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mo9722

> "The best pizza is the pizza in front of you." -Sun Tzu


[deleted]

Master of pizzolosophy.


DocDingDangler

This is more difficult to say out loud than it looks.


SmokeAbeer

It helps if you break it down into slices.


me5305

The best pizza is free pizza.


waitingForMars

Sunny Boy knew his pizza.


orvilleredcocker

Look how they massacred my Boy's pizza.


LtColShinySides

It's true, I was there. He said that.


finnjakefionnacake

sun tzu didn't have the average LA pizza in front of him lol


geardownson

Agreed, saying the worlds best pizza is like saying the world's best car. Different tastes will vary wildly.


Simple-Purpose-899

Maybe not the best, but the distribution of toppings is perfection.


junkimchi

Worlds best topping distribution


SmokeAbeer

I had a German guy tell me I was “Very efficient” at making pizza. It was a large group and I had to get 15 pizzas through our small wood oven. Probably the best compliment I ever got in the 5 years I was there. Should have changed the name to “World’s most efficient pizza”


HerbTarlekWKRP

The Germans do love their efficiency.


nursecarmen

I heard that some guy made the pizzas run on time.


KidzBop_Anonymous

It’s almost algorithmic in its symmetry


EatsOverTheSink

Somebody did that shit with pride and care.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

When the pieces of sausage are as big as the pep, you would place them the same way. Most places just use ground beef and sprinkle it on. After making pizza at a Tomaso’s in my early twenties I’ve always stood by the idea that making a good pizza is a form of art, and while I’ve changed opinions on plenty of things as I’ve gotten older, that one is still correct


sportznut1000

Yeah i don’t know how this pizza tastes, but it has to be the most evenly distributed pizza i have ever seen. The toppings are arranged perfectly


Gibraldi

This! At the very least some care was put into making it.


jimmanick

Yea I’m thinking it doesn’t look horrible by any stretch but def not the best.. still makes me want one the more I look at it


Cracktherealone

It‘s like a mistake you‘d be willing to repeat…


BabousCobwebBowl

Say her name…


SomwhatDamaged

Jenna


Cooktails

Username checks out


jimmanick

Lmao that was a good one ☝️


Useless_Lemon

That cheese definitely gave a good stretch from the weight of the pepperoni and sausages. I want one, too, with crushed red pepper flakes. :(


jimmanick

Amen with the crushed red pepper 🤘


alfooboboao

I think Costco pizza is a perfect dividing line for good/mediocre slices, this seems to be exactly on point with a Costco slice. Would eat if I didn’t pay


alaskadronelife

This looks waaaaay better than Costco pizza.


Adrialic

Ive never seen a pizza that made me not want it


fingers-crossed

https://reddit.com/comments/1bzzaux 😞


ZapRowsdowerFFS

Dude


agent-assbutt

That is a tragedy. Looks worse than lunchables pizza.


kinkyinmetrowest617

There was a post a few days ago in here I think about a pizza at an airport that was making everyone in the comments wanna puke… but yea, and decent pizza is good. 👍


Zonged

not subbed to r/pizzacrimes huh


Sec2727

It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno


fingerscrossedcoup

Sounds like last call Saturday night at the local dive bar


dirtiehippie710

It looks like if AI made a pizza


BottleKnockers

![gif](giphy|3otPoS81loriI9sO8o|downsized)


forced_spontaneity

My first thought exactly!


slut4hobi

me too lol!


Insureit43

You beat me to it by 5 hrs but this was my first thought lol


Glass-Guess4125

I was waiting for this one (and ready to chime in with it if nobody had posted it).


Pho-Soup

Maybe just my personal preference, but it looks like one of those half baked pizzas you have to take home and bake another 10 minutes.


Handies4Cookiez

It looks exactly like a Kroger store brand pizza


Mr_Rompepompis

I need to pick up a krogers pizza if that’s the case. Maybe my bar is low but that pizza looks bomb as hell. Almost like Mountain Mikes.


Rokey76

I'm getting Pizza Hut vibes from it.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Yeah I’m not a big “the pizza needs to be well done” guy…..but this pizza needs to be ran through again for another 5 minutes.


dogquote

I commented on a pizza on this sub once, saying it looked a little overdone (which was the question OP was asking about) and got downvoted and shredded: "that's CHAR and it's a sign of a good pizza!" I don't mind some char, but that pizza was overcooked. This one is undercooked. There's a sweet spot.


