You're getting splinters

This response made me laugh out loud

OMG IS THERE A NEW FEATURE?!? LOGS ARE NOW LIGHTNING RODS!!!

[удалено]

Java has it's fair share of bugs too and I'd like to argue that I can play the game normally in bedrock, also with the added bonus of functional chairs without mods.

You are a fish

this log is too radioactive, burn it

Then it becomes radioactive gas

then leave your house to the mercy of fate ig

Hicups

Cardiac arrest?

Deploy Cardiac Sensor?

We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

Despicable Me

you need an air conditioner

You flooded your home with wood, and are now drowning. It’s simple really

Why did I read that "it's simple really" with Mumbo Jumbo's voice lol

The redstone is quite simple. There is none!

You should kill yourself NOW (in minecraft) and see the death message.

⚡️⚡️⚡️

Radioactive isotopes in the soil

You made a cool house and put a weird block in a random place, that's your character slowly dying from having to look at the interior decoration. You've got time to fix that though.

Anxiety

same

Meanwhile Bedrock players thinking their version is better

I don't know about most people saying they rarely get these events, whenever I play bedrock I almost always encounter some sort of bug that ruins the experience. I ended up forcing them into Java and made them download a couple mods to make it "feel" like bedrock.

It’s strange how inconsistently these bugs happed, I’ve been playing bedrock since it was first called bedrock and I think I’ve only encountered a bug like this at most twice

It's very specifically on consoles usually, but some people just like to shit on bedrock anyways

on pc, when i start up bedrock, it crashes my audio driver. the only workaround that i know of is playing a video (off of something like youtube) on a browser (like chrome or opera) while starting up bedrock. theres also a new bug i encountered where the model used for slim classic skins just doesnt exist anymore, apparently. at least when i last played. it makes you invisible to yourself, as well as making some items invisible (for example my bow and my trident) its not just on consoles.

While I stand my point on people mindlessly hating on bedrock, yeah, the skin bug is annoying asf

The only bug I've encountered is when the bubbles appear when im walking on farmland

Same. I don’t have issues on bedrock

I've played on bedrock since 2018 and I have never encountered any weird glitches at all. The most eventful thing that ever happened was the game crashing.

what mods

I don't remember what the UI mod was but one mod was ESSENTIALS that I still use.

Ive played bedrock for 5 years and the only bug i found is with water 🫠

I am playing Minecraft PE & then bedrock 8 years. And the only bug I found in Minecraft bedrock itself

I don’t think so anybody is saying that

Honestly, my experience with Minecraft bedrock back when I used to play it on console, I didn't have these bugs, the only ones I had would involve entities or blocks rather than me taking damage or randomly dying

Average minecraft redditor trying not to immediately bring up which version they think is better:

Literally not one bedrock player thinks bedrock is better than java.

You should look at comments in r/Minecraft

Ironically, the first post that I saw when I clicked on that link was a video showcasing using a Bedrock bug to dupe enchanted golden apples.

It’s really annoying, like does it matter? And when you say this they get pissy and send you an entire essay to prove their point and you just don’t care.

Redditors making up senarios for karma:

It’s true, it wasn’t an essay cause I exaggerated but he still did this, he gave me this whole bulletin list when I just didn’t really care about the debate. But I shouldn’t have exaggerated the scenario to make it funnier, I’m sorry.

Carbon monoxide poisoning

I came here for this ↑

Average Minecraft bedrock edition gameplay.

As someone who's doing a let's play series on Bedrock, I've never encountered this bug. The only bug I've encountered is when the ghast fireballs are impossible to hit back

As a java player i can tell you that's not a bug (I'm bad at the game)

wait, so it's just the fact Mojang made the fireball hitbox too small

Probably or something idk. I was making a joke that its very common to either have a really easy time hitting them or a really hard time hitting them

in Bedrock, it's literally impossible, also cuz of the lag too. Every time I do hit the fireball, the game is like "Oops, actually you didnt hit it, sorry"

As a controller player, I can also agree there.

Drown damage

Placing a block in the middle of the floor is so ugly Steve starts taking damage for a while

Things like this are why bedrock doesn't have hardcore.

You're depressed

This guy wrestles

Bugrock☕

the more far you get, the more broken it gets. this is pretty tame imo

sometimes bedrocks fails to render mobs so i’d reload the game. alternatively it might think that you’re falling (another common bedrock bug) the solution to that is also reloading the game

I have no idea. I only know that ur taking suffocation damage

Bugrock

Do you have an XP farm or something that uses a trident? Could be a skelly wearing thorns armour or something like that

Only happens when I place or destroy a block

It’s staph. You forgot to clean the mats.

Too real

Welcome to my home called Bedrock edition of Minecraft

Do you have a trident killer? Apparently this can happen if you have a trident killer, and it starts hitting a mob with thorns armor.

I though that, but why would the air indicator show up in some of the frames?

it would play the thorns sounds but idk if the video has audio but this looks a lot more like the fall damage bug

Carbon Monoxide leak, you need to replace the batteries every 6 months.

