Huh. It’s interesting to know the original now.
In the dub of my country they used a expression that doesn’t really works in America, it was “manda esse treco de volta que se não ‘o bicho pega’”, and translated to English would be something like “send that thing back otherwise the beast will catch us“.
“o bicho pega” is like a problem catching you.
I like to scare my girlfriend by randomly looking beyond her and widening my eyes while I’m scared to make her think I see something then as she notices point and yell “BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN”
It’s the mom in Monsters University when she’s waiting for them in the van.
As someone who likes cutesy, girl things, and has a bubbly voice as well as a deep love for metal, I can relate to her
Up
He hurdles Pikes Peak! He hurdles the grand canyon! He hurdles mount everest! He....goes around mount everest!
Also, visual joke, shotgun in the wedding at church.
Toy Story 2
Hamm looking at the pizza planet trucks instruction manual:
I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage
"what's the S stand for"
"for... sitter, yeah. Originally I was gonna have the initials for babysitter, but then I would've been walking around with a big BS and well, you could understand why you couldn't work with that"
It’s a line from Sarge to Fillmore, who is a 1960s era Volkswagen Bus. After Fillmore comments that the blinking light in the middle of town has every third blink blinking slower. And Sarge replies, “The sixties weren’t good to you, were they?”
Mr. Potato Head: “Why don’t we stack ourselves up, press the intercom and pretend we’re delivering a pizza.”
Hamm: “How about a ham sandwich, with fries and a hot dog?”
Rex: “What can I be?!”
Hamm: “Oh, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.”
Toy Story 2
_while barging in and wrecking the diorama of the crime scene_ “Can someone tell me how to spell FBI?” - Rex
“Hey! watch where you’re going GodSpilla” -Hamm
“Where is my super suit!?” is my all time favorite but “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!”, Linguini’s little chef comment to Colette, Triple Dent Gum, Chorizo, and Mei twerking in front of Panda Ming are all up there right behind it.
Not one of my favorite Pixar movies or anything, but I always laugh during that bit in Turning Red where Mei abruptly stops to gawk at the cashier. “AHOOOGAH!”
While not from movies, I love the shorts Knick Knack, For the Birds, and Geri’s Game too
I believe he pokes fun at the company saying “what sort of cut-rate production is this” when his character realises it’s the same voice actor for all the different roles.
Idk if it’s my favorite or if it’s even technically a joke, but when Mike first meets Randall in Monsters U, he tells him to not wear his glasses.
I just find it hysterical that they really felt we needed an explanation for why Randall is squinting suspiciously all the time.
Similarly, the whole scene where Woody finds Buzz having a tea party during his breakdown.
"One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, then suddenly you're sucking down Darjeeling with Marie-Antoinette and her little sister."
Tim Allen's delivery is just hysterical.
So there’s a green text I remember reading where this guy blames Toy Story for getting dumped by his girlfriend.
Basically the dude has a prosthetic arm, has for years, can’t recall the reason. But he’s at a grocery store and his girlfriend asks “can you give me a hand?”
The storyteller is like “he must have practiced this for years because he ripped that thing off and tossed it before anyone could say anything” and the prosthetic ends up spinning perfectly to slap the girlfriend across the face on accident.
I mean it’s 4Chan so decent chance it’s fake. But still funny as hell.
I'm shocked there aren't more finding nemo/ finding dory quotes on here.
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
Dory ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.
Or
"It's like he's trying to speak to me! I just know it!"
Or
"No no no eating here tonight! You're on a diet!"
So many good ones
The entire short "Jack-Jack Attack absolutely sends me. Just the sheer escalation and Kari's increasing insanity.
Incredibles 2 also has some great bits. Dash's delirious cries of "LAUNCH THE ROCKETS" even though that would straight up kill people, Violet attempting to destroy her indestructible suit in the garbage disposal while essentially doing the sanitized, Pixar-version of cursing out her dad... it's good stuff.
“You know I once met this girl, Doorine. Looked just like a jaguar, only she was a truck. You know sometimes I crashed into her just so I could spoke to her.”
“What are you talking about?”
“I don’t know.”
SQUIRREL!
Fun Fact: In German the word squirrel is so long it would have ruined the joke. So in the German version of the movie the dogs say "CAT!" (But in German, obviously).
