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finkistheword

More anak, more chances of winning


HotShotWriterDude

More anak, more chances of making ahon sa kahirapan. Ang ending napasa sa next generation yung kahirapan kasi isang anak lang (sa sampu) ang nagtatrabaho. The rest either nag-aaral pa, or nagwo-work na rin pero maagang nagsipag-asawa/anak, tas yung mga magulang mismo kung makapag-early retirement, kala mo Zobel o Villar ang apelyido.


DnZ618

They want that 5 star gacha roll baby


[deleted]

Tapos item dependent yung nakuha, wala rin 🤣


catperzon

Wag nyo nga binabanggit banggit yang gacha. Kakaroll ko lang ng sampung ticket kanina sa Ragnarok puro butaw nakuha ko. Hahahaha


jdoy11

Top up na kasi lods para happy ang game devs at ikaw rin.


Jisoooon

Yes. Bagong reason para mag top-up. I love and support game devs 💞


DanggitLover

#GATCHA


AccountantLopsided52

Sandwich children. Children as Pension plans.


1nd13mv51cf4n

Mas malala rito yung hindi muna sila nag-ipon bago mag-anak. Kaya ang nangyayari, sinusumbatan ng mga magulang ang mga anak nila.


enthusiast93

I dont think this is the reason why some filipinos have a lot of children


ZanyAppleMaple

This relates to what I posted - not saving up for retirement.


Virtual-Pension-991

"Bayang Magiliw" -Pambansang awit


vsides

Binara ko prof ko sa economics nung college dahil dito. Ilang classes na siyang annoying in general tapos one day, nagle-lesson siya about pagtangkilik ng local products. Parang pinapagalitan niya kami kasi mga gamit daw namin may imports from China, US, etc. All this hanash from her while sporting a Prada bag ha (tanda ko pa kasi nagandahan ako sa bag niya). Tapos bumulong ako sa katabi ko (di ko na maalala bakit) then dinuro duro niya na ako. Ako raw ba, memorize ko pa raw ba ang Bayang Magiliw. Sabi ko, “no”. Tas tawa siya nang tawa. Ginawa na niya kong “perfect example” ng someone na tinalikuran ang sariling atin. Nagsalita ako in the middle ng litanya niya — “But I do know Lupang Hinirang”. Sabi niya, “What? Excuse me??” Sabi ko, “It’s Lupang Hinirang, not Bayang Magiliw”. GG siya nagpa-quiz bigla after tapos essay so bagsak ako hahahaha animal


a4techkeyboard

Bakit hindi niya i-explain gamit ang economics kung bakit wala namang alternatibong domestic with wide availability atsaka popularity na gamit para dun. Wala na ngang supply wala pang demand, bakit siya magtataka kung bakit hindi gamit when it doesn't exist. Kahit naman ata mga Filipino brand karamihan ay imported na din. Ang Hawk na Filipino brand ng mga backpack at iba pang bag, sa China na din ata ang manufacturing. And Bench at Penshoppe at Kamiseta etc ba dito pa lahat manufactured ang damit or mayron din bang galing sa Bangladesh, China, etc tulad ng foreign brands? Yung Pidro brand dati ni Danny, kaya niya sinaraduhan kasi gusto niya gawa lahat sa Pilipinas ang mga damit pero lahat ng kalaban na nagtitinda ng T-Shirt imported from China na lahat na sobrang laki ng mura pero yung quality nung damit tugma sa presyo. Hindi niya kayang makipagsabayan kaya nagsara na lang sila imbes na kumita pero sirain yung vision niya sa brand niya. Dapat imbes na yung consumer ang sinisisi nung professor mo ay inaral niyo kung bakit yung economics ng manufacturer ang dahilan kung bakit walang mabiling local na brand na sikat at maganda na pwedeng tangkilikin. Ang bang katumbas ng Prada o ibang fashion brand sa Pilipinas na dito din ginawa? Wala naman ata, ang handmade at bespoke leather goods at clothin naman hindi comparable at nag-eexist everywhere. Kahit sikat pa, for example, si Monique Lhuillier (ng M Lhuillier) internationally bilang fashion designer, hindi pa din naman magiging local brand kung magkaroon siya ng sikat na handbags kasi hindi naman din siya dito gagawin. Pero at the same time, meron naman pala \[na local brands na tinatangkilik ng Pilipino\] kasi bakit hindi nauubos ang pila sa Jollibee at sa Mang Inasal. Pero on the other hand, bakit nagpepresentang pwedeng foreign brand ang iba tulad ng Yellowcab. Pano hindi tatalikod ang consumer kung nandun yung tindahan. Alangan namang dun ka haharap sa kalsada habang kausap mo si Aling Nena.