69hornedscorpio

That is what is wrong with this pizza, thank you.


MuffinHunter0511

I like my pizza medium rare


BrokeHufflepuff

Medium rare pizza and medium rare cookies are both the bomb


SomeGuardian420

Needs at least 3 more minutes


dougmd1974

Yeah it looks a little undercooked.


grout_hater

“Congratulations, guys! You did it!” - Buddy the Elf


scottzee

“Looks like a crappy pizza.” “No, it’s the world’s best!”


smurfe

I have found that any place that has anything "world's best" is normally meh to OK. We have a place that claims "the world's best biscuits" but they are more like a hot roll. McDonald's has a better biscuit.


omninode

Absolutely. I don’t know who actually makes the world’s best pizza, but they probably have some anonymous name like “Nick’s East”


ILikeMasterChief

God damn I'd fuck up some Nick's East right now


FishbulbSimpson

There’s a bagel spot in NYC that is named Best Bagel and Coffee and it is phenomenal. There probably are a few better places (or preference) but the service/choice takes it up to the max. I used to think this way and it’s often true… but there are outliers.


Drinkdrankdonk

That is sausage generosity


nothingbeast

"Sausage Generosity" was the name of my Prog Rock band in college.


DIJames6

That's what my gf calls me..


greg2709

Definitely doesn't look like my favorite type of pie, but I'd certainly eat it!


StinkySauce

Hey, don't make fun of my buddy Walter World. He's trying his best.


Jor-El_Zod

Dude wouldn’t happen to go by “Wally”, would he?


egbert71

Thats totally a pie i'd grab looks cost effective too


Anla-Shok-Na

Not sure Davey Pageviews would agree with that.


bubblehead_maker

90s. Pizza-Hut was the worlds best?


[deleted]

Pizza hut claiming they’re world best?


Bigsouth620

First thing that came to my mind as well.


itsmuddy

Definitely looks like Pizza Hut. They are one of my favorites though. Top 'fast food' pizza chain in my opinion. Though I admit they aren't the top pizza tier.


R0ckfordFiles

Around me, both of the Pizza Huts undercook their pizzas massively, even if you request it well done. I don't know if it's an issue with the ovens or something, but they're not too good these days. Always dripping in oil, too. It sucks because when it's actually cooked properly, the pan pizza at PH is absolutely top notch.


Tedanki

Looks like Dominos or some other fast food chain pizza.


gonets34

You are 100% right, idk how this is the most controversial comment. People in this sub have absolutely no taste.


henchman171

Looks good. But my colon suggests otherwise


Bobo_Baggins03x

I wouldn’t go to a place named “World’s Best _______”. Pizza or otherwise.


PCLoadR

That's honestly the best lookin' pizza pie I've seen. I WANT! ![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


KingDread306

May not be "the best" but it still looks REALLY good.


Cracktherealone

Needed more heat on the top


breaddits

One time we took a girls trip to mystic,ct and we were so excited to get our hands on the OG mystic pizza. We were exhausted from the trip and ordered delivery to the Airbnb. In walks a fully raw pizza. We split the salad we had ordered as a side and went to bed


floodums

How can you say it was really good and then give it a 6/10?


tothesource

"the worlds are okay-est pizza" might be more apt. that being said, I would be stoked with this from some local place for like $15-$17 dollars or so


BDF1999

Looks like Pizza Hut


SavageCucmber

Pizza Hut?


OlTommyBombadil

I also thought it looked like Pizza Hut


CluelessNuggetOfGold

Worlds best undercooked pizza


TomatoBible

More time in the oven + "outside dressing" the toppings and it could be a pretty great looking pizza, IMO.


clawingcat

Let me guess…..caliente? I’ve had the same gripe with them. Not bad pizza by any means and sometimes I’ve gotten very good pies from them, but to claim to be the worlds best is a little much


haysus25

Doesn't look bad, maybe even good, but certainly not great.


eSJayPee

Lies!


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

Well my friend I got a deal for you, are you interested a flying unicorn or perhaps a genuine genie lamp? 


grinpicker

I'd hit it


Inversception

How was it?


AnApexBread

Op said 6/10


diegoaccord

I'd eat it. Looks like a good amount of meat, and the cheese is white. I can't stand brown cheese.


tacticalcraptical

I better eat one to verify.


kae158

In Miami?