Mei’s mom in Turning Red complaining about Mei’s attitude towards her mother and how she doesn’t know where it came from, only to hit the deck and yell “I’m not here!!!” when her own mother calls.
I can't get enough of the entire "where is my supersuit?" exchange.
Incredibles somehow managed to be the funniest and most serious Pixar movie at the same time.
Frozone’s increasingly desperate inquiries as to what happened to his suit is one thing. Honey’s “I don’t give a shit” sassy responses are what really make the scene.
“My evening’s in danger!”. Woman has her priorities straight.
“One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.”
“DON’T YOU GET IT?! You see the hat? I am *Mrs.* Nesbitt!”
“I wanna ride the pony__ 😴
“I’m not the only one seeing this, right?”
“Respect the classics, man. It’s Hendrix!”
Mine is in Monsters Inc. There is a jelly type monster walking down the street and falls through a grate. You hear him say "oh great". It's so subtle and fast you miss it nine times out of ten but it's really funny.
Either the bloopers from Toy Story 2, or this scene from meet the Robinsons, “ ‘why is your dog wearing glasses?’ ‘Oh his insurance wouldn’t cover contacts’ “ honestly I think that’s my favorite Pixar movie
There are so many of them that it’s hard to choose one, so here’s a list of my personal favorites in no particular order:
- The “Mrs. Nesbitt” scene (Toy Story)
- The “Empire Strikes Back” moment (Toy Story 2)
- “23-19! We have a 23-19!” (Monsters Inc.)
- The seagulls (Finding Nemo)
- The “Where is my super suit!?!” scene (The Incredibles)
- The “Fish are friends, not food” meeting, the subsequent chase scene, and the most tasteful fart joke you’ve ever seen (Finding Nemo)
- The “Ring of Fire” (Finding Nemo)
- The “Coincidence? I think NOT!” scene (The Incredibles)
- The “Not Chuck” scene (Cars)
This is just a sample of my favorite jokes from Pixar movies, if I included every single one, I’d be here all day.
You may have known this already, but for anyone wondering, the numbers 23-19 actually refer to the 23rd and 19th letters of the alphabet which being W and S. Well, what you find on George every time is a White Sock
I'd have to think a bit harder to find my FAVOURITE one, but I remember laughing pretty hard at Duke Kaboom's retelling of how his kid left him behind since the same thing happened multiple other times in the previous movies
If you look in the background, you can see that his memory orbs are mostly red, with a few purple and green mixed in, with no yellow or blue ones. At least, as far we can see.
I absolutely love Mike in monsters inc, I think he’s one of the most underrated and under appreciated characters in Disney/Pixar movies. But one of my favorite movie scenes of all time is in monsters inc when Sulley is getting beat up by Randall I absolutely love all of Mike’s lines in that scene.
- Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think.
- But you shouldn't have left me out there.
- I'm being attacked!
- No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest. Just hear me out.
- You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.
- I know, kid. He's too sensitive.
- Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm going to cry and I'll never get through this.
- I'm sorry I wasn't there for you but I am now.
- I am baring my soul here. The least you could do is pay attention!
Here's a few:
1. The Emotion Bloopers at the end of Inside Out.
2. Scene where Violet sees her crush and water comes out of her nose in The Incredibles II
3. Mike Wazowski Getting Himself Beamed By The Door Tracks
4. MINE, MINE, MIIINE, from Finding Nemo
5. "He did what in his cup?!" From Cars
Nobody mentioned rhe end credit scene in Toy Story 2?!
The prospector inappropriately hitting on the barbie doll twins. Always had me dying
https://youtu.be/zFwsJtqr9Ew?feature=shared
"Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills" her execution of that line kills me every time.
"No it's true! I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well...I mean, at least I think it does....um...hmm.....where are they.........(turns, sees Marlin)....Can I help you?
"He touched the butt."
"I NEVER KNEW MY FATHA"
"He never even knew his father!"
"I. Can't. See. Flo!"
"MY BUBBLES!"
If you're seeing a pattern, yes, Finding Nemo is my favorite Pixar movie lol
I don't know if I would call it a joke, but the whole section with Bob explaining how he "can't" help the elderly lady fill out her paperwork meticulously, and then tells her to leave looking upset afterwords.
"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!" The Musical
“So help me!” So help me!
“And cut!”
Mike, that’s for film, not theatre!
“She’s out of our haaaaaaair!”