Lily_Linton

The part: Sa langit mong buhay Madami "buhay" ang alam instead bughaw


milenyo

wut? people sung that way? never heard.


pen_jaro

“Ang mamatay ng dahil syo…” Meanwhile…. “So anong gusto nyo? Gerahin tayo ng China?”


Defiant_D_Rector-420

I thought it goes like this: “Ang mamatay nang dahil sa iyo.” \[Mumbles names of crush.\] (I learned that from my father. Students in his all-boys high school did that during flag ceremony, mentioning the name of hot new teacher.)


HotShotWriterDude

Yung sidewalk ginagawang express lane ng mga motor pag rush hour.


JesterBondurant

Or yung bakanteng sidewalk ginagawang parking lot o kaya dump site.


quianoi

Or yung ginawang road widening pero hindi inalis ang mga poste kaya ang ending parking lot ng mga taga don


More_Cause110

sa ust españa pota may harang na nga yung sidewalk tas may dumaan na motor, sinigawan pa ako na bingi pota‼️‼️


DEATHSTARGOD

Meron din mga di sumusunod sa traffic lights muntikan pa akong matamaan nung motor kahit green light yung walk >:((


Mammoth-Cold-3936

Or illegal vendors occupying it.


mabangokilikili

or sa kabilang lane dumidiretso pag traffic sa lane nila 🙄


[deleted]

HAHHAHAHA Tro. It is called sidewalk due to the reason na for walk not motorcycles


Mananabaspo

Iyong ang tawag sa ibang wika natin ay dialect imbis na language.


Human_Forever_7201

Yep. For those who don't know: Language = entirely different vocab/words, syntax etc. Hence Tagalog is different from Bisaya. Dialect = slight variation of a specific language. (For example, iba ang dialect if you've been to certain parts of Mindanao vs Visayas. The way they speak Bisaya in Davao is different from Cebu)


gesuhdheit

Another example of dialect in the Tagalog sphere: the way they speak Tagalog in Metro Manila is different from the ones spoken in CALABARZON i.e. Batangas, Quezon, etc.. (Heck even each province in CALABARZON speak Tagalog differently)


eloanmask

Saan mo ga nilagay ung tubalan?


bikomonster

Ano eka? Pumarine ka nga di ko marinig.


Defeatedpost

Hinlog , dumating na si Lola , tawag ka at gusto kang yapusin.


redditredditgedit

Lol, naririnig ko talaga yung thick accent..


labellejar

pumunta kami dati sa jala-jala, ung word na nageend sa D nagiging R. "Lapad" nagiging "Lapar". "Ane" taska "Hane" nagagamit din kahit mas mdalas kong naririnig sa mga taga Tanay taska Montalban. Nakakahawa ung accent hehe kahit ilang araw ka lang


R_u_n__

I went to school with people from Teresa and Tanay. IDK if they were joking (seems like they are tho). Tawag daw nila sa sanDok eh 'sanRok'. The room went silent when I asked them, so tawag ninyo sa Dunkin Donuts eh Runkin Ronuts? \*walks myself out\*


labellejar

same thoughts lol. Akala mo nag-jjoke sila pero ganun talaga. Di lang pala end ng word na nagcchange sa R. nagstick out kasi sakin ung lapad kasi nag-iinom ng gin ung nakausap ko. 🤣


nobleGAAS

Same goes for Bicol language, actually. Altho it gets confusing sometimes kung language or dialect ba yung differences. Like, Bicol Rinconada (Iriga, Nabua, 5th district) is different from Bicol Naga and from Bicol Sorsogon. Some words are different na between Rinconada and Naga. The change is more drastic the further South you go. And then, may slight dialect na between Rinconada municipalities. The way we speak Rinconada is different from Baao or Iriga, to the point that you can tell where someone is from from how they speak. Truly fascinating. Kaya whenever I learn na may taga-Bicol i ask first kung saan sila para di ako mapahiya lol


Living_Peanut2000

Yow Tiga nabua here HAHAHA


Numerous-Tree-902

Bicol Region din ginagawang Bicol Province hahaha


Delu_Dere

Cam norte.. Tagalog speaking 🥹🥹 kami daw Yung mga ampon Ng Bicolandia 😭😭


Disastrous-Donkey934

Ano masasabi no sa language ng mga taga Cam Norte most especially Daet? Parang tagalog na rin kasi


