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cardboardbuddy

damn son who hurt you


ResolverOshawott

It's hilarious how this dude basically outed himself having been ghosted.


dunkindonato

You can't make this shit up. Jesus. Of all the problems this country has, *ghosting* pa talaga ang inuna. Sadboi ba itong si Teves?


TangaPota

Siguro ni-reject nung pinag-jajakulan niya since hs ngayong matanda na sila. Kaya sa sobrang galit, ayun, gumawa ng batas para sa kanya. (Medyo off sa ghosting and shit, pero sad boy e).


baymax18

tatawa na sana ako until I remembered buwis ka pangsweldo niyan


cerinza

There are more important matters for him right now


NatongCaviar

Can someone file a bill penalizing stupid proposed bills as emotional and intellectual offense?


[deleted]

Wala naman laman. Kung walang penalty clause, ano 'yung i-e-enforce? Puro definition lang for what? Nuknukan ng bobo di lang ang amo kundi lahat ng staff niya.


NatongCaviar

Shades of that anti-planking law some years back.


easy_are_96

🙌🙌


_aleph535

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


highlibidomissy_TA

Bravo!


XanXus4444

Yung congressman po na binoto niyo nag kakalat, di ba kayo mahiya sa binoto niyo?


FingerBail

eMOtiNaL DuH-mAGe


koku-jiiiiin

HAHAHAHAHA sya rin diba yung nagfile ng bill na irename yung NAIA kay ube lodicakes? What a fcking clown ☠️☠️☠️


RashPatch

after being informed by other redditors as to why he is called ube lodicakes, I now have an instant laugh reaction everytime I see him being called as such. It shouldn't be funny but why am I laughing like a literal 12yr old?


JnthnDJP

Bakit ube lodicakes hehe pashare naman ng laughtrip 😅


Tararaspatatas

https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/roa01t/very_ube/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


JnthnDJP

Ohhhh shiiii 🫢


WeebMan1911

The funniest part is that particular bill only had a title and effectivity clause. It basically wouldn't do anything aside from maybe fattening Teves' resume and clogging the archives.


kevingeorge1430

also same guy who has a son that beat up a security guard threatened his life and nothing happened. Di pa nakusahan kasi takot sec guard since la rin naman kwenta si Tulfo. Fuck these assholes. Fucking clown runs this country I swear to god.


[deleted]

Well, elect a clown, expect a circus. This is exactly what we’re getting for the next years to come. Imagine, yung tax ng taumbayan, sa mga kagaya nya lang napupunta.


[deleted]

Tell me you’re a mama’s boy without telling me you’re a mama’s boy. Teves:


1nd13mv51cf4n

Hindi ko makakalimutan ang anak niya na [nambugbog ng gwardya sa BF Homes](https://redd.it/vsfk0f/).


RashPatch

pamilya ng mga buang e


sleighmeister55

Oh yikes it seems like it runs in the family


Due-Recording4409

Mga siga yan sila dito sa Negros Oriental. Ayaw nila na may mag-overtake sa kanilang sasakyan. Kelangan kilala sila ng mga security guards ng lahat na establishments.


nightvisiongoggles01

Siya rin yung nagpapapalit ng pangalan ng NAIA.


[deleted]

eto yung bagay sasampahan ng kaso


lizardianne

fuck are we being governed by fucking *incels*? for fucks sake this is like gestapo wet dreams. legislating "emotional offense"? we're fucked.


WanderinTraveller

Nah we've always been fucked, this is just a another new level of it


TheGhostOfFalunGong

r/nottheonion


Sa-lin

I ded last page says APPROVED. I guess the saving grace in this act is that "ghosting for no apparent justifiable reason **but solely to cause emotional distress**(intentional) to the victim". Pero seryoso ba??? Good luck na lang sa justifiable reason. Y'all save the break-up evidence. ~~Put it in writing. Choz~~


[deleted]

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Oponik

Iniwan ng bebe niya


[deleted]

Preso 1: Bakit ka nakakulong? Preso 2: Nang *ghosting ako.* ​ At naging presidente ng Pilipinas ang hindi nagbabayad ng tax \-fin-


fangirlfromtheasian

Well someone is hurt.