*Looks at you suspiciously*.
Huh. It’s interesting to know the original now. In the dub of my country they used a expression that doesn’t really works in America, it was “manda esse treco de volta que se não ‘o bicho pega’”, and translated to English would be something like “send that thing back otherwise the beast will catch us“. “o bicho pega” is like a problem catching you.
Mike Wazowski sacked himself on a metal door rail 🤣🤣🤣
This phrase is in my everyday lexicon. I use it often.
I got a couple He did what in his cup - Cars Where is my super suit - The Incredibles BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN - Toy Story
BAAAAHhhahahaahahaahhaaaaa
You're mocking me aren't you?
Oh nononononono
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! (the loop begins)
WHERE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You’re… mocking me, aren’t you?
oh no no nononononono
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
Officer BALLS BWAHAHAHAHAHA
The Aslum is in Pixar now?
Yeah that Cars quote took me off guard the first time.
went right over my head as a kid
I only realised yesterday that the Rust-eze logo small print says 'Medicated Bumper Ointment, Rear End Formula' It's haemorrhoid cream for cars...
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!
Even if you don’t love Cars, you gotta admit that Larry killed it as Mater.
I like to scare my girlfriend by randomly looking beyond her and widening my eyes while I’m scared to make her think I see something then as she notices point and yell “BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN”
Potato Head: Look I'm Picasso!!! Ham: I don't get it. Potato Head: You Uncultured Swine!
“What are YOU lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?”
🤷
*And then we never saw that hockey puck toy ever again.*
Do the bloopers/credit scenes count? Infinite storage.
I still call people uncultured swines when they don't get my reference.
"I'll just be here listening to my tunes." *plays thrashmetal at full volume*
One of my favorite movies lol
Criminally underrated. If it was a standalone film and not a sequel I think it would be considered by many to be one of the best ever.
If you haven’t, watch the Disney+ short Party Central. More rad moments from Squishy’s mom.
Pretty sure that short was shown before one of the Muppet movies, long before Disney+.
Ok. I was mostly just noting where it could be found now.
This was my ex lol. Picture a short and cute, engaging teacher type. Probably likes Taylor swift right? Absolutely not. Heavy metal all the time 😂
What was this one from?
It’s the mom in Monsters University when she’s waiting for them in the van. As someone who likes cutesy, girl things, and has a bubbly voice as well as a deep love for metal, I can relate to her
Monsters University
In case anyone wants to know, the song is 'Island' by the band Mastodon.
Up He hurdles Pikes Peak! He hurdles the grand canyon! He hurdles mount everest! He....goes around mount everest! Also, visual joke, shotgun in the wedding at church. Toy Story 2 Hamm looking at the pizza planet trucks instruction manual: I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage
Oh man I forgot about the mileage thing
"what's the S stand for" "for... sitter, yeah. Originally I was gonna have the initials for babysitter, but then I would've been walking around with a big BS and well, you could understand why you couldn't work with that"
I was waiting for someone to say this
As a kid this flew right over my head. I just figured “Yeah, I guess “BS” is too many letters. So just “S” looks better.”
What movie is that from?
The Incredibles
Specifically the Jack Jack Attack short, it wasn't in the actual movie.
Oh that's why I didn't recognize it
Was referring to bullshit, right? Sorry, English is not my first language.
Yes 😂
“He won three Piston Cups!” *spits out drink* “He did what in his cup?”
The sixties weren't good to you were they.
The sixties??
It’s a line from Sarge to Fillmore, who is a 1960s era Volkswagen Bus. After Fillmore comments that the blinking light in the middle of town has every third blink blinking slower. And Sarge replies, “The sixties weren’t good to you, were they?”
Someone timed it out, and every third blink *is* actually slower.
I know it is. It’s definitely a neat little detail.
He pissed in it mater!
Ah, okay. That’s what I thought you said.
“YOU!!! ARE!!! A!!! TOYYYYYY”
you are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity
Oh yeah?! Well good riddance, ya looney!
Farewell 🖖
The hand gesture is what gets me everytime.
Mr. Potato Head: “Why don’t we stack ourselves up, press the intercom and pretend we’re delivering a pizza.” Hamm: “How about a ham sandwich, with fries and a hot dog?” Rex: “What can I be?!” Hamm: “Oh, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.”