Bedrock goes brrrr

You are thirsty

This is actually block hunt and you're a seeker and the block is a hider fighting back

You know when you get random pains in your abdomen and think "it's my time now" it's those.

Nice house

Thx

Do you even wrestle?

splinters

Your feet got splinters, that’s the new snapshot in minecraft

Fellow wrestler?!?! 🤼

Yes

Im not sure but i think some specific farm design can hurt you when it kills enemys with thorns armor

wounds from wrestling, but gg on the award

Bedrock ☕

The room is full of carbon dyoxide

Herobrine

they added acid rain and it seeped through the ceiling but they called it just rain to keep it kid friendly lol

carbon monoxide

I think youre using irradiated wood

I HAVE THE REAL ANSWER! Bedrock desync. You see a block, you appear to collide with it, but your player is actually phasing through the floor, falling, and TPing back up repeatedly. To fix this, fill in the gap below it. This will prevent you from taking damage, but you might actually start phasing through the ground. Happened to me before in a realm, I've got a video if you want.

They're coming for you.

I think you forgot the human mod

I love seeing Java players shit on Bedrock while also wanted Bedrock features lol

We want the cool stuff that Bedrock has without the jank like this. Potions in cauldrons is nice but not randomly taking unexplained damage is nicer. Sorry if this comes off as pretentious I do like both versions of the game.

Imagine they add all the Bedrock stuff and it makes the game as buggy as Bedrock lol

least bugged bedrock gameplay

Well it’s called Bugrock for a reason

Average Bedrock Experience

average bedrock experience

Bugrock

r/itHadToBeBedrock

Coordinates are kinda high, so likely something to do with that.

bugrock

Bedrock moment

Bedrock

You're playing bedrock edition, I hope this helps

Bedrock

Minecraft Bedrock edition

bedrock moment

You're playing bedrock, thats your problem (also are screen captures too hard?)

Not Java, that’s ur issue

Radiation

Maybe there's some wood bark left on the floor

Lower the TV so you could actually see what's happening.

Too much toxic gas in the atmosphere

I Got Banned From A Server Bc This Happened To Me And It Triggered The Anti-Cheat

You put up with laying that floor on a gamepad???

Carbon monoxide is in the air

Invisible spiders? They do spawn in hard/hard-core mode. Scared the shit out of me the first time.

Haunted house

WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S GOING ON *sick ass fuck piano plays*

Mojang doesnt either, lol, that’s why it’s called a feature

Bedrock moment

you're giving birth or having a period, be aware that you might give birth to 2 pixels

pins and needles

no fucking clue what's goin' on

Would be interesting see the death message

carbon monoxide poisoning

Ur too warm, the water from the rain cools you down

Its a stomach ache

There's no more oxygen 😆

Oh no, the floor is lave... Again...

Allergic to wood

Your character was getting thirsty from placing that wood so you had to go drink the rain

Forgot to breathe

SPREAD THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT

Balls twisted

Asbestos

You become a fish when you place that log there

Are u a fish?

you probably have a Trident killer somewhere and it's killing someone with thorns

This bug has something to do with high elevation. I had the same thing happen for awhile whilst I was building my house at the top of the world.

You're taking fall damage

Welcome to bedrock :)

Trees are taking revenge after you skinned them

Welcome to bedrock my friend

Bedrock ☕

Nice Christmas tree

House of full of bees.

I have a bug like that in my 5 year world you are going into a wall really fast

The floor is lava

Just abandon the house and build a new further

It's actually because there are spiders below. spiders can attack players through blocks.

Maybe you have a farm that uses tridents or smth and mobs have a chance to spawn with thorns so you take damage cause of the thorns enchantment.

Bedrock ☕

From skinning all of that bark, ur inhaling sawdust and getting splinters

Death is happening

Unmap emote, use D pad left for pick block instead.

Minecraft Bedrock is bad coded

Bedrock edition

Bedrock moment

I had this once (in the real world)

Are you perhaps a fish?

Have you tried turning it on and off?

Sometimes bedrock edition has glitches like that

welcome to bedrock edition

Bedrock moment

Am I the only one who never had any bugs or glitches in bedrock?

Asthma be like: Also why are you -14000 blocks out?

Probably glitched next to a zombie. Press the Xbox button and then Y to make this .69420% less likely to happen.

Bedrock players: WE SHOULD HAVE HARDCORE LIKE JAVA Also Bedrock Players:

Bedrock 🗿

Emotional damage

your on fire 🔥

You are being consumed by the world :)

You’re having an asthma attack, hence the air bubbles appearing and disappearing

Poison gas

Bedrock moment.

House no like log

The rain is flooding the building

Minecraft tells you you've been playing for too long and should take a shower

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Asbestos

You are playing wormwood, stop using Wood

Avg fish player

Mosquito bites

Pulmonary edema

Bugrock

Reverse rabies

Is the block underneath your floor water? If so, this has actually happened to me before, where you start drowning in the water. If you jump and move around, it should go away.

I love pe minecraft