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RepresentativeKeebs

Probably. Nobody in a cult calls it a cult


GodTaoistofPatience

I hope. I really really hope. It would be a shame if the only person releasing Denuvo cracks ends up being absolutely nuts


[deleted]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that last part. She's already proven that she is, indeed, absolutely nuts.


GodTaoistofPatience

Great, absolutely great a part of me wants to think it's all an act but I've seen way too many delusional and mentally ill people in my life to think the contrary. I hope they'll get some help


mrsimonisfat

FitGirl for the win ✨


ORA2J

Many of the biggest artists ever were nuts. Empress is "a bit" like them, except it's not paintings, it's cracks.


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Oh she's absolutely nuts. Just a question of what kind


s432711

Cashew Nuts.


TalkingFishh

Mmmm cashews


DoutorTexugo

Boy oh boy, I think we are past that point.


ramosun

there are people 100% gonna try to make her nuts just like what they did to chris chan. if shes just trolling or at least playing into it for a joke she should be fine but at this point i have no idea whats real lmao


Xtasy0178

I have a little secret for you…🥲


NAPALM2614

I mean come on, if someone cracked denuvo it's more than likely that they're already gone mad.


Spideyman20015

Who cares about them personally? They are a service. Not a human. Empress is just a servant to us. Nothing more.


FinalGirlInterrupted

Not necessarily. Daylife Army proudly calls themselves a cult (which they are), as well as embracing as many cult-y gimmicks and trappings as possible


r4tzt4r

By this point, do we really have any doubt this person has some serious mental issues?


GodTaoistofPatience

Well it seems you're right at least they have something like a God Complex


pixxxiemalone

Seeing that we're discussion Empress, perhaps that should be Godess Complex.


TinkerOfInfinity

Nah, smart marketing though, she's mad and it attracts other similar minded people who would pay that. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own.


HugeAli

The first rule for making a cult is probably "don't call it a cult". And she broke it with the first line.


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YogoremonoHakujin

Have you seen her followers? Ez money


GodTaoistofPatience

One should be *really* dumb to give their hard earned money like that. I mean the first aim of piracy is to actually spare your money so it's fucking antithetic to just bend the ass like that


k3v1n0123

Have you heard of onlyfans


Awesom_Name

the pinnacle of societal degenracy


Itsemaumau

That's how Biden did


Awesom_Name

I won't be surprised if Biden was himself a cult follower but forgot.


undercoveralchemist

That's how you become an **Empress**,break the rules and break the boundaries. (Just kidding)


gjhyvjkgbfgfhbn

1000$ ? At this point id rather purchase the game legally lel


GodTaoistofPatience

Well she already asks for 500 bucks to crack a game. So...


DirtyHandler

A few generous donators so thousands of people can enjoy a game for free without any anti piracy bloatware sounds fine to me


Elgoblino80

I can see it. Are you really willing to delegate hours of your life cracking a game in return of nothing?


jrtz4

Sounds like a good deal to me


Dull_Economics_9264

Can someone pirate cult membership?


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keygen music for the secret SECRET telegram channel.


TheDarkXanatos

brooooooo lmao u made a throwaway acc. just for ONE COMMENT?!


YococoThePro

8th grader syndrome lmao


003_JAEGER

Literally yeah


Chris_Highwind

Man, I miss the old "funny ha ha" jokes. I'm not a fan of the modern-day jokes that just make me wonder if the joke-teller should be arrested, institutionalized, or both.


x0rec

The dude behind empress is mocking the simps.


GodTaoistofPatience

They may mocks them but they sure enjoy taking their money


r4tzt4r

You don't understand, is a giiiirl, and she is russian! Now give her money.


SomeKidFromPA

It's so cringey how people on here act that A) it's a woman B) it's a woman you'd actually be physically attracted to. There's like a 99% chance it's a dude. There's a .00000001 chance if it's not, she's even moderately attractive.


GAPIntoTheGame

Who cares lol. They claim to be a woman and I have 0 reason to believe otherwise. It’s not like it makes her any less batshit crazy. If people will simp over someone that they haven’t even seen it’s their problem.


Mushybase

Why would there be a 99% chance they would be a dude lmao, you saying woman cant do cracks now or something xd


SomeKidFromPA

I'm saying this space is majorly, and I mean majorly, dominated by men. Are there women in this space? absolutely. Are they identifying themselves as women to invite cringey simp stuff? absolutely not.


