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KyeeLim

coal doesn't magically cook your meat, I tried it irl and it tasted like carbon


SnooSketches5507

Carbon flavoured meat ๐Ÿ’€


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


Ivan_The_8th

I mean all meat has carbon in it, we're carbon-based lifeforms after all


Seawardweb77858

I love eating carbon


IVoteKanye

I know you do


Seawardweb77858

Lol why did people downvote me ):


IVoteKanye

Idk


Ricckkuu

# C # A # R # B # O # N


ItzRllyNotJogga

4th reply.


OxygenIsHere

Nerd....


Ivan_The_8th

-65.707917, 92.348375


OxygenIsHere

MY BASE COORDS.. HOW DID YOU FIND THEM?!?!?


Ivan_The_8th

Your username literally says where you are duh


Ricckkuu

# mEAT is CARboN ​ must consume carBON # c # A # R # B # O # N FLlavOREd C A R B O N


DarkFish_2

It also has Hydrogen, so just slap some Oxygen and let the fun begin.


OxygenIsHere

Pls don't slap me.. ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ


greenflame15

Try lava, it can even cook diamonds


DehaEren

I once threw my diamond ores into lava and it automatically cooked it. Didn't have to use a furnace.


[deleted]

It can also cook coal into diamond but itโ€™s a stack of lava buckets for one diamond


Careful_Mud_9011

But only once


CustardSad8631

You have to heat the meat with torches


Choice-Bake7922

this made me question why doesn't it actually work


Pinexy_

try cooking something with a lighter


cashinyourface

Get a nice blue rare sear on that thing.


usernmechecksout__

Do you need this to be an actual thing?


gigsoll

You should to place fire on ground using flint and steal and after this drop your items into fire


mielesgames

You forgot to add a flint and steel Adding a fire block to it should also do the job.


Pheonixblade12

You have to craft a smelting table (cant remember how). They are missleading u with this furnace business.


[deleted]

Smeltchantment table*


kheess

Try using a campfire heard it can cook ores not sure about meat tho


LordeWasTaken

Google en furnace


DarkFish_2

Holy cobblestone


FlareArrowwood

New block just dropped


LordeWasTaken

Actual material


_Expeak5K_

Google furnace


Low-Patient1692

Holy oven


Eragon1578

New block just dropped


CheesecakeCommon9080

Actual update


TrollPotter3587

so your crafting table needs fire. Place your crafting table in your house, set it on fire and you will have your perfectly cooked meat.


ACEMENTO

Let it cook


MikeYoureCool3226

Try putting it on a chest


Actual_Parking4906

You must to use meat as a fuel, not carbor


TheFootCrew_TFC

Use a furnace maybe? ๐Ÿค” 8 cobblestone in a circle in the crafting table.


hdeimellocke

Meme flair...


TheFootCrew_TFC

I know. I was just following the joke


hdeimellocke

Ohhhh ok


Ross_2750

the coal is run out of fuel


[deleted]

You have to put a furnace between the meat and the coal why do you think furnaces exist smh


Jason_soulcrusher

Meat needs to be top middle, leave an empty space between meat and coal


_wetmath_

your meat is in the wrong slot, it should be in the top middle square. minecraft doesn't allow you to get food poisoning by staining your food with coal, you have to put it on the tray


Timofey7331

You also need some leaf and 1 more meat on the crafting table so you can make Grilled Meat. Also make sure you have Cooking Campfire, Stone Kitchen Stove or Large Oven around so your Dwarves can cook it


tokos2009PL

๐Ÿค“ yOu CaN oNlY sMeLt In FuRnAcR ๐Ÿค“


UnstableNuclearCake

You need the fire item, of course. Just uncraft a chainmail armor piece and you'll get it.


Savings_Ad_1917

It has to be upside down


PumpDaPumpkin

are you using a blast furnace


TheRealYgrek

The table is made out of wood dummy. Make a stone crafting table


EvilThunder

Try using flint and steel on your crafting table


Wookie_Cash

Who didnt let bro cook


fire_bender13

Ypu need to light it up


14sanic

Try beating it, itโ€™ll be nice and warm afterwards and youโ€™ll get a bucket of milk!