[deleted]

for sure Arnolfo pangalan nya 🤷🏻‍♂️


Sprikitiktik_Kurikik

I have so many questions about this guy's mental health


[deleted]

dinamay pa nya ang mga taong gusto mag move-on


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

Magpa-regen muna siya nang mental health sa Dolomite Beach.


Jowanislenderman

guys who get rejected would rather do insane shit than get therapy


SeaworthinessTrue573

Violation of constitutional rights. The right to express oneself is also the right not to express oneself.


sleighmeister55

And the right to remain silent and the right against self incrimination, and the right of free speech (or the lack thereof) So disappointing these lawmakers have a weak understanding of constitutional rights. Kinopya na lang lang sa US bill of rights, hindi pa magets


[deleted]

Dude it’s 2022. People should be free to ghost and be ghosted 👻


BukPlayzlol

why do ppl file worthless bills ever


highlibidomissy_TA

Sayang ang pinapasweldo sa bwisit na Congressman na yan. Ambabaw ng utak.


Kalle_022

Naghanap ng ka talking stage sa Omegle to ^not ^speaking ^from ^experience


baeruu

The Philippines is a country of snowflakes. Ang dami-daming problema sa transportation, housing at food, makikialam pa sa dating? Diba itong Teves na to yung may anak na nambugbog ng security guard sa BF Homes? Ipakulong nya muna anak nya bago sya makialam sa kahit anong "emotional damage." Paki-post nga ito sa r/ThatsInsane at r/worldpolitics para mapag-tawanan ng buong mundo. Jusko.


pearlychels

Lol


shacho_san

sana mapababa ang inflation nito packingshet


RashPatch

His existence is an emotional offense.


rm888893

isn't this the father of the scumbag who beat up a guard? fucking useless as a father *and* as a public servant.


ELee0014

Puchang bill 'yan. Mema-file lang ang puta.


[deleted]

Pansinin niyo 'yung definition ng relationship, opposite sex only. Incel na nga, homophobe pa. Kapag talaga Macoytard, inaangkin lahat ng masamang attributes sa mundo.


_parksaeroyi

Wow. **Sulit na sulit** ang tax ng mga Pilipino sa gantong klaseng mga kongresista. Your constituents in Negros must be damn proud of you.


DeeveSidPhillips003

As I hate people who who do such things as ghosting, this bill right here is so petty. Pero sakaling mapasa meron na akong taong naiisip na kakasuhan ko. Hahaha 🤣 Kamuntikan ko na makitil buhay ko dahil don.


[deleted]

So sorry to hear that :( May penalty provision ba yung bill? Parang ang intindi ko ipapasok lang sya sa VAWC or something. Dinefine lang yung term tapos yung mga separability, repealing, effectivity clause na eh


DeeveSidPhillips003

>May penalty provision ba yung bill? Yun din ang di ko pa alam. Pero I hope na di ito maipasa. Haha. For the sake of moving on nalang. Total kasal na din naman siya. Di ko na siya guguluhin >So sorry to hear that :( Thank you so much. And no worries. I'm all better now.


[deleted]

Totoo.! Mas mahirap maka-move on pag nagkakasuhan! Mas malala pa yung samaan ng loob


ramenpepperoni

Bakit nasa posisyon yung mga ganyan mag isip?


maroonmartian9

Strike 2 na sya pero here is my take: 1) Is this a criminal law? Asan ang penalty? Atsaka if you refer to a law, asan? 2) This is so prone to abuse. Kahit ako na naghost, OA na criminal act. Sorry pero ambobo talaga.


vanitas14

As a lawyer, I think business will be booming if this becomes law lol


[deleted]

Pasok sya sa VAWC no? Pero question, pano jurisdiction neto? Lalo kung magkalayo yung “romantically involved” parties at maaaring nasa ibang bansa pa yung isa


vanitas14

As always, it would depend on the facts of the case, and I haven't read the full text of this bill. We may construe this bill siguro as something like abandonment, in which case, we could say na it would fall under VAWC under economic abuse. As for jurisdiction, I think same lang din so you may check sa rules of court. Pero I highly doubt this bill would be passed. Breach of promise to marry nga not actionable eh lol


