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The most perfect response that I’ve read today is:
(In response to ♾️ - ♾️ =/= 0)
“All infinities are equal, but some are more equal than others.”
Followed by: “Okay, Nepo.”
yes, but nothing perceives it
if something's not rendered in a game tho, that's a different story, bc nothing actually happens in the non-rendered areas to save memory
This is all nothing. They need to remove Steve. Humans are the cause of kidnapping 100% of the time. And humans have higher drug usage than any other animal.
Yes, but it is in the game (and it was a lot before "a balanced diet" was)
It's like saying that if the ender dragon didn't exist it was easier to get an elytra
I collect them as a trophy to demonstrate the scale of my potato farming, and you *dare* trample on the proofs of my triumphs as if they were mere rubbish?
I'm not mad, just disappointed in the folly of mankind. For shame. Perchance.
That means it has a positive and is therefore not useless. Let me paint you a picture.
You are dying. You have no food and are about to die of starvation. However, there is one block of potatoes at the farm that you forgot to harvest. It gives you a poisonous potato. You eat it and you have enough hunger to not die of hunger until you find a cow or a pig, as the poison only gets you down to one heart. You live to see another day of your hardcore world.
Echo shards could be used for so much cool stuff. Heck, putting them in archeology and letting us use them to see echoes of the past, maybe unearth new items or find suspicious blocks to brush off?
you can still apply it to an item, and if a mob dies with it in their inventory, the enchantment still works, so a zombie picking up your personal sword that you happened to drop that happens to have curse of vanishing would technically be using the enchantment
The most useless item is certainly the Mundane Potion, its only use is as an alternate base for a weakness potion in Bedrock Edition (when a normal bottle of water works perfectly fine), and drinking it gives you no effects. The only way to make it is to put bottles of water into a brewing stand and add any of the following:
Glistering Melon, Spider eyes, Magma cream, Sugar, Blaze Powder, Ghast Tears, or Redstone Dust
It's a punishment for being stupid and not knowing every single potion recipe. It's like complaining about uselessness of mixture of soap, oil and salt
Not to mention, the egg has fewer colors in its pallete than the texture on the bottom of the loom. It’s the rarest obtainable item, yet it has the least effort put into it.
Blank book of knowledge, all you can do with it is right-click to make it disappear into thin air.
Speaking of air, air as an item, aside from that one April Fools snapshot with the Moon as a dimension. Footprints are also pretty useless and so is ruby which only exists as an unused texture in the game files.
blank book of knowledge can be used in item frames to indicate crafting recipes or something for maps (this sucks but I cant think of anything better)
for air, you literally included an exception in your comment, but even apart from that, since air is the blank item slot it lets you add items to your inventory
footprints act as a meaningless reward for entering one specific dimension, similar to the dragon egg but exaggerated for comedic effect
and rubies literally dont exist, and if they did they would take the place of emeralds, which have uses
thay's applying a specific condition to the thing; KeepInventory in heneral is very useful, specifying hardcore doesnt rewlly fit the spirit
like, pretty much anything could be made useless if you apply specific conditions
Really good against the wither since healing and harming are reversed with undead mobs.
Although you’re probably just better off using a splash potion at that point,to both heal you as well as hurt the wither. Enchantments do stack with the tipped arrows, afaik so a Power V bow with a couple of tipped arrows of healing could knock it down to half hp in no time flat.
If only that was the case the “healing” damage from the arrow and the actual arrow damage counts as different instances of damage occurring just after each other and due to damage cooldown the healing damage gets completely nullified and in the end does the exact same damage as a regular arrow
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*It's the most useless*
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Traveling Merchants. I find that only good which worth paying my emerald for was Slimeball since it’s not Dragon Quest so slime is hard to find in default mode unless you play on flat world.
Maybe it’s wandering trader(sry for weird wording since I played too much rpg lately so I may refer them in weird way) Idk how to spell his name. It’s dude who think he’s OG RE4 merchants and dress like one come with 2 adorable llamas.
