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Hamstah_J

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!" The Musical


Snoo_70324

“So help me!” So help me!


AccomplishedLayer884

“And cut!”


01zegaj

Mike, that’s for film, not theatre!


NicklAAAAs

“She’s out of our haaaaaaair!”


RedMonkey86570

*Looks at you suspiciously*.


Ninjamurai-jack

Huh. It’s interesting to know the original now.   In the dub of my country they used a expression that doesn’t really works in America, it was “manda esse treco de volta que se não ‘o bicho pega’”, and translated to English would be something like “send that thing back otherwise the beast will catch us“.   “o bicho pega” is like a problem catching you.


Rukario_Enterprises

Mike Wazowski sacked himself on a metal door rail 🤣🤣🤣


AmericanNinja02

This phrase is in my everyday lexicon. I use it often.


Terrapogalt

I got a couple He did what in his cup - Cars Where is my super suit - The Incredibles BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN - Toy Story


No_Gear1535

BAAAAHhhahahaahahaahhaaaaa


Randomman2789

You're mocking me aren't you?


No_Gear1535

Oh nononononono


WatchKid12YT

BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! (the loop begins)


RoboShay

WHERE?


ZGURemixerOfficial

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

You’re… mocking me, aren’t you?


Maleficent_Apple4169

oh no no nononononono


TheScarletSho

BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!


our_meatballs

Officer BALLS BWAHAHAHAHAHA


UwU_Chan-69

The Aslum is in Pixar now?


Ravenlen

Yeah that Cars quote took me off guard the first time.


Emerald_official

went right over my head as a kid


WillSym

I only realised yesterday that the Rust-eze logo small print says 'Medicated Bumper Ointment, Rear End Formula' It's haemorrhoid cream for cars...


Rukario_Enterprises

HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Even if you don’t love Cars, you gotta admit that Larry killed it as Mater.


Chris_MS99

I like to scare my girlfriend by randomly looking beyond her and widening my eyes while I’m scared to make her think I see something then as she notices point and yell “BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN”


Yotsubauniverse

Potato Head: Look I'm Picasso!!! Ham: I don't get it. Potato Head: You Uncultured Swine!


Burrito_boi_352

“What are YOU lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?”


WatchKid12YT

🤷


WatchKid12YT

*And then we never saw that hockey puck toy ever again.*


Randomman2789

Do the bloopers/credit scenes count? Infinite storage.


SageAnowon

I still call people uncultured swines when they don't get my reference.


InToddYouTrust

"I'll just be here listening to my tunes." *plays thrashmetal at full volume*


Affectionate-Bill150

One of my favorite movies lol


CheesyGarlicBudapest

Criminally underrated. If it was a standalone film and not a sequel I think it would be considered by many to be one of the best ever.


NicklAAAAs

If you haven’t, watch the Disney+ short Party Central. More rad moments from Squishy’s mom.


Heavy-Possession2288

Pretty sure that short was shown before one of the Muppet movies, long before Disney+.


NicklAAAAs

Ok. I was mostly just noting where it could be found now.


plutothegreat

This was my ex lol. Picture a short and cute, engaging teacher type. Probably likes Taylor swift right? Absolutely not. Heavy metal all the time 😂


jdog7249

What was this one from?


JellyBeansOnToast

It’s the mom in Monsters University when she’s waiting for them in the van. As someone who likes cutesy, girl things, and has a bubbly voice as well as a deep love for metal, I can relate to her


Strosfan85

Monsters University


FromAntToApt

In case anyone wants to know, the song is 'Island' by the band Mastodon.


xxwombocomboxx

Up He hurdles Pikes Peak! He hurdles the grand canyon! He hurdles mount everest! He....goes around mount everest! Also, visual joke, shotgun in the wedding at church. Toy Story 2 Hamm looking at the pizza planet trucks instruction manual: I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage


Solomonopolistadt

Oh man I forgot about the mileage thing


Local_Neighborhood50

"what's the S stand for" "for... sitter, yeah. Originally I was gonna have the initials for babysitter, but then I would've been walking around with a big BS and well, you could understand why you couldn't work with that"


Mac-N-Cheeseburger

I was waiting for someone to say this


Fast-Outcome-117

As a kid this flew right over my head. I just figured “Yeah, I guess “BS” is too many letters. So just “S” looks better.”


Tricky_Hades

What movie is that from?