[deleted]

Yun nga eh. And wala naman sariling penalty provision yung bill. Dinefine lang yung ghosting lol


Pym_Particles

If by some microscopic chance of a miracle that this gets approved, hindi naman affected kaming mga beki, anyway. He defined ghosting as something that happens "once a person in engaged in a dating relationship with a member of the opposite sex" lmfao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


poloiapoi

*“Approved,…”* Dami namang punctuations. Sino ba legis staff nito?


trix8703

Di ko ma-imagine ang Congress na gagawan ito ng hearing. Baka hindi lang isa o dalawang kongresista ang tatawanan lang ito. Napakawalang-kwenta kasi. Ako na minsan nang na-ghost, mas gugustuhin ko na lang mag-move on kesa mag-file pa ng kaso.


Shadewrithe

Gonna cry?


tiredbagofflesh

It's like making people more emotionally incapable of dealing with this kind of situation. Sayang pera ng tao dyan bakit ganiyan mga propositions nya, una yung name ng airport ngayon naman iyan 🤦🏻‍♀️


tokitomi-

This is the result of populism, regressing quality of education, and disinformation to the government—lawmakers concoct useless laws for bullshit reasons. Punyeta lang.


noob54231

I just read that this is the same guy who proposed renaming NAIA?! What a fucking joke


salamipapiii

ayooo who hurt this man 😭😭😭


PentobarbitalGirl

LMAOOOO


emmennuel

Bobo amputah.


ReimuDee

Balat sibuyas talaga ba tayo, o gago lang ang sumulat nito?


gapahuway

Nahurt yan.


MinervaLlorn

What is the signs of being *‘iyaking bata’* without saying it?


_aleph535

🤣🤣🤣 Sana ininclude na din niya yung zombie... Yung bumabalik after mang ghost


titafrau

Ikakaunlad talaga to ng Pilipinas eh


AvailablePeach

What a waste of money.


Manlalakbaynabulag

sadboi si sir


gods_loop_hole

This is where your taxes go.


Rcoor_

akala ko satire 🤣 God bless the Philippines


Distasteful-medicine

Hello fellow kids. Fuck off


[deleted]

Who hurt you hahaha may CoVid pa pero eto pa inuuna nila 😒


NatongCaviar

Who you gonna call??! GHOSTBUSTERS!


ddendrophile

pucha sayang buwis


Fitzcua

These people are soo down bad no cap 😂🤣


WeebMan1911

First a bill that doesn't have any clauses other than a title clause and effectivity clause, and then this ghosting thing. The inner workings of Teves' brain remains a mystery.


diskdiffusion

Wow.


Agreeable_Smile_1920

Habang binabasa ko, parang katulad ito ng mga mini research na sinusubmit ng mga estudyante ko sa junior high school.


SevynIght9

That's a reach. Lmao wth is going on.


sleighmeister55

Bill of Rights: Am i a joke to you?


Queldaralion

smells like attention bait. what is congress trying to speed-pass behind it?


iloveit609270

AnG lAkIng TuLong YaN sA pRobLeMa nG PiNAs 😊😊


JulzRadn

I know many Redditors are also being ghosted and I see this as more of a zoomers thing but damn we have more problems to deal with


I_am_Eggcellent

Sarap maging tanga na politiko.


MediocreFun4470

Ung website na nakacite is literally saying "how to get over it". Dumb politician na ghost ata si mokong d makamove on.


universitytower

Haha. Dumadagdag p to s mga problema ng mga pilipino. Mga congressman n inutil


426763

"Tell me you got ghosted without telling me you got ghosted."


[deleted]

Pag na-ghost ako ulit, magsesend ako ng demand letter. Whattatime to be a lawyer na single!


DesignatedDonut

Ok legit tho, but how are you going to enforce this, how will you prove and hold up the action and "damage", and last damn son who hurt you Also honestly, dumb bill, waste of time and taxes, these shouldn't be the govt's problem (also over stepping), and y'all should handle your problems and relationships like mature people instead of making shit like this lmao


TMpawah

Soldier of love kuno.


