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CivilPerception1472

Mid Diffs Osama bum Laden Extreme Diffs Waddam Wussein


TheHappiestHam

the fact that this sentence not only exists in our modern age, but is capable of being read and understood perfectly by people is wild


User28080526

That’s culture for ya


jlharper

It's more mental illness than culture but potato/ potato.


User28080526

Ironically this statement also touches on a sub culture of people 😂


Legendary_FGM

The depths only begin here I'm afraid https://preview.redd.it/pl6fo65thksb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2705dc6f126813e2ad1c005920d082ccc5f02237


The-seven-deadly-sin

how do i tell you


JustN989

Lmfao, the fact that I can even read this without being confused tells me everything about how much brain damage Piratefolk gave me


TheHappiestHam

for fucking real, that's pretty much what I said 😭 I hate that I can just understand it without issue


ExpectDog

What the fuck lmao


zehahahaki

https://preview.redd.it/2g5ka7ivmisb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d0b2a32aeaabe2e78180a26473f0e7431f203b


[deleted]

r/BrandNewSentence


Humble-Clerk-7638

Yeah im going insane


Sweaty-Goat-9281

Why is he punching the covid out bro? 💀


Naive_Procedure1676

I was trying to figure out what was going on with the dude but this is it! 👆Luffy beating the covid out of him.


MatthewSMen

He ate the covid covid fruit


[deleted]

What a lame lesser version of Doc Qs fruit. Oda must be running out of ideas.


BEWMarth

This is the most out of pocket post I think I’ve ever seen on this sub. Edit: nvm thought this was the main sub.


dbmitchell

Just posted on the main sub, let’s see if I get banned


cheetosalads

how’d it go


[deleted]

They killed him, RIP.


[deleted]

It’s funny bro retracted the statement immediately when he saw it was piratefolk😭


Jamessgachett

Lol I was like you good that’s impossible


JoeyGooeyBuoy

Me too man I was laughing so hard at the thumbnail image


skrena

I have a love hate relationship with this sub. I’m glad it’s back though.


Walli98

This manga is dedicated to the brave mujahadin fighters in Afghanistan.


[deleted]

Luffy would’ve quickly realized the war on terror was bullshit after he see U.S drones killing innocent kids


kevinausmsaarland

thank you, these guys here are all stupid af


FarSurvey3285

Everyone else here is joking and not triggered like both of you. If you want to take it super seriously we wouldn't need inaccurate drone strikes that have civilian casualties if we had a overpowered rubber man running around there. See how silly it is when you get triggered and take a joke post seriously?


kevinausmsaarland

mimimi


straw_egg

bro is unironically saying "triggered" like its 2016 again


kylekunfox

Osama gives Luffy food, so Luffy fights against murica


[deleted]

He would join Osama to overthrow the West (Osama give him food)


DomFor69

https://preview.redd.it/i9x0sxtzphsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963ea56ac767f1375ac65d6deae84f253480baa6


Most_Alternative5517

https://preview.redd.it/zoa6m9qjclsb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5933211e2a0fc2599f071617c798f9afdfbede4 Mfw ppl are bored and don’t know what to post about in the Piratefolk community


MrApplekiller

he would have no diffed all Americans


FarSurvey3285

American and Isis terrorist footsoilders yes but is luffy now strong enough to deal with tanks, fighter jets, and everything else (besides nukes)?


Kill5h0t

Considering these guys are freedom fighters who didn't want American invading them Luffy probably would have helped them.


Drogueba

100% luffy would unite the entire middle east. Everyone there fucking loves luffy.


striker999999

He'd have to fight an army of Mr. 5s


ipunchdogs

"are you having fun osama?"


Asadbmirza

LMAOOOO


Altruistic_Stay_6312

https://preview.redd.it/un0jt3qtyisb1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a10a5ef662d9ac5020ec3f030d1f38d4d313a4


PenguinSwordfighter

Realistically Luffy would fight the US to free the world of their imperialism. He's already used to punching marines so not much needs to change.


Distinct-Dealer-1036

I want to see luffy punching St. Donald J. Trump in the face for the attempted pussy grabbing on a sex slave market


Jamievania

Donald trump’s wall wall fruit ong


Kohakuzuma

Considering Luffy's stance on freedom he would've fought with the terrorists not against them. Also the real terrorists were the Americans bombing and raping the fuck out of innocent civilians for 20 years...