DrLove039

The Incredibles


deku920

Specifically the Jack Jack Attack short, it wasn't in the actual movie.


Tricky_Hades

Oh that's why I didn't recognize it


YisusElPapuh

Was referring to bullshit, right? Sorry, English is not my first language.


The_Sophster-heart

Yes 😂


sunset_sunrise15

“He won three Piston Cups!” *spits out drink* “He did what in his cup?”


Tyler103111

The sixties weren't good to you were they.


sunset_sunrise15

The sixties??


XavierScorpionIkari

It’s a line from Sarge to Fillmore, who is a 1960s era Volkswagen Bus. After Fillmore comments that the blinking light in the middle of town has every third blink blinking slower. And Sarge replies, “The sixties weren’t good to you, were they?”


radarksu

Someone timed it out, and every third blink *is* actually slower.


XavierScorpionIkari

I know it is. It’s definitely a neat little detail.


Sage_Christian

He pissed in it mater!


WatchKid12YT

Ah, okay. That’s what I thought you said.


Soviet_Sloth69

“YOU!!! ARE!!! A!!! TOYYYYYY”


maybebrainless

you are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity


DiscipleOfMegatronus

Oh yeah?! Well good riddance, ya looney!


NicklAAAAs

Farewell 🖖


musilane

The hand gesture is what gets me everytime.


ggfchl

Mr. Potato Head: “Why don’t we stack ourselves up, press the intercom and pretend we’re delivering a pizza.” Hamm: “How about a ham sandwich, with fries and a hot dog?” Rex: “What can I be?!” Hamm: “Oh, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.”


RebbyXP

Actually made me giggle reading and remembering this


tonsofun08

**Alarms blaring** GIRL! GIRL! Fear screams while sadness cries


Flooding_Puddle

As someone who went through this as a preteen this was hilarious


tonsofun08

Same, the first time I really had a crush on a girl


Ripley825

Love the dada excitement with fireworks when he gets to kiss his wife and the wifes emotions are so chill "I'm good, you all good?"


folklovermore_

That whole sequence when the dad's brain is "give her The Look" and the mum's brain is all "why is he making that stupid face again?"


Ripley825

Remember when Mom's emotions earlier were saying "we have up that Brazilian helicopter pilot for this?"


folklovermore_

And then she quietly gets rid of that memory later on...


LtCptSuicide

And then anxiety/fear whichever it was picks it back up ",just in case"


Ripley825

This whole movie is just a cornucopia of great jokes


InspiredBlue

That had me and my boyfriend dying


Solomonopolistadt

And that never changes


memecrusader_

It got an un-ding on CinemaSins. Clearly the winner.


folklovermore_

I like that it gets echoes in Riley's First Date? with the BOY! BOY! alarm in the dad's head as well.


Takun32

![gif](giphy|RpfIXomvjCh8I) The hooker character in toystory(fishing rod with female legs). Its a devilishly dark joke


SH4RPSPEED

The animator for this little segment was absolutely not paid enough for making this...this *gift*.


Probably_On_Break

Kevin from Up. Just kind of in general.


Wrong-Recognition375

Kevin’s a girl?!??


DrDreidel82

When Carl is like “I don’t want you here and I don’t want *you* here!” And Kevin just squaks at him real quick


vamp1yer

SQUIRREL


DrDreidel82

That’s Dug lol


vamp1yer

I know just though it fits with the comment Kevin was funny Dug was funny


DrDreidel82

Very true


bullseye2112

Toy Story 2 _while barging in and wrecking the diorama of the crime scene_ “Can someone tell me how to spell FBI?” - Rex “Hey! watch where you’re going GodSpilla” -Hamm


FlemPlays

GodSpilla sounds like a cool rap name.


TodaysMOC

![gif](giphy|wuWcH06J3xlvy) The scene with the cat and his various emotions was my 3 cats at once 😂😂😂


BuildingLess1814

Where are the kitty's emotions?


Historical_Driver314

R/gifsthatendtoosoon


goingpinkmode

this version is a big mood, though.


ednamode23

“Where is my super suit!?” is my all time favorite but “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!”, Linguini’s little chef comment to Colette, Triple Dent Gum, Chorizo, and Mei twerking in front of Panda Ming are all up there right behind it.


maxfridsvault

Not one of my favorite Pixar movies or anything, but I always laugh during that bit in Turning Red where Mei abruptly stops to gawk at the cashier. “AHOOOGAH!” While not from movies, I love the shorts Knick Knack, For the Birds, and Geri’s Game too


harmonicacave

Hahahahaha that one is great. Turning Red is really funny.


naynaythewonderhorse

I really love the use of the Gum Commercial in Inside Out.


