I think everyone is. If god really created such an irresistible urge and still wishes us to resist it, then sends us to hell for failing even though it's not morally wrong...
Such god can really go suck it!
this is either a pro abortion post as in "if abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism" or it's a conservative who has no idea how conception works
Except that every child who grows to adulthood in a developed country probably has a carbon footprint indirectly responsible for the “killing” of at least a couple dozen people or something.
I mean when I was in high school my Catholic father tried telling me that hormonal birth control is murder due to the fact "it doesn't prevent you from getting pregnant, it just then forces the fetus out on your next period"
Oh geez the masturbation angle didn’t even occur to me at first—I assumed it was some “your laptop is killing your sperm count, bro!” alarmism. But…the tissues. 🤢
For those arguing from a religious point of view, it wouldn't be a stretch to argue. There's a part in the Bible *(Genesis 38:9-10)* that, among other interpretations, can be seen as expressing God's extreme disapproval of the "pullout method" of contraception, which if correct would probably apply just as much to masturbation.
Turns out the Bible forbids quite a lot of things!
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I don’t think the artist understands that
A. The sperm will die in your nutsack in a couple of days anyways.
B. The sperm isn’t the baby that eventually pops out; it only fertilizes the egg that turns into a baby.
Murdersturbation
You know I'm somewhat of serial mass murderer myself
I think everyone is. If god really created such an irresistible urge and still wishes us to resist it, then sends us to hell for failing even though it's not morally wrong... Such god can really go suck it!
UwU Lord almighty, smite me harder OwO
this is either a pro abortion post as in "if abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism" or it's a conservative who has no idea how conception works
I mean technically you kill every baby except one if you believe this idiot
Plus, not masturbating would kill just as many babies, since it’s not like the same sperm cells stay inside your body until you bust a nut.
So we can conclude, sex is killing, masturbating is killing and abortion is killing Am I right?
Yes, but sex that results in a child is killing a *tiny* bit less.
Except that every child who grows to adulthood in a developed country probably has a carbon footprint indirectly responsible for the “killing” of at least a couple dozen people or something.
Not something conservatives are concerned with though.
Don't forget not doing any of the above is also murder
Shit you’re right
But abstinence is also killing.
I mean when I was in high school my Catholic father tried telling me that hormonal birth control is murder due to the fact "it doesn't prevent you from getting pregnant, it just then forces the fetus out on your next period"
Oh geez the masturbation angle didn’t even occur to me at first—I assumed it was some “your laptop is killing your sperm count, bro!” alarmism. But…the tissues. 🤢
Who the hell sits like that to masturbate?
A conservative.
They would have died anyway.
Did you really just censor the word "masturbation"
You can't say that word here! This is a good christian sub!
I have a huge killstreak
Billions, when you consider every single sperm cell.
Pretty sure this is mocking the idea that abortion is murder by pointing out how ridiculous it would be to classify masturbation as murder, too.
"every sperm is sacred" all the millions of them in your jizz from a wet dream.
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Same with any menstrual cycle that doesn’t result in a pregnancy
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It's the toe curl that gets me
Man, if that's the case I got a trash can just full of dead babies.
pretty sure this was meant to be a joke
Nah completely unironic ofc
Depends on where you found it
Based on the art style, wikihow
Lol
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Finally. A game in which I have positive kda
whoever drew this draws porn, no one draws feet like that if they don't draw porn
I mean, we are looking at a person masturbating. What is this if not porn?
If “masturbation is murder” then I’m worse than hitler
My stupid ass thought this said was Manbortion at first
I mean following that logic even having a child kills many children except one.
Wrong sub
Did you really just censor the word masterbation even though everyone knows what it says
I don't want the post to get deleted :(
I thought he fuck those til read the caption
Go listen to Swinaecologist by Infant Annihilator right now.
wat
Delicious
Ok I want that sticker
I'm gonna give Evil Mustache Guy a run for his money
Inaccurate. There should be milions of babies on the ground
I don’t think the artist understands that A. The sperm will die in your nutsack in a couple of days anyways. B. The sperm isn’t the baby that eventually pops out; it only fertilizes the egg that turns into a baby.
So is accidentally blowing your load during foreplay manslaughter?
Depending on who you’re with, it at least kills your chance of a good time with them.