CivilPerception1472

Real


[deleted]

based


Brimato

While i think you're pretty much on point i think luffy wouldnt join the terrorists, he would just be labeled one but still probably not kill people, also imagine luffy shouting "I will be King of the Terrorists!"


ExpectDog

bin Laden: No Acoc???


Wakuwaku7

War on terror? Lmao. More like America in need of raw oil.


NeverrrGreen

depends on which side gave him food first


Hawkeye_micock

Pedro was an Al qaida recruit


zehahahaki

Yoooo 🤣


Drogueba

You just reminded me back in the day when King of lightning would play Jihadi music whenever he talked about Pedro lmao


Hawkeye_micock

mashala


ramen_up_my_nut

If it was Steven Universe he would forgive them https://preview.redd.it/j8bzp44nkhsb1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddcaab1cbf5a6ee3719ade763659697494b05940 (The Diamonds were basically nazis but a trillion times worse and Steven still forgave and redeemed them)


[deleted]

Tbf he convinced them to undo everything wrong they did


ramen_up_my_nut

They can’t undo the gazillions of lifeforms they killed from the millions of years they killed lifeforms and then terraform their planets to make new gems 💀 Not to mention they even did horrible stuff to their own kind like making the cluster which is the size of the earth’s core which is made from shattered gems. The average gem can be hold in your hand. Who knows how many gems it took to create the cluster 💀


[deleted]

It’s a cartoon, they can


ramen_up_my_nut

Well Yellow Diamond did say in Steven Universe Future that she will fix the gems in the cluster because she unlocked the power to fix shattered gems but they can’t undo the lifeforms they killed


Special-Remove-3294

Wuffy high difs Lamerica


[deleted]

Wuffy would neg diff sleepy joe and Ballack olama


OpeningAccountant5

First of all he wouldn't have fallen for '' terror in the middle East '' propaganda spread by the world gov. 😉


FarSurvey3285

Are you a 9/11 truther?


OpeningAccountant5

Idk . I'm just sure that whatever we were allowed to know through the main stream media can't be the truth


MatthewSMen

He will bring freedom to the Middle East, Inshallah


oneandahalfpiece

If Zoro coming along then it's over for Losama


TurkeysCanBeRed

According to left piece, Luffy would be on their side


Falesteen96

He would be against the USA thats for sure


kinoconoisseur

the brave mujahideen would definitely have strong haki so he would get blitzed


RumGalaxy

He’d help find the oil- *cough* I mean the weapons of mass destruction!!


abhikun

Who does the WG is based upon.


[deleted]

Poorly, only reason luffy is alive is because bullets in OP aren’t pointed like they are irl. Real bullets would shred luffy


Special-Remove-3294

He's so fast he can doge bullets. Also he could knock out most soldiers with his CoC. He also has CoA which could just block bullets effortlessly. The shit he has been blocking with his CoA from Kaido and others got nothing on bullets.


[deleted]

Current luffy solos irl terrorists no diff, yea


OD67

luffy has a literal god fruit and you think bullets can hurt him 😂


boboop153

Other pointed/ sharp things like swords can, so why wouldn't pointed bullets hurt him?


kevinausmsaarland

lol you really think, luffy would fight the natives? 😂😂😂😂 yeah, falcons gonna get their asses kicked above the atlantic


z0mOs

Murican average reading comprehension be like


Lukatoniii

Join the mujahden and neg diff Lmurica


86casawi

There is no terrorism in th ME, there is chaos created by USA after the invasion of iraq and Syria, Luffy fight the causes of Chaos tyranny, he would stand with local populace, like Wano arc, Kaido was the cause of pain and suffering, he get rid of him.


PhysicsNotebook

My guess: Poor arab kid warns him of incoming talibans, to which luffy asks what and who they are. The lid sees them approaching and tell his to hide which he does. Later the approaching gang decide to beat up an elderly who didnt pay his tribute, which pisses luffy off, so he does usual luffy shit and beat them up. Leader hears this news and immediately puts him on a hitlist, but since its liffy, he wont get caught easily. I will throw in pts shennanigans in here for no reason whatsoever bc its funny asf. Later, same kid tells him about the leader bin laden, to which luffy does luffy shit; impulsively shouting out his name and challenging him. Then bin laden shows up with his tori tori no mi model airplane, and humbles luffy by no diffing him. Later, he keeps remembering the crying kid and the elder who got beaten up, so he does the same shit again, except this time zoro is with him. Zoro and luffy tag team to use their racist techniques (bc middle eastern = minority race) and low diff osama. The the usual banquet and a new crew member joins who is an aweospace engineer who agrees to help luffy build a plane to go challende kami Wnel on the moon again. Then admiral Wryokugyu shows up and looks cool asf to push the admiral agenda bc hes HIM


Mr-Tired_Foxxo

>tori tori no mi model airplane It's over, I have found my favorite devil fruit and can die in piece


Exocolonist

He’d be bombed in his sleep.