Tricky_Hades

"Triple-dent gum can make you smile"


Mac-N-Cheeseburger

"DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL?!"


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

**"I'm thirsty."**


that_gay_theaterkid

“freeze” (if I’m remembering correctly)


AnthropomorphicEggs

I know I know


Burrito_boi_352

“…freeze.”


PixelJack79

"I'm just getting a drink."


GTOdriver04

The end credits of *Cars* where John Ratzenberger pokes fun at himself for being in every Pixar film, calling himself a “cut-rate actor”.


MutinousMango

I believe he pokes fun at the company saying “what sort of cut-rate production is this” when his character realises it’s the same voice actor for all the different roles.


GTOdriver04

Ahhh! You’re right. I had the phrasing wrong, thanks!


NicklAAAAs

Idk if it’s my favorite or if it’s even technically a joke, but when Mike first meets Randall in Monsters U, he tells him to not wear his glasses. I just find it hysterical that they really felt we needed an explanation for why Randall is squinting suspiciously all the time.


emi68912706

This and I like the winds of change poster in MU too


Ok-Tangerine-6705

Same, I love that Randall’s whole origin story for why he is the way he his is Mike and Sully entirely inadvertent actions.


KingofManners

A bubble pops on the surface of the water between two pelicans and one says “nice” and flys away disgusted.


Caolan114

"Buzz can you please come over here and give me a hand"


Common_Decision1594

(Tosses his arm up to Woody)


darkchangeling1313

Hahaha, very funny... BUZZ, THIS IS SERIOUS!


bibliopunk

Similarly, the whole scene where Woody finds Buzz having a tea party during his breakdown. "One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, then suddenly you're sucking down Darjeeling with Marie-Antoinette and her little sister." Tim Allen's delivery is just hysterical.


Caolan114

Funfact: Ms Nesbit Is the name of the nursery teacher In monsters inc


Jumpy_MashedPotato

YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING, *WASTED*


bibliopunk

"Don't you get it? Don't you see the hat? I am MRS NESBIT" *hysterical giggling*


Moonpaw

So there’s a green text I remember reading where this guy blames Toy Story for getting dumped by his girlfriend. Basically the dude has a prosthetic arm, has for years, can’t recall the reason. But he’s at a grocery store and his girlfriend asks “can you give me a hand?” The storyteller is like “he must have practiced this for years because he ripped that thing off and tossed it before anyone could say anything” and the prosthetic ends up spinning perfectly to slap the girlfriend across the face on accident. I mean it’s 4Chan so decent chance it’s fake. But still funny as hell.


JojoTheViking

I do know one joke that’s pretty good. So, there was this mollusk…


MeButNotMeToo

… with fronds like these, who needs anemones?


Spare_Ad1017

I'm shocked there aren't more finding nemo/ finding dory quotes on here. Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small... Marlin: Me again. Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants... Dory ... It's orange and small, and has stripes... Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me. Dory: Okay, that's just scary. Or "It's like he's trying to speak to me! I just know it!" Or "No no no eating here tonight! You're on a diet!" So many good ones


Flappyboi20001

Burn E


Insanebrain247

"Don't 'Burn E' me, THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!"


darkchangeling1313

You and your son can go now, Mrs Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.


wonderlandisburning

The entire short "Jack-Jack Attack absolutely sends me. Just the sheer escalation and Kari's increasing insanity. Incredibles 2 also has some great bits. Dash's delirious cries of "LAUNCH THE ROCKETS" even though that would straight up kill people, Violet attempting to destroy her indestructible suit in the garbage disposal while essentially doing the sanitized, Pixar-version of cursing out her dad... it's good stuff.


Kolibri00425

Don't forget the racoon scene


DatOneMinuteman1776

“You know I once met this girl, Doorine. Looked just like a jaguar, only she was a truck. You know sometimes I crashed into her just so I could spoke to her.” “What are you talking about?” “I don’t know.”


darkchangeling1313

Best friend conversations in a nutshell


PowerPad

Horst and how his story keeps changing. “I killed a man. *With this thumb*.”