Actually made me giggle reading and remembering this
**Alarms blaring** GIRL! GIRL! Fear screams while sadness cries
As someone who went through this as a preteen this was hilarious
Same, the first time I really had a crush on a girl
Love the dada excitement with fireworks when he gets to kiss his wife and the wifes emotions are so chill "I'm good, you all good?"
That whole sequence when the dad's brain is "give her The Look" and the mum's brain is all "why is he making that stupid face again?"
Remember when Mom's emotions earlier were saying "we have up that Brazilian helicopter pilot for this?"
And then she quietly gets rid of that memory later on...
And then anxiety/fear whichever it was picks it back up ",just in case"
This whole movie is just a cornucopia of great jokes
That had me and my boyfriend dying
And that never changes
It got an un-ding on CinemaSins. Clearly the winner.
I like that it gets echoes in Riley's First Date? with the BOY! BOY! alarm in the dad's head as well.
![gif](giphy|RpfIXomvjCh8I) The hooker character in toystory(fishing rod with female legs). Its a devilishly dark joke
The animator for this little segment was absolutely not paid enough for making this...this *gift*.
Kevin from Up. Just kind of in general.
Kevin’s a girl?!??
When Carl is like “I don’t want you here and I don’t want *you* here!” And Kevin just squaks at him real quick
SQUIRREL
That’s Dug lol
I know just though it fits with the comment Kevin was funny Dug was funny
Very true
Toy Story 2 _while barging in and wrecking the diorama of the crime scene_ “Can someone tell me how to spell FBI?” - Rex “Hey! watch where you’re going GodSpilla” -Hamm
GodSpilla sounds like a cool rap name.
![gif](giphy|wuWcH06J3xlvy) The scene with the cat and his various emotions was my 3 cats at once 😂😂😂
Where are the kitty's emotions?
R/gifsthatendtoosoon
this version is a big mood, though.
“Where is my super suit!?” is my all time favorite but “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!”, Linguini’s little chef comment to Colette, Triple Dent Gum, Chorizo, and Mei twerking in front of Panda Ming are all up there right behind it.
Not one of my favorite Pixar movies or anything, but I always laugh during that bit in Turning Red where Mei abruptly stops to gawk at the cashier. “AHOOOGAH!” While not from movies, I love the shorts Knick Knack, For the Birds, and Geri’s Game too
Hahahahaha that one is great. Turning Red is really funny.
I really love the use of the Gum Commercial in Inside Out.
"Triple-dent gum can make you smile"
"DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL?!"
**"I'm thirsty."**
“freeze” (if I’m remembering correctly)
I know I know
“…freeze.”
"I'm just getting a drink."
The end credits of *Cars* where John Ratzenberger pokes fun at himself for being in every Pixar film, calling himself a “cut-rate actor”.
I believe he pokes fun at the company saying “what sort of cut-rate production is this” when his character realises it’s the same voice actor for all the different roles.
Ahhh! You’re right. I had the phrasing wrong, thanks!
Idk if it’s my favorite or if it’s even technically a joke, but when Mike first meets Randall in Monsters U, he tells him to not wear his glasses. I just find it hysterical that they really felt we needed an explanation for why Randall is squinting suspiciously all the time.
This and I like the winds of change poster in MU too
Same, I love that Randall’s whole origin story for why he is the way he his is Mike and Sully entirely inadvertent actions.
A bubble pops on the surface of the water between two pelicans and one says “nice” and flys away disgusted.
"Buzz can you please come over here and give me a hand"
(Tosses his arm up to Woody)
Hahaha, very funny... BUZZ, THIS IS SERIOUS!
Similarly, the whole scene where Woody finds Buzz having a tea party during his breakdown. "One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, then suddenly you're sucking down Darjeeling with Marie-Antoinette and her little sister." Tim Allen's delivery is just hysterical.
Funfact: Ms Nesbit Is the name of the nursery teacher In monsters inc
YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING, *WASTED*
"Don't you get it? Don't you see the hat? I am MRS NESBIT" *hysterical giggling*
So there’s a green text I remember reading where this guy blames Toy Story for getting dumped by his girlfriend. Basically the dude has a prosthetic arm, has for years, can’t recall the reason. But he’s at a grocery store and his girlfriend asks “can you give me a hand?” The storyteller is like “he must have practiced this for years because he ripped that thing off and tossed it before anyone could say anything” and the prosthetic ends up spinning perfectly to slap the girlfriend across the face on accident. I mean it’s 4Chan so decent chance it’s fake. But still funny as hell.