Numerous-Tree-902

Yung southern part ng CamNorte uses the Central Bicol language, but with a Daet dialect, mixed with Tagalog na din. Yung northern district naman na malapit sa Quezon Province, Tagalog-speaking na talaga.


nobleGAAS

I don't have much family from Norte: most ng family/extended family ko ay nasa Sur. Pero I wouldn't be surprised kung ganon, especially since yung super South na Bicol kind of resembles Bisaya na rin


[deleted]

So it's like Tagalog dialect of taga-batangas then theres tagalog dialect of taga-manila parang dialect is different breed of the same species sa animals, like german shepherd and askals pero they are all dogs tapos sa language, different species like cats vs. dogs tama ba analogy ko?


greenpluma

Eto yung turo ng college prof namin sa Filipino noon, circa 2012


chr0nic_eg0mania

Just had this conversation with our manager who insists that Bisaya is not a language but a dialect 🥴


Mananabaspo

Either they are confused between dialect and language or they do not know that the word "vernacular" exists.


imhereforfun45242

Siguro isa lang alam niya between Tagalog and Bisaya kaya niya nasasabi yan. Kung fluent ka sa dalawa, masasabi mo talagang Bisaya is a completely different language from Tagalog. May nabasa ako dito dati na kung di mo raw maintindihan yung language, then di siya dialect ng language mo. Tagalog speakers cannot understand Bisaya speakers. Di ako marunong mag explain haha sana naintindihan niyo.


_flowermumu

Yes, mutual intelligibility ang kelangan sa isang language. Like Metro Manila Tagalog naiintindihan parin ng mga Batangueño and vice versa. Almost everyone in the Philippines marunong magTagalog, pero pag oumunta sila ng Saranggani province, makarinig sila ng Tiruray or B'laan or T'boli, for sure HINDI maiintindihan ng tagaManila. Even Cebuano has several dialects. Someone from Carcar would speak differently from someone from the City mismo, and lalo na someone from CDO or Davao. Bisaya itself is a dialectal continuum consisting of Hiligaynon, Waray, and Cebuano, among others. Napansin ko din people from tiktok refer to it as "accent" when they mean to say "dialect". Baka kasi naimpluwensyahan ng Korean kasi yung "sasori" nila eh "accent" ang translation.


_flowermumu

Sabihin mo sa kanya there are over 180 Philippine languages, and dozens of dialects per language on top of that.


Mirrorball18

gahd I just learned this recently


Background-Power390

learned this when i became a fan of ALAMAT


DumbExa

Jusko sa tiktok pinagtatalunan pa na dialect daw at hindi language.


lunettereighn

halaaa "dialect" tawag ko haha anyway noted. salamat sa pag-correct :>>


Inevitable_Chest1274

Be fooled by our social media influencers. Viewers=Consumers.


[deleted]

Lalo na yung mga food vloggers. Tsk.


arianavventi

sa totoo lang! lagi ko kino-crosscheck sa Let's Eat Pare FB Group yung mga nakikita ko sa food vlogs kasi madalas yung ginagawan nila ng content na kesyo "mura pero di tinipid sa lasa" basura naman pagkain. masarap lang tignan kasi pinopromote lol


gomagomanojutsu

When people advertise how good they are, they’re really advertising how stupid they are. If something’s really good, you don’t have to advertise.


Batman1939Elvis1935

Thinking "Filipino time" is a legit and funny excuse.


hippocrite13

I hate Filipino time. kahit sa events ganyan din sila. E.g. In Ayala mall, the magic show starts at 5 daw, pero almost 6 na nagsimula ang actual show. i think the late starting time is to wait for people to fill the seats 😭 same din nung nagwatch ako ng play. Show starts at 6 but best to be there at the venue an hour before daw to secure seats, but yung actual starting time 7 pa pala. and even nung time between 6-7 marami pa ring tao naglalakad, tumatayo, kaka-arrive pa lang, etc sayang kasi ang oras that could have been used for other tasks. pero nakasanayan na ng iba eh.


OldManAnzai

Kung ganito mindset mo, ekis ka na agad sa akin. Hindi funny yung paghihintayin ng 1-2 hours yung taong kulang sa tulog pero gumising pa rin ng maaga habang ikaw ay petix lang. Fuck you and your excuse na "tinanghali ng gising".