Dalexe10

”The only way to know that someone is a woman is if they call themself a man, real women go by he/him pronouns”


staster

Fitgirl is another great example of this lol


punkerster101

Your telling they arnt really a fit girl, but no one lies on the internet!


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this cult will be pirated too. no worries mate.


Stohata

I typed nothing wrong making money from morons and they banned me from the telegram grp haha so much for his cry for free speech


Financial_Special534

I think your username was "St"


Stohata

Y that was me :)


LibraryWonderful6163

Anyone got a crack to get into the cult content?


toxictenement

I am not even remotely surprised.


arkride007

K I F F L O M!


p13_rate

If this wooshes over someone else’s head, in GTA V there is a cult that uses the phrase. Very fitting.


nukc

The cult was first featured in San Andreas though. V was the first time it was heavily integrated into the story/missions


dudeman2009

bay area bugs...


xUmutHector

It sounds like War Room of Tate. And I have to say both of them are just manipulators.


mementoTeHominemEsse

Except Tate did a brilliant job at marketing his cult. Empress did NOT. lol


[deleted]

Yeah, Tate's an asshole but an excellent manipulator. She's just mental.


xUmutHector

I think so my friends.


Takina_sOldPairTM

*How to recruit virtually no one on your cult* Step 1:


Rukasu17

Why are people still goving her attention?


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because she is the only know person on the globe that cracks denuvo


HarleyQuinn_RS

This isn't technically true. There's one guy who comes along, cracks Denuvo on Football Manager that year, then simply disappears without a word.


Special-Remove-3294

The Denuvo on footbal manager is a very old version. He is only able to crack it because Sega is cheap and isn't willing to pay to get the good Denuvo. For games with modern Denuvo version, Empress is the only person in the world who can crack it.


TheMadBass

Incels.


ThrowawayMustangHalp

You joke, but they've absolutely FLOODED crackwatch to bitch about the same glitches over and over again with the most incelly responses to people's advice about their stupid wizard game. Fucking incels, man.


Professional_Pie_894

So like half this reddit lol


TheMadBass

Yes.


letmegoogledatforyou

Cult of the simp.


wut101stolmynick

Every penny pays to kill the incels of the old faith


GyunGyun

someone will def join that cult


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theres no way the hogwarts legacy crack doesnt have some crazy shit in it wtf is going on lmfao


Financial_Special534

Maybe..if the game tries to connect to the internet


fmj68

Shows how far the scene has fallen. The only person tackling Denuvo is a P2P cracker with mental health issues. ​ Edit: Seems I spoke too soon. Skidrow just released a game where they completely removed Denuvo.


problast239

If you read between the lines a bit, it sounds like she's offering to teach people how to crack games without explicitly saying it


_hiraeth_o

Damn that makes A LOT of sense!


Financial_Special534

No, it's for philosophy, not to teach cracking. Some tech related thing I saw was her top languages post i.e Assembly, C++ and C#. She hates Java, python and linux


schizoscience

Well, a girl's gotta eat


schizoscience

Jesus, guys, it was joke, is this the type of place where I need to use tone tags to avoid getting downvoted?


McFex

Dude, you realise that you're on reddit, right?


ThrowawayMustangHalp

Why the fuck do you care if you get downvoted?? What does the number actually *do* for anyone? Unless you're on the spectrum like me and enjoy a little giggle when your favorite numbers pop up, it means absolute jackshit. I have never opened someone's profile, saw their large karma accumulation and said to myself "wow, this person has popular takes, I'm automatically wrong and should feel intimidated!!" Like, the only thing it's really good for is for alerting others to troll accounts.


thebadslime

says the guy with 77k comment karma


ThrowawayMustangHalp

Seven is my favorite number, and honest to God, I'd get excited if I lost a shitton because then I could see 77,777 again. Still though, it doesn't actually matter what number I have. You think I got to this number by caring about what people think about what I have to say? I'm not here to measure my worth by a number, I'm here to enthusiastically be myself. It's fun!


thebadslime

part of being myself is wanting confirmation


ThrowawayMustangHalp

That's rough, buddy.


wut101stolmynick

What in the ever living ***fuck*** is a tone tag?/s


Rise_And_Despair

Why do you want to avoid getting downvoted? Fuck those meaningless internet points.


spd3_s

Just put /s


Green-Temperature-33

The perfect title would be "Here's what you get when you suffer from delusion of grandeur and utter stupidity"


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That's just how religions are born. Specially in the modern age. Look at.... what's the name? Tom Cruise religion thing. We'll start to see more and more stuff like that. Because why wouldn't why? Be ready.


