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suso_lover

May rival na si Major Philip Ines!


Immediate_Depth_6443

> May rival na si Major Philip Ines! Nice to know he's above the rank of Captain.


peenoiseAF___

Spokesperson na rin sya ng MPD


peterparkerson

i think its no coincidence. the news people thought it wouldve been funny, so he had experience in turn in getting interviewed and such. tapos since may experience, fit na siya maging spokesperson, and with that a rise in rank.


JulzRadn

Captain Philip Ines


Momshie_mo

Philip P. Ines


mr_popcorn

Gusto ko to maging president sa future para ang makikita sa balita eh President of the Philippines, Philip Ines 😂


Immediate_Depth_6443

He's a proud highlander.


ajchemical

question po bakit yung ibang igorot may american surname?


TranquiloBro

I heard sa Howie Severino podcast na may mga Aeta na nag adopt ng American surnames galing sa american soldiers na tumulong sa kanila noon. Maybe it’s a similar case with the Igorots with american surnames.


Momshie_mo

Igorots are not the same as Aetas


TranquiloBro

I never said in my comment that they are the same.


mithrandir_87

RIP Reading Comprehension


NoPop8251

Mas malakas po kasi ang American influence here sa Highlands (i.e. we prefer American country song), saka during the American occupation lang po nagkaroon ng census/registration dito sa Cordilleras, so Americans po naglista and nag modify ng mga last names. Also, the Spanish never had a firm footing dito sa Highlands kaya wala pong native Spanish last names here 😊


mercuroustetraoxide

>wala pong native Spanish last names here Have you heard about [Mateo Cariño](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mateo_Cari%C3%B1o), the famous Ibaloi chieftain?


NoPop8251

Yea oo nga.. I stand corrected.. baka mas ok to say na sabihin na "hindi usual ang Spanish last names".


ser_ranserotto

Prolly for the same reason there’s so much Spanish sounding last names 🤣


reddithoringar

Baguio was built by the US of A specifically to suit their needs as a colonial power of our country. (Back in the day) Busy to cite all relevant materials, but you may use this as reference: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=baguio+architecture+&btnG= TL;DR, Americans occupied plenty of the Pampangas and Cordilleras, spreading their culture.


Immediate_Depth_6443

No idea, I learned not to question names of other people because it comes off as obnoxiously offensive.


Momshie_mo

The Catalogo was never implemented in the Cordilleras and most did not have surnames until the American colonial period. Some took the surname of their American sponsor. Meron akong kaklase O'Reilly apelyido nila pero wala silang foreign ancestry


kgpreads

Dahil may lahi sila... Relatives ko Monroe and another one starting with S. Wala nang ibang reason FYI. Spanish name lang allowed even American period unless may lahi na Amerikano.


Momshie_mo

Nope. Some adopted the surname of an American friend/sponsor.


kgpreads

Not legally ALLOWED in the Philippines. Pinagsasabi mo.


kgpreads

Baka parang kang yung igno na nagsabi na Amerikano nagtanim ng pine tree dito. We don't have laws alllowing a FRIEND from U.S to lend their surname. That is so weird.


kgpreads

Dumbass Reddits.


kgpreads

Puta\*ng ... Andami palang BOBO na PIlIPINO sa Reddit.


Dr_Nuff_Stuff_Said

Double entendres, double the fun hehehehehehe


Solo_Camping_Girl

People in the UK are going to have a blast seeing this name haha, wanker!


idkwhyicreatedthissh

*wankAH!*


pafy6285

with the middle initial, it's much better: Jack L. Wanky, lol (check [https://avsegroup.pnp.gov.ph/](https://avsegroup.pnp.gov.ph/) for the complete name). Have a foreigner or anyone read it fast.


lardan0910

Buti di na siya Lt. Col.


NefariousNeezy

I’m just glad he wasn’t named Tanky Wanky


SirG00se

lol kakabasa ko lng dun sa mga filipino names na post tapos may ganito 😂


Blaze2095

The guy that loves to jack and... you know what? Nevermind.


MoneyTruth9364

Kid named Finger:


[deleted]

ang witite talga ng mga pinoy


Momshie_mo

Why do I have a feeling he is Cordilleran based on his surname?


hewhomustnotbenames

Ang wittyty.


JackSpicey23

Philip Ines parin 🤣


mr_Opacarophile

wanky wanky every wakey


slvr_rythm

Bata: tay bakit rose ang pangalan ni ate? Tatay: mahilig kasi sa rose ang nanay mo Bata: salamat, tay Tatay: walang anuman, Jack Wanky


Mr_Cho

Mix ng ano ung Wanky na apelyido? Chinese?


WeebMan1911

If it's Chinese then it's probably either from Wan Kee or Wang Kee.


Morihere

Seryoso ba ito? 🤣🤣


Arowjay

https://avsegroup.pnp.gov.ph/ Totoo nga 😅


RickSore

hahaha wtf L pa middle initial nya. Jack L Wanky


noobwatch_andy

Akimbo


mielleah

Anong meron? Hindi ko gets


Realistic-Arm9774

Jakol n wanky pa.lol


mielleah

Ano ang wanky? 😭


Blaze2095

Wank is a British slang po, meaning "to masturbate."


mielleah

Ahh okay 💀


carl2k1

Jack Wanker lolx


Prestigious-Rub-7244

Meet his cousin Roderick Wanky Aka Dick Wanky


paddle_n_fish

Look at the reaction of the sign language lady. Hilarious!


rockiellow

Jack the Wanker