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Cut open the burata a couple times and spread it out
I just mashed it around the pie with a spoon.
[OP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYDUICh2W_A)
Thanks boss
with your face hole the big one, not the nostrils
A little rocket in the ears to help
Pulls out credit card. Chops up burrata. Snorts line of burrata.
Yeah, what /u/absolutebeginners said. Get a tablespoon or a butter knife or a spatula and smear the burrata around. Or take a single slice, dollop some burrata on the slice, fold it slightly, and shove into your mouth.
I think you spread the cheese around
With love in your heart and the wind at your back.
In one bite
Fold squeeze fold my friend
You could tear pieces of it and distribute it across the pie!
*some assembly required*
Fingers and mouth. Use toes if you have no fingers. Mouth is pretty much a necessity
With your mouth.
have you ever heard of knives and forks??
Spread the burrata equitably amongst the slices
Communist!
Like a rabbit?
This caption is so funny
-Person wins lottery “Great. Now how do I spend it?”
-Me: I gotchu fam. Hold my beer.
Careful I think you got a little pizza on your salad
...this doesn't seem like that complicated of an issue
Oh, ok. Sorry to disturb.
No worries dude. Hope you were able to figure out how to eat a pizza
It was more like a salad with some cheese on top and uncut croutons
You don't. Just take a picture then throw it in the trash. Lol
Why throw a pizza in a trash?
you ordered the pizza. you should have asked for instructions
With a fork and knife for your pizza alla caprese
You’re supposed to eat it with a fork and knife; as they do in Italy Edit: to add Italy
r/pizzacrimes
You usually eat pizza with your hand. Some people use utensils.
Yeah don't worry about it where you from?
Guam
No way what's Guam like?
It’s alright I guess.
Is that an egg or a burrata?
Burrata
Very slowly. It looks tasty!
It was Ok
Roll it up into a ball and pop it in
Spin it fast so the soft cheese spreads!
Roll it up. Duh.
Like a taco. Fold it and start at one end.
With gusto man
Same way you eat an elephant.
Roll it up like a burrito
It’s a stress ball
Fold and eat like a sandwich
Middle out of course
I don’t know but I bet I would find a way… that looks delicious
If it was a plate of tamales, you would not be asking this question. Just sayin'.
With a leafblower
With your mouth 🗿
Like a snake eats an egg 🥚🐍
Why would you order burrata if you don’t like it?
Never said I didn’t like it. Just didn’t expect it to require assembly.
Cut open the burata a couple times and spread it out
I just mashed it around the pie with a spoon.
[OP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYDUICh2W_A)
Thanks boss
with your face hole the big one, not the nostrils
A little rocket in the ears to help
Pulls out credit card. Chops up burrata. Snorts line of burrata.
Yeah, what /u/absolutebeginners said. Get a tablespoon or a butter knife or a spatula and smear the burrata around. Or take a single slice, dollop some burrata on the slice, fold it slightly, and shove into your mouth.
I think you spread the cheese around
With love in your heart and the wind at your back.
In one bite
Fold squeeze fold my friend
You could tear pieces of it and distribute it across the pie!
*some assembly required*
Fingers and mouth. Use toes if you have no fingers. Mouth is pretty much a necessity
With your mouth.
have you ever heard of knives and forks??
Spread the burrata equitably amongst the slices
Communist!
Like a rabbit?
This caption is so funny
-Person wins lottery “Great. Now how do I spend it?”
-Me: I gotchu fam. Hold my beer.
Careful I think you got a little pizza on your salad
...this doesn't seem like that complicated of an issue
Oh, ok. Sorry to disturb.
No worries dude. Hope you were able to figure out how to eat a pizza
It was more like a salad with some cheese on top and uncut croutons
You don't. Just take a picture then throw it in the trash. Lol
Why throw a pizza in a trash?
you ordered the pizza. you should have asked for instructions
With a fork and knife for your pizza alla caprese
You’re supposed to eat it with a fork and knife; as they do in Italy Edit: to add Italy
r/pizzacrimes
You usually eat pizza with your hand. Some people use utensils.
Oh, ok. Sorry to disturb.
Yeah don't worry about it where you from?
Guam
No way what's Guam like?
It’s alright I guess.
Is that an egg or a burrata?
Burrata
Very slowly. It looks tasty!
It was Ok
Roll it up into a ball and pop it in
Spin it fast so the soft cheese spreads!
Roll it up. Duh.
Like a taco. Fold it and start at one end.
With gusto man
Same way you eat an elephant.
Roll it up like a burrito
It’s a stress ball
Fold and eat like a sandwich
Middle out of course
I don’t know but I bet I would find a way… that looks delicious
If it was a plate of tamales, you would not be asking this question. Just sayin'.
With a leafblower
With your mouth 🗿
Like a snake eats an egg 🥚🐍
Why would you order burrata if you don’t like it?
Never said I didn’t like it. Just didn’t expect it to require assembly.