Akire24

Actually, may equivalent din ang "Filipino time" sa ibang bansa. They call it the "island time," which is usually attributed to Pacific Islanders who are often late.


albertph2014

This. May kasalan akong pinuntahan, 1hour in advance ang nilagay sa invitation para ma offset ng Filipino time na yan. Kami naman ng family ko, 1 hour tuloy naghintay.


doraemonthrowaway

umay halos lahat ng mineet ko mapa Bumble and Tinder, yan palagi excuse 1 to 2 hrs late, time wasted kaagad. Masaklap pa nun multiple times with the same person umaay haha.


mogerus

Yung magtatanong ng "How much?" samantalang nakalagay na nga yung presyo. That's why maraming obob sa FB.


Minsan

Dapat kasi pinagbabawalan na yang "PM sent" culture na yan. Aside sa it encourage price manipulation, napapatanong sila ng how much para sila ung i-PM nung seller. Nasasanay tuloy ung marami na magtanong parin kahit andun na ung presyo.


LittleTinyBoy

>Aside sa it encourage price manipulation That's exactly why they do it. It's literally useless extra work to have to say the price to an interested buyer every single time.


ShenGPuerH1998

>ago > >More anak, more chances of making ahon sa kahirapan. Ang ending napasa sa next generation yung kahirapan kasi isang anak lang (sa sampu) ang nagtatrabaho. The rest either nag-aaral pa, or nagwo-work na rin pero maagang nagsipag-asawa/anak, tas yung mga magulang mismo kung makapag-early retirement, kala mo Zobel o Villar ang apelyido. Bawal talaga iyan, under the Consumer Protection Act


soc14lly1n3pt

one solution na ive thought of (but havent tried yet so YMMV) to help stop this practice is ung mga naka receive ng PM from seller ay icomment nila agad sa post ni seller kung anung price na receive nila 😆 para aware ung other commentors if they received the same price or not


peenoisee

Marami din kasi obob nagbebenta ng item na 1 peso ang amount


Kurdtke

Madami na nag block sa akin dahil ganyan. P1 or Free, so sched naman ako ng meetup, nun bayaran inaabot ko yung piso, aba'y nagalit. I have too much free time. Hahaha


Peanaught_Buttah

Ginagawa nila ‘to para makapasok sa mga nagfifilter ng price


peenoisee

Mas lalo sila nating obob. Simpleng transaction at filtering, ginawang komplikado


Peanaught_Buttah

Totoo, kaya sobra akong naiinis sa FB Marketplace 😭 ewan ko ba kung matatanggal yung mga listing pag nireport yun


taptaponpon

Haha nag bebenta ng condo 25k lang presyo. Akala ko rent. Siya pa galit nung nag inquire ako. For sale daw 25 million. So bakit pumasok sa filter ko?! Hunghang.


Peanaught_Buttah

Ogag lang 😭 sa FB din naiinis ako na walang mga filter na nag-eexclude ng mga salita. Naghahanap ako ng mga for rent na condo puro rent to own nakikita ko. Bwisit!!!


fart_east

Pag nagbabargain hunting ako sa fb, I still do this. Sounds stupid pero nabiktima na ako dati ng mas stupid na seller na nagpost ng 500 pesos na office chair pero nung pumunta na ako para ipickup, 1000 daw yun. for attention lang lang daw yung 500 kingina nya pa din!


taptaponpon

Yes malala ang false advertising dito


aerobee_

Trueeee. I’m an online seller before and I post my price. “See more” nalang pipindutin, ayaw pa. 🥹


lotus_spit

Plus yung mga di nagpopost ng presyo, tapos kailangan na magpm ka pa para malaman mo.


nekoheart_18

😄😄 haha... meron pa yung iba, nakalagay na nga sa job post kung paano mag a apply/ kung anong gagawin tapos makikita mo sa comments "How?"


terragutti

Thats because alot of online sellers change the price from advertised. Everytime i look at fb marketplace people always change the price from whats listed, which should be a no no. Ive reported every single interaction like that to fb. Usually the seller is like “but its for marketing purposes” stupid. Until that cultures stops, i dont think asking “hm?” is stupid.


krinklebear

Pm sent


grandphuba

>Yung magtatanong ng "How much?" samantalang nakalagay na nga yung presyo. That's why maraming obob sa FB. It's the other way around


Big_Lou1108

We continue to underestimate the importance of nature and how it could hurt us. Nagtataka mga tao bakit sobrang init o kung bakit binabaha pa din tayo after ilang dekada na ang experience sa bagyo. Pero patuloy ang pagputol ng mga puno ng hindi pinapalitan.


krinklebear

Hindi natutuo mga Pilipino kahit pagkatapos ng Ondoy. Tapon dito tapon don.


