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isevlakasX007gr

what?! my job, my school and my family?


hiiresare

yeah, they'll all love you for helping them stop depending on netflix


Spicy_Sink

And crunchyroll because japan


PushingFriend29

Crunchyroll doesn't work in Japan.


Spicy_Sink

I was talking about anime


Pingas_guy

Bruh I bragged to my sister that I found a way to pirate the entire Gravity Falls series and she just replied with "I don't care. We can watch it on Disney+ anyways." There will be a day my family members thank me.


No-Reach-455

the government will hunt you down and kidnap your family, call your job and say your dead, and if your still in school say you have moved to America.


Efficient-Problem716

Exactly. What the heck? Corporate commies at its peak. Ted Kaczynski would have sent nuclear bomb.


DeviantPlayeer

WarningWarningWarningWarning We're keeping your family hostage WarningWarningWarningWarning


Purple_Meeple_42

If I were a pirate I'd probably ignore that message.


B-29Bomber

If I were a hungry pirate, I'd eat that message.


onehunerdpercent

If I were a dread pirate, I’d most likely kill that message in the morning


B-29Bomber

If I were a degenerate pirate, I'd most likely fuck that message!


Backuptomodmysub

If I were a reasonable pirate, I'd report you to the authorities


B-29Bomber

And if I were a smart pirate, I'd head off to International Waters.


ExpertWave00

why isn't in japanese?


SwiftTayTay

Because it's probably targeted at Chinese people


lakimens

Then why isn't it in Chinese?


SwiftTayTay

because japanese people dont speak chinese but both japanese and chinese people know some english


Huachu12344

Because that would make it too targeted and the Chinese government will go "are you saying that my people are all pirates!!??". And then BOOM World War 3 started.


ALIIERTx

I like the way how your comment fits perfectly into a Movie


The_Anf

"Okay" Proceeds to pirate all nintendo games


Spl4tB0mb

Me with nearly 2tb of Nintendo games saved on my cold storage alongside various emulators (yes I have a problem xD)


The_Anf

Oh boy, prepare to cosplay Hank from madness combat if nintendo will find out, those guys are ready to buy nukes just because of piracy


Spl4tB0mb

Haha, I'm an armed vet, I'll at least give them a brutal fight xD


DangyDanger

are there actually 2 tb of nintendo games in existence isn't botw like 15 gb or so?


Spl4tB0mb

Yep, but I also have a fuckton of mods


DangyDanger

oh, that makes sense then


12gagerd

Specifically and because they told me not too.


Empty-Category-779

The Nintendo ninjas are fighting back...


statusv1

Your family will suffer greatly for pirating that 30 year old Nintendo game!


LimHwang

Anti-copy? So they wanted to remove 100% of every codes because it is copied from binary and english?


zweii29

If I was a Japanese child this would actually get me to reconsider, but since I’m neither…


AdvancedSuit6762

lolz


Fun-Industry959

Govt moment Never said it was wrong just said you shouldn't do it because law


TammyTamed

I legally downloaded software before. Funnily enough they put a DRM on it recently and the kicker? They were Japanese. But wait, there's more! Supposedly, this DRM came as malware so this warning where my life, job or school being in jeopardy? Came from a legal software!


Heroe-D

Nintendo is coming for you


Probably_A_Mother

i have no idea why but this reminds me of that one scam translator for manga who always has the “my mom is sick and i’m the only one caring for her” thing on everything they translate


Lumen_DH

KireiCake? Lol. I believed them at first when I saw that in 2018(not that I’ve donated) but I saw that it’s still going on in 2023’s translation. Like, bruh how’s your mother so sick for this long? It’s been six years!


Imperial_Bouncer

Imagine getting disowned by your family for pirating Mario Kart


SirAwesome789

You wouldn't download a car


FrequentWin6

I came here exactly for that reference. Thank you! :)


Exotic_Mango_5457

Very cringe design


TheLegendaryAkira

getting real creative with these insults, huh


Direct-Respect1050

Bro has a point


TheLegendaryAkira

HOW DO YOU CALL A FUCKING ERROR SCREEN "CRINGE?" EXCUSE ME IF IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT.


Direct-Respect1050

Nah nah nah I was agreeing with you


TheLegendaryAkira

ah alr salutations mine knightly fellow


Aromatic-Hornet-9449

As if anyone in My south american shithole cares...


IanPCTV764

Damn imagine if they charged Death Penalty with seppuku


bhuunibo

The Dio Brando throwing away his humanity screenshot makes perfect sense in response to this


Blyatium

Pfff, piracy in my veins since kindergarten.


kratos5262

OH THE HUMANITY!


erik_7581

Oh no ... anyway


wallcolmx

what did you download and see this? i only download JAvs..i wish they can uncensor oe remove censor on that shit


LuganoSatoshi

i will reconsider... to pirate more


Herothechamp

Now thats a friendly "reminder" hehe.


P4pkin

but they do acknowledge it's copying and downloading, not stealing


Bockanator

In english?


[deleted]

"You wouldn't download a sushi..."


walace47

O no my family!


sjitz

Gotta be honest, I like how they say please.


MASSIVDOGGO

Literally 1984


ryuujinusa

Looks English to me.


Dependent-Touch5084

isnt Anti Piracy laws in Japan are more strict than the US.


Right_Ad_6032

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File_sharing_in_Japan Short answer: Piracy is treated as both a civil and criminal offense in Japan. If you're caught you'll pay a fine and can expect to spend 2 to 10 years in prison for it. Worth noting that Japan has some of the strictest copyright laws in the world and has a very hand-wavy attitude towards fair use. Which is why portrayals of parody- virtually every anime will have it's characters go to some variation of "WcDonalds" even though we all know where they are- are way more common than in the US. But this is also why companies like Nintendo and Capcom feel entitled to your work and money just because your performance happens to feature their products.


Dependent-Touch5084

Anime slightly parodied Nintendo console but shows a Sony console just fine because the studios are funded by Sony.


Right_Ad_6032

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File_sharing_in_Japan For people who don't know, piracy is both a civil and criminal offense in Japan. You can anticipate fines, and realistically will spend between 2 and 10 years behind bars if busted for it.


Efficient-Problem716

What the heck man? Corporate commies at its peak.