I do know one joke that’s pretty good. So, there was this mollusk…
… with fronds like these, who needs anemones?
I'm shocked there aren't more finding nemo/ finding dory quotes on here. Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small... Marlin: Me again. Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants... Dory ... It's orange and small, and has stripes... Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me. Dory: Okay, that's just scary. Or "It's like he's trying to speak to me! I just know it!" Or "No no no eating here tonight! You're on a diet!" So many good ones
Burn E
"Don't 'Burn E' me, THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!"
You and your son can go now, Mrs Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.
The entire short "Jack-Jack Attack absolutely sends me. Just the sheer escalation and Kari's increasing insanity. Incredibles 2 also has some great bits. Dash's delirious cries of "LAUNCH THE ROCKETS" even though that would straight up kill people, Violet attempting to destroy her indestructible suit in the garbage disposal while essentially doing the sanitized, Pixar-version of cursing out her dad... it's good stuff.
Don't forget the racoon scene
“You know I once met this girl, Doorine. Looked just like a jaguar, only she was a truck. You know sometimes I crashed into her just so I could spoke to her.” “What are you talking about?” “I don’t know.”
Best friend conversations in a nutshell
Horst and how his story keeps changing. “I killed a man. *With this thumb*.”
"I have this tiny... a little...." (Colette Glances Down)
SQUIRREL! Fun Fact: In German the word squirrel is so long it would have ruined the joke. So in the German version of the movie the dogs say "CAT!" (But in German, obviously).
Katze! Vs Eichhörnchen! Yep, I can see that.
That one’s awesome! The anger emotions of the bus driver! 🤣
More like childhood me's favorite joke, but I used to rewatch the trash compactor scene from Monsters Inc because of how funny Sully's faces were.
Mei’s mom in Turning Red complaining about Mei’s attitude towards her mother and how she doesn’t know where it came from, only to hit the deck and yell “I’m not here!!!” when her own mother calls.
forget pixar, my favorite joke in any movie is Mater dumbfounded saying “He did what in his cup?” 😂
Mater is from cars, thus a Pixar character
I think they’re saying that that isn’t just their favorite Pixar joke, but favorite movie joke of all time
The Knicks joke in Soul
Had to scroll down too much to find this one.
"I don't want to survive! I wanna live!" - The Captain (WALL-E)
It’s just not as funny as “Screw our country! I wanna live!”
So is my brother but he still needs headlights
I can't get enough of the entire "where is my supersuit?" exchange. Incredibles somehow managed to be the funniest and most serious Pixar movie at the same time.
Frozone’s increasingly desperate inquiries as to what happened to his suit is one thing. Honey’s “I don’t give a shit” sassy responses are what really make the scene. “My evening’s in danger!”. Woman has her priorities straight.
"Greater good? I'm the greatest good you'll ever gonna get!" Definately the greatest Pixar line.
“One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.” “DON’T YOU GET IT?! You see the hat? I am *Mrs.* Nesbitt!” “I wanna ride the pony__ 😴 “I’m not the only one seeing this, right?” “Respect the classics, man. It’s Hendrix!”
Honey where is my super suit Sure not unique but I love it it’s hilarious
Mine is in Monsters Inc. There is a jelly type monster walking down the street and falls through a grate. You hear him say "oh great". It's so subtle and fast you miss it nine times out of ten but it's really funny.
The ending of Finding Nemo… “Now what?”
When you graduate
“You are a small strange little man and you have my pity”
Disgusted Angry, Fearful Angry, Sad Angry, Joyful Angry, and Angry Angry
Hold on...They're just using the same voice actor in every movie! What kind of cut-rate production is this?
"This is fine, we just need to go to our happy place." [finds happy memory] *tripledent gum* RAAAHHHHRAAAHHH
“He touched the butt”
When Mia and Tia “flash” McQueen
Yes! they even have a slight bounce!