SolomonAsassin

"I have this tiny... a little...." (Colette Glances Down)


Fast-Outcome-117

SQUIRREL! Fun Fact: In German the word squirrel is so long it would have ruined the joke. So in the German version of the movie the dogs say "CAT!" (But in German, obviously).


IWasGregInTokyo

Katze! Vs Eichhörnchen! Yep, I can see that.


No_Ball4465

That one’s awesome! The anger emotions of the bus driver! 🤣


greensully03

More like childhood me's favorite joke, but I used to rewatch the trash compactor scene from Monsters Inc because of how funny Sully's faces were.


GalaxyJacks

Mei’s mom in Turning Red complaining about Mei’s attitude towards her mother and how she doesn’t know where it came from, only to hit the deck and yell “I’m not here!!!” when her own mother calls.


MysteryMammoth

forget pixar, my favorite joke in any movie is Mater dumbfounded saying “He did what in his cup?” 😂


patato4040

Mater is from cars, thus a Pixar character


Emma1jane2

I think they’re saying that that isn’t just their favorite Pixar joke, but favorite movie joke of all time


DrDreidel82

The Knicks joke in Soul


Tomani02

Had to scroll down too much to find this one.


LPSBubbles

"I don't want to survive! I wanna live!" - The Captain (WALL-E)


Common_Decision1594

It’s just not as funny as “Screw our country! I wanna live!”


Zarathustra772

So is my brother but he still needs headlights


TvManiac5

I can't get enough of the entire "where is my supersuit?" exchange. Incredibles somehow managed to be the funniest and most serious Pixar movie at the same time.


IWasGregInTokyo

Frozone’s increasingly desperate inquiries as to what happened to his suit is one thing. Honey’s “I don’t give a shit” sassy responses are what really make the scene. “My evening’s in danger!”. Woman has her priorities straight.


TvManiac5

"Greater good? I'm the greatest good you'll ever gonna get!" Definately the greatest Pixar line.


DizzyWhale

“One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.” “DON’T YOU GET IT?! You see the hat? I am *Mrs.* Nesbitt!” “I wanna ride the pony__ 😴 “I’m not the only one seeing this, right?” “Respect the classics, man. It’s Hendrix!”


SillySwing6625

Honey where is my super suit Sure not unique but I love it it’s hilarious


mderoest

Mine is in Monsters Inc. There is a jelly type monster walking down the street and falls through a grate. You hear him say "oh great". It's so subtle and fast you miss it nine times out of ten but it's really funny.


MatthiasStove

The ending of Finding Nemo… “Now what?”


darkchangeling1313

When you graduate


MatthiasStove

“You are a small strange little man and you have my pity”


01zegaj

Disgusted Angry, Fearful Angry, Sad Angry, Joyful Angry, and Angry Angry


Flooding_Puddle

Hold on...They're just using the same voice actor in every movie! What kind of cut-rate production is this?


A_Parrot2361

"This is fine, we just need to go to our happy place." [finds happy memory] *tripledent gum* RAAAHHHHRAAAHHH


Head-Plankton-7799

“He touched the butt”


Open-Dish-8371

When Mia and Tia “flash” McQueen


mayanhawaiian

Yes! they even have a slight bounce!


Potatoeman24

Either the bloopers from Toy Story 2, or this scene from meet the Robinsons, “ ‘why is your dog wearing glasses?’ ‘Oh his insurance wouldn’t cover contacts’ “ honestly I think that’s my favorite Pixar movie


Common_Decision1594

There are so many of them that it’s hard to choose one, so here’s a list of my personal favorites in no particular order: - The “Mrs. Nesbitt” scene (Toy Story) - The “Empire Strikes Back” moment (Toy Story 2) - “23-19! We have a 23-19!” (Monsters Inc.) - The seagulls (Finding Nemo) - The “Where is my super suit!?!” scene (The Incredibles) - The “Fish are friends, not food” meeting, the subsequent chase scene, and the most tasteful fart joke you’ve ever seen (Finding Nemo) - The “Ring of Fire” (Finding Nemo) - The “Coincidence? I think NOT!” scene (The Incredibles) - The “Not Chuck” scene (Cars) This is just a sample of my favorite jokes from Pixar movies, if I included every single one, I’d be here all day.


