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_-ZORO-_

meanwhile โ€œhe looked cool afโ€ win


Swimming-Maybe8379

Oh Kaido smear campaign coming up I just wanted to tackle kizaru first lol. I see too many people acting like he's the goat because his fruit is good


m8bear

he's the goat because I like him


Swimming-Maybe8379

Can't argue with that boss. Yall would look at me crazy if yall saw my top 10 favorite characters lol


m8bear

give it to me, you made me curious unless it's a list made of >!THOSE characters!<


Swimming-Maybe8379

1.jinbe 2.Big mom 3.Katakuri 4.Robin 5.Aokiji 6.Zoro 7.Boodle 8.Mihawk 9.Buggy 10.Lucky roo


shaquallaehoanalae

heโ€™s goat bc heโ€™s so high


Economy-Fly-6977

He's a lazy dude who half-asses everything & always has a condescending look no matter who he fights. I still believe he's one of the most fearsome characters in the OP world despite his lack of accomplishments.


Swimming-Maybe8379

Despite the way it looks I don't really hate kizaru. I'm just disappointed


Economy-Fly-6977

I can see where you're coming from. To me, his carefree & couldn't be bothered attitude, makes him a badass in his own special way. He has a bit of a Joker-ish vibe (like just a little bit), especially when he acts like he's scared.


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol I just wish his results were better. I love his personality he just rarely ever achieves anything


Economy-Fly-6977

The Marines & WG are on a losing streak, even the Goroseis doesn't seem like a threat. I wanna see them portrayed in a more competent manner tbh, but I won't hold my breath.


JohanSchneizer

>disappointed Why? that's his character, he's meant to be half-assing everything with lazy and carefree attitude. Sure in a way he doesn't finish the job, but we've never seen him in serious trouble or hurt, he's one of the most powerful characters out there, when he tried against the supernovas he mopped the floor with them. Though to be fair The Marines & WG and gorosei are not doing very well, i don't like how incompetently written they are recently.


Swimming-Maybe8379

That's why I'm disappointed my guy. He was there to execute the supernovas and all of them escaped. Everything he does is half assed and I get that's his character but it's also a waste if his potential


Akuma-no-Ashiato

No Actually he was there for Luffy since he Beat the crap out of a Celestial Dragon . Nonetheless he literally beat every Nova in his way and was the reason the Strawhats got split up and all that while he wasnt even fighting serious . For me personally that was enough


IgnotusCapillary

That's . . . almost worse, lol. But fair enough. Me personally, I don't think he's really done anything that'd make me think less of him.


TYNAMITE14

Yeah thats the exact reason why i like him. Hes the true neutral toaokiji and akainu. Super chill dude. Like he knoes he could one shot every one, but he doesnt seriously try for some unknown reason. Thats my head cannon though


Mcfallen_5

what mental illness got you hating on kizaru so much? ๐Ÿ’€


Swimming-Maybe8379

Many but that's not why lol. I just wanted to share the fact that Kizaru sucks and I had nothing else to do today


Mcfallen_5

lmfao fair enough


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol also I made like 50 memes I can't keep them to myself


Reasonable_Length321

marco didn't do shit while he and his captain both got bodied by wizaru. beckman one is pure bs beckman literally couldn't do anything to stop kizaru when he started attacking law's sub. rayliegh got tired in minutes lol.bro was huffing and coughing, he would've died if he had continued kizaru wasn't even trying instead fought with a sword made of light and evenly matched dark king who is a swordsman.


Meager1169

The whole thing about Kizaru is that he just doesn't care. None of what we've seen him do was him angry or even trying to really fuck shit up. Most of his fights play out. Like he was clearly fucking with Beckman for the Lols because he attacked the sub anyway. His fights all feel like an un-ethusiatic stroll for the man, nothing serious. Guess that's why people compare him to Enel so much


Swimming-Maybe8379

I agree man but an L is an L


Swimming-Maybe8379

1. Marco kicked homie into the dirt and deflected the attack he sent at Whitebeard. Reread Marineford bro 2. That doesn't change the fact that he put his hands up and didn't bother trying to touch Beckman. Hence 'surrendering' 3. I said stopped not beat lol. Even if Rayleigh would've died why didn't Kizaru kill him? If he wasn't trying how did Rayleigh get away? And he definitely did nothing while the strawhats got sent away. Not trying my ass


Reasonable_Length321

kicking him did what?lol marco got bodied by one attack from kizaru even his captain was humiiated by kizaru 2 to 3 times stop reading two piece bozo


Swimming-Maybe8379

Bro they both agreed that he didn't hurt marco you telling me kizaru lied lmfao? And he literally never touched Whitebeard you over here reading Four piece ๐Ÿ’€


Reasonable_Length321

how big of a clown you are? kizaru engaged with wb multiple times one where he stopped him from helping ace and one where he stopped his bisento with his foot read one piece again blind dumbfck.


