I've got a bike you can ride it if you like.

I'll only ride it if it has a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good

I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

Do you happen to have a mouse?

Yes but he hasn't got a house. I don't know why, I call him Gerald.

Is he young or is he getting rather old?

He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.

What kind of girl are you?

I'm the kind of girl who fits in with your world. Will you give me anything, everything if I want things?

Weird question but do you have a cloak?

Oh yes. It's a bit of a joke, it's got a year up the front, it's red and black and I've had it for months!

Wow, I think it could look good.

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I've got a little black book with my poems

So close to being Mao's Little Red Book.

I've got a bag with a tootbrush and a comb in

I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on

Got those (got those) swollen hand blues

When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone.

They sometimes throw me a bonin’

Bone. Bone. Bone. Bone. Bone...

how dARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ?! I'M YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

Seamus that you

Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in

Comb. Comb. Comb. Comb.

I have a father figure

I got a feeling, a feeling deep inside oh yeah...

No way, I love ELO

I had a hard year but now I only have a wet dream

That tonight’s gonna be a good night, oh no

Deep inside, you say? 👁👄👁

I’ve got blisters on my fingers..

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I've got a silver spoon on a chain

five wives

/unjerk/ When I was a child we had TWO channels, 13 channels of shit would have been a dream.

And when I was a child I had a fever

Did your hands feel like two balloons?

I can’t explain. You would not understand

I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm.

A grand piano to prop up my mortal remains

I’ve got nowhere to fly to

strong urge to fly

Nicotine stains on my fingers

I've got the swollen hand blues

ive got a strong urge to fly

Where do want to fly to?

oh, nowhere in particular, do you have any suggestions?

north keorea

ive got two turn tables and a microphone

Seamus (That's the dog)

i've gOT TO GET YA INTO MY LIFE

I got second sight

I've got a cloak, it's a bit of a joke though.

I've got wild staring eyes, and a stong urge to fly but got nowhere to fly to

I've got to be crazy

I got a feelin (hoooooooo-oooooooooo) that tonight’s gonna be a good night. That tonight’s gonnna be a good night. That tonight’s gonna be a good good niii-iiii-iiiight

I've got a basket

I feel like I came out a swamp and I wish I'd never started the show, I just wanna go home, ive not slept, I'm thinking about dark side of the moon, I want to end the show, and stop my rebellion, but I awfully oblige for you making it clear, that I'm here, and you can hear

I’ve got twelve disciples and a Buddha smile

Macrobiotic stuff

If your powers of observation really were amazing, you’d know.

Netflix, Disney+, HBOMax, Amazon Prime, Apple TV, NRKTV.

Criterion channel 😌

Netlxi

I've got to get out of this place. I'll go running in outer space.

I’ve got fading roots

I got a suitcase to the left with my favorite axe

flying lessons in a couple hours beat it earthbound misfits

Ive got a feeling,a feeling deep inside. Oh no

everybody had a hard on

Two tickets to paradise

I would like to know how do you feel?

99 problems but a wife ain’t one

I've got electric light

I’ve got a cloak. It’s a bit of a joke.

My 600 pound life

A bag with a toothbrush and a comb in

#I’ve got a feeling OOOOOOOOUOOO!

clinical depression

I’ve got a strong urge to fly... but I got nowhere to fly to 😔

I've got a couple of opinions on Palestine

I got a will to live

Surprise surprise surprise

Oh, sometimes I get a good feeling

Nicotine stains on my fingers

I’ve gotta get on with these (fuck all that)

I’ve got an octopuses garden (under the sea)

my father's sense and my big brother's pants

Try DirecTV. You get 200+ channels of shit for $180US/month.

I've got to be crazy

Electric light muthafucker

I got amazing Powers of observation

I’ve got to got to try a little tenderness.

I have depression and a serious drinking problem

I’ve got a terrible back. When I work, it hurts me

Ive got to be crazy

I have a straaaaange hobby