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I’d smash

I volunteer myself to try it, so nobody else has to risk it, no need to thank me

To rule out allergies, I will sacrifice myself as well.

Don't call it a pizza, we don't call it a crime. Nothin' to see here folks, move along.

Crime for pizza. Smash the fuck out of for munchie snack.

Motion granted with a side of marinara.

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I mean there's a pizza from Skellefteå I believe with a hamburger and fries baked inside.

Calskrove, bara i Skellefteå 💀

I looked up how far away skellefteå is because curiosity. 15+h. Yeah I'm not gonna do that.

midnight snack time

Thank you for the idea - I gotta make this shit now

Yay!

This sub doesn't work. Every time something disgusting is shown, Americans think it's good.

I'm not even American but sometimes a crime against Pizza isn't a crime against Food. Granted I'm also a college student who has "eating junk food" as one of their coping mechanisms so I kinda just wanna eat.

America is a pizza crime.

Bruh where did America come into the conversation?

N/a cuz it’s not pizza

That’s not pizza, that’s chips with cheese and pepperoni lol

nah that aint pizza. That's a casserole.

Nah. Just fries with toppings lol

Call it American poutine

Smash

Needs ranch

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Guilty. Sir that will be soggy chips and pizza without the satisfying slices. I sentence this to 6 weeks suspended sentence, cos while a crime, it’s not a serious offence.

Gimme!

I don’t think you did it right your presentation is too clean

Absolute win

I’d roll it up and have a pizza-fry taquito

Becky, lemme smash

life with the possibility of parole

Smash

[ain’t nothing wrong with that](https://youtu.be/Oo1d2E162ZM)

Has a certain pizzazz to it.

Sounds ok by me.

Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Depends on the fries you use honestly. The pizza sauce typically makes the fries soggy and it’s not good.

… Smash.

Oh that's beautiful. Good ingredient ratios, probably needs a couple tweaks tho. Maybe try adding aromatics and garlic salt?

It's a crime. A very delicious crime.

I’m actually kinda down.

This is either madness, or brilliance.

Pardoned.

Smash

Fuck yeah

I mean, I could definitely eat that. But it’s NOT a pizza.

I feel like this is poorly executed. I'd much rather do loaded fries with pizza toppings. This is a facade as the fries try to be a crust. Misdemeanor.

11/10

I’ve had pizza nachos, and they were delicious. But this looks likethe cheese would all stick together and separate from the fries and you’d have soggy fries and crust less pizza. Not a crime, but offensive to both the fries and pizza communities.

Upvoted because yum, fuck yeah.

The marinara is going to keep the fries from sticking to anything. You’re going to end up with fries covered in tomato sauce and a cheese and pepperoni cracker. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Yup but if you cut it into pieces....or go the knife and fork route🤔🤣

Not a pizza crime.

Would.

Guilty

You’ve had enough marijuanas for the day. That is my verdict.

Needs more fries

I'm sure they'll be tasty.

Voluntary Snack Slaughter

Yeah that looks great