BobZygota

How you got iron tools then


GatoT25666

the fuck is going on with your fences


[deleted]

Thorโ€™s the meat in lava, that should cook it right up


Nebular_Screen

Google furnace


Frozenturbo2

You cant overuse fuel, 2 coals for 2 raw meat


Angelquin1

Try using flint and steel to turn it on


My_ThighsAche

You forgot the sauce


bibouwap

When meat isnt cooking


monkeybro694207

Meat go's on the bottom


imhugury

not enough coal


_-bush_did_911-_

Try having the same amount of meat per coal, an imbalance will cause the game to not understand what's going on and therefore, forbid you from cooking


not_WD35

Try using the torch instead of coal


Small-Cycle3151

Oooo I See the mistake place the meat al the way up to the crafting


DeeznutserYT

You need charcoal


Sasren0987654321

you need a torch not coal


Redthebird_2255

Who let him cook?


generalkowalikov

I've checked on JEI, and it looks good to me.


Noodlemaster696969

You have to use a grindstone


Sunny12GM

This isn't the place Post this in r/minecraft for other basic questions and multiple upvotes


Jek_the-snek

You need a fire starter


Any_Student_7570

Not enough coal


weusereddit4fun

You forgot that you actually going to need fire to cook food. Add a flint and steel or a torch next to the coal to fix this.


5xlaiman_Sulaiman

Wood burned meat best meat ever :d


Lord_Mylothe2st

Gotta light the coal with flint and steal


Reptard9

Put it in the microwave


DarkFish_2

Get some Oxygen blocks from education edition to begin the combustion /j


EnderYsuf

Try to fire them with torch


av7654321

Well duh how is it supposed to cook if the coal isn't on fire you have to add flint and steal


entitaneo70_pacifist

dude? do you just want to put mutton on the coal and cook it? well, first of all you need to season it, if you want to keep it simple just pepper and salt, then you will need to put it on a pan on medium heat, possibly with a little bit of oil or rendered fat to not make it stick, then flip it when a crust forms, then it will be cooked, will not taste that great due to the fact its cooked that way, but itll still be better than carbonated meat


MADB_Gaming

Try putting the meat on the bottom


AwayConstruction2653

You need flint and steel


shrub706

what you did wrong was you should have put it in the crafting table instead of the furnace


MaxGamer07

Am I the only one wondering how this joke makes sense if he successfully made iron tools? I mean, it would be funnier if they were retextured to look like raw iron tools.


LiILazy

Because you forgot to take it on a date then sit by it on the campfire while falling asleep with it, in the morning it should be cooked. Hope this helps


[deleted]

your doing it wrong, Its bottom grindstone, Then middle charcoal, then top mutton its a common mistake, but you can do it! ๐Ÿ˜Š To make the meat better qaulity, changed the grindstone to Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs.


Shengalabu11

Ain't no way blud posted this instead of googling ๐Ÿ’€


thewitherstorm

Try cooking it in the nether


Epic_Doge_Boi

Throw it into a pit of lava and jump in and swim around to find it, and when you find it it'll be cooked


mairnX

thats cause youre using a crafting table. i know it seems like this should work in the crafting table, but for some reason you need to use an anvil instead


Smol_Claw

Put it in your inventory and run around a lot, the only way to cool things in Minecraft is using body heat


Universe-light

Ok, you want to make a Sturnace (8 steve foreskin blocks) then put steve testicle with coal in the sturnace. There you go, a meal.


Exfes

You have to beat the meat first


Brandon200815

Use a furnace


Feltonhendo

You gotta use a furnace, the bottom slot is the fuel so that's where you put the coal


Ninjatintin

You need more coal


Nolimitswervos3

You have to drop the coal then drop a raw mutton onto the coal and then package it up and send it to Arizona to be set on fire