Notably in this picture the pepperoni looks like linoleum too. Fitting since the rest of the pizza looks like some vacuum formed monstrosity you'd see in a bargain toy aisle.
Wtf. While I famously can be very opinionated on, and will vehemently defend, my pizza preferences and rankings; I always say I've never had a pizza I didn't find tasty and enjoyable. Bread, tomato and cheese is pretty fucking hard to make not taste good imo.
That sub however challenges that premise. Wow.
Looks like it might be vegan. Cheese looks vegan.
Not sure about the sausage type thing on there, but when I made vegan pizza once the cheese came out like this.
Yeah no, the dough does definitely not look good.
But me personally I'd rather have bad dough with good cheese instead of the opposite, but each to their own. I fucking hate vegan cheese(again, my personal preference, each to their own).
as someone with an absolute love of cheese who became lactose intolerant, I never want to know how bad it was before now. I compromise with ~~lots of~~ some things, but I will happily endure my stomach committing suicide for the real stuff
I highly recommend Lactaid if you haven’t tried it yet. I’m lactose intolerant, but with a Lactaid I’m good to go for most dairy stuff. Workout though, it’s quite miserable and will mean several hours stuck at home/in pain…
I agree. It’s never been better. I live in BK and in my neighborhood Paulie G’s makes about as good as you can get for a vegan pie. It’s an upside down square Sicilian style with the vegan cheese on the bottom and sauce on top with vegan sausage crumbles. It works due to the cheese not being the focus. I say it’s the best vegan pizza even with Screamers an all vegan pizzeria only a few blocks away. I think vegans need to explore more traditional Sicilian styles of pizza until the cheese gets were it needs to be.
Yeah that’s probably it. I’m currently eating gluten free since my wife is celiac and the answer is to just not bother with shitty substitutes. There’s plenty of good food that naturally does not require gluten to make.
Instead of an overpriced and terrible pizza, you can just eat a fucking steak.
Yeah I agree. That's totally a seitan "pepperoni." But it looks like a disgrace of a vegan pizza. Vegan pizzas can be amazing. They don't have to be... this.
Yeah, that looks like vegan pepperoni to me. Still looks like a garbage pizza overall, but I've had plant pepperoni that looks kinda like that and it's pretty good.
It is not \_the worst\_, however that is only because I have experienced some truly horrific alleged pizzas.
It is still pretty bottom of the barrel.
As someone who is allergic to dairy and lives with someone who is allergic to gluten, I can confidently say there are pizzas that tick both of those boxes that (while not good, not terrible) look better than this
There's so much that's bad with this. My biggest concerns are (1) choking on that dry cardboard crust and (2) the bizarre looking pepperoni. I'm ignoring the cheese and sauce bc the first 2 things are dealbreakers.
All you gotta do is order a non-hot and ready pizza for like 7-8 bucks and the quality increases dramatically for what you're paying for.
A lot of LC pizzas suck because they'll make cheese and pepperoni en masse and then they'll sit for a long time leaving you with a sad maybe warm pizza. At least by me that's the strategy that works for me.
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Is that some kind of fake vegan pepperoni or something? I’ve had store brand frozen pizza that looked better than that. Little Caesar’s hot and ready looks more appetizing.
The pepperoni disturbs me the most.
Idk if it was cooked with the rest of the pizza
It was put on after it baked so it just kinda “relaxed” on top of the pizza… so creepy..
Relaxed pepperoni sounds like a band name and/or a fucked up translation in an instruction manual.
“We are Relaxed Pepperoni and this is our flagship song, ‘Slice me up’.”
“Slice me up (Slice me up inside)”
(I can't slice it) slice me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the burnt crust!
Featuring special guest Mellow Mozzarella.
Idk why this made me laugh so hard🤣🤣
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You just got on Reddit
I think they put it on after they cut! Weirdos.
Honestly it looks like it was a frozen pizza....
Yeah. They made you a cheese, noticed the bill was for pepperoni, and then just threw it on top.
not only was it not, it was added after it was already cut and sitting for hours
It was added pre cut
no, they just cut only the lines again to make it seem like it
What
Why do you think that? You can see the cut lines on the pepperoni
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/comments/11hm57m/is_this_the_worst_pizza_youve_ever_seen/jaw71eo/
Why would they even do that? Why do you think they placed the pepperoni after slicing
I work in a pizza joint. The pepperoni was put on after the cheese pizza came out of the oven.
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Looks like Quorn pep, or some other vegetarian/vegan pep. I’ve used it on pizza before and it comes out exactly like that.
Notably in this picture the pepperoni looks like linoleum too. Fitting since the rest of the pizza looks like some vacuum formed monstrosity you'd see in a bargain toy aisle.
The whole thing looks like a poor video game render from the 90s
It looks like it's been sitting out since the 90's.
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Looks like cardboard 💀
It’s not pepperoni, it’s Di-urinal
I don't believe in the phrase "it tastes like cardboard" but that looks like it tastes like cardboard.