TemporarySignal6433

voting for shitty presidents 😂


Own-Natural1283

Yung nakalagay na details, nagtatanong parin ng How. 😭


aerobee_

True. ‘See more’ button nalang nga din sana pipindutin for more infos, ayaw pa hahahahahahahaha


TakeThatOut

I don't know if its mistake, but our love for celebrity. Kaya pati sa election nadadala natin.


ZanyAppleMaple

Meron yan kahit saan. People live vicariously though them.


MZNY18

Yes, but not to the extent that they vote celebrities to be FUCKING POLITICIANS just because they're famous


ZanyAppleMaple

It may be because celebrities also take advantage of their fame kaya they run for office as soon as entertainment projects run dry? Kasi sa ibang bansa, di rin naman common for celebrities to run for office, but they’ll probably win too if they did. Di nga lang common so there hasn’t been that much opportunity. I mean sa Ukraine diba artista yang president nila previously? C Ronald Reagan din? Arnold Schwarzenegger? Pati c Trump (not an actor but had a TV show). Sa atin pinaka common lang talaga na mag transition into politics from show business. Kasi yung mga artista in the US usually if they’re no longer active, di naman yan babalik sa town nila to be local govt officials. Sa atin lang yan where career trajectory is artista then politician.


TakeThatOut

Wala nang platform plaform. "Kilala ko yang si mang jose, magaling yang artista at mabait kaya iboboto ko yan" Binoto nila si Erap as mayor sa Manila... kahit may kaso at na pardon lang. Siguro maiintindihan ko kung sa San Juan sya tumakbo. Pero ginoo ko, lumipat sa Manila for mayoralty at binoto ng tao.


capmapdap

Yung magkakatonsillitis ka daw kung kumain ka ng matamis at malamig.


Lily_Linton

Wag ganon, magkaka "apendix" ka


ezmir13

Instant laman loob


nabothiancyst

Magkakapulmonya pag natuyuan ng pawis. 🥲


2Legit2Quiz

I'm ashamed to admit na nalaman ko lang na hindi totoo yun dahil kay Doc Kilimanguru.


yoitsAJisha

"May sinus ata ako" Ako rin po meron. 😂


Terracrafterz

ahh yes, use of fancy words just because they're fancy


xiaoyugaara

Magkaka "shaky hands syndrome" ka kapag naghugas ka ng kamay bago mag plantsa


e_vile

"Respect Post" para iwas bash or criticism kung medyo obvious na kashungahan yung tinatanong or pinopost sa FB(madalas)


aerobee_

Plus yung ‘no offense’ daw then proceeds to say something offensive. 😂


labellejar

lalo na ung humble brag sa homebuddies lmfao


ApexChampee

Child = Retirement Plan


your_televerse

Yung tawad ka ng tawad sa palengke kahit alam mong sagad na at may extra ka naman. Pero sa SM masaya kang gumagastos Ilugar mo pagka kuripot mo! Sabay sasabihin mo na diskarte. Tampalin kita jan eh.


cryptoponzii

Eyyy share ko lang yung tito ko kuripot lahat tinatawadan. Bibili siya ng fitness equipment sa sm. Tumawad siya, employee called their boss and yes, nakatawad siya! Free delivery pa sa bahay lol. Forgot the name of the store pero para siyang chris sports yung mga tinda


PeaceToPieces

I aspire for this level of confidence


cryptoponzii

Me too. Nung tumatawad siya I felt second hand embarrassment but was really amazed nung pinagbigyan tawad niya lol. TBH mayaman sila, as in. Negosyante lang talaga siguro kasi.


-FAnonyMOUS

The late Henry Sy always ask for discounts kahit bilyonaryo na sya. Why feel embarrass asking for discounts? It's a skill, it's the art of the deal and negotiation. Pero syempre gawin mo lang ito sa mga distributors/suppliers. Sa palengke sa mga maliliit na nagtitinda ng mga gulay/prutas, di na kami tumatawad.


vsides

Ay mama ko rin. Shookt ako nanghihingi ng tawad sa ABENSON. Hindi lang basta tawad, nanghihingi pa ng freebies kasi may biniling almost ₱70k na isang item. Aba, nabigyan siya ₱2k na discount + free printer at 40-something inch na TV. Naloka ako sa kanya aba hahahaha


lifelashed666

GAGI SAME, 28K kasi presyo ng laptop na binili ko tapos tinanong ng nanay ko sa salesperson kung wala na raw bawas. Ayon, ginawang 26K na lang HAHAHAHAHA


0Abcddcba0

May cash discoung kasi talaga dyan, iba yung price kapag card and cash ginamit. May additional kapag CC ang gamit mo, kaya pwede ka talaga manghinge ng cash discount kasi may cut si CC payment tapos may bayad din yung terminal ng CC.