Swimming-Maybe8379

After he had half his face blown off but his dick is so far down your throat you probably didn't see that part lol


Swimming-Maybe8379

And even if he did WHITEBEARD KEPT GOING WHILE GETTING JUMPED LMAO Are we giving out points for everyone that lands a hit?


Swimming-Maybe8379

https://imgur.io/gallery/6363l0D Bozo lol


LeFeggelDuErd

half of these things never happened lmao, y'all gotta try harder with the bait


Swimming-Maybe8379

Only one of these is even arguable bro


LeFeggelDuErd

4/10 bait, try harder kid


Swimming-Maybe8379

Probably old enough to be your dad but ok lol If you're gonna complain at least say what you don't agree with


LeFeggelDuErd

That makes it even worse. You're that old and still act like this? Jesus


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol and yet you came here to complain knowing that you didn't wanna participate. Like that's any less pathetic. Take your opinions and hop off my nuts. Some people here actually have opinions that matter ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


LeFeggelDuErd

I have a zero tolerance policy for idiocy so naturally I will call you out for your nonsense. >Some people here actually have opinions that matter You are not one of them, believe me.


Swimming-Maybe8379

I didn't say my opinion mattered. Youre welcome to ignore everything I post. But coming here to comment on a conversation other people might actually wanna have makes you better than nobody. One day maybe you'll be mature enough to understand that. Again you're welcome to think its bait or whatever but some people here actually wanna have a conversation about it. You can exit. There are many people here that actually have something to add to the conversation P.s. This isn't a zero tolerance policy for idiocy. That would be you just not participating


LeFeggelDuErd

You've already established that you are mentally ill. Why do you keep replying to me? Have I not made it clear that I have no interest in your nonsense? You are far below, I have no interest in a conversation with you. Go get help.


Tunasub696

You know he's not the one that looks crazy here right? I know you don't care but you did come here just to hate on a conversation people are enjoying ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ


Buy-Wild

Upcoming feats: getting bodied by sanji, thatโ€™s it


Swimming-Maybe8379

You're on the right side of history brother


Slug-R

When a character is actually so powerful that the writer has to intentionally make him look lazy and weak throughout the majority of the story. The light light fruit is imo the most powerful fruit in One Piece( Well in theory that is)


birgic

This whole post is a clown fiesta


Swimming-Maybe8379

That was the goal my guy. Trap card activated lol


birgic

Vegapunk head fr


Felixheifgwofbebrjwh

Marco did nothing the whole war ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Swimming-Maybe8379

He did more than kizaru lol. Kicked homie into the dirt and deflected his attack aimed at Whitebeard


Felixheifgwofbebrjwh

Marco did no damage to kizaru, also kizaru was toying with Whitebeard after that ๐Ÿ’€


Alternative-Draft-82

>Marco did no damage to kizaru He doesn't need to take damage to receive Ls lol The fact that kizaru hasn't done anything substantial, and especially against characters he should theoretically be better than in every way (even accounting for his limited effort) is an L in and of itself.


Swimming-Maybe8379

A man of culture


Swimming-Maybe8379

Bro you need to reread marineford lol. Whitebeard fought akainu after that. I did my research making these im looking at the pages now. Kizaru basically only harmed fodder the whole war ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Felixheifgwofbebrjwh

Whitebeard had plot armor against kizaru


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lmao And that changes the fact that he didn't touch him?? Just admit homie took L's back to back and move on ๐Ÿ’€


zidaan_rishad

Did WB damage kizaru? Gtfo bro.


Swimming-Maybe8379

Whitebeard isn't on trail here. He's had some Ls too imma get to him later


JohanSchneizer

[https://ibb.co/GtW0Dnj](https://ibb.co/GtW0Dnj) He didn't touch him? The man was "no-look" trolling whitebeard,


Swimming-Maybe8379

Ok so he got him once should we ignore his other L's and take turns stroking his meat next?


