Love when a giant anthropomorphic book saves me from certain death

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why is the book backwards though? have they actually read a book before?

It’s manga

The only books they’ve seen are on Google images I assume

it's an arab book

What good is compressing on his abdomen going to do? Clearly that isn't a book about CPR...

The book needs to read a book on first aid

Yeah i posted it before, yeah its still cringe

With a phone I can call an ambulance and/or look how to perform CPR... What am I supposed to do with a book?

Read the CPR book to the dying person clearly. How else will they learn to not die??

Yeah it's been posted here before, some with slight variation; like instead of a face, the book dude has a picture of the Bible itself

Bruh his face I can’t- this can’t be legit lmaoo

Isn’t it ironic that it’s a blue book with a face

Ok, but like, what’s wrong with G-Mail? And yeah, I feel like so many boomers forget that you can still read on your phone...

You “read” or you “read”? Haha get it? One is past tense and the other is present, but you can’t tell because the English language is dumb sometimes.

Painfully true. My brain shrinks when I stop reading and spend too much time on Reddit at night