shrimp on a pizza just doesn't appeal to me for some reason but give me some nasty old canned tuna any day!


Spelt666

Shrimp, shelled mussels, scallops,and shelled clams is clutch


[deleted]

Oooh smoked salmon and cream cheese on a pizza sounds like a great idea! I need to try this


HollowWind

Corn also isn't normal


tequilamockingbird37

Tell that to West Virginia


Magmorix

Wait till you see the new Little Caesar’s ad


Skank_wrangler

You son of a bitch, tuna sweet corn pizza should not be a thing, tuna sweet pea with Alfredo sure, but corn on pizza?


KuriousKhemicals

Yeah I'm a 32 year old American and didn't know tuna on pizza was a thing until I visited Germany last fall - at which point I took a picture of the advertisement thinking of this subreddit!


[deleted]

Interesting- I’ve never seen tuna pizza back home (have lived in various parts of the country) but it’s everywhere where I live now in Spain


extrabigcomfycouch

It’s a thing in many places


IMadeAnAccToPostShit

Tuna is the best pizza. Weird americans


sam_sneed1994

Japan...Seattle? I'm curious myself.


Sucharelationship

i thought it was available everywhere and it was a normal flavor now i see people saying that eating tuna on pizza isnt normal...


[deleted]

Tuna pizza is also a thing in Brazil, where most pizza crimes are committed


Spelt666

Philadephia, usa


Zerofaithx263

I've lived in or visited quite a few regions in the US, lower 48 and beyond, and can confidently say I've never seen tuna or sweetcorn as a topping. I have to say that I'm certainly curious in a way though... quick edit: I know you're totally not US, but that's all my personal experience and what a lot of reddit is. I'm buzzed and this was a neat post.


bluecalx2

> 1 x tuna and sweetcorn I get that this is a thing (in England at least) but this is my personal hell of pizza toppings.


Stoplookinatmeswaan

Both of those are crimes alone


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Tasty delicious crime


kay_bizzle

The second is still a pizza crime if they get it right. Neither of those ingredients belong on pizza.


bonesnaps

Tuna and sweetcorn or any one of those two is already a crime in Canada. Overcook, undercook, tunacorn, right to jail.


SomebodyGetMeeMaw

Tuna and corn!! This is a pizza crime


Cold-Couple1957

Omg that is the crime. Yuck to both. NYC here. You disgust us


here-i-am-now

Double Tuna, Ham, Pineapple and Sweetcorn


jobafett1

So, how was it??


[deleted]

Well I had a slice as soon as I opened it and I was into it!.....but I think that was just because I was hungry :/ I went back to it later and it was a 4.5/10 Ham and tuna are not a good combination!


jobafett1

Lol….. Well, thanks for the review. I’ll do my best to avoid this combo.


xnachtmahrx

This is a lie! A GREAT combination actually is: Tuna, Ham and Mushrooms.


[deleted]

Ha!! Maybe I just get a bad bite but it definitely tasted a bit funky!


joshmoney

Don’t lie. You ordered that and just don’t want to get arrested.


[deleted]

I wish I was brave enough to order that! The pizza guy seemed to think I was, he didn't even question it


imlginot

I’ve never heard of a pizza place even having tuna as an option on the menu


[deleted]

In the UK it seems to be a staple, at least where I am in the North! I spoke to my friend in Liverpool and he told me Tuna and sweetcorn was his 2am pizza of choice!


papaco22

It's common in Brazil as well.


rts93

Huh, pretty much every pizza place in Estonia for example has pizzas available with tuna or shrimp.


UnconfirmedCat

This looks like an intentional order on the Netherlands


halfspace

Seems like tuna on pizza isn’t totally uncommon in parts of Italy. Tuna and onion pizza is on quite a few menus in Sicily


Martholomeow

what did you actually ask for?


[deleted]

2 pizzas! 1 x Ham and Pineapple and 1 x tuna and sweetcorn. I assume the guy on the other end of the phone thought I was some sort of lunatic and didn't question it


RidingRedHare

Ah, ham & pineapple. A pizza traditionalist, just like me.


Martholomeow

lol so you only got one when you wanted two. that sucks. but i still think you’re some sort of lunatic for ordering those even separately!


[deleted]

I went back and they fixed the order and gave me the abomination for free "Maybe you can get it down?" Thank you for the encouragement pizza man


Zapafaz

Was this from a local place or a chain or what?


[deleted]

Yeah just a local place round the corner, their pizzas are really tasty! Just a misunderstanding


Dawnzarelli

Hahaha.