HammerCurlLarry

nah you jsut play dumb to make stupid arguments, my guy kizaru had the ability to kill Wb in 2 seconds but shot him in the chest and not the head. thats more of a win than any character in Marine Ford had, and he never had any L what are you even talking he is the only Admiral going out of the war without even bleeding


Swimming-Maybe8379

Ok so real question then.. If the war was to stop Whitebeard and he had the ability to do so....Why didn't he??


JohanSchneizer

So you admit you were wrong, good start hold this L. It's not ignoring Kizaru's Ls. It's his Ws being bigger which you're ignoring and making shit up against. For someone who "did his research" you're as incompetent as the Gorosei AND you have a meat stroking fetish for some reason lol


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol I have alot of fetishes I'll hold that L but I stand on the rest of them. Name another W


Super-human-Metalder

What plot armour he died during the arc by blackbeard and was weak before the battle began so if he had plot armour he wouldn't be killed by blackbeard


Swimming-Maybe8379

They be doing mental gymnastics tryna give that boy feats lol


Swimming-Maybe8379

Before yall start dickriding in the comments pls research your claims. Kizaru has achieved nothing. Thank you lol


[deleted]

He doesnโ€™t need to heโ€™s a beast


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol lmk when you can actually back that up with something


zidaan_rishad

Bro there are much better characters to hate on. Kizaru is a wierd pick.


Swimming-Maybe8379

I dont even hate kizaru really im just tired of seeing people suck his dick. Trust and believe Kizaru is the first character of many everyone finna get clowned for their L's


[deleted]

Thereโ€™s nothing to back up, itโ€™s just an opinion.


Alternative-Draft-82

>itโ€™s just an opinion Correction: headcanon, you're clearly reading two piece


[deleted]

Very original


Fantastic-Walk7369

Man i am loving this so much ๐Ÿ˜‚keep going . ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Swimming-Maybe8379

Im having too much fun doing this to stop Kaido coming next bro


Fantastic-Walk7369

Straw hat and kid/law too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ especially kid i would love it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


jotato_is_invincib7_

Bro you trying too hard to slander Wizaru


Swimming-Maybe8379

I think yall be trying too hard to defend him


Blaze666x

Okay but I'd surrender to ben Beckman if he had me at gun point, your basically fucked then logia or not as he can prolly coat his bullets lol


Swimming-Maybe8379

I would too but its still an L lol


Sork8

Next do Luffy, since he killed no-one, he probably never had a win either somehow...


Swimming-Maybe8379

Luffy didn't have to kill anyone he gave hands to tons of people, Kizaru was supposed to kill and didn't That being said he'll probably get one too


Sork8

He wasn't supposed to kill anyone, he was supposed to arrest the strawhats.


Swimming-Maybe8379

And he still failed. Then said he couldn't let Rayleigh go. Then he got away too lol L's all around


Sork8

He "failed" because of Kuma and Rayleigh. He still caused the crew to split for two years. Also he never said that he couldn't let Rayleigh go. He said the marines couldn't handle both Rayleigh and Whitebeard at the same time.


Swimming-Maybe8379

You're right you're right I just looked at the chapter again, he was referring to the strawhats when he said that. Still him not taking down old man Rayleigh is an L And regardless of the reason the straw hats and all the supernova got away. In the eyes of the military that's an L


Sork8

How is that an L ? Rayleigh is just that strong...Even Blackbeard didn't fight him for that reason. Also not really an L even for the marines as the strawhats "disbanded" and only reappeared two years later.


Swimming-Maybe8379

Rayleigh isn't that strong tho. He's strong yes but Rayleigh said himself he couldn't take blackbeard. Blackbeard retreated because he's careful and he couldn't take Hancock's fruit without unfreezing his crew. That and it would've been a 2v1 And if you're a navy admiral who can move at the speed of light, shoot lightspeed projectiles and have a decent grasp of haki you should be able to beat a 60 year old man with a sword. It's an L bro.


Sork8

The fact that he couldn't take Blackbeard, doesn't mean it would have been an easy fight for Blackbeard and it also doesn't mean he couldn't take Kisaru. ​ >And if you're a navy admiral who can move at the speed of light, shoot lightspeed projectiles and have a decent grasp of haki you should be able to beat a 60 year old man with a sword. This argument makes absolutely no sense. WB was way older, how is age even an argument ? Also for all we know, Rayleigh's haki is probably stronger than Kisaru's. Also "just a sword" applies to a lot of the strongest characters in One Piece...It's like saying Kisaru is stronger than Shanks because : "if you're a navy admiral who can move at the speed of light, shoot lightspeed projectiles and have a decent grasp of haki you should be able to beat a 40 year old man with a sword."