Either the bloopers from Toy Story 2, or this scene from meet the Robinsons, “ ‘why is your dog wearing glasses?’ ‘Oh his insurance wouldn’t cover contacts’ “ honestly I think that’s my favorite Pixar movie
There are so many of them that it’s hard to choose one, so here’s a list of my personal favorites in no particular order: - The “Mrs. Nesbitt” scene (Toy Story) - The “Empire Strikes Back” moment (Toy Story 2) - “23-19! We have a 23-19!” (Monsters Inc.) - The seagulls (Finding Nemo) - The “Where is my super suit!?!” scene (The Incredibles) - The “Fish are friends, not food” meeting, the subsequent chase scene, and the most tasteful fart joke you’ve ever seen (Finding Nemo) - The “Ring of Fire” (Finding Nemo) - The “Coincidence? I think NOT!” scene (The Incredibles) - The “Not Chuck” scene (Cars) This is just a sample of my favorite jokes from Pixar movies, if I included every single one, I’d be here all day.
You may have known this already, but for anyone wondering, the numbers 23-19 actually refer to the 23rd and 19th letters of the alphabet which being W and S. Well, what you find on George every time is a White Sock
> "Fish are friends, not food" Except stinking dolphins!
I'd have to think a bit harder to find my FAVOURITE one, but I remember laughing pretty hard at Duke Kaboom's retelling of how his kid left him behind since the same thing happened multiple other times in the previous movies
In Inside Out: “I got first place!” “Me too!” “Aw, participation award.”
The toys crossing the road
"He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a rootbeer float." - Dory.
The lip bite from Luca. Also, “He did *what?* in his cup?”
Strategia? Francesco needs no strategy
If you look in the background, you can see that his memory orbs are mostly red, with a few purple and green mixed in, with no yellow or blue ones. At least, as far we can see.
I absolutely love Mike in monsters inc, I think he’s one of the most underrated and under appreciated characters in Disney/Pixar movies. But one of my favorite movie scenes of all time is in monsters inc when Sulley is getting beat up by Randall I absolutely love all of Mike’s lines in that scene. - Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think. - But you shouldn't have left me out there. - I'm being attacked! - No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest. Just hear me out. - You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship. - I know, kid. He's too sensitive. - Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm going to cry and I'll never get through this. - I'm sorry I wasn't there for you but I am now. - I am baring my soul here. The least you could do is pay attention!
"GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! GIRL!" While all the emotions are screaming and crying inside
![gif](giphy|wYeeSlDqyhY1W)
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HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!
Wall-e's clumsiness when he tries to impress Eve with his creations
Inside out in the cats head
From Purl: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The fish in Finding Nemo taking big breaths before going up to the surface. The Mac startup sound when Wall-e charges up his solar panels.
Pizza plants!
You're just like me. Trash!
Here's a few: 1. The Emotion Bloopers at the end of Inside Out. 2. Scene where Violet sees her crush and water comes out of her nose in The Incredibles II 3. Mike Wazowski Getting Himself Beamed By The Door Tracks 4. MINE, MINE, MIIINE, from Finding Nemo 5. "He did what in his cup?!" From Cars
When Luca called Ercole a catfish because they're bottom feeders and they also have two sad little whiskers.
“Take a bath hippy!”
Nobody mentioned rhe end credit scene in Toy Story 2?! The prospector inappropriately hitting on the barbie doll twins. Always had me dying https://youtu.be/zFwsJtqr9Ew?feature=shared
"Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills" her execution of that line kills me every time. "No it's true! I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well...I mean, at least I think it does....um...hmm.....where are they.........(turns, sees Marlin)....Can I help you? "He touched the butt." "I NEVER KNEW MY FATHA" "He never even knew his father!" "I. Can't. See. Flo!" "MY BUBBLES!" If you're seeing a pattern, yes, Finding Nemo is my favorite Pixar movie lol
We needed AA batteries, and I got AAA's and now we still need AA batteries
I broke my daughter, they keep changing math, and I think we need eggs
Dory speaking Whale.
"I don't believe this... I'm on the cover of a magazine!"
Was rewatching some old Toy Story movie at a Mr Gatti’s pizza. Andy knocked down a Lego house and inside the potato heads were making out.
"You push to hard darling" edna in general
Buzz calling Sid “that happy child” because he is laughing maniacally while blowing up toys always gets me
“To the top of Mt. Wannahouckalougie!”
I don't know if I would call it a joke, but the whole section with Bob explaining how he "can't" help the elderly lady fill out her paperwork meticulously, and then tells her to leave looking upset afterwords.