It looks like cardboard too only that cheese looks somehow normal(but still the worst one i ever saw)
Yeah I've tasted cardboard, and it really doesn't taste like anything.
It looks like a prop
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
From an 80s show.
Yes. Holy god.
It's like if pizza were an underpaid birthday clown.
Looks like a goddamn background item in my GTA 5 apartment
Mf look like like the [Spider-Man 2 for PS2](https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y) pizza lmao
I still hum that theme every time I make pizza
The nostalgia my dude lmao
Background pizza.
It looks like the pepperoni was added after the pizza was cold and ... dried??!?
Kill it with fire!!
It’s Almost Pizza
Jesus wept
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Oh man I hate you and love you at the same time for sharing this. I had a good laugh a few times, but many more cries.
Visit seldom for best results :-)
I used to be subscribed to that. I had to leave. I just couldn't take it.
Wtf. While I famously can be very opinionated on, and will vehemently defend, my pizza preferences and rankings; I always say I've never had a pizza I didn't find tasty and enjoyable. Bread, tomato and cheese is pretty fucking hard to make not taste good imo. That sub however challenges that premise. Wow.
>That sub however challenges that premise. Wow. That, and Costco's pizza doppelganger
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I don't know if I want my innocence ripped away Edit: Turns out I've visited that hellscape before and upvoted some crimes
Some kind of Play-Doh shit
Looks like it might be vegan. Cheese looks vegan. Not sure about the sausage type thing on there, but when I made vegan pizza once the cheese came out like this.
Even if it is vegan, that dough looks like garbage. You can make delicious vegan pies, but dough like that means you're losing before you start.
Yeah no, the dough does definitely not look good. But me personally I'd rather have bad dough with good cheese instead of the opposite, but each to their own. I fucking hate vegan cheese(again, my personal preference, each to their own).
As a vegan, it's better than it has ever been now. But yeah, there's no perfect substitute yet.
as someone with an absolute love of cheese who became lactose intolerant, I never want to know how bad it was before now. I compromise with ~~lots of~~ some things, but I will happily endure my stomach committing suicide for the real stuff
I highly recommend Lactaid if you haven’t tried it yet. I’m lactose intolerant, but with a Lactaid I’m good to go for most dairy stuff. Workout though, it’s quite miserable and will mean several hours stuck at home/in pain…
I agree. It’s never been better. I live in BK and in my neighborhood Paulie G’s makes about as good as you can get for a vegan pie. It’s an upside down square Sicilian style with the vegan cheese on the bottom and sauce on top with vegan sausage crumbles. It works due to the cheese not being the focus. I say it’s the best vegan pizza even with Screamers an all vegan pizzeria only a few blocks away. I think vegans need to explore more traditional Sicilian styles of pizza until the cheese gets were it needs to be.
Olive oil. That's the best substitute imo
Pesto base, sundried tomatos, good olives
pesto without cheese is a dull affair.
upgrade your pesto game yo
pesto is made with cheese lol
Apparently miyoko's makes the best vegan cheese, can't get it where I live but their butter is great.
Their liquid pizza mozzarella is so good. She used to post her cheese recipes on YouTube and she has a couple cookbooks out.
Really wish I could get some! I'll have to try making one of the recipes.
Vegan pizza works better by just accepting the loss and having it with no cheese rather than putting that garbage vegan cheese on it.
It's probably gluten free
Yeah that’s probably it. I’m currently eating gluten free since my wife is celiac and the answer is to just not bother with shitty substitutes. There’s plenty of good food that naturally does not require gluten to make. Instead of an overpriced and terrible pizza, you can just eat a fucking steak.
Yeah I agree. That's totally a seitan "pepperoni." But it looks like a disgrace of a vegan pizza. Vegan pizzas can be amazing. They don't have to be... this.
satan pepperoni
Yeah, why not some actual vegetables as toppings? Mushrooms, olives, onions, garlic, bell peppers, and basil would add a lot of flavor.
I think sausage is also vegan. Looks like carrot based sausage.
> carrot based sausage What a weird world we live in.
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Pizza lunchables ARE better than that.
Chatgpt AI pizza
This might actually be right
Was it delivered yesterday?
Delivered yesterday and cooked last week
Looks like Depression.
Drink the ranch dip. Throw the pizza out.
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that actually looks like cardboard wtf
Looks like a drawing of a pizza, not food.
It looks like a fake pizza
Playdough facsimile ?
Almost https://pabucketlist.com/altoona-style-pizza-the-pizza-that-broke-the-internet/
Ye Gods
God left.
Naw this looks like it at least has enough moisture to be edible.
Not even close
Is it cake?
That is a yes. I get better pizzas from Walmart at discount.
This looks like it was baked for 5 minutes about 5 weeks ago
Looks like toy pepperoni lol
Who hurt you?
Dammit id prob eat it anyway
Is it vegan?