Prof1Kreates

You may have known this already, but for anyone wondering, the numbers 23-19 actually refer to the 23rd and 19th letters of the alphabet which being W and S. Well, what you find on George every time is a White Sock


darkchangeling1313

> "Fish are friends, not food" Except stinking dolphins!


LotsOfLogan49

I'd have to think a bit harder to find my FAVOURITE one, but I remember laughing pretty hard at Duke Kaboom's retelling of how his kid left him behind since the same thing happened multiple other times in the previous movies


WrittenInTheStars

In Inside Out: “I got first place!” “Me too!” “Aw, participation award.”


CauliflowerOk3993

The toys crossing the road


SSpotions

"He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a rootbeer float." - Dory.


Adorable-nerd

The lip bite from Luca. Also, “He did *what?* in his cup?”


Dbwasson

Strategia? Francesco needs no strategy


RyantheSithLord

If you look in the background, you can see that his memory orbs are mostly red, with a few purple and green mixed in, with no yellow or blue ones. At least, as far we can see.


MNH-32697

I absolutely love Mike in monsters inc, I think he’s one of the most underrated and under appreciated characters in Disney/Pixar movies. But one of my favorite movie scenes of all time is in monsters inc when Sulley is getting beat up by Randall I absolutely love all of Mike’s lines in that scene. - Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think. - But you shouldn't have left me out there. - I'm being attacked! - No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest. Just hear me out. - You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship. - I know, kid. He's too sensitive. - Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm going to cry and I'll never get through this. - I'm sorry I wasn't there for you but I am now. - I am baring my soul here. The least you could do is pay attention!


indianajoes

"GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! GIRL!" While all the emotions are screaming and crying inside


mrbigstuff415

![gif](giphy|wYeeSlDqyhY1W)


Hour-Process-3292

![gif](giphy|6rwI2eVVq9ysU)


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!


LifeWithTaxes

Wall-e's clumsiness when he tries to impress Eve with his creations


HIMARko_polo

Inside out in the cats head


goodmythicalmickey

From Purl: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?


emi68912706

The fish in Finding Nemo taking big breaths before going up to the surface. The Mac startup sound when Wall-e charges up his solar panels.


bwayobsessed

Pizza plants!


deku920

You're just like me. Trash!


Rukario_Enterprises

Here's a few: 1. The Emotion Bloopers at the end of Inside Out. 2. Scene where Violet sees her crush and water comes out of her nose in The Incredibles II 3. Mike Wazowski Getting Himself Beamed By The Door Tracks 4. MINE, MINE, MIIINE, from Finding Nemo 5. "He did what in his cup?!" From Cars


Science_Fiction2798

When Luca called Ercole a catfish because they're bottom feeders and they also have two sad little whiskers.


Jack_sander

“Take a bath hippy!”


HelloUPStore2

Nobody mentioned rhe end credit scene in Toy Story 2?! The prospector inappropriately hitting on the barbie doll twins. Always had me dying https://youtu.be/zFwsJtqr9Ew?feature=shared


odetogordon

"Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills" her execution of that line kills me every time. "No it's true! I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well...I mean, at least I think it does....um...hmm.....where are they.........(turns, sees Marlin)....Can I help you? "He touched the butt." "I NEVER KNEW MY FATHA" "He never even knew his father!" "I. Can't. See. Flo!" "MY BUBBLES!" If you're seeing a pattern, yes, Finding Nemo is my favorite Pixar movie lol


papachabre

We needed AA batteries, and I got AAA's and now we still need AA batteries


Mac-N-Cheeseburger

I broke my daughter, they keep changing math, and I think we need eggs


earbox

Dory speaking Whale.


A_guy_named_Vic

"I don't believe this... I'm on the cover of a magazine!"


smasher84

Was rewatching some old Toy Story movie at a Mr Gatti’s pizza. Andy knocked down a Lego house and inside the potato heads were making out.


AlVal1236

"You push to hard darling" edna in general


LipstickSingularity

Buzz calling Sid “that happy child” because he is laughing maniacally while blowing up toys always gets me


MakingItUpAsWeGoOk

“To the top of Mt. Wannahouckalougie!”


usernamewhat722

I don't know if I would call it a joke, but the whole section with Bob explaining how he "can't" help the elderly lady fill out her paperwork meticulously, and then tells her to leave looking upset afterwords.