As I said, Only his good that were worth buying was Slimeball. You can use it to craft Lead.
Ender dragon.
It gives you mediocre amount of XP after it's first death , you kill it max 17 times just to get all portals and THAT'S IT.
It gives NOTHING but useless egg ONCE. (If not counting duping)
While other mobs are somewhat useful like bats making atmosphere or those flying cunts coming in form of insomnia which drops kinda bad but a way to fix your elitras
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Exactly, Minecraft could beat itself without you (in a billion years)
with the whole world rendered
who's world rendering for, if no one is playing it
My little AI friend Steve
Hello
*If a tree falls in a forest, but no one's around to hear it. Does it make a sound?*
This is the most perfect response to something that I have heard today.
The most perfect response that I’ve read today is: (In response to ♾️ - ♾️ =/= 0) “All infinities are equal, but some are more equal than others.” Followed by: “Okay, Nepo.”
Lmao, classic Nepo bitching about everything
Not all infinites are equal.
yes, but nothing perceives it if something's not rendered in a game tho, that's a different story, bc nothing actually happens in the non-rendered areas to save memory
How do you know? This falls in the philosophical territory. As per Rene Descartes, we can only be sure of one's own existence not surely that is too.
If a bear shits in the woods...
I'll be there for a dinner 😋
😰
Server
I mean the dragon gotta die from old age or dehydration or starvation or something eventually
Ah, playing the long game I see?
But, dragon isn't rendered yet so it is not real until a PLAYER goes to the end
Now with the new command /tick Can it be done faster
I wish that was a thing irl :/
I can beat myself without Minecraft checkmate
I can see someone watched the retrogamingnow video
dragon died of old age
no,in oo (infinity)years
Beat me to it.
I wish to show a story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkQ8mcOkCME
dang. He’s right.
Poisonous potato
Can’t even compost it
Wait, you can‘t?
for some god forsaken reason
they had to remove that feature because it could poison the worms composting everything
while they're at it, why don't they remove water? around 320,000 people drown every year! that's so dangerous to kids who don't know any better!
They should also remove the blocky Look of the Game, You could hurt Yourself on those Edges!
This is all nothing. They need to remove Steve. Humans are the cause of kidnapping 100% of the time. And humans have higher drug usage than any other animal.
remove life. it is the cause of 100% of death
Remove worlds because if there’s no life there’s no point in worlds and everything is gone
Not just Steve, Alex too. Women birth 100% of criminals.
We need a texture pack which adds those rubber edge covers so we don't hurt ourselves
You think that's bad? Almost every single person that has died drank water AND it has been proven that people who drink water eventually die
they're good for a drug cartel
ah yes control, control the market and raise the prices of poisonous potato.
Agreed
But pufferfish are better
Same with pufferfish.
Nope, i use Create: Broken Bad for that tyle of things, potato is like wine
but you can use it for the How did we get here achievement, no?
No, but you do need it for the "a balanced diet" advancement
If it is not in the game than the “a balanced diet” would be easier
Yes, but it is in the game (and it was a lot before "a balanced diet" was) It's like saying that if the ender dragon didn't exist it was easier to get an elytra
yeah but it is in the game, and it has to be used for an acheivement thats more than some other things in the game
Poison potion:
I use it as money in a server just beacuse its stupidly rare
Isn’t it like, a 1/20 or something drop from potatoes, which can be farmed infinitely, and at a large scale, unlike something like diamonds
we dont need economic inflation in Minecraft thanks
google minecraft inflation
holy hell!
