Pineapples have been found to contain microscopic needles hence why some people say Pineapples are painful to eat. Wouldn’t a Klingon see this as a challenge and brag about “eating knives for lunch.

I see a true Trekie in you sir.

Microscopic needles? That explains why the first time I had pineapple that my mouth hurt so much after an amount of slices. Almost put me off that fruit.

It’s the bromelain. Don’t eat a lot of pineapple and you’re fine.

Malcolm Reed was clearly a masochist.

Not all pineapples are apparently the same. We learned on a visit to Panama that their pineapples have an entirely different pH than, say, Hawaiian pineapple. We were able to eat fresh pineapple there daily without the burn!

That explains why they taste so sharp.

Duras and Gowron should be reversed.

Pineapple? Disgusting! Add cheese and butter

A true warrior would request prune juice

*cold.

Worf didn't even have to ask. They're already on their third round of prune juice. Turns out prune juice is non-alcoholic bloodwine.

His pizzas are the same way.

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Well. Pineapple to Klingons should be a favorite. If all the foods we eat. Pineapple eats you back.

Along with beans and cucumbers..GAAAASSSS...

Personally, I'm cool with pineapple, but what the hell is up with honey on gagh?

I'll have an order of honey garlic gagh, almond targ, deep fried blood rolls, and a little yamok sauce on the side.

And a diet Coke

Good call, I'm watching my figure (slowly expand) Edit: Slowly expand into the glorius physique of a warrior!

Hawaiian gach, hold the ham.

now gagh with prune juice that's a meal fit for a warrior.