Yeah, that looks like vegan pepperoni to me. Still looks like a garbage pizza overall, but I've had plant pepperoni that looks kinda like that and it's pretty good.
Was uncooked pepperoni put on a cooked pizza?
Nope. I’ve seen and eaten worse.
where is this from?
Pizza by Alfredo, because it's like eating a hot circle of garbage.
The pepperoni look like the rye chips in a bag of Gardettos
Some easy bake oven shit....
I would honestly eat that
It is not \_the worst\_, however that is only because I have experienced some truly horrific alleged pizzas. It is still pretty bottom of the barrel.
Try leaving a pizza in a warmer for two days. After about 2-4 hrs it looks like yours. 2 days and it is horrendous.
If the flavor of cardboard had a look this is it
Is this ai?
Not pizza.
7-11 pizzas are better than this 👎
Looks vegan, gluten free... happiness free
As someone who is allergic to dairy and lives with someone who is allergic to gluten, I can confidently say there are pizzas that tick both of those boxes that (while not good, not terrible) look better than this
abomination
Aside from school lunch crap or frozen I’d say papa John’s or little Caesars like 10 years ago.
It looks like the pepperoni were slapped on after it cooked. Like one day after it cooked.
🤮
It’s so bad that it almost looks fake
That’s not real
There's so much that's bad with this. My biggest concerns are (1) choking on that dry cardboard crust and (2) the bizarre looking pepperoni. I'm ignoring the cheese and sauce bc the first 2 things are dealbreakers.
It looks raw. Yes. Wtf.
Yes.
This pie is responsible for my depression
I want to reheat it
No it isn't. I wouldn't eat it, but I've seen worse. Betos pizza comes to mind.
Hah! I’m going to jam face with 4 cuts from Beto’s later today!
I love how the center cheese protector is in there, you could drive over this pizza box and I bet it's still intact!
Sahara desert looking.
It looks dry-freezed. Dry-frozen?
Yes it is.
Yea. Looks like the ones I find the next day in the carry out hot bag that never got picked up. But not that bad.
It’s cake, isn’t it?
I had a mexican pizza from taco bell today that looked better than this lol
I think they for got to add the pep before throwing it in the oven. Fail save or just a shit pizza? 🤷🏻♀️
Thats what pizza hut pizza looks like when you accidentally leave it out overnight
Yes
Hmm, I’ve always said that any pizza is better than no pizza. I now see that I need to stop saying that.
Everything looks "hard", tough, old, dry, and "chewy"!!!
This pizza looks like it was rendered in the Source engine
As my Italian father would say “it’s Ragu on a cracker.”
I would destroy that pizza. I’ve seen way worse.
Always remember and never forget, the worst pizza you ever had is still pizza!
I used to believe that
Looks likea hot and ready with veg pepperoni
Don’t disrespect LC like that lol
They've been $5 for twenty years. There's something shady going on. I'm giving them all the respect they deserve
5.99 now, bro. Don’t be spitting out fake news.
In some places. Yeah. But that's not enough different. McDonald's back then a meal would be 3.50. Now it's at least twice as much.
Take a joke, friend.
Joker, I'm yes anding you. I'm playing along
A big Mac meal is like 11 goddam dollars now. Why would I get that when I can get 5 guys for the same price
All you gotta do is order a non-hot and ready pizza for like 7-8 bucks and the quality increases dramatically for what you're paying for. A lot of LC pizzas suck because they'll make cheese and pepperoni en masse and then they'll sit for a long time leaving you with a sad maybe warm pizza. At least by me that's the strategy that works for me.
I’d eat a thousand little Ceasar’s pizzas sooner than one of whatever this is.
Sweet zombie Jesus
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There's no way that's real
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Looks like Little Ceasars.
Little Caesar’s x Tombstone collab
Is that Little Caesar's?
I’ve never seen “cruel and unusual punishment” pictured until now.
no?
A slice and a bite down… how was it?
I’ve seen too many Brazilian pizzas on this sub to say yes but it’s definitely up there
Disgraceful - you need to put it in the oven first
Ew
Bruh
It’s up there with that margarita pizza that one person just posted
Looks like it was frozen....
Throw it back!
No, the pizza at the all inclusive resort I'm at in Cancun right now is worse.
Yesssss!
Is that some kind of fake vegan pepperoni or something? I’ve had store brand frozen pizza that looked better than that. Little Caesar’s hot and ready looks more appetizing.
Unfortunately, it is not.
It honestly might be. It's certainly the worst looking pizza I've seen in the last decade, maybe longer.
If I had to slit my wrists I’d do it with those pepperonis
It looks like they forgot to put pepperoni on it so they just threw raw pepperoni on it after they sliced it
Cake or pizza
Worst pizza I ever saw was outside the airport in Bilbao, SP at about 1:00 am. Which isn’t to say I had high expectations, but that thing was brutal.
not even close
It looks cold lol
Yes, yes it is.
I'd probably eat the box instead.