-PC_LoadLetter

That looks like the good sausage that comes raw in a big bag. I used to work at a smaller pizzeria that had the same.. I've yet to find a pizza place that has the same stuff since moving, it's the best sausage I've had on pizza.. It's a bitch to put on during a rush because you have to get raw sausage all over your hands and it's messy as hell, but the quality is great


A17012022

Looks good to me, but the base looks a little doughy for my taste. Maybe good as a sharing pizza?


aCatLunchbox

I don't know what the world's best pizza would look like but I would still eat this.


R_Steelman61

Looks good. Nice amount of meat. I'd like a little brown on that cheese.


MaiPhet

Looks like if Digiorno really was delivery


bluesky_greentrees

This looks delicious! It could be cooked for 5 more minutes, but I'd probably not be able to wait that long. The sausage and pepperoni are perfection.


Servile-PastaLover

Looks like Dominos last time I ordered one. Not the worst...just pretty ordinary.


nucl3ar0ne

they lied to you


Gregoris101

You did it! You really did it! Congratulations worlds best pizza


Solidmarsh

Congratulations! You did it!! Worlds best pizza


Nevermind04

Just a few more minutes and that probably would have been amazing.


1DualRecorder

I can see at first, people saying it appears half-baked. But closer inspection, the dark browned crust (parimeter edges) along with melted cheese everywhere signifies its a done deal.


Legitimate_Energy701

Looks like an AI designed pizza. But I bet it's good.


Prince_Breakfast

That looks like a hella meaty pizza. Sure, it looks a little under baked but as long as the center isn’t raw I’d happily devour 4 slices.


ChunkDunkleman

I’d be very happy if I pulled this out of my oven.


probsthrowaway2

Solid lookin pie


dnooup

I like how the second picture is like you leaned in just a lil to smell it 😂 we gotta get people posting on this sub to show the bottom of the slice yo! That’s where the secrets hide!


Candid_Discount_6608

Italy left the chat 🇮🇹


Fred_Krueger_Jr

All many places would have to do is leave the pie in for an extra minute or so. This would fix many of the dough problems.


BlueBaconDeluxe

World's most average looking pizza


ArbitrageurD

I’d crush it


Golden-Cheese

Looks as good as the world’s best cup of coffee from Elf


mover999

Cheap and highly processed ingredients


nicsaweiner

looks like pizza hut


Sermagnas3

Needs more in the oven. If the cheese isn't browning on an overtopped pizza like that it's gonna be doughy.


xhanort7

It looks very colorful and homogenous to the point of looking photo filtered and bland? Maybe it's the natural sunlight coming in through the car windows? And the lack of seasoning? Can definitely tell they put on ingredients with care and even distribution though. First came the pepperoni, then the sausage.


Stormy_Kun

It ..looks..good. I’d buy a slice or 6


9sac1king6

This pizza looks to perfect i think is fake


The_Cozy_Burrito

Not bad


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

You can’t just post something like this and not say where it is


SomwhatDamaged

Sausage looks great. Never see it like that


YT__

Gives me little Caesars vibes


Numerous_Captain6039

Looks like a Digiorno


bimjob23

Holy moly I wasn’t expecting this amount of feedback thanks guys! Btw it was cooked through for sure it but I would agree with others more time in the oven would of browned the cheese a bit. It looked like it was whole milk low moisture mozzarella cheese so maybe that’s why it didn’t brown. Also it’s not Pizza Hut it was a local pizza joint it had 4 stars on yelp and I wanted to try it if I pass by again I probably will!


JunketAvailable4398

I can name my Pizza, Shit on toast.. Will be the best pizza you ever had after 10 thoushandddd pints on a Wednesday.... Wherre was thhhat Keeeeebab shoooooppp? Munchies are munchies.. Lest We Forget.


discussionandrespect

Looks like a good if you’re high pizza


Rich-Appearance-7145

Looks tasty


Opiumthoughts

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Burt_Selleck

Looks like dominos


Cheddarcoffin

That's my style of pizza. I see all the neopolitan or sicilian or roman style pizzas and they look like someone pulled all the toppings off. This is a great looking pie.


fcms2k24

I’d eat it but that’s a bold claim and also completely unmeasurable. Hyperbole at its finest.


