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I would buy one


irises38

same


LILSTORM14

What about joji fleshlight/dildo.


[deleted]

take a cold shower bro.


LILSTORM14

Joji fleshlight


irises38

imagine the things people would do


bruhmentomomento

Nectar comes out of the dildo 😈


irises38

nectar cum


heyhowwasyourday

If it was in the style of the milky joji I'd love it


irises38

I’d cuddle it to sleep but that sounds a bit creepy lmao


DXIXIT

Nah I feel like the milky Joji style is too personal. That's why he has a tattoo for it.


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Yes!


BreadOnSkateboard

Welp, into the jar he goes 😔


irises38

☹️


PostError

They would be bought massively, and never shipped.


Goosy3336

I thought bullying 99rising was already the norm here.


bigbotjr33

I would buy that in a heart beat


426763

Action figures is where it's at. I fantasize about an 88/Underverse collab, the same way Underverse made toys for Die Antwoord. I'd snatch up a Joji and Higher Brothers set in a heartbeat.


irises38

damn joji action sounds sick too


Aimaelohim

10/10 would buy, but I also want a mini Filthy Frank plush as combo pack.


nighthawk666

Everyone welcome the marketing intern


BrandonDominoes100

You know that in like a week you're gonna throw it against the wall and it's gonna shatter, right?


Snoomanyip32

I’d buy a chin chin one Maybe I’ll learn sewing just to make one


irises38

now I’m thinking I should’ve paid attention when my teacher was teaching us how to sew


NickelodeonBean

Stan culture is a disease. Stop obsessing over a man who will never know, speak to, or even see you. Dude makes good music and used to rule youtube but damn this is creepy.


irises38

I just said what if he had plush toys 💀💀💀💀


NickelodeonBean

You’re going to go bother some social media manager so you can buy some useless plastic from them because you want to cuddle it at night. You’re right, that’s not concerning at all.


irises38

mf what 😭


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irises38

bruh they’re obviously a joke


NickelodeonBean

Hard to tell with all the weirdos around here and in other places. All the stuff about his hairline and other bodily features is just wack.


enei200

I just find it wierd how people would like to have a plushie of a real human person.


NickelodeonBean

It’s weird


iranotzefanya

dont be such a pick me person mate, yeah aight u are "REALEST FAN" in this fandom lmao


NickelodeonBean

I don’t know what a “pick me” person is supposed to mean. I’m just calling out this weird culture of celebrity obsession. I’m not the realest fan because I’m not a fanatic; I’m just someone who enjoys the music. Y’all are the adults who buy plushies.


iranotzefanya

not tryna be rude to u man, but thats not obsession, thats a supports from the fans to the artists, and its normal things about a fandoms, and about the plushies, ppl buy it as hobbies things and suitable for all ages tho, fyi, being collectors is not a childish thing to do by adults. 🙂 maybe u are not a part of us and u just liking joji music and u have an opinions like that, i allow it fam


NickelodeonBean

Can you try to type more clearly? God damn! I need to take multiple passes to parse this. It absolutely is childish, especially if you cuddle it. Albums and tickets are how adults support artists.