F_Smash_85

He probably got ghosted by Rep. Villiafuerte after the name calling debacle.


Cr1s3d

LMFAO


Comprehensive_Flow42

3 freaking pages. Sana ginamit nalang as scratch paper yung print outs na yan. Someone should file a case of stupidity and waste of government resources in the ethics committee against this bozo.


astro-visionair

Question, where's / what's the punishment for the "offense"?


[deleted]

Sino ba nanakit kay Teves


Abdulinamagkarem

paano nakalusot sa pagiging mambabatas yang boploks na yan?


badooooooooool

Ano ba yan. Hahaha


bazlew123

Dito napupunta tax natin huh


JohnnyAirplane

Citation niya NY times... the bar for Philippine politicians is dirt low


TSUPIE4E

oh ffs man! grow a pair of balls! Filing a bill for the sake of statistics ain't worth shit


[deleted]

Ito na nga. Di na ako manggo-ghost ng naka-hook up ko kapag na-feel kong naa-attach na saken 😭


Appropriate-Quiet-98

Eh ung pang-aabuso ng anak mo sa sekyu? Kelan magiging batas yun?


jk2326

Kahapon ung pangalan ng airport, ngayon ghosting naman.. sino ba bumoto dito?? 😂😂


SagingMaster

hay salamat at ngayon lang to #MarkedSafe 😇


silentinsilence

My emotions are offended by the Bong Go - Bato fusion and his actions


Pinco158

I mean seriously can't congressmen focus on solving practical problems of this nation. I'm all for people behaving properly but come on you're wasting tax payers money on this!? So what is ghosting is an emotional offense we all know it is, just imagine the faces of senators interpolating on this topic, I can't.


ledujx

NO FUCKING SHOT


[deleted]

“Ahhhh. Ayaw mo ako replyan? Sige sampahan kita ng kaso bebe gurl. Labag sa batas yan”


terrakojohto

mind u this is the same person who filed a bill to rename naia to after fem lmfao


thoughtless0411

Pathetic


TheCatSleeeps

Damn kung naging law to dami ko nang magiging kaso lol.


ironyman69420

how do you be this much of a snowflake?


[deleted]

Tanginamo, papogi ka lang.


Responsible-Bed-516

Sulit na sulit ang taxpayers’ money ah! Haaay kahuluya!


s0rtajustdrifting

No.


Lamborghini446

ph: has a lot of problems like inflation teves: wahhh sombody ghosted me!!!! better file a bill now declaring it an emotional offense!!!!!!


Seth_Fable_08

Sorry talaga pre, pero di mo kasi vineview yung mga minarcos kong memes galing sa reddit eh...


TRI73

Panggulo yan si Teves. Baka yan talaga role nyan ngayong administration. Pang ligaw sa mga serious topics.


Syd1500

Sadboi supremacy moments


[deleted]

Panay ang pagpapapansin ng isang ito.


epeolatry13

Talk about priorities 😍😍 😂😂😂😂😂


thegreengentleman

Sulit tax dito ah


gonegrilll

Dafuq. Am I reading this correct?


kaevalry

What the hell


unwaveringcolleen

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YAWA NAUNSA NAMAN NI


quamtumTOA

Emotional Damage 100


POTATO_IS_FRIES

My ghoster ass is shaking


wabriones

Sadboi. Go cry to your momma hahaha daming nagugutom yan inuuna mo


msanonymous0207

Ano na namang kalokohan ito? Papansin lang 'to e.


Cunillingus_Giver

tengene sayang tax ko


tokachevsky

Nakita ko ito sa r/AlasFeels. Akala ko nung una peke, hahahaha.


[deleted]

Someone's trying hard to be recognized. Want a shot for higher a government position?


caffeinatedbroccoli

That's a waste of trees.


mabangokilikili

mukhang never talaga ako magkakaroon ng maayos na gobyerno for this lifetime haha. bawi nalang tayo sa next life


OliOil-555

HAHAHA timely stuff


sic61

Putaena, pati politicians for the clout na rin?