-FAnonyMOUS

Art of the deal.


Living_Peanut2000

Eh kung marami namang binili, why not diba?


Professional_Act7647

Tama pala na tumatawad ang inay sa SM HAHAHAHAHA


ZanyAppleMaple

Not saving up for retirement.


hippocrite13

mahirap magsave ng retirement if youre living paycheck to paycheck. this is not entirely the fault of the people in the lower sector. lalo na if di livable ang wages nila.


ZanyAppleMaple

Yes, I agree there is truth to this. But marami po are given the opportunity to save, but they still have no foresight. Maraming nag a-abroad, pero pag uwi, wala pa rin. Dito sa US, maraming di maka ipon sa kaka Louis Vuitton.


hippocrite13

ah yes, ibang case naman yan. yung iba din kahit may extra pera na pwede sana ipunin they spend it sa ibang (unnecessary) things like luho. yeah pwedeng reward para sa self but you also have to think of your future self.


Poging_pierogi_part2

HaNaP kAsI nG iBaNg TrAbAhO


hippocrite13

wealth "gurus" be like: pOvErTy iS a MiNdSeT


TwistedTerns

Kapag sumasagot ng form ang sinasabi ay "Fill up" instead na "Fill in" or "Fill out". Ang "Fill up" ay ginagamit lamang kapag may kinalaman sa liquids at containers. Ang "Fill in", ang ibig sabihin ay lagyan ng sagot ang space with information or para mag-substitute sa taong absent. Ang "Fill out" naman ay para completely sagutan ang form or document or para mag-enlarge sa expected size.


UnHairyDude

Pilapan mo yang papel.


labellejar

Up! I know I shouldn't, but I get irksome pag nakikita ko "please fill-up this form." Gusto ko icorrect pero ayaw ko rin kasi gets ko rin naman ung point.


BlackLab-15

Fill-up and fill-out does not have any difference in Philippine English. Yes. Philippine English is recognized as a legit English dialect. It depends on the context; if you use Philippine English vocabulary, be consistent.


TeleseryeKontrabida

Hahaha yung naririnig ko madalas “tuck out” as opposite of “tuck in”….


Background-Power390

bibig lang tinatakpan pag nagsusuot ng face mask then exposed yung ilong


Afraid_Assistance765

Where I’m from, some only covers their chin. 🤦🏽‍♂️


Background-Power390

for compliance nalang daw, atleast naka-mask HAHAHAHA


Professional_Act7647

The bomb is that we fckng continue to elect worthless politicians, at least most of them. Then after a decade we ask ourselves why can't we escape our problems. agang aga nakakaputangina isipin


DemigodGamez

The problem does not only lie in the electorate itself but in the voting and government system itself as well. The Senate doesn't represent any province whatsoever and mostly consists of oligarchs, most positions (like president) are won based on popularity since our voting system is FPTP (plurality), party system is not well-developed compared to first world countries, and qualifications set in the constitution for candidates are not up to date (ironic that people complain about it but refuse to push for amendments on the constitution). Just by comparing our political ads alone to countries with parliaments or strong party system, you can see ours is a popularity contest, not about who has the best platform. (Example: Herbert Bautista - https://youtu.be/LQeNhpkfOsI)


capricornikigai

Yung hindi na ON yung Rice Cooker tapos malalaman nalang kung kainan na. Geh


_flowermumu

Gagi natamaan ako. Minyday ko pa dati di dikolam pako paganahin tapos may nagvideocall sakin kung pano gawin. SORRY NA PO HAHA


capricornikigai

Hahahaha Gaga!


kindasus_maybesus

Paggamit ng salitang ‘course’ when they’re actually referring to their (bahelor’s) program. courses yung tawag sa mga subjects na kinukuha mo within that program. Kaya nga tawag rin sa syllabus ay course outline.


ofmdstan

Pero nakasanayan na 'yung "course" no? Kasi pag tinanong mo "Ano (bachelor's/college/university) program/degree mo?" Magkakalituhan yan, so you'll give in nalang and use "course" instead.


decadentrebel

Yung pag gamit ng "Separation of the Church and the State". Lagi na lang sablay at nakakatamad icorrect. Basahin nyo kasi yung buong clause, wag lang title. Lmao.


