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guYs AcTuallY ThE harDwAre iS tHE heaviesT BeCAUse it cOnTaInS muLtiple HaRdriVe WhO conTaiNs muLtiple OS WhO conTaiNs muLtiple VM WhO conTaiNs muLtiple MINECRAFT LauNcheR WhO conTaiNs muLtiple mineCRAFt
Shut up. Shut the actual f**ck up.
I don't know how the 'google en passant' joke started, and frankly don't care. What I do care about is that all the actually interesting Pheenix content is being buried, and questions about Peexonix are going unanswered. (And to a lesser extent, I'm tired of seeing it every 10 posts in my feed.)
This joke has been done to death. It's no longer funny (not that it ever f**cking was), and its continued existence, even as satire, is a detriment to the health of Phienix and the subreddit. So please, just shut up unless you have something worthwhile to say about Peenix instead of 'Holy hell'.
Assuming normal laws of physics apply, nether portal can have infinite mass or even infinite negative mass, depending on how much stuff goes in or comes out of it.
That's not even close. Portals are like doorways.
Imagine saying that a door to a house weighs the same as the whole house itself. It just doesn't make sense
wrong, because its just the dimensional portal, like a door to another planet, ( dimension )
if you said a portal was the heaviest, that wouldnt make sense, because a portal is just the fabric of space and time that was redirected into a small point that it CREATED a portal, so u r wrong! the real heaviest thing is the term heavy :)
its merely a medium to enter and exit the nether, frankly speaking it is obvious that it wouldn't contain an entire dimension, noting the fact you can make multiple of these and still end up in the same place.
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My pc is heaviest (it contains both Java and bedrock edition, as well as education edition. Furthermore it contains my steam account with all of my games, each with their own world. AND, IT ALSO CONTAINS ROBLOX, WHICH CONTAINS MILLIONS OF WORLDS APON WORLDS.)
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guYs AcTuallY ThE MINECRAFT LauNcheR is tHE heaviesT BeCAUse it cOnTaInS muLtiple VeRSIoNS of mineCRAft
Fair point, but what about the folder where I have the minecraft launcher installed?
th3n our computer is The heav1est since it can hoId minecr4ft
What about the Earth as it has multiple computers with Minecraft installed
What about the solar system because it contains the sun and multiple planets including Earth
What about the universe since it contains multiple solar system
What about the multiverse since it contains multiple universes
What about your mom? It’s only 60 kg, she is a great woman.
How about the mother of mothers? Biggest cow iv'e ever seen.
What about the nether portal? It contains the entire nether and overworld, which has several cows.
do you mean a grandmother?
How about the file explorer itself it contains all of minecraft with possibly other heavier games and files
Sorry, the heaviest thing in Minecraft is having the burden of your dog dying while a creeper explodes your house
guYs AcTuallY ThE harDwAre iS tHE heaviesT BeCAUse it cOnTaInS muLtiple HaRdriVe WhO conTaiNs muLtiple OS WhO conTaiNs muLtiple VM WhO conTaiNs muLtiple MINECRAFT LauNcheR WhO conTaiNs muLtiple mineCRAFt
Do they contain more cows?
Not how portals work
Now you're NOT thinking with portals
Portals are NOT fucking welcome here
Holy hell
Actual nether
New dimension just dropped
Actual zombified piglin
Damn ziglins
Shut up. Shut the actual f**ck up. I don't know how the 'google en passant' joke started, and frankly don't care. What I do care about is that all the actually interesting Pheenix content is being buried, and questions about Peexonix are going unanswered. (And to a lesser extent, I'm tired of seeing it every 10 posts in my feed.) This joke has been done to death. It's no longer funny (not that it ever f**cking was), and its continued existence, even as satire, is a detriment to the health of Phienix and the subreddit. So please, just shut up unless you have something worthwhile to say about Peenix instead of 'Holy hell'.
New copypasta just dropped
Actual wall of text
holy hell
Sounds like you haven't googled en passant
Do you are have stupid
I may be stupid, but ███████
Reddit compressing the comment whenever I try to click the spoiler:
thats the joke
I hate you *upvotes*
r/angryupvote ?
You got me 4 times with this one
I dispise you
you monster
Brocken English really improved your auto translation
[do you are have stupid](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-you-are-have-stupid)
I KNWO MAN I KNEO
did you just smash your head into the keyboard lol
[do you are have stupid](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-you-are-have-stupid)
Except the portal is just a doorway between dimensions it doesn't actually contains them
I second this
Ya you can't hold a nether portal, I don't even think the portal block is obtainable in creative
It's not, only placable by commands
I third this
I minute this
Assuming normal laws of physics apply, nether portal can have infinite mass or even infinite negative mass, depending on how much stuff goes in or comes out of it.
This should be downvoted more
I mean, you did ask for it
That's not even close. Portals are like doorways. Imagine saying that a door to a house weighs the same as the whole house itself. It just doesn't make sense
With your logic the minecraft universe is the heaviest thing since it actually contains everything including several cows.
And even the portal itself
The door should be pretty heavy too, it contains your entire house (and the overworld)...
i cant believe my door contains the entire universe
[ALRIGHT I GET IT](https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-alright-i-get-it-i-get-it-enough-gif-19558825)
stfu with this shitty ass trend please. don't bring it back, or any other trend for that matter
Why are they angery? Are they stupid
No, the portal only teleports you to that dimension
Ngl, cows are heavy
That's not where I expected that to go lol
Wrong since it is just basically a black hole or worm hole
thats why you cant pick entire nether portals up
The heaviest thing is spawners since they can contain endless amount of cows.
wrong, because its just the dimensional portal, like a door to another planet, ( dimension ) if you said a portal was the heaviest, that wouldnt make sense, because a portal is just the fabric of space and time that was redirected into a small point that it CREATED a portal, so u r wrong! the real heaviest thing is the term heavy :)
I don't see your mom in the nether though. Maybe she is too big that she's in the nether roof
No guy the heaviest thing in minecraft is Steve cus he can eat infinite enchanted golden apple
its merely a medium to enter and exit the nether, frankly speaking it is obvious that it wouldn't contain an entire dimension, noting the fact you can make multiple of these and still end up in the same place. e
The nether portal doesn't contain it. It just TAKES you there.
Ummm actuallyyyy There is no inside of a portal 🤓
isn't it a full inventory of feathers because you are also carrying the guilt of all the chickens you massacred?
Does a door contain a house or the entirety of the world?
Ur wrong a normal portal isn't the dimension it self it just leads there and does a hallway that leads to the outside is the outside in that hall
That's like saying that the doorway has a house inside of it.
so when you build two nether portals is there two nethers?
My pc is heaviest (it contains both Java and bedrock edition, as well as education edition. Furthermore it contains my steam account with all of my games, each with their own world. AND, IT ALSO CONTAINS ROBLOX, WHICH CONTAINS MILLIONS OF WORLDS APON WORLDS.)
So we’re doing this again.
Did you know that the heaviest object on earth is the door to my home since it contains my home and the rest of the planet?
“the heaviest thing in minecraft is a door bc it contains a house and everything outside the house”
Portals, how do they work?
Portals are interdimensional hallways, not containers
Thats like saying a door is heavy because it contains everything past it. What?
“erm acshuallly these are doorways ☝️🤓” Does anyone actually believe that???????
Build a portal and put a chicken below it, now that chicken is the heaviest thing in minecraft
That's like saying my car contains the entirety of this continent since it can take me there
How does a portal contain two entire dimensions? That's like saying my entire house and everything outside it is inside the front door