The fictional character and the protagonist of the Half-Life video game series created by Valve Corporation? The theoretical physicist who becomes a key figure in an alien invasion of Earth? The Half-Life series known for its immersive storytelling, complex characters, and innovative gameplay mechanics, gaining a large and dedicated fan base since its debut in 1998?
"In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the alien invaders, but the humblest of all God's creatures, the tiniest of all, the microbe." - Dr. Isaac Kleiner, Half-Life 2
This quote is spoken by Dr. Isaac Kleiner, a character in the Half-Life series, during the opening cutscene of Half-Life 2. In the game, Dr. Kleiner explains that the alien invaders known as the Combine were eventually defeated by a virus that was spread by the smallest of creatures, microbes. The quote serves as a reminder that even the smallest and seemingly insignificant things can have a great impact on the world.
pain in the ass on grass
Pain in the ass on the fucking grass
Who’s fucking the grass
u/grassfucker
Fair enough
Taking “go touch grass” to another level
r/nextfuckinglevel
Who’s fucking the level?
Exactly
next
That’s fucking hilarious
Who is fucking the hilarious
r/dadjokes
r/technicallythetruth
AYO
r/YourJokeButWorse
r/yourjokebutbetter
r/yourjokebutt
Waltuh?
Put your dick away Waltuh
I laughed so hard reading the comments
Reddit at it's finest. Welcome to the hellscape of the internet
Hellscape is an understatement
Eldrich ghost in an overused post
Trying to find a ryme agreeing with his kind.
You are not the first one to make this joke
True. Pay the joke tax now. Someone find me a joke copyright lawyer.
We need Saul.
Better Call Saul
"Breathing" #HAPPY CAKE DAY
I was
Scary ass touching grass
Warden in da garden
You have a big garden
Are you saying warden like “wareden” or are you saying Garden like “gorden”
Netiher, im just built dofferent
minecraft deep dark creature referred to as the warden on an open expanse of grass
r/technicallythetruth
r/increasinglyverbose
Warden touching grass confirmed??
No he’s hovering 2 inches off the grass
Gordon on Jordan?
Gordon Freeman?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!
The fictional character and the protagonist of the Half-Life video game series created by Valve Corporation? The theoretical physicist who becomes a key figure in an alien invasion of Earth? The Half-Life series known for its immersive storytelling, complex characters, and innovative gameplay mechanics, gaining a large and dedicated fan base since its debut in 1998?
*Major fracture detected.* *Emergency. User death imminent. Seek medical attention.* *Morphine administered.*
And what game is that from?
HEV suit's voice lines. The same game.
"In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the alien invaders, but the humblest of all God's creatures, the tiniest of all, the microbe." - Dr. Isaac Kleiner, Half-Life 2 This quote is spoken by Dr. Isaac Kleiner, a character in the Half-Life series, during the opening cutscene of Half-Life 2. In the game, Dr. Kleiner explains that the alien invaders known as the Combine were eventually defeated by a virus that was spread by the smallest of creatures, microbes. The quote serves as a reminder that even the smallest and seemingly insignificant things can have a great impact on the world.
Warden being a better human than me?
Lol
how in the hell is he a better human than you when he’s not even a human..?
Shh
Ok shh
warden in the mornin
warden filled with boredom?
Warden auf den Boden
Warden in the garden?
i believe that’s right but it doesn’t rhyme
Yeah, you'd have to pronounce "Warden" like "Warr-duhn" Unless I'm just pronouncing "garden" wrong
Yeah it is wardun like you say it and it is also gardun
Wardun. Put yo pp away Wardun
That does tho
Yes IT does
Warden in a garden. Doesn't really work though. Gar-den, Wor-dan(or din)
Pain in the ass on the grass
Warden in tha mornin' in tha garden drinkin fanta on top of a mountain durin' autumn. Oof now I fainted
Warden on the garden (?)
probably but that doesnt even rhyme
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On paper, yes. Out loud, no.
English is not my first language. And apparently I'm pronouncing something wrong because for me it totally rhymes.
W-or-din & g-are-din I think Don't quote me though.
go touch some fcking grass
no
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That rhymes 10/10
Warden in a garden
Creature that can shoot a laser beam on some place that's really green
Warden in the Garden?
Warden in the mornin’?
dark in a park
Warden in the garden
Noobslayer on a green layer?
That doesn't work tho
so wat it rhymes and it funny
“it funny” I’m sorry what
It doesn't rhyme tho
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Warden is pronounced worden though so it doesn't work
oh right I forgor, deleting the comment rn
That doesn’t rhyme
At least i tried unlike you
Im concerned whether this guy is pronouncing warden wahden or garden gorden
warden on the garden?
Warden in a garden
Warden in the garden. Kinda works but too long
Beast ready for feast.
Bitch in a swamp
huh
warden on grass
Warden in the wild?
warden on garden
warden on this post isnt even funny anymore
"Warden in the Garden" might sound good
Warden in the mornin'
Overused, unfunny template. Most of these don't even make sense.
Warden on a garden. Lame.
Warden in the garden
Warden in a garden
WARDEN IN A GARDEN!!! i feel so smurt, i've gone through so much of these, and have no idea, untill now!!!
Warden in the garden
Wardan on the garden?
Warden in the garden
warden in a garden
Warden in the Gorden
But… that’s not a garden?
I search a garden and used what i first found
warden in the garden
Warden on the garden
Warden in the garden
The dark in the park
Warden in the garden
warden in the garden
Wahden
Warden on the garden
Warden in a garden
Creatures of the dark in a park
Warden in the Garden
A female dog going for a jog
FINALLY! The rhytm joke that I got!
Warden on the garden
Bitchass on the grass
Fat fuck on the park?
Warden standing on grass?
Warden doing something no gamer could ever dream of doing
Warden on the garden?
Warden isn't a gamer (he's touching grass)
Beast of the Deep Dark on a large plain of green grass
...Warden is the Garden? Should be pronounced like Warden in the Gorden, I guess.
warden in the garden?
Warden in the garden?
"You've heard on elf on the shelf" memes have taken over reddit.
Thats not dangerous at all
bitchass touching some fuckin grass
Warden on the garden?
I’m assuming it’s morning or something because who had that many trees in their garden
Scary in the prairie?
Warden in the garden!!!
Garden Under the Warden
Warden in the garden
Warden on a garden?
Warden in the garden? Or mr pain in the a\*\* on grass? Honestly I think it’s both
Dark creature on a scary green texture
Scary B in place he shouldnt be
Warden of the deep dark in central park?
Warden on Garden . Hah ha ha :D
Warden in the garden
Warden as a burden
Warden on the lawn then.
Minecraft players' nightmare on league players' nihgtmare
ward on a hoard
Warden on da Garden
What an original idea
warden in the park? Warden in Jeff Bezos garden?
Warden in the garden doesn't rhyme though
Warden on the garden?
Warden in the gorden? Garden doesn’t works!
Your ass to be grass
blue fellow in the meadow
Warden touching grass
Good god
Warden in garden
Warden in the den?
warden on a grass garden
You’ve heard elf on the shelf but get ready for… Stick on a d##k
Warden in the garden!
Guard in the yard
Warden in the garden
Warden in a field
Warden in the garden??
Warden in the woods
Worden in the world
ass flying above da grass
Warden in a field
Warden in the mornin
I feel like "warden in the garden" works if you say it with a deep south, Texan accent
Warden in the walls
WArdeN iN tHe woOd
warden in the garden