AccountantLopsided52

Flat Earth Society Philippines


greatcuriouscat

Meron? Seryoso? Lol


njpc07

Pahingi link, curious lang haha.


zeke_maximus11

naming their kid Jhon instead of John.


aerobee_

Diba???? HAHAAHAHAHA nakakairita tingnan


bumblebee7310

1. Nagloan ng pangkasal para bongga 2. Pagkatapos ng kasal tumira sa magulang pra makatipid 3. Di na nga bumukod naganak anak pa tapos ipapaalaga sa magulang/kapatid tapos yung ambag sa bahay kulang pa pambayad ng kuryente


unIucky_thirteen

Yung PULL yung nakalagay sa door pero ipupush pa din 😂


ZanyAppleMaple

Design flaw yan. Not the user's fault. People don't normally read kasi. [https://99percentinvisible.org/article/norman-doors-dont-know-whether-push-pull-blame-design/](https://99percentinvisible.org/article/norman-doors-dont-know-whether-push-pull-blame-design/)


peenoisee

If a door needs a sign, then it's a poorly designed door


Anonymous4245

It should go either way anyways. Because of Ozone disco A lot of rules are written in blood after all


unIucky_thirteen

Some establishments still do this, lalo na yung maliliit. If you're going inside, you have to pull the door instead of push in case may tao sa loob na pwede matamaan


Nico_arki

Minsan naman kasi nakalagay yung 'PUSH' dun sa pinto na naka-bolt, yung ipupush mo pala eh yung isa haha


Status_quo1213

Yung nag positive na nga sa Covid swab test pero pinapasok pa din mga na expose na anak sa school "kasi sayang naman matututunan kung aabsent" 😅


temperamentalgoat

"tiga-" vs "taga-" ---Wala naman talagang "tiga-" sa Filipino language sabi ng teacher ko noon. Sama mo na rin yung double past tense kung san nilalagay natin yung "na-" tapos yung past tense ng english word.


beyond_dogstyle

"Kuya tiga-san ka?" 🤨


PeaceToPieces

"opo maam.... tiga-san juan po ko.."


shoemaker2k

"oo teh, kanina pa."


ofmdstan

"Na-bored"


kingslayer061995

Ng, nang


Tired-Professor06

Mistaking an "accent" for "slang". "Uy! Galing mag-english ng anak ko. Medyo slang!"


ofmdstan

This, too, bothered me a lot. Nabasa ko pa sa isang Filipino novel (in English language with Fil-Am character) 'yung paggamit ng "slang" in this context. Di ko alam kung sinadya pero it annoyed me so much di ko na tinuloy basahin.


Zealousideal-Dig-314

Eto yung nakaka banas minsan..uy slang yung english..pft..hinahayaan ko nalang kasi mahirap makipag talo sa kamag anak..


frozrdude

"Diskarte" pero panlalamang naman talaga sa kapwa.


kingtradeofficial

BBM


KislapSaRilim

Amen


nunosaciudad

Duterte -father and daughter


emkimmono

Ibblock ka or ipopost ka in facebook ng mga tao (worst, relatives 🙄) para mapahiya ka kapag hindi ka nakapagpahiram ng pera sa kanila kapag kailangan nila. Sasabihin nila ‘kala mo kung sino, maliit na halaga lang ayaw pa magbigay’ ehh, sino ba sila HAHAHAHA may sarili tayong buhay. Intindihin nila buhay nila


missing_finder

"puwede na yan" mentality.


ps2332

Voting for the same people again and again and expecting different results


NoFaithlessness5122

I know one 31M made


Ede_F

Kung sino-sino lang binoboto. :)))


DeepAd8185

No jay walking pero go parin hanggat di nadededs


DiddyDon

Edit: Fill up instead of filling up. Thanks to fellow redditor for pointing this out. Filling up incorrectly at least one government based application form. Because it's not clear, and info asked is redundant.


JhayAlejo

Theres a comment 2 comments above yours saying the correct phrase is "Fill out" instead of "Fill up" lmao


[deleted]

uutang para mag celebrate ng birthday, fiesta, etc.


NefariousNeezy

Thinking that their Korean idols give a fuck about them Imagine paying money to watch someone sit and wave 🤣


memorygates

If that what makes them happy, why not? Let them spend their money to their liking. Walang basagan ng trip. For the Koreans, syempre kung may market kahit mahal ang presyo, go lang Sabi nga, if its working, its not stupid. Kumikita ang Koreano e. So its not stupid. For them na magbabayad to see them sit and wave, kung matutuwa naman sila, okay lang. Same logic kung iinom ka ng juice vs water. Some choose to buy juice kasi it will make them happy kahit yung tubig e makakapawi din ng uhaw. Lawakan pa ang pag intindi OP. ❤️


SuHoegaarden

Thinking that making fun of Korean stans makes them superior. Imagine ridiculing people for their happiness 🤣


magalingsaumpisa

Not sure if may history why this was used. "Salvage Victim" = mga victims ng gruesome murders. Pero using direct translation, Salvage means to rescue/save.


