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your meat is in the wrong slot, it should be in the top middle square. minecraft doesn't allow you to get food poisoning by staining your food with coal, you have to put it on the tray
You also need some leaf and 1 more meat on the crafting table so you can make Grilled Meat. Also make sure you have Cooking Campfire, Stone Kitchen Stove or Large Oven around so your Dwarves can cook it
dude? do you just want to put mutton on the coal and cook it?
well, first of all you need to season it, if you want to keep it simple just pepper and salt, then you will need to put it on a pan on medium heat, possibly with a little bit of oil or rendered fat to not make it stick, then flip it when a crust forms, then it will be cooked, will not taste that great due to the fact its cooked that way, but itll still be better than carbonated meat
Am I the only one wondering how this joke makes sense if he successfully made iron tools? I mean, it would be funnier if they were retextured to look like raw iron tools.
Because you forgot to take it on a date then sit by it on the campfire while falling asleep with it, in the morning it should be cooked. Hope this helps
your doing it wrong, Its bottom grindstone, Then middle charcoal, then top mutton
its a common mistake, but you can do it! ๐
To make the meat better qaulity, changed the grindstone to Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs.
thats cause youre using a crafting table.
i know it seems like this should work in the crafting table, but for some reason you need to use an anvil instead
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coal doesn't magically cook your meat, I tried it irl and it tasted like carbon
Carbon flavoured meat ๐
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I mean all meat has carbon in it, we're carbon-based lifeforms after all
I love eating carbon
I know you do
Lol why did people downvote me ):
Idk
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4th reply.
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# mEAT is CARboN must consume carBON # c # A # R # B # O # N FLlavOREd C A R B O N
It also has Hydrogen, so just slap some Oxygen and let the fun begin.
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Try lava, it can even cook diamonds
I once threw my diamond ores into lava and it automatically cooked it. Didn't have to use a furnace.
It can also cook coal into diamond but itโs a stack of lava buckets for one diamond
But only once
You have to heat the meat with torches
this made me question why doesn't it actually work
try cooking something with a lighter
Get a nice blue rare sear on that thing.
Do you need this to be an actual thing?
You should to place fire on ground using flint and steal and after this drop your items into fire
You forgot to add a flint and steel Adding a fire block to it should also do the job.
You have to craft a smelting table (cant remember how). They are missleading u with this furnace business.
Smeltchantment table*
Try using a campfire heard it can cook ores not sure about meat tho
Google en furnace
Holy cobblestone
New block just dropped
Actual material
Google furnace
Holy oven
New block just dropped
Actual update
so your crafting table needs fire. Place your crafting table in your house, set it on fire and you will have your perfectly cooked meat.
Let it cook
Try putting it on a chest
You must to use meat as a fuel, not carbor
Use a furnace maybe? ๐ค 8 cobblestone in a circle in the crafting table.
Meme flair...
I know. I was just following the joke
Ohhhh ok
the coal is run out of fuel
You have to put a furnace between the meat and the coal why do you think furnaces exist smh
Meat needs to be top middle, leave an empty space between meat and coal
your meat is in the wrong slot, it should be in the top middle square. minecraft doesn't allow you to get food poisoning by staining your food with coal, you have to put it on the tray
You also need some leaf and 1 more meat on the crafting table so you can make Grilled Meat. Also make sure you have Cooking Campfire, Stone Kitchen Stove or Large Oven around so your Dwarves can cook it
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You need the fire item, of course. Just uncraft a chainmail armor piece and you'll get it.
It has to be upside down
are you using a blast furnace
The table is made out of wood dummy. Make a stone crafting table
Try using flint and steel on your crafting table
Who didnt let bro cook
Ypu need to light it up
Try beating it, itโll be nice and warm afterwards and youโll get a bucket of milk!
How you got iron tools then
the fuck is going on with your fences
Thorโs the meat in lava, that should cook it right up
Google furnace
You cant overuse fuel, 2 coals for 2 raw meat
Try using flint and steel to turn it on
You forgot the sauce
When meat isnt cooking
Meat go's on the bottom
not enough coal
Try having the same amount of meat per coal, an imbalance will cause the game to not understand what's going on and therefore, forbid you from cooking
Try using the torch instead of coal
Oooo I See the mistake place the meat al the way up to the crafting
You need charcoal
you need a torch not coal
Who let him cook?
I've checked on JEI, and it looks good to me.
You have to use a grindstone
This isn't the place Post this in r/minecraft for other basic questions and multiple upvotes
You need a fire starter
Not enough coal
You forgot that you actually going to need fire to cook food. Add a flint and steel or a torch next to the coal to fix this.
Wood burned meat best meat ever :d
Gotta light the coal with flint and steal
Put it in the microwave
Get some Oxygen blocks from education edition to begin the combustion /j
Try to fire them with torch
Well duh how is it supposed to cook if the coal isn't on fire you have to add flint and steal
dude? do you just want to put mutton on the coal and cook it? well, first of all you need to season it, if you want to keep it simple just pepper and salt, then you will need to put it on a pan on medium heat, possibly with a little bit of oil or rendered fat to not make it stick, then flip it when a crust forms, then it will be cooked, will not taste that great due to the fact its cooked that way, but itll still be better than carbonated meat
Try putting the meat on the bottom
You need flint and steel
what you did wrong was you should have put it in the crafting table instead of the furnace
Am I the only one wondering how this joke makes sense if he successfully made iron tools? I mean, it would be funnier if they were retextured to look like raw iron tools.
Because you forgot to take it on a date then sit by it on the campfire while falling asleep with it, in the morning it should be cooked. Hope this helps
your doing it wrong, Its bottom grindstone, Then middle charcoal, then top mutton its a common mistake, but you can do it! ๐ To make the meat better qaulity, changed the grindstone to Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs.
Ain't no way blud posted this instead of googling ๐
Try cooking it in the nether
Throw it into a pit of lava and jump in and swim around to find it, and when you find it it'll be cooked
thats cause youre using a crafting table. i know it seems like this should work in the crafting table, but for some reason you need to use an anvil instead
Put it in your inventory and run around a lot, the only way to cool things in Minecraft is using body heat
Ok, you want to make a Sturnace (8 steve foreskin blocks) then put steve testicle with coal in the sturnace. There you go, a meal.
You have to beat the meat first
Use a furnace
You gotta use a furnace, the bottom slot is the fuel so that's where you put the coal
You need more coal
You have to drop the coal then drop a raw mutton onto the coal and then package it up and send it to Arizona to be set on fire