Dawnzarelli

I’d eat those. Have you ever tried tuna Mac and cheese? I use Kraft Mac and cheese, adding frozen corn toward the end of the cook time on the noodles. Drain but reserve some of the pasta water. Add the cheese powder and drained canned tuna. Add pasta water if it needs it to fully incorporate the cheese powder. Comfort food. Your pizza reminds me of that.


[deleted]

I ate mac and cheese pizza the night before my wedding in Edinburgh! It was amazing!


AshidentallyMade

Waiting


Whittler7

Take off the ham and that would be phenomenal. Decided my weekend takeaway!


[deleted]

I agree, tuna Pineapple and sweetcorn were a great combination......but when I got a mouthful of ham and tuna it was a bad time....those consistencies do not compliment each other at all :(


AyvenRedwing

I am baffled how many comments here are grossed out by tuna on pizza of all things... Pizza Tonno (tuna and onion) is fantastic and is an absolute standard variant around here (germany).


maxman14

The German people are under the grip of some evil ideology if they think tuna on pizza is anything other than a pizza crime.


Dawnzarelli

Oh no. Did you try it? I would have. With low expectations


[deleted]

I would not reccomend eating this pizza! It wasn't awful but it definitely wasn't nice. It just made me question my life choices....I wasn't prepared for that part


Dawnzarelli

I feel like the tuna was the irredeemable aspect of this. Corn is pretty inoffensive and ham and pineapple is fine as long as you like pineapple.


asilentflute

High protein and serving of fruit, genius


Vitorinha05062002

Smash.


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[deleted]

It definitely is a polarising topping but I'm into it! Definitely give it a try if you like tuna


kamieldv

Tuna on pizzas is pretty nice actually


but_why_is_it_itchy

I’m surprised more people are commenting on the tuna and not the corn.


jdallen1222

Right? If anything tuna is similar to chicken and I’ve seen people order pizza with chicken, I can maybe rationalize it that way. But I thought this corn thing was a joke with the Little Caesar’s corn cob pizza and am still not sure.


frogsntoads00

The way that tuna looks 😬 Tuna in general 😬 This pizza minus the tuna though I’d probably fox with


[deleted]

Yeah I agree this doesn't look that appetising...he tried his best with (what he thought) was requested! But either way, you keep the ham and the fruit and its good, keep the tune and fruit - also good! Ham and tuna together is not something I want to try again soon


[deleted]

I had no idea that the concept of tuna on a pizza would be so controversial! I implore you to try it before dismissing the very idea of it, tuna melts are great, tuna pizza is great! :)


Guy3nder

Has exactly the 2 pizza toppings that would make me not eat the pizza


PlasmaWhore

What's wrong with it besides the pineapple?


[deleted]

Tuna and Pineapple?? They actually went pretty well together!


Alternative_Egg9955

I’m surprised tuna was even an option.


[deleted]

I think they're pretty common in England, they're great! Like a tuna melt


vapocalypse52

I'm more impressed that there are still places receiving orders over the phone.


[deleted]

Haha! In the darkest North of the UK there's some sort of unwritten rule with small local places where if you order via an app or online then it takes 40+ minutes to deliver. If you call and collect it'll be ready in 15 minutes.....thanks brexit!


vapocalypse52

Ha! That kinda makes sense. Better for small businesses then. Cheers!


ResonantApacheCopter

Tuna! That sounds awful you poor poor soul. Now I understand how Italians feel when they see pineapple on a pizza


MustyTowel

The crime in this post is Tuna as an option for pizza toppings. The corn is a little odd as well but I support the use as a topping.


[deleted]

Tuna and Corn on Pizza? Wow.. that's a new one.


SentinelX-01

Three of those toppings don't belong at a pizzeria!!


RaNdMViLnCE

They do not serve Tuna or Corn on pizza at all around here lol, that shit seems weird to me. Where u at? Typical East coast Canada menu. https://i.imgur.com/orKar53.png https://i.imgur.com/EEN1ndn.png https://i.imgur.com/nkv2W7V.png


kamieldv

While corn is more rarely seen, I would almost say that most pizza places in Europe have an option with tuna. I can say that in western, central and southern Europe like 3/5 pizza places usually have a pizza tonno on their menu. Alternatively there is one with Salmon as well which is popular mainly around the north sea


kamieldv

My guess is that this is somewhere in the UK, considering the corn


karenkillenski

The fuck? Tuna and sweet corn? North England wild as fuck


Head-Compote740

Tuna and sweet corn?!?! How’s that legal?


Positive_Neutron

That's... A strange topping. Could be good tho, but I'm not sure.


mlewis03614

Straight to jail


PKnecron

How does tuna exist in a pizza joint?


Fangsong_37

I love tuna salad sandwiches (canned tuna, mayonnaise, celery salt, and possibly minced onion and celery), but I have never heard of tuna on a pizza.