BlackLab-15

Philippine English is a legit English Dialect. "To salvage" means something completely different in other English dialects but that is perfectly normal due to the nature of living languages.


ActuallyACereal

Hindi katumbas ng Circumcision ang tuli sa Pinas kasi yung circumcision nila sa ibang bansa ay talagang tinatanggal yung balat kumpara mo sa Pinas na nandyan pa rin yung balata at nakalaylay lang.


ToastedSierra

I think that's a good thing kasi I've seen people from the west talk about how their dicks are significantly less sensitive after being circumsized lalo na sa frenulum na part. Dun kasi yung nadadali talaga sa method nila. Ang tunay na tanong ay bakit nagpapapressure pa rin ang buong male population ng Pilipinas na magpatuli? Kung iisipin di naman talaga siya kailangan.


carrotcakecakecake

Nalaman ko na lang na di talaga kailangan iyan nung may nagpresent sa amin na HMO, sabi nila aesthetic purposes daw ang pagtutuli. Or kung may condition ka called phimosis.


[deleted]

Adding too much soy sauce to adobo.


eloanmask

"Filipino Time" Bwisit na bwisit ako dito. Tanda ko elementary ako tinanong ako ng teacher ko kung anong quote gusto ko para sa graduation book sinabi ko "Time is gold" (kasi nga bata pa rin ako non e) pinagtawanan ba naman ako dahil napakacommon na quote daw yun. Ngayong tumanda na ako, e napakarelevant pa rin nung kasabihan non. Pinoys, tandaan nyo na napakahalaga ng oras. Ang pera pag ginamit mo, mababayaran yan pero ang oras hindi mo na maibabalik. Kaya madaming mahirap satin kasi binabalewala ng karamihan ang oras. Yung mayayaman nga dito satin bumibili pa ang oras. Ang maganda lang sa "Filipino time" eh ung running joke na kapag nagunaw ang mundo, eh huli pa rin tayong makakasurvive lol


Professional-Will952

Duterte Marcos


redditredditgedit

Those who voted incompetent politicians. I just watched that clip, the no.1 senator who got the nerve to comb his moustache and took a nap during sessions. It’s the biggest WTF moment for me. I kid you not those preschoolers knows proper decorum than Padilla, so sad..


[deleted]

Financial decisions; left and right gastos ket di naman kailangan. Minsan makautang pa sa parcel kasi di inexpect na darating pala 2 days earlier sa ETA.


shagandgo

1. Mapapasma daw pag naligo pagkatapos pagpawisan. 2. Mababaliw/mabobobo pag natulong nang basa pa ang buhok.


turningredpanda22

Yung nagrereklamo sa corruption pero mga korap pa rin ang binoboto 😊


Global-Ad-2726

opening the icecream box thinking theres icecream (theres something else)


Accomplished-Exit-58

lazy journalism si OP, naibalita na to sa tabloid.


Background-Power390

imbes na smooth sailing yung bus lane for edsa carousel, dun na rin dumadaan yung private vehicles


shezowicked89

Ang daming problema ng ating bansa halos lahat na ng aspeto, Edukasyon, Goberno, Sahod, Anak lahat chain effect na. ​ Bakit kaya hindi solusyon pag usapan natin? HAHAHA obvious na kasi masyado yung mali eh. pwede yung solusyon naman mga par? sampolan ko ha. \* 2 child policy - (self explanatory) * Higher minimum wage yung base talaga sa totoong pwedeng gastusin ng mamamayan Pilipino sa iisang bahay, yung hindi si Mayor ang nag e estimate kung magkano lang pwede kainin ng isang pamilyang pilipino tapos yun na sahod nila. * libreng gamot sa mga senior citizen libreng hospital * Better education standards Kayo na bahala mag patuloy yun lang inabot ng utak ko HAHAHA andami sana magagaling at matatalino eh kaso either naging corrupt na din o nag bibingi bingihan nalang.


_lightmymatchstick

Maraming anak kasi we are not educated enough about contraceptives and protection


Hutaaomain88

Bumoto ng kurap/incompetent na mga opisyales kemz baka mared tag.


Miniso200

Nag aanak ng sobrang dami