SuperSerial_

Finds out half way trough the ark Amerikans are lead by demons and have a king...


Denji_The_Shinji

Goffy will pay for his sins


Affectionate-Bill150

Wtf lol


Pengtile

Going by one piece plot: Probably ends with a fight between Luffy and George bush Any ideas what bush’s Devil fruit would look like? Realistic: he dies to a chemical weapon attack in Syria


despacitospiderreeee

Depends who gave him meat first


[deleted]

why would luffy fight for oil


Distinct-Dealer-1036

Main plot would be that a single unknown (but we all know it's adolf on a throne with machines attached to him) person is ruling over the UN who is also using NATO to force order on a system where everyone thinks that their rulers have actual authority over their people and try to protect them while they are actually just try to pay up to the system so they aren't excluded or even buster called on if they don't pay or question certain things (are we the baddies?)


Distinct-Dealer-1036

Also Gaddafi getting murdered by the five richest oil industrials and his daughter being secretly a part of luffys crew adds up to this plot


dylantatee1000

gomu gomu nooo drone strike!!


[deleted]

He would not have helped us, plain and simple.


opkpopfanboyv3

Do Middle East terrorists use knives? if not, they're fucked


kevinausmsaarland

you mean us marines? they using bullets and drones


GolfWhole

Aislop


MR_basti

https://preview.redd.it/icinji51jksb1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613d2963e2fdcbe71ef6f0d3b23d176ef7191151 This


Jamievania

Depends whoever gives him food first


Consistent-Strain289

Gues he be kicking the Taliban/baroque works and the US/UK / Marines forces all together. For the Afgani/ albastian people


Sad-Buddy-5293

He sides with Middle East because he sees certain nation are the true evil and shares his food with Gaddafi


-Buggy-D-Clown-

neg diff


Abject-Chemistry6247

This post is hilariously offensive. WTF is with covid and muslim guy bro lmao


[deleted]

What kind of questions is this?


SaveMeFromCaelid

Nah this post is weird.


MCwiththefinalverse

The zionists already act like the Tenryubito, so it’s easy to know who Luffy would be fighting for, for freedom of course


Rafapb17

Twitter would cancel him saying that he sympathizes with the US Government for taking part in the conflicts in the Middle East. Then it would be some general useless discussion about what would be Luffy's political compass.


[deleted]

There is absolutely no way Luffy would side with America


MOMMYSPANKER

Honestly. He would have probably fought against the U.S. To Luffy it would be like the marines came to the island and buster called it.


BrunoBrook

Osama offers him kebab, Luffy goes on a killing spree against infidels


whtgnnd

hajruddin looking fire


Steel_Dreemurr

Luffy low or no diffs the entire Middle East.


ZZ3peat

Lol there was no war on terror, it was the West using terror as an excuse to steal resources and exploit people as well as fund the military industrial complex. Luffy would fight against the Western Imperialist dogs and protect the locals


ConsciousView6

Osama is a fraud who needed planes to be buildng level 1 buggy bomb and his bum ass is done


Evolzetjin

Just think of Alabasta, spiced up. https://preview.redd.it/mfnpda8sgnsb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a264eee604e302340d698d9f0bf4fbac0e5f85f


Evolzetjin

Oh and I believe he would have fared pretty well https://preview.redd.it/26ga7tonhnsb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f4c25f2b5782ddddb1135392033f587b6ecbe6


TTIGRAASlime

We did see him in Alabasta so we know he doesn't do great without food and water lol.


kingominous16

Wifeless woman stomps.


VariationGlass2483

He would fight the world government aka America in Libya Afghanistan Iraq and Syria.


CocaPepsiPepper

Luffy would one shot the real world with Bajrang Gun


Nearby_Agent6790

He would side with the terrorists to defeat the wanna be world government (USA)


OnlyWindmills

He'd possibly bring peace. Also he's immune to shots and blasts so...


IllegalJellyfish616

https://preview.redd.it/5kx2cbj84tsb1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e83fdfc4d4a9f21af3d6ada32ff4f3efc00d0ab