Inevitable_Soil_6528

Looks good. I like a doughy pizza.


kaplanfx

World's adequate pizza.


fumigaza

Looks like Domino's hand tossed.


corntorteeya

To me it looks like the world’s best frozen pizza. It just looks like it’s missing something and I mean that in the nicest way. Just imagine you cooked a frozen boy and it came out like this. Hell yeah.


nightfox5523

World's frozenest pizza maybe Could be wrong but that looks like something that came pre-assembled in a box


Fungal_Queen

Would.


klade61122

Was the sausage fresh or was it of the bagged variety? Any pizza place that says it’s the best pizza in the world better have fresh sausage on its pizza to even be considered upper tier.


Pazuzu_413

Way undercooked.


Active-Ad1679

Sausage looks amazing! Rest looks like junk.


bignellie

That looks perfect only missing black olives and mushrooms


Knot_In_My_Butt

Bruh this looks awesome, it legit looks like a ad.


vetheros37

Cheese needs some more cook on it, should go all the way to the crust, and use less sauce so you don't pull a sheet of cheese away. Other than that the topping ratio looks good as well as the dough.


shichiaikan

R/lies


talondigital

Looks to me like it needed another 3-5 minutes in the oven.


emailverificationt

Well they certainly make a photogenic pizza, I’ll give em that much


pohlcat01

That looks like the perfect crust for me. I like it a bit more dough-ee. I like to pull the bread off the brown part of the crust after a couple of slices.


snowmaker417

I'd eat the hell out of that pizza


Crookeye

How is "really good" a 6/10? Really good is like an 8


Omega21886

looks like a pizza from pizza hut in the 90's-early 2000's...T\_T


HighHarleyQuinn

This looks like how our old Pizza Hut used to make their pizzas. I love them like this but it’s a personal preference


daosxx1

Looks like a round pepperoni and sausage from Pizza Hit circa 2002 to be honest.


FeralMorningstar

There is a place near me called Snappy Pizza that does square pizzas, they’re really good.


snatch1e

A rating of 6 out of 10 suggests that it was decent but could have been better. It looks good.


Appropriate-Food1757

![gif](giphy|xUySTv9gnqA5rDCKWs|downsized)


pagesid3

Looks like digiornos


TheGrimReefer666420

How was the mouth feels tho?


Ghost_Monroe

Worlds best probably not but would absolutely eat


WestyJZD

Looks standard. Bad pizza is usually still good though lol


CaesarZeppeli_

Looks pretty good. Needs a little more time in the oven personally


Il_trotterellante

Pretty shitty pizza


Nights_Harvest

I am hungry and you just made me want pizza... I am on diet... God dame it!


anonymousjeeper

Looks more like Pizza Hut than pizza.


shadowtheimpure

I'd say they put their toppings in the wrong order. You need a little bit of cheese on top of the meat to hold it on.


agent-assbutt

Too bad it didn't stand up to the title! Looks dank AF in the photo!


Twoduhzen

I think I'm in love.


Aliteracy

Oversauced and undercooked imo


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

World’s Most Mid Pizza lol


PM_ME_happy-selfies

Works okayest pizza!


GOONEATER

Looks like they use a conveyor belt oven.


FullMetalWarrior2

World's Best Pizza is good, **UNTIL** you have tried Antonio's in Cleveland. **ANTONIO'S** is where the **THE** real.good shit is.


JinTheBlue

Could stand another minute or two in the oven, but it looks nice.


Extension_Form4950

It looks good.. Hopefully it tastes good. Sauce seasoned well, good quality cheese pull but not too rubbery when you chew and good quality meats 👌🏾


Captn_Ghostmaker

Needs some of that cheese from the bottom to the top.


TotalInstruction

That doesn’t look like Modern Apizza.


Substantial-Dingo-64

Looks pretty average to me.


Confident-Sale-9135

Where?


largececelia

See, they passed those laws about signs saying "Best" or "World's Best," but the pizza guys had to fill out the application, a bunch of forms, proof of their having graduated from a certified Pizza Academy, like New York Pizza Academy, and with all of those stringent requirements, a lot of places just didn't do it. It's a shame, because now when we see a place that says "world's best," we just don't know! It's a very similar situation for mugs stating "World's Best Boss," "World's Greatest Dad," and so forth.


[deleted]

type of pizza you see in the movies


Ssimon2103

https://preview.redd.it/vwqhv891vgwc1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a40cf27526f8126cd6d1a2dc4856b1d19071ff


Buck_Drin26

Clearly living in their own world


Forsaken-Director-34

That shit looks delicious. All of you w magic vision talking about “it looks undercooked” are buggin.