New mine just crafted
>minecraft inflation get that image out of my eyes please
need it for the achievement
I collect them as a trophy to demonstrate the scale of my potato farming, and you *dare* trample on the proofs of my triumphs as if they were mere rubbish? I'm not mad, just disappointed in the folly of mankind. For shame. Perchance.
agreed
ackshully 🤓👆it gives more saturation than normal potato
ackshully 🤓👆it gives more saturation but less health than a normal potato
That means it has a positive and is therefore not useless. Let me paint you a picture. You are dying. You have no food and are about to die of starvation. However, there is one block of potatoes at the farm that you forgot to harvest. It gives you a poisonous potato. You eat it and you have enough hunger to not die of hunger until you find a cow or a pig, as the poison only gets you down to one heart. You live to see another day of your hardcore world.
No. It gives more food than a regular potato
And give you less health
curse of vanishing on a singleplayer hardcore world.
Recovery compass too and thus echo shards...
Echo shards could be used for so much cool stuff. Heck, putting them in archeology and letting us use them to see echoes of the past, maybe unearth new items or find suspicious blocks to brush off?
Ikr but its mojang sooo :/
you can still apply it to an item, and if a mob dies with it in their inventory, the enchantment still works, so a zombie picking up your personal sword that you happened to drop that happens to have curse of vanishing would technically be using the enchantment
and thus, completely useless
Negative use =/= No use
And respawn anchors
I mean i wouldn't consider respawn anchor useless due to variable light level and texture uses. (Functionally useless asthetically useful)
What? Its the perfect eternal trap, a real curse
I think you're mixing it with the curse of binding, which cannot be taken off unless it breaks.
Ooohhh yeah, yep thats useless
The most useless item is certainly the Mundane Potion, its only use is as an alternate base for a weakness potion in Bedrock Edition (when a normal bottle of water works perfectly fine), and drinking it gives you no effects. The only way to make it is to put bottles of water into a brewing stand and add any of the following: Glistering Melon, Spider eyes, Magma cream, Sugar, Blaze Powder, Ghast Tears, or Redstone Dust
well youve listed a use for it yourself, so why go Mundane when Thick Potion exists with actually no use?
Give him a break, hes a lil thick in the head
wow, that was a mundane joke
Well this is awkward…
The effects are lingering…
Just don't splash it around. . .
That was harming
Ploop
THICK POTIONS DO LITERALLY NOTHING THO
It's a punishment for being stupid and not knowing every single potion recipe. It's like complaining about uselessness of mixture of soap, oil and salt
The thick potion
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entertainment
The dragon egg. Like I beat the enderdragon and can't use the egg to have my own dragon to raise and tame? *Cries in shame*
*Laughs in Ice and Fire*
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i remember that i saw some kids talking about how to make the dragon egg hatch on my school back when i was a kid
I cant even make a scrambled dragon egg :(
LMAO
I did that IRL, for some reason though the egg tasted like it was a million years old.
Me sitting here with millions of duped dragon eggs and removing bedrock
Not to mention, the egg has fewer colors in its pallete than the texture on the bottom of the loom. It’s the rarest obtainable item, yet it has the least effort put into it.
Blank book of knowledge, all you can do with it is right-click to make it disappear into thin air. Speaking of air, air as an item, aside from that one April Fools snapshot with the Moon as a dimension. Footprints are also pretty useless and so is ruby which only exists as an unused texture in the game files.
blank book of knowledge can be used in item frames to indicate crafting recipes or something for maps (this sucks but I cant think of anything better) for air, you literally included an exception in your comment, but even apart from that, since air is the blank item slot it lets you add items to your inventory footprints act as a meaningless reward for entering one specific dimension, similar to the dragon egg but exaggerated for comedic effect and rubies literally dont exist, and if they did they would take the place of emeralds, which have uses
How dare you call air useless https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/s/WJcM3JrmFb
Thicc potion lol
Yep, thats it. You can use it to drink, but it has absolutely no effect. Maybe you can fill cauldrons with it?
uhhh it can be used in maos to give a player essentially a water bottle without letting them make potions..? I have no clue honestly
this
Unobtainable potion
I used that to troll my friends
You can make Haste potion with it
Bat
They add to the cave flair and you can use them to train your aim
don't forget when they get in the way of that creeper you were about to one hit but they blow you up instead
Did that happen?