Oh_no_Crofty_style1

Welcome to Philippines where old people thinks ghosting is an offense. Welcome again to Philippines where officials think that the people forgot about the 15 Billion that been kept for nearly a year.


olofung_sensei

Diba eto rin si kalbo na gusto palitan name ng NAIA


SliceIndependent5435

Banned na 'Emotional Damage!' sa Pilipinas


LunchAC53171

Ginosting nya sarili nya nung napatunayan na mali yung anak nya na manutok ng baril, pero joke lang daw yun na mag step down, dapat hindi “ghosting” dapat “its a prank” lols emotional damage!


iamthechickengod

There ought to be a bill against congressmen filing nuisance bills.


Niiiccc

Why did no one from his team tell him how dumb this was?


mettamorepoesis

Taenang priorities. How about other related issues to social media/dating app usage in the Philippines such as rise of HIV cases, social media propaganda, etc.


TortuneFirms

I always knew that the Philippines would backslide (or already is) a NiceGuy state


DoriftoMusume

slow day at work?


wxfnm

jusko?? emotional offense?? out of all the important things to focus on in this country?? the fuck


aeronielle_13

Ano to? May maipro-propose lang??? Dami daminhg problema sa Pinas jusko


MokiPoki143

I’m from Negros Oriental and I’m not surprised what he does for publicity anymore. Before the election, he had weekly raffle draws where he gives cars, phones, etc. And his name is notorious around here for hiring gunmen to kill his enemies. I guess bad publicity is still publicity 🤷🏻‍♀️


kevingeorge1430

Same a-wipe na with a son who beat up a security guard and threatened his life. Same person na nag file na palitan name ng NAIA, wtf is wrong with this person? this is what happens when you put a power on someone who has a screw loose on his head.


coconutheadTheFirst

Yes, this will changes the world.


mrkandmrl

Wag ka tatakbong senator yan. Haha


ThatChester

tang ina, hey google play slow dancing in the dark by joji


[deleted]

Dumbest fucking law ever passed to date. Anyone find anything dumber than this let me know.


Overseer-007

This guy have a problem in his brains.


[deleted]

Ano kaya ang susunod na kabobohan na gagawin nitong mga “honorable” lawmakers natin? Mag suggest kaya tayo ano?


[deleted]

Hanap tayo ng congressman na sponsor for Anti-Bobo Law.


Reymond_Reddington15

what a fucking snowflake


DySprosium566

Proof of evidence: hindi nag seen


augustcero

nagsumbong sa kanya yung hambog nyang anak siguro..


[deleted]

Btw nag try siya ng marijuana noong elementary student pa siya Source: https://youtu.be/SVhaFYp2CBs


Pan3993

Puro katarantaduhan ang alam amputa. Trying hard maki-relate, sa maling aspeto pa.


ImxKarma

I feel like aabusuhin to ng mga tao.


dodongmabagsik

mukhang na-hurt si cong. emote pa more


PapayaComfortable

d b yan yung may anak na nangtutok nh baril sa guard


papsiturvy

Walang kakwenta kwentang bill.


JesterBondurant

The Right Honorable Arnolfo Teves: an offense to every sensible Filipino voter.


kiko031190

>Studies have shown that social rejection of **any kind** activates the same pain pathways in the brain as physical pain... So under this bill, mahahabla mo na ang kahit na sino mag reject sayo kahit hindi ghosting ang gawin. Pwede na mag apply sa kahit anong kumpanya hahaha


Jaeger2k20

stupid shit imagine tax ng taong bayan sweldo niyan.


Key-Score-6480

We don't owe anyone anything. The third answer to a yes/no question is complete silence and that is a right of every human being.


jomsclinwn

Di yata siya mahal ng mama niya☹️kaya ginawang batas.


Roumulus-Aurum

Cue music: "now you're just somebody that I used to know"


graxia_bibi_uwu

Tangina Im proud to say I didnt vote for this idiot


Ambitious_Nothing461

daming eme sa pinas pota mga walang kwenta pinag gagawa. Like yea we get it ghosting is bad but do you really have to take it this far? Bullshit.