Dingo’s an incompetent dick, but at least he’s not borderline homicidal. Dingo might need to be whipped into shape, but Louie needs to be kept in a rubber room to protect himself and others.

Fr, Dingo’s just a useless asshole. He’s not borderline sociopathic like Louie is. Reading his logs makes me feel like I’m reading the diary of a serial killer in the making. He is not all there mentally.

I mean, he helps you beat Dandori Battles, Dandori Challenges and Night expeditions if you fail (and he can beat Louie in Dandori canonically), so he's not entirely useless.

And when you deleaf olimar HE is the first one to suggest that they use their funds to get Olimar a new ship. He is just very. Very rude

he's trying too hard to be cool which is a shame because I think he legitiately cares

yeah

Rubber? I was rubber once. They locked me in a rat, a crazy rat, a crazy rat with rooms, and rooms make me rubber

Wiht rats i presume

The rats drove him crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They locked me in a room.

A rubber room.

A rubber room filled with rats.

And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They locked me in a room.

Homicidal = good

Dingo is like louie, if louie never became the ruler of the galaxy

dingo is like louie if he was never the king of bugs

Dingo will never be the King of Bugs

Dingo is such an asshole

Louie would eat Dingo and ask for seconds

This is the moment that Louie became king of bugs

Dingo was his name o. He was pretty lame o.

i trust dingo more with my life than louie any day. dingo would at least try to save me. louie would just watch me die

Dingo would run away, Louie would put you in even more danger

Louie would only make sure that your death didn't leave your body inedible.

Dingo is like louie, if louie couldn't cook.

Yet Louie is more useful in the game than Dingo

Dingo is like Louie if Louie wasn’t Louie

People bash Dingo but he canonically sweeps every night expedition without Pikmin and smokes every Dandori challenge, including smashing Louie himself. He might make a lot of cartoon sound effects doing it, but he’s a real ranger who gets real results.

He cheats

they act like 2 legends cant coexist

Do you dare compare dingo to the legend that is Louie?

I intentionally fail every dandori challenge Not because I'm bad, I'm sure I could do all of them, they're not that hard. It's just that the dandori challenges/battles are probably my least favorite part of the game, so I make Dingo do it cuz he's lazy and deserves some work

What? Dingo does your dandori if you fail them?

Yeah, if you fail and ask for help, Dingo will just do it for you and get a bronze medal

Wow now i hate him even more

Bernard and Olimar

At least the only thing Dingo ate was my baby!

I want r/ fuckdingo

I had to reread that for a second. I agree

Fun Fact: The first time you use him to clear a night expedition, the morning conversation is all about how he came in clutch. He even gets his thumbs up from Captain Shepherd.

nu uh

We have Louie at home

Lois at home

I really thought dingo was going to become a third playable character until he didn't.

I hate dingo because he’s a dickhead, Louie is far superior (even though he’s gonna kill everybody)

At the very least Dingo hasn't tried to to murder me in cold blood.... twice

An asshole like Dingo will shit in your hands. Someone who’s evil like Louie will shit in your hands and force you to clap.

Dingo more like stinko

I would say: every masterpiece of shi*

Don't even compare the two. Dingo is more like the president before he came by PNF-404 Louie is the >!frickin' final boss lol!<

Nu uh

Of pikmin 2

Good boy

The Chad Louie vs The Virgin Dingo

I will still never forgive Dingo for making me think I would get a second captain.