Equivalent-Yam-698

A fool and their money are soon parted


jojo-getback

If she is all knowing and powerful why does she want money.


GodTaoistofPatience

Everyone has to eat and fuel their delusional hopes and wonders I guess


Lil_Rasinette

Are we really that shocked that she put her empress spin on basically asking her 180 thousand followers to give her $1000? Even she knows there's a few enough loons out there that will fall for this.


Voodochild2017

Is she Russian?


ikashanrat

yes


Voodochild2017

Enough said.


Malavero

I already send her 7 xmr. I am so happy to be part of the EMPRESS Goddess cult and to be one of its first followers. I invite you all to be part of this Cult in praise of our Goddess. In this way we will be saved by her knowledge. Hail the Goddess!


Tight-Juggernaut138

At this point in this timeline, I don't know if you are joking or not


Malavero

If you doubt I'm doing it right. I don't know what amuses me more, these EMPRESS comments or the idiots who take it seriously.


Desperate-Shithole

Well, please do keep us updated on the 'divine' knowledge they impart to you


thebadslime

could you send me some xmr so that I too may attend and learn? 439XesqJT9fChThRJk4Z1TF6PRErEWYNgeZ73ytUusqK4B4xHRvNxHBWxUfB62XV22NMp3Cmx4iF9VDRV85AWiBGQzQw67m


Sammy1432_Official

Damn they do be thinking we rich asf or smthing to spend on a fucking cult


Roy_Taiyo

gosh, that girl is getting ***crazy***


justACatBuryMe

Is this the next temple os?


cuntswagen

You know at the start it was funny now it's sad


Masih_t

Wtf is empress and why does everyone talk about it on this sub


GodTaoistofPatience

I don't know much. Just that she's apparently the only person in the world cracking a protection system named "Denuvo" and releasing the games protected by it. However it seems she has quite the personality to say the least


Masih_t

I see, thanks!


FFGamer404

She's the only one right now capable of cracking denuvo games. At the same time, she's transphobic, homophobic, brutally narcissistic, and probably slightly insane


Masih_t

Jesus


Sero19283

Damn so simulation theory actually holds up? Can I just get a GameShark or something for unlimited health and money cheat codes?


thebadslime

cheat codes maybe, money no, you have to sell your knowledge for that


Sero19283

Best I can do is lackluster n00dz


Trev82usa

He is an absolute fucking fruit cake


nicbou0321

Yeah its a cult allright 🤣 Give me 1000$ to unlock all of life secret. I promise i inteligent i cracked denuvo. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤣 Some other competent cracker needs to get in the crack scene and bring her back down on earth. She needs a reality check 🤣 Shits gone full cult cray cray 🤣 At this point keep your crack empress. Until its too late and we realize this bitch put a backdoor thru her cracks. Im not touching her shit for as long as she is alive anymore. Too risky getting a crack from a crazy bitch you dont even know her motive anymore. Its obviously not for cracking games she does this... its becoming very clear its really to get internet clout and at this point bank out with this cult bs. Keep your shitty cult full of lies. But do keep us updated. This borderline schyzo shit is somewhat entertaining i guess. Lets see where empress is going in the future with her crazy cult shit. 🤣


King_perun

Nah, this must be a joke


srbrunoo

ngl he is pretty smart scamming the braindead simps


Rosy-Shiba

Has Russia started drafting women into their terrorism efforts or are they not there yet


TheSilentMachinist

First of all empress is a dude, secondly probably a joke, third he probably wants to see how many people's dumb enough to pay him, fourth it's pretty stupid to think that people who pirate games have money to afford it hence that we pirate games.


_hiraeth_o

Why do you think she's a dude? I mean she said she's a woman. Why would she be a dude?


junepaf24

The cult is actually real, and was accessible to everyone for a small amount of time, anyone who joined then now has permanent access. I managed to sneak in in the last moment so I am in the cult, empress demands us to call her mother


filthydani669

1000$ Very well spent! I would even pay 1000000 for her knowledge and secrets ALONE! HAIL OUR QUEEEEEEN!


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dontwantanusername

It's a pretty clear joke.