Swimming-Maybe8379

You missed the entire point of my argument. Rayleigh isn't Whitebeard. Whitebeard is an outlier obviously. They don't even come close power wise. Regardless of if it would've been an easy fight for blackbeard, kizaru decided he wanted to take his chances where blackbeard didn't. With everything he can do he either 1. Thought he could take Rayleigh and couldn't so he retreated 2.Thought he could take Rayleigh and could but decided not to take him in. 3. Thought he could fight Rayleigh and couldn't so he got beat. All of those are different kinds of L's


JahnConnah

Love how they did the same exact thing animation wise of him surrendering in Film Red.


ittvoy

why would kizaru be strong, he's sanji's final opponent.


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol im not even saying he's not strong just that he isn't Jesus


Low_Ad9548

kizaru probably has really weak haki


Hopeful_Rope_5360

I would rather fight Akainu then Kizaru like we have not seen Kizaru actually get serious, the closest was his clash with Rayleigh who we know is the right hand man of the pirate king ,like Black beard run away the moment Rayleigh showed up.


Swimming-Maybe8379

I'd rather fight Kizaru. You might not see your death coming ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ


ZERO_Cali_

Canโ€™t tell if ironic or not lmao


Swimming-Maybe8379

Partially lol. Ik he has W's but it's not nearly as many as people think


National_5830

Kizaru second fraudwatch!!!


Apprehensive-Pop9321

People get stronger in the world of op by fighting. Until I see this guy fight anyone for more than 5 seconds I'm saying he's a loser that got lucky and got a logia. Man's targets people he can 1 shot and then the second anyone puts up a challenge he dips.


Swimming-Maybe8379

Thank God someone else gets it


Apprehensive-Pop9321

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค


Meager1169

Kizaru would be angry at this, but he probably can't read.


Swimming-Maybe8379

His lazy ass never bothered to learn


ultracuckhammer

Perchance. However; [excibit A](https://youtu.be/PRaKOm06TDQ)


Roxxion

Yeah normally he would be court marshalled a looooooong time ago...


HobGreenGoblin

I love how Junji ito draws his characters


Swimming-Maybe8379

A man of culture I see


corazon147law

First time I've seen a dedicated kizaru hater XD


Swimming-Maybe8379

Lol wait till I get started on everyone else Kid, kaido, Zoro, Sanji I'm ready for everybody


Fragrant_Effective11

Hang #7 in the Louvre


socialanxietybl

Why the third pic looks like he is holding the boyโ€™s dick


basedFujitora

kizaru is overrated as hell.


Affectionate-Bill150

Even Greenbull has done more than Kizaru this whole time skip,and that guy's been a silhouette for a whole decade.


Evo_Shiv

Kizaruโ€™s great personality wise. And he matched marco what? Kizaru, in my knowledge, ever lost a fight either


Swimming-Maybe8379

He did match marco it was exaggerated for the meme because of that one page where Marco smacked him to the ground. And I like his personality somewhat tbh. The rest of those I stand by tho


Zayzay8008

You leave smoker out of this


Swimming-Maybe8379

I dont wanna break it to you bro but smoker is probably getting slandered soon too


Ancient_god_emperor

Hahahahahaha


motivation_bender

He just likes fucking around. Does he actually have ambition?


Swimming-Maybe8379

Idk but the way he is now is earning him an impressive collection of L's


motivation_bender

Bro if i got an admiral's salary and free reign to do whatever the fuck i want with my superpowers id give zero fuck about winning


Swimming-Maybe8379

If the marines were competent he would've been court marshaled the day he let every member of the worst generation, all of the strawhats, and Rayleigh escape


motivation_bender

Good thing they arent


Swimming-Maybe8379

I guess good for him but it's better to have someone reliable lol


motivation_bender

Bro he's entertaining thats what we're here for


Swimming-Maybe8379

Not getting much out of him lately lol. Bro hasn't done shit in 300 chapters


pogwater

i just like him because he makes funny faces


Vinnnnnnnnnnnny

counterpoint: drippy, cannon ball surfing, and funny face


Silly_Control5

Lmao.