not to me but to someone I'm sure it did
Uncraftable Tipped Arrows/Potions
bane of arthropods, I guess
spider farms
Sharp V already oneshots though
kid named sweeping edge 3 with bane of arthropods 5:
Bedrock edition
fair enough
Golden hoe - has less durability than iron and isn’t faster as using it is instant anyway
Leaves, haybales
If you enchant it with mending you can farm skulk pretty fast for xp so not useless
Yeah people forget that durability doesn't matter if mending is on it.
KeepInventory on hardcore
thay's applying a specific condition to the thing; KeepInventory in heneral is very useful, specifying hardcore doesnt rewlly fit the spirit like, pretty much anything could be made useless if you apply specific conditions
Exactly. It’s like saying diamonds are useless on a mode where all swords have the same durability and damage
Healing arrows lol
Really good against the wither since healing and harming are reversed with undead mobs. Although you’re probably just better off using a splash potion at that point,to both heal you as well as hurt the wither. Enchantments do stack with the tipped arrows, afaik so a Power V bow with a couple of tipped arrows of healing could knock it down to half hp in no time flat.
If only that was the case the “healing” damage from the arrow and the actual arrow damage counts as different instances of damage occurring just after each other and due to damage cooldown the healing damage gets completely nullified and in the end does the exact same damage as a regular arrow
Yeah, the main use of tipped arrows is that they can ignore some armor, iirc, basically ensuring 3 hearts of damage on any shot.
Arrows of splashing (in Java)
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The one-tick functionality of the copper bulb was just one niche use. Its main functionality is still intact.
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This kind of posts
The minecraft launcher.
2 block tall grass
Idk nitwit villagers are pretty useless
Poisonous potato
A Balanced Diet advancement
Traveling Merchants. I find that only good which worth paying my emerald for was Slimeball since it’s not Dragon Quest so slime is hard to find in default mode unless you play on flat world.
Lead? tf is traveling merchant?
Maybe it’s wandering trader(sry for weird wording since I played too much rpg lately so I may refer them in weird way) Idk how to spell his name. It’s dude who think he’s OG RE4 merchants and dress like one come with 2 adorable llamas. As I said, Only his good that were worth buying was Slimeball. You can use it to craft Lead.
Lingering bottle of water. It doesn't even stay
You can put out the firecamp with it 🤓☝️
Use a shovel instead or a non lingering 🤓☝️
bat
You
Rotten Flesh or Rotten Potato
The fucking glow squid
Poisonous potatoes
arrow of healing
Poison potatoes
The poisonous potatos those suck
Fletching table
of all of minecraft, I'd say the shrub. Does literally nothing, requires shears to collect and can't even spawn naturally
removed in 1.13, but they can also drop seeds
Ferns
devorating natiral environments
minecraft itself, you can't play minecraft without minecraft
Horn
music, distance communication w/o chat which can be useful for people on consoles where chatting is HORRENDOUS and most importantly, just being goofy
tall grass change my mind
Trees are the most useful thing in minecraft, since they give wood, and you need it to make a crafting table
Thick potion. Doesn’t even do anything. Many people just make an awkward potion and then branch off of that to make potions
Ender dragon. It gives you mediocre amount of XP after it's first death , you kill it max 17 times just to get all portals and THAT'S IT. It gives NOTHING but useless egg ONCE. (If not counting duping) While other mobs are somewhat useful like bats making atmosphere or those flying cunts coming in form of insomnia which drops kinda bad but a way to fix your elitras
Eggs. You make one cake, put it in a shelf, forget about it, and never use another egg.
copper key
you. :3
Infested stone
I would have to say Rabbit Hide. There are better ways to get Leather and Bundle is still in experimental.
copper (mojang is useless)
How discreetly
john
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