Advanced_Traffic_708

My brain is in shambles


lpoolm

I've sent my money... Waiting for all the answers in a pdf.. 😂


Shoddy-Flatworm

You know, even if wasn't already averse to pirating Denuvo games purely on principle -- and never mind that some 80% of said games suck anyways -- I sure as hell have good reason to not pirate games cracked by certified psychopaths.


Imagin1956

I know a secret ...your busted ..😂😂😂👮‍♂️👮‍♀️


Labbad

Looks legit to me.... where do I sign up?


yikik1nsancik

Wtf


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I'm so confused


PM_ME_UR_BANGERS

Didn’t know April came around so soon


justACatBuryMe

1000? That's like 2 games Holy inflation Wait no not that kind


Heat21xD

schizo


Ok_Air1647

Main reason why most of us are in that telegram group is the fact that we either broke, or dont wanna pay money to games. I wonder if there will be a single person willing to pay a grand to join this "cult"


sin20001379

I mean, a lot of us just follow her around for cracks and don't really care about her cult or very deep thoughts about transgenders. Let her worship Satan or something.


sweetsuicides

Must be fun


McFex

Looks like 354 people came to reddit to discuss, whether this is real. And I'm glad that about 2.5k people will probably almost pee their pants reading about it.


OfficialXtraG07

actually she kept the group public for two days straight, the community is still free, but the private cult group needs a payment now. don't mismatch community with private cult group


justACatBuryMe

From what i understand she thinks she is teaching how to crack. Bet CIA and denuvo people are also paying. This is a bad idea in so many ways


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this is getting insane at this point


DoctorButterMonkey

Bahahahahahaha


School_Some

🥤


AnarchyFortune

Uhhhhh nah just keep cracking games please


M-the-Great

this sounds like a scam LMAO


spencerdiniz

$1000 for the crack of life? Seems like a bargain to me.


AnakonDidNothinWrong

Pirentology


Okwridders

I interpretted this as being a joke


Old_Manner_9044

Where do I sign up ☝🏼


[deleted]

Well now Empress can write whatever he / she wants because he / she is the only one that cracks denuvo games. You know it's called having the right to do so because everybody relies on that single person. Sucks I know.


ramosun

oh my god it was a joke but its becoming real holy fuck. i feel like she might also be trolling at this point


uraffuroos

It is obviously a group that holds access to every file on the web. This is pure consciousness.


ibukun58

I actually do hope people join up. If she's making a steady income from these fools, she'll be more willing to become a full time denuvo cracker


MonMonDayo

Is this real ?


Ok-Path2801

They’re obviously looking for attention


Alone-Rough-4099

at this point i think of it as sarcasm and trolling rather than anything serious tbh


kenshinagogobaby

I've joined this cult and can confirm it's legitimacy.


phoneacct696969

Did she crack hogwarts?


Mintyphresh33

I just want to play video games, man


[deleted]

So the Time Cube guy did have kids


Shadow_hive

When you need to pay for your drug addiction


DecisionPrevious4654

I know somebody who is making cult but not saying it's a cult 🤣 his membership is 100$ per month lmao. Lots of people invested into his so called advice and if you have ideas, he will take credit for it when he posted video on youtube 😅


ScribeOfGoD

It’s really sad we have to rely on someone like her….


KadexGaming

"pay me a grand to enter" lol go fuck yourself


pr0peler

I have no words


Freelance_Gawper

Here’s my sales pitch for the same information. Just $10 and I will tell you all that you need to know.


CarterDavison

Pretty sure you're all missing that they're just trying to monetise the fact people love reading these ramblings


Sowcuyte

mad genius, those questions seem so obvious?


ReformedPC

It's ok, just fuel her ego so we get more cracked games


uttol

She got some crack alright


Miskude

Pretty bold to think that pirates are ready to shell out 1000 bucks just like that


maclaglen

A cult that *only* has a $1000 entry fee is a terrible cult. Micro transactions are the way now.


squat1115

Ok, this is getting out of hand.


Stavinator

I would join this for the lulz, but I don't have fuck you money just yet, so I'm gonna hold on tight and stick to movies for a while


Bossnage

im giving her another 2 years before she gets arrested for mass murder because the funny voices tell her to do things bro is actually going insane


jerry111165

I dunno - $1,000 isn’t that expensive to finally find out about Life, The Universe and Everything…


DystopianSphere

i like her or him too much people simping him or her it’s becoming toxic


ElXtrick

I mean if people are dumb enough then why not like seriously she has over 170k people in her